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PHONY CHRISTIAN BITCH talking on her cellphone outside my kitchen window while her dog was pooping on my lawn—

—going on about “In order to be happy, you have to stand in the presence of God. And I’m like, gurl!...That’s right, you have to be presence...That’s what she said, You have to stand in the presence of God.”

And then she started to walk off without picking up her dog’s shit.

I shouted from the window, “Pick up your dog’s shit, CHRISTIAN LADY!”

“But it’s watery.”

“And that’s MY problem?” I responded.

She turned around and picked it up, all while continuing her conversation on the phone.

I called out, “Thank you!”

As she walked off, still on the phone, she hollered, “You didn’t have to curse.”

I shouted, “HAVE A BLESSED DAY!”

by It boggles the mind.reply 605/24/2020

Cool story! Save it for dinner parties!

by It boggles the mind.reply 105/24/2020

Oh, I intend to, R1!

by It boggles the mind.reply 205/24/2020

Churches are full of sinners

by It boggles the mind.reply 305/24/2020

Yes R3, but her timing was nothing short of miraculous.

by It boggles the mind.reply 405/24/2020

She could have kept on walking, or sworn at you, or worse. This was worth starting a thread?

by It boggles the mind.reply 505/24/2020

Deplorables like OP gotta fake outrage! It’s comfortable for them!

by It boggles the mind.reply 605/24/2020
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