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Breaking: Woody Allen Is Infected

WITH TERMITES

by Anonymousreply 8June 20, 2020 1:08 AM
by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2020 11:09 PM

LOL

by Anonymousreply 2June 20, 2020 12:43 AM

I laughed at this.

by Anonymousreply 3June 20, 2020 12:49 AM

His wife calls him K-Pop.

by Anonymousreply 4June 20, 2020 12:50 AM

I take it this is after the woodpeckers went after him

by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2020 12:55 AM

^^ I think the termites like his woodpecker

by Anonymousreply 6June 20, 2020 12:57 AM

Funny!

by Anonymousreply 7June 20, 2020 1:00 AM

I think these are old Pinocchio jokes aren’t they? LOL anyway.

by Anonymousreply 8June 20, 2020 1:08 AM
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