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I want to social distance from fishfraucowcunts permanently

I haven’t even seen one of these fat, stinking, waddling creature in months and it’s been wonderful. My sinuses are clear for the first time in years, now that my nose isn’t being assaulted with with fish fumes. I feel sorry for their husbands, though...having to be locked up all the time with this fat heifers.

I invited my cute neighbor over the other day, despite the quarantine. He said “Sure, I’ll bring my wife.” Ugh. The poor dear must have Stockholm Syndrome. I told him I suddenly remembered I had just set off some bug bombs, so the house wasn’t safe, and I got in my car and drove away.

by Anonymousreply 2005/24/2020

I have news for you. Their husbands like them. If they didn’t they wouldn’t be married to them. You sound like you are jealous of this guy’s fat wife. Stop going after straight men and find a cute gay boy. This asshole you are listing after is probably MAGA, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 105/24/2020

[quote]Their husbands like them. If they didn’t they wouldn’t be married to them.

Actually, they like having power over their wives and showing them off like trophies; what an opportune time for them to be in control 24/7. Domestic violence has increased since the lockdown.

by Anonymousreply 205/24/2020

Let's see what OP does with this statement:

Meghan is LESS than a GODDESS.

She just is.

She's human.

by Anonymousreply 305/24/2020

That's fine, OP. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

by Anonymousreply 405/24/2020

Op poor dear, she did not notice the cute neighbor smelled her untoward intention and gave a " polite no."

by Anonymousreply 505/24/2020

Op poor dear, she did not notice the cute neighbor smelled her untoward intention and gave a " polite no."

by Anonymousreply 605/24/2020

do fraucunts mostly have cow fronts?

by Anonymousreply 705/24/2020

When I see post like these, I always wonder... do they Mothers, sisters, any female friends

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2020

R8: Probably exclusively which is why they emulate their female friends.

by Anonymousreply 905/24/2020

Mother is dead. I have one sister, who is rotten to the core. Never been interested in having female "friends." Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2020

OP it's HOUSECOWS AND HOUSEOAFS!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2020

Men who hate women are visibly damaged.

by Anonymousreply 1205/24/2020

You can't disassociate with them permanently because you depend on them economically.

Plus, your only joy in life is in coming to Datalounge to put women down anonymously. It's what you live for, it's what you fill this site with 24-7 and you cannot exist without them.

If you spent your life cultivating what you love instead of tearing down everyone who's different for cheap kicks, you might actually become successful or happy.

But then you'd have to face your own inadequacies, which you probably don't have the balls for.

by Anonymousreply 1305/24/2020

Poor OP. Have you ever really been close enough to a woman to smell her? Why do you use the old 'smells like fish' trope -- you have to get right into the crotch to smell that and it's only when she's juiced up. I doubt you've been closer than in a revolving door to a woman. It's okay to dislike women for whatever reason but your hate is palpable. Why?

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2020

OP sounds like a serial killer. First step is to dehumanize them, then anything you do to them doesn't matter.

by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2020

Not funny, no wit. Troll essentially.

by Anonymousreply 1605/24/2020

Cubefag.

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by Anonymousreply 1705/24/2020

[quote]Have you ever really been close enough to a woman to smell her? Why do you use the old 'smells like fish' trope -- you have to get right into the crotch to smell that

lololol

You must be a fish! Please. I can smell your cunt from 50 feet away! 100 feet if you’re on the rag. So wash your dirty, dirty pussies and stay away from me. I’m going to start carrying a spray bottle full of disinfectant and start spraying any fish who gets within striking distance and scream “Shoo, frau, shoo!”

by Anonymousreply 1805/24/2020

Fish always used to want to get with me because I’m gay. This one heifer used to harass me all the time at the clubs to have sex with her. This one time, I had done a few lines and was pretty wired and she came up to me as I was walking out the bathroom and she started in.

I snatched her around and said I had enough and was gonna give her what she wanted so she’d shut the fuck up. Shoved her into a stall, pulled down her drawers, her cunt reeking. I pinned her up against the wall and stuffed my dick in her smelly cooze and she’s moaning and carrying on, talking about how she’s gonna squirt.

She pissed all over my dick and I shot my load in her and she’s like “Oh baby, yes” and I told her to get the fuck away from me and I had to wash my dick. I could smell her on me for days. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 1905/24/2020

R19 You wish.

by Anonymousreply 2005/24/2020
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