—going on about “In order to be happy, you have to stand in the presence of God. And I’m like, gurl!...That’s right, you have to be presence...That’s what she said, You have to stand in the presence of God.”
And then she started to walk off without picking up her dog’s shit.
I shouted from the window, “Pick up your dog’s shit, CHRISTIAN LADY!”
“But it’s watery.”
“And that’s MY problem?” I responded.
She turned around and picked it up, all while continuing her conversation on the phone.
I called out, “Thank you!”
As she walked off, still on the phone, she hollered, “You didn’t have to curse.”
I shouted, “HAVE A BLESSED DAY!”