Whose cock and ass do you want?
Who would you fuck on MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL? Take the poll.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 15, 2021 2:18 AM |
I would like to come in Archie Cleary's face.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 24, 2020 2:09 PM |
Am I the only one who would fuck Joel?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 24, 2020 2:23 PM |
R2, obviously not.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 24, 2020 2:27 PM |
Luke Kirby is my first choice. His eyes, shoulders and chest.
Tony's my second choice. But he's more husband material, in my opinion.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 24, 2020 2:28 PM |
Joel is not hot, but I find him very sexy. So I'll say ex-husband Joel.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 24, 2020 2:37 PM |
Tony is still a fine piece of cock meat.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 24, 2020 2:50 PM |
Definitely Joel.. I want to work his chest for hours and drive him crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 24, 2020 2:52 PM |
Just to be clear, there's Joel Johnstone, who plays Archie Cleary, and there's Michael Zegen, who plays Joel Maisel.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 24, 2020 2:55 PM |
I would fuck Joel (the character, so Michael Zegen) ... glad to see I am not the only one with questionable taste.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 24, 2020 2:56 PM |
I would take all these cocks, in this order:
1. Luke Kirby
2. Tony Shalhoub
3. Joel Johnstone
4. Zachary Levi
5. Michael Zegen
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 24, 2020 2:57 PM |
R9, what is the plural of Joel? Is it bottoms?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 24, 2020 2:58 PM |
I don't understand why Joel (Michael Zegen) and Archie (Joel Johnstone) don't just hook up already. It was the 60s--shouldn't they be experimenting? Archie clearly loves Joel and would drunkenly suck his cock if the moment was right, and the lighting was dim.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 24, 2020 3:01 PM |
[quote]I don't understand why Joel (Michael Zegen) and Archie (Joel Johnstone) don't just hook up already. It was the 60s--shouldn't they be experimenting? Archie clearly loves Joel and would drunkenly suck his cock if the moment was right, and the lighting was dim.
We're working on it.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 24, 2020 3:04 PM |
^^^That's definitely a gay story line.^^^
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 24, 2020 3:08 PM |
Are they holding up signs that say "The Bottom Club" in R17?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 24, 2020 3:12 PM |
Fuck YOU, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 24, 2020 3:16 PM |
[quote]Are they holding up signs that say "The Bottom Club" in [R17]?
This is why they didn't get together. They're both bottoms and are advertising for tops.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 24, 2020 3:16 PM |
Apologies to Kevin Pollak. He can be a write-in vote.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 24, 2020 3:21 PM |
I wouldn't fuck Kevin Pollak with Joel Johnstone's cock.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 24, 2020 3:35 PM |
What about us lezzies bitches?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 24, 2020 5:11 PM |
I meant Michael Zegen and his meaty pecs.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 24, 2020 5:17 PM |
Susie
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 24, 2020 5:18 PM |
What happened to the usual DL Vivian Vance reference? Can someone explain that to me, as a fairly newbie? Muriel should post stuff like that in the FAQs.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 24, 2020 5:20 PM |
r27 No one would fuck that dried-up old cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 24, 2020 8:17 PM |
I’d climb Zachary Levi like a tree.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 26, 2020 2:06 PM |
I've liked Michael Zegen since he played Damien on Dennis Leary's 9/11 fireman show, Rescue Me.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 26, 2020 5:30 PM |
Luke Kirby is a good actor--one of the more talented males on the series. (I don't understand the appeal of Archie, for example: nothing about the character or that actor leaves the slightest impression on me. And Tony Shalhoub has never been less sexy than on MMM.)
So I vote to fuck Luke Kirby, but only as the drunk, stoned, chain-smoking Lenny Bruce, repeating foul obscenities while he rails me.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 22, 2021 5:02 PM |
Let’s not forget Kirby attains gay icon status for starring in Mambo Italiano, although his hair style in the film is atrocious, here at a film festival he is at peak Kirby beautifulness.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 22, 2021 5:10 PM |
Tony Shaloub was very sexy in THE BAND’S VISIT.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 22, 2021 5:19 PM |
Luke Kirby. No contest. No one else on that show has any sexual chemistry...including Joel Maisel...
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 22, 2021 5:22 PM |
Charisma is the word you mean, R34, not chemistry. I always thought Tony S had sexual charisma.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 14, 2021 8:20 PM |
What is Luke Kirby's ethnicity?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 14, 2021 8:24 PM |
I saw Michael Zegen in an off-Bway show where he was undressed down to his boxer shorts at one point. Very nice, tight little body. He's a good actor, but there's something curiously sexless/asexual about him, IMHO.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 14, 2021 8:27 PM |
Michael Zegen is 41 years old and never married.
Listen girls he's available and perhaps GAY.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 14, 2021 8:28 PM |
Zachary Levi can cum in my ass all night long.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 14, 2021 8:33 PM |
I doubt he could ALL night long, R39. Maybe twice or three times.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 14, 2021 9:19 PM |
To what R38 said...what is it with these 2 bros from the show? Was that the Button Show or the Bottom Show?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 14, 2021 9:22 PM |
Remember that on DL "who would you fuck" actually means "who would you want to bottom for?"
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 14, 2021 9:23 PM |
R36, Luke Kirby has described himself as "Newfoundland Irish." He is beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 15, 2021 1:38 AM |
Write in: Nolan Gerard Funk from the Catskills episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 15, 2021 2:03 AM |
I need to dick taht mouthy jew, kevin Pollack
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 15, 2021 2:05 AM |
Write-in vote for guest star Rufus Sewell
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 15, 2021 2:09 AM |
Mary! How do you work someone’s chest for hours??!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 15, 2021 2:15 AM |
The only answer to this question is Tony Shalhoub.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 15, 2021 2:18 AM |