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Is anyone else embarrassed by how your large cock and balls show in your clothes?

I am working with several companies and had to start back going to the offices. Immediately the issue started up again, just like before the pandemic.

No matter what trousers I wear, I can't keep my genitals from being prominent. I've tried arranging myself and wearing different types of underwear and dark pants, but it's either a bulge in the middle or my cock on the left. I'm lucky in sex terms but outside of that it can be embarrassing.

Anyway, people nowadays stare and smirk. Women receptionists are looking down when I walk in - I know them but the glance, glance, glance routine in every conversation is rude. Same with clients and colleagues, and it's the men and women. I've had guys follow me into the rest room - married men - and look down the line of urinals.

I'm just wondering if anyone else has dealt with this. I get that people have been at home a lot, but the overt glaring just makes me feel lousy. You don't need to tell me women know all about it. I get that. But they're the worst, so it's like they want to give it back. I'm out so it's not like they're hitting on me.

I'm hoping at least a couple guys post seriously. I know the rest I'm earning by posting this. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 5505/23/2020

I have the same “problem”. Yes, it’s flattering in a way, but I can’t go and day where people are staring at my package. I try to cover up as much as possible when I can, but it’s still there. I compare this to a woman with big tits... always being stared at! I refuse to wear track pants anymore and cringe when I have to undress in front of people... it gets old

by Anonymousreply 105/22/2020

Miss OP.

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by Anonymousreply 205/22/2020

Fuck that OP. I am proud of my enormous cock and balls. When it’s cold, I like to wrap my balls around my neck like a big furry stinky scarf.

by Anonymousreply 305/22/2020

With no picture attached. Bummerrrrrr

by Anonymousreply 405/22/2020

Pics or we’re not interested in your drama.

by Anonymousreply 505/22/2020

So? Wear it proudly! I know I would!

by Anonymousreply 605/22/2020

Sucks to be you.

by Anonymousreply 705/22/2020

If you've got it don't be afraid to flaunt it!!

by Anonymousreply 805/22/2020

Tuck panties

by Anonymousreply 905/22/2020

He seems relaxed.

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by Anonymousreply 1005/22/2020

I have the same issue, OP. I'm close to 10 inches, but really the extreme thickness and my heavy balls that cause the problem. It's more a curse than a blessing.

by Anonymousreply 1105/22/2020

You mean like this?

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by Anonymousreply 1205/22/2020

This might be taking it a bit too far.

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by Anonymousreply 1305/22/2020

You could consider castration, problem solved!

by Anonymousreply 1405/22/2020

This is BS, OP, you enjoy the attention.

You could easily wear lycra briefs which keep everything in place.

by Anonymousreply 1505/22/2020

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

by Anonymousreply 1605/22/2020

He's bound to get some attention.

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by Anonymousreply 1705/22/2020

Wear looser trousers and tighter underwear if you are really concerned and not humble bragging.

Why not just enjoy the fact you have a big cock and people like looking at it? It beats having a tiny one.

Is it so big people won’t let you fuck them? That would be a much more major downside to a giant cock.

by Anonymousreply 1805/22/2020

0/100

by Anonymousreply 1905/22/2020

My sister knew a guy with this problem. And then he died.

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by Anonymousreply 2005/22/2020

May I refer you to a community if your peers

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by Anonymousreply 2105/22/2020

I saw Tank and his tribe in person... softball sized balls are the opposite of sexy.

by Anonymousreply 2205/22/2020

Men will do unspeakable things to their penis. Don't ask.

by Anonymousreply 2305/22/2020

I wish.

Be happy for what you have, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2405/22/2020

Tank's "boyfriends"= gay Manson family.

by Anonymousreply 2505/22/2020

Oh shut the fuck up. I mean, seriously. If you wanted to hide your bulge, you could do it. Hint: stop wearing pants that accentuate it, dipshit.

This sort of humble brag went out with Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 2605/22/2020

Like mama said: there's a time and place for everything. You have great big balls and cock, package them neatly during work hours in a nice snug pair of tighty whities. Feels good and you know what's in the package. Then show 'em off when the time is right!

by Anonymousreply 2705/22/2020

HUMBLEBRAG

Why don’t you get the folks at LPSG to cry you a river over your “problem.”

