Who would you fuck on MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL? Take the poll.

I would like to come in Archie Cleary's face.

Am I the only one who would fuck Joel?

R2, obviously not.

Luke Kirby is my first choice. His eyes, shoulders and chest.

Tony's my second choice. But he's more husband material, in my opinion.

Joel is not hot, but I find him very sexy. So I'll say ex-husband Joel.

Jacob Kemp

Tony is still a fine piece of cock meat.

Definitely Joel.. I want to work his chest for hours and drive him crazy.

Just to be clear, there's Joel Johnstone, who plays Archie Cleary, and there's Michael Zegen, who plays Joel Maisel.

I would fuck Joel (the character, so Michael Zegen) ... glad to see I am not the only one with questionable taste.

I would take all these cocks, in this order:

1. Luke Kirby

2. Tony Shalhoub

3. Joel Johnstone

4. Zachary Levi

5. Michael Zegen

R9, what is the plural of Joel? Is it bottoms?

No, R12, that's Joseph Bottoms.

I don't understand why Joel (Michael Zegen) and Archie (Joel Johnstone) don't just hook up already. It was the 60s--shouldn't they be experimenting? Archie clearly loves Joel and would drunkenly suck his cock if the moment was right, and the lighting was dim.

Archie Cleary's suckable tits.

[quote]I don't understand why Joel (Michael Zegen) and Archie (Joel Johnstone) don't just hook up already. It was the 60s--shouldn't they be experimenting? Archie clearly loves Joel and would drunkenly suck his cock if the moment was right, and the lighting was dim.

We're working on it.

Let's try that again.

^^^That's definitely a gay story line.^^^

Are they holding up signs that say "The Bottom Club" in R17?

Fuck YOU, OP.

[quote]Are they holding up signs that say "The Bottom Club" in [R17]?

This is why they didn't get together. They're both bottoms and are advertising for tops.

Apologies to Kevin Pollak. He can be a write-in vote.

I wouldn't fuck Kevin Pollak with Joel Johnstone's cock.

What about us lezzies bitches?

I meant Michael Zegen and his meaty pecs.

Susie

What happened to the usual DL Vivian Vance reference? Can someone explain that to me, as a fairly newbie? Muriel should post stuff like that in the FAQs.

r27 No one would fuck that dried-up old cunt.

I’d climb Zachary Levi like a tree.

I've liked Michael Zegen since he played Damien on Dennis Leary's 9/11 fireman show, Rescue Me.

Luke Kirby is a good actor--one of the more talented males on the series. (I don't understand the appeal of Archie, for example: nothing about the character or that actor leaves the slightest impression on me. And Tony Shalhoub has never been less sexy than on MMM.)

So I vote to fuck Luke Kirby, but only as the drunk, stoned, chain-smoking Lenny Bruce, repeating foul obscenities while he rails me.

Let’s not forget Kirby attains gay icon status for starring in Mambo Italiano, although his hair style in the film is atrocious, here at a film festival he is at peak Kirby beautifulness.

Tony Shaloub was very sexy in THE BAND’S VISIT.

Luke Kirby. No contest. No one else on that show has any sexual chemistry...including Joel Maisel...