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Who would you fuck on MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL? Take the poll.

Whose cock and ass do you want?

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by Anonymousreply 49November 15, 2021 2:18 AM

I would like to come in Archie Cleary's face.

by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2020 2:09 PM

Am I the only one who would fuck Joel?

by Anonymousreply 2May 24, 2020 2:23 PM

R2, obviously not.

by Anonymousreply 3May 24, 2020 2:27 PM

Luke Kirby is my first choice. His eyes, shoulders and chest.

Tony's my second choice. But he's more husband material, in my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 4May 24, 2020 2:28 PM

Joel is not hot, but I find him very sexy. So I'll say ex-husband Joel.

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by Anonymousreply 5May 24, 2020 2:37 PM

Jacob Kemp

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by Anonymousreply 6May 24, 2020 2:37 PM

Tony is still a fine piece of cock meat.

by Anonymousreply 7May 24, 2020 2:50 PM

Definitely Joel.. I want to work his chest for hours and drive him crazy.

by Anonymousreply 8May 24, 2020 2:52 PM

Just to be clear, there's Joel Johnstone, who plays Archie Cleary, and there's Michael Zegen, who plays Joel Maisel.

by Anonymousreply 9May 24, 2020 2:55 PM

I would fuck Joel (the character, so Michael Zegen) ... glad to see I am not the only one with questionable taste.

by Anonymousreply 10May 24, 2020 2:56 PM

I would take all these cocks, in this order:

1. Luke Kirby

2. Tony Shalhoub

3. Joel Johnstone

4. Zachary Levi

5. Michael Zegen

by Anonymousreply 11May 24, 2020 2:57 PM

R9, what is the plural of Joel? Is it bottoms?

by Anonymousreply 12May 24, 2020 2:58 PM

No, R12, that's Joseph Bottoms.

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by Anonymousreply 13May 24, 2020 2:59 PM

I don't understand why Joel (Michael Zegen) and Archie (Joel Johnstone) don't just hook up already. It was the 60s--shouldn't they be experimenting? Archie clearly loves Joel and would drunkenly suck his cock if the moment was right, and the lighting was dim.

by Anonymousreply 14May 24, 2020 3:01 PM

Archie Cleary's suckable tits.

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by Anonymousreply 15May 24, 2020 3:04 PM

[quote]I don't understand why Joel (Michael Zegen) and Archie (Joel Johnstone) don't just hook up already. It was the 60s--shouldn't they be experimenting? Archie clearly loves Joel and would drunkenly suck his cock if the moment was right, and the lighting was dim.

We're working on it.

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by Anonymousreply 16May 24, 2020 3:04 PM

Let's try that again.

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by Anonymousreply 17May 24, 2020 3:07 PM

^^^That's definitely a gay story line.^^^

by Anonymousreply 18May 24, 2020 3:08 PM

Are they holding up signs that say "The Bottom Club" in R17?

by Anonymousreply 19May 24, 2020 3:12 PM

Fuck YOU, OP.

by Anonymousreply 20May 24, 2020 3:16 PM

[quote]Are they holding up signs that say "The Bottom Club" in [R17]?

This is why they didn't get together. They're both bottoms and are advertising for tops.

by Anonymousreply 21May 24, 2020 3:16 PM

Apologies to Kevin Pollak. He can be a write-in vote.

by Anonymousreply 22May 24, 2020 3:21 PM

I wouldn't fuck Kevin Pollak with Joel Johnstone's cock.

by Anonymousreply 23May 24, 2020 3:35 PM

What about us lezzies bitches?

by Anonymousreply 24May 24, 2020 5:11 PM

I meant Michael Zegen and his meaty pecs.

by Anonymousreply 25May 24, 2020 5:17 PM

Susie

by Anonymousreply 26May 24, 2020 5:18 PM

What happened to the usual DL Vivian Vance reference? Can someone explain that to me, as a fairly newbie? Muriel should post stuff like that in the FAQs.

by Anonymousreply 27May 24, 2020 5:20 PM

r27 No one would fuck that dried-up old cunt.

by Anonymousreply 28May 24, 2020 8:17 PM

I’d climb Zachary Levi like a tree.

by Anonymousreply 29December 26, 2020 2:06 PM

I've liked Michael Zegen since he played Damien on Dennis Leary's 9/11 fireman show, Rescue Me.

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by Anonymousreply 30December 26, 2020 5:30 PM

Luke Kirby is a good actor--one of the more talented males on the series. (I don't understand the appeal of Archie, for example: nothing about the character or that actor leaves the slightest impression on me. And Tony Shalhoub has never been less sexy than on MMM.)

So I vote to fuck Luke Kirby, but only as the drunk, stoned, chain-smoking Lenny Bruce, repeating foul obscenities while he rails me.

by Anonymousreply 31February 22, 2021 5:02 PM

Let’s not forget Kirby attains gay icon status for starring in Mambo Italiano, although his hair style in the film is atrocious, here at a film festival he is at peak Kirby beautifulness.

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by Anonymousreply 32February 22, 2021 5:10 PM

Tony Shaloub was very sexy in THE BAND’S VISIT.

by Anonymousreply 33February 22, 2021 5:19 PM

Luke Kirby. No contest. No one else on that show has any sexual chemistry...including Joel Maisel...

by Anonymousreply 34February 22, 2021 5:22 PM

Charisma is the word you mean, R34, not chemistry. I always thought Tony S had sexual charisma.

by Anonymousreply 35November 14, 2021 8:20 PM

What is Luke Kirby's ethnicity?

by Anonymousreply 36November 14, 2021 8:24 PM

I saw Michael Zegen in an off-Bway show where he was undressed down to his boxer shorts at one point. Very nice, tight little body. He's a good actor, but there's something curiously sexless/asexual about him, IMHO.

by Anonymousreply 37November 14, 2021 8:27 PM

Michael Zegen is 41 years old and never married.

Listen girls he's available and perhaps GAY.

by Anonymousreply 38November 14, 2021 8:28 PM

Zachary Levi can cum in my ass all night long.

by Anonymousreply 39November 14, 2021 8:33 PM

I doubt he could ALL night long, R39. Maybe twice or three times.

by Anonymousreply 40November 14, 2021 9:19 PM

To what R38 said...what is it with these 2 bros from the show? Was that the Button Show or the Bottom Show?

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by Anonymousreply 41November 14, 2021 9:22 PM

Remember that on DL "who would you fuck" actually means "who would you want to bottom for?"

by Anonymousreply 42November 14, 2021 9:23 PM

Another of these two "besties"...

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by Anonymousreply 43November 14, 2021 9:27 PM

R36, Luke Kirby has described himself as "Newfoundland Irish." He is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 44November 15, 2021 1:38 AM

Write in: Nolan Gerard Funk from the Catskills episodes.

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by Anonymousreply 45November 15, 2021 2:03 AM

I need to dick taht mouthy jew, kevin Pollack

by Anonymousreply 46November 15, 2021 2:05 AM

Write-in vote for guest star Rufus Sewell

by Anonymousreply 47November 15, 2021 2:09 AM

Mary! How do you work someone’s chest for hours??!

by Anonymousreply 48November 15, 2021 2:15 AM

The only answer to this question is Tony Shalhoub.

by Anonymousreply 49November 15, 2021 2:18 AM
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