That’s what they live for.

by Anonymousreply 2805/22/2020

If this is actually serious, maybe try talking to some girlfriends you are close with who have big boobs. Women discuss things like that all the time, she will have advice from her own experience and the experiences of many other women to share with you.

by Anonymousreply 2905/22/2020

This is total DL catnip and you all fell for it.

by Anonymousreply 3005/22/2020

I can't wear linen pants without being called an exhibitionist.

by Anonymousreply 3105/22/2020

Show us yo deek or be gone.

by Anonymousreply 3205/22/2020

Pics or it didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 3305/22/2020

I used to see them on Broadway in Seattle, R22. Nothing sexy about them. At all.

by Anonymousreply 3405/23/2020

Can they see your religion?

by Anonymousreply 3505/23/2020

r17 Double-donged?

by Anonymousreply 3605/23/2020

humble brag

by Anonymousreply 3705/23/2020

My eyes are up here!

by Anonymousreply 3805/23/2020

Is anyone else embarrassed by how handsome you are in your clothes?

I am working with several companies and had to start back going to the offices. Immediately the issue started up again, just like before the pandemic.

No matter I wear, I can't keep my handsome looks from being prominent. I've tried arranging myself and wearing different types of ugly and unfashionable clothes, but my handsome face, my height, and my effortless athletic physique are put forward. I'm lucky in sex terms but outside of that it can be embarrassing.

Anyway, people nowadays stare and smirk. Women receptionists are looking at me when I walk in - I know they can't help it but the glance, glance, glance routine in every conversation is rude. Same with clients and colleagues, and it's the men and women. I've had guys follow me into the break room - married men - and try to chat me up.

I'm just wondering if anyone else has dealt with this. I get that people have been at home a lot, but the overt glaring just makes me feel lousy. You don't need to tell me women know all about it. I get that. But they're the worst, so it's like they want to give it back. I'm out so it's not like they're hitting on me.

I'm hoping at least a couple guys post seriously. I know the rest I'm earning by posting this. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 3905/23/2020

I don’t think I’ve ever known anyone who had a bulge they couldn’t hide. Wear a jock strap to hold it in place and some looser pants.

by Anonymousreply 4005/23/2020

OP is Lyndon Johnson posting from 1964.

by Anonymousreply 4105/23/2020

I forgot the link.

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by Anonymousreply 4205/23/2020

That's "donton" Pittsburgh at R17 for anyone who wants to begin their search(stalk)

by Anonymousreply 4305/23/2020

If you got it flaunt it OP!

by Anonymousreply 4405/23/2020

So many people on this thread claiming to be well hung. Zero pics to prove it.

Anyone can make up stuff on the internet.

Next!

by Anonymousreply 4505/23/2020

OP, is your helmet on show?

Do you have a mushroom head?

by Anonymousreply 4605/23/2020

Hey, my eyes are up here.

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by Anonymousreply 4705/23/2020

I was pretty self conscious of my larger cock and balls when I started wrestling in high school and it affected my game. I finally learned to tune out the distraction and not give a shit that people were staring.

by Anonymousreply 4805/23/2020

Wrestling isn’t a game

by Anonymousreply 4905/23/2020

My partner had a painful hit in the balls event that cause his right testicle to 'die' and it was surgically removed. He has a big dick, and his one ball is magnificent, full and round, which my manly hand loves to cup and fondle. I did not know him with 2 balls, but if it was just like the other, the pair of them would off been sensational. His work outfit was khakis and a work logo polo shirt, or collared casual. He could never hide his dick and round, beautiful ball. Just standing, he displayed a bulge. He often said, however, that having two big balls was often painful. Simple things like sliding into you car seat, quickly sitting down would squeeze and hurt. Even bending over could cause discomfort. He said he was almost grateful losing one of them. His dick and one ball don't fit in my one manly hand. I am not complaining!

by Anonymousreply 5005/23/2020

Bravo OP, what an unique new way to brag about your endowment.

by Anonymousreply 5105/23/2020

Sorry, R49, but it is.

noun: game; plural noun: games 1. a form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck.

by Anonymousreply 5205/23/2020

Ask a drag queen how to properly tuck. There's probably a Youtube tutorial!!!

by Anonymousreply 5305/23/2020

As someone who his hugely tall and not entirely bad looking I am used to being gawked at. When in large crowds people part like the Red Sea and stare up at me. As an insecure teenager I hated it. As an adult it is rather amusing to witness through the eyes of new friends or aquantances who can't figure out why everyone is staring their direction. I've learned to accept and ignore it. Wear big black sunglasses, keep your chin up, stand tall and look forward without acknowledging the stares and you begin not to even notice it. Do you!!

by Anonymousreply 5405/23/2020

...or if it truly bothers you that much, get tuck undies as I suggested earlier. Drag is very mainstream, I'm sure you can easily find a pair online for cheap.

by Anonymousreply 5505/23/2020
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