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Who would you fuck on MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL? Take the poll.

Whose cock and ass do you want?

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by Anonymousreply 3402/22/2021

I would like to come in Archie Cleary's face.

by Anonymousreply 105/24/2020

Am I the only one who would fuck Joel?

by Anonymousreply 205/24/2020

R2, obviously not.

by Anonymousreply 305/24/2020

Luke Kirby is my first choice. His eyes, shoulders and chest.

Tony's my second choice. But he's more husband material, in my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 405/24/2020

Joel is not hot, but I find him very sexy. So I'll say ex-husband Joel.

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by Anonymousreply 505/24/2020

Jacob Kemp

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by Anonymousreply 605/24/2020

Tony is still a fine piece of cock meat.

by Anonymousreply 705/24/2020

Definitely Joel.. I want to work his chest for hours and drive him crazy.

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2020

Just to be clear, there's Joel Johnstone, who plays Archie Cleary, and there's Michael Zegen, who plays Joel Maisel.

by Anonymousreply 905/24/2020

I would fuck Joel (the character, so Michael Zegen) ... glad to see I am not the only one with questionable taste.

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2020

I would take all these cocks, in this order:

1. Luke Kirby

2. Tony Shalhoub

3. Joel Johnstone

4. Zachary Levi

5. Michael Zegen

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2020

R9, what is the plural of Joel? Is it bottoms?

by Anonymousreply 1205/24/2020

No, R12, that's Joseph Bottoms.

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by Anonymousreply 1305/24/2020

I don't understand why Joel (Michael Zegen) and Archie (Joel Johnstone) don't just hook up already. It was the 60s--shouldn't they be experimenting? Archie clearly loves Joel and would drunkenly suck his cock if the moment was right, and the lighting was dim.

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2020

Archie Cleary's suckable tits.

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by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2020

[quote]I don't understand why Joel (Michael Zegen) and Archie (Joel Johnstone) don't just hook up already. It was the 60s--shouldn't they be experimenting? Archie clearly loves Joel and would drunkenly suck his cock if the moment was right, and the lighting was dim.

We're working on it.

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by Anonymousreply 1605/24/2020

Let's try that again.

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by Anonymousreply 1705/24/2020

^^^That's definitely a gay story line.^^^

by Anonymousreply 1805/24/2020

Are they holding up signs that say "The Bottom Club" in R17?

by Anonymousreply 1905/24/2020

Fuck YOU, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2005/24/2020

[quote]Are they holding up signs that say "The Bottom Club" in [R17]?

This is why they didn't get together. They're both bottoms and are advertising for tops.

by Anonymousreply 2105/24/2020

Apologies to Kevin Pollak. He can be a write-in vote.

by Anonymousreply 2205/24/2020

I wouldn't fuck Kevin Pollak with Joel Johnstone's cock.

by Anonymousreply 2305/24/2020

What about us lezzies bitches?

by Anonymousreply 2405/24/2020

I meant Michael Zegen and his meaty pecs.

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by Anonymousreply 2605/24/2020

What happened to the usual DL Vivian Vance reference? Can someone explain that to me, as a fairly newbie? Muriel should post stuff like that in the FAQs.

by Anonymousreply 2705/24/2020

r27 No one would fuck that dried-up old cunt.

by Anonymousreply 2805/24/2020

I’d climb Zachary Levi like a tree.

by Anonymousreply 2912/26/2020

I've liked Michael Zegen since he played Damien on Dennis Leary's 9/11 fireman show, Rescue Me.

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by Anonymousreply 3012/26/2020

Luke Kirby is a good actor--one of the more talented males on the series. (I don't understand the appeal of Archie, for example: nothing about the character or that actor leaves the slightest impression on me. And Tony Shalhoub has never been less sexy than on MMM.)

So I vote to fuck Luke Kirby, but only as the drunk, stoned, chain-smoking Lenny Bruce, repeating foul obscenities while he rails me.

by Anonymousreply 3102/22/2021

Let’s not forget Kirby attains gay icon status for starring in Mambo Italiano, although his hair style in the film is atrocious, here at a film festival he is at peak Kirby beautifulness.

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by Anonymousreply 3202/22/2021

Tony Shaloub was very sexy in THE BAND’S VISIT.

by Anonymousreply 3302/22/2021

Luke Kirby. No contest. No one else on that show has any sexual chemistry...including Joel Maisel...

by Anonymousreply 3402/22/2021
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