Some young frauling gave me shit at Central Park for now reason!

LITERAL VIOLENCE! LITERAL RAPE! LITERAL ERASURE! LITERAL THEFT!

That's quite a neat scenario, OP.

This never happened. 0/10

Get ready, psychos like that will be running things in your old age. The public schools are cranking them out by the hundreds of thousands.

This definitely sounds like a real conversation that definitely happened.

Never happened.

It probably never happened but God knows people are bat shit enough.

High as AF on her (their) gender studies major at Barnard. Beware, you can tell by the cat eyed glasses and the scent of patchouli.

You should have kicked her in her cunt bone, OP.

1/10

How could the frauling be close enough to see what you were doing on your phone? 0/10

She had CAT eyesight! Don't you get it!?!

You have no right to privacy in public spaces. A photographer does not need consent to take a photo of any person in a public area if the photo is for non-commercial (i.e. advertising) purposes.

OP, are you the same creep who whined about your cute neighbor’s fat wife? If not you two should get together and talk about your irrational hatred of women. It’s boarderline psychotic. I’ve never wasted this much time obsessing over anybody with a vagina before in my life. You need help.

[Quote]There was a young woman in black (wearing cat-like glasses)

Did she also have pink hair, scream "REEEEEEEE!", and eat enough for 20 Darfur Orphans?

....

Cool story

I do like 'frauling' though. Better than 'Fraulein', which doesn't work somehow.

This actually happened!!! It SOUNDS so real!!!

R4, they’re churning them out at private schools, too. With a larger sense of entitlement, too.

Everyone Says That

Girls like this have ruined cat eye glasses forever for me.

OP, you might have asked her to move. Most people would have.

Maybe she just hated your fat face and the whole picture outrage was a ruse.

EST a gogo

What Exquisitely Sensitive Timing you have, OP.

You're lying. How was this "young frauling" able to see what you were doing on your phone?

R27, she was using opera glasses. Covered in sequins.

And I apologize for calling her a "frauling." I wouldn't want people otherwise enjoying my extremely strange time in the park to think I'm an ignoramus. Of course she was a Fraulein.

I would've snapped a photo of her and said, "Let's see if it works on you, cunt."

I should have in my post at r13 that this refers only to the U.S. Other countries have different laws regarding photography in public spaces.

I could see it happening.

If OP was going to make up a story, he would have come up with something much more interesting. I can completely believe that one lady refused to move her ass out of the way when it was obvious OP wanted to take a photo. And I easily believe that some busybody spied on him and then had to make some remark.

I would have responded the same way. I'm not good with confrontation, as I can't think quickly on my foot. (However, after the encounter is over, I come up with what could have been the perfect response.) So, I don't waste time, and I just walk away.

What a stupid bitch! Anytime you go out in public, you are giving people permission to photograph you. That goes for celebrities as well as average people.

Erasing Sister Today.

This felt so real that I feel like I have lived this moment.

Of course, the first thing I would do after this happened is to share it on Datalounge.

Unlike the OP, though, I would have called that woman a cunt. To her face.

[quote]This never happened. 0/10

Generous.

Not sure why the guy who posts these ESTs keeps doing it, but I do remember we were banned from using EST several years ago because a (or the) webmaster was mad that we'd call this guy (or someone like him) out for his embarrassing scenarios.

ESTs can be good.

Was the "Once Around the Garden" story true? Almost certainly not, but who cares, it was great. Most people aren't talented writers though.