Is anyone else embarrassed by how your large cock and balls show in your clothes?

I have the same “problem”. Yes, it’s flattering in a way, but I can’t go and day where people are staring at my package. I try to cover up as much as possible when I can, but it’s still there. I compare this to a woman with big tits... always being stared at! I refuse to wear track pants anymore and cringe when I have to undress in front of people... it gets old

Miss OP.

Fuck that OP. I am proud of my enormous cock and balls. When it’s cold, I like to wrap my balls around my neck like a big furry stinky scarf.

With no picture attached. Bummerrrrrr

Pics or we’re not interested in your drama.

So? Wear it proudly! I know I would!

Sucks to be you.

If you've got it don't be afraid to flaunt it!!

Tuck panties

He seems relaxed.

I have the same issue, OP. I'm close to 10 inches, but really the extreme thickness and my heavy balls that cause the problem. It's more a curse than a blessing.

You mean like this?

This might be taking it a bit too far.

You could consider castration, problem solved!

This is BS, OP, you enjoy the attention.

You could easily wear lycra briefs which keep everything in place.

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

He's bound to get some attention.

Wear looser trousers and tighter underwear if you are really concerned and not humble bragging.

Why not just enjoy the fact you have a big cock and people like looking at it? It beats having a tiny one.

Is it so big people won’t let you fuck them? That would be a much more major downside to a giant cock.

0/100

My sister knew a guy with this problem. And then he died.

May I refer you to a community if your peers

I saw Tank and his tribe in person... softball sized balls are the opposite of sexy.

Men will do unspeakable things to their penis. Don't ask.

I wish.

Be happy for what you have, OP.

Tank's "boyfriends"= gay Manson family.

Oh shut the fuck up. I mean, seriously. If you wanted to hide your bulge, you could do it. Hint: stop wearing pants that accentuate it, dipshit.

This sort of humble brag went out with Facebook.

Like mama said: there's a time and place for everything. You have great big balls and cock, package them neatly during work hours in a nice snug pair of tighty whities. Feels good and you know what's in the package. Then show 'em off when the time is right!

HUMBLEBRAG

Why don’t you get the folks at LPSG to cry you a river over your “problem.”

That’s what they live for.

If this is actually serious, maybe try talking to some girlfriends you are close with who have big boobs. Women discuss things like that all the time, she will have advice from her own experience and the experiences of many other women to share with you.

This is total DL catnip and you all fell for it.

I can't wear linen pants without being called an exhibitionist.

Show us yo deek or be gone.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I used to see them on Broadway in Seattle, R22. Nothing sexy about them. At all.

Can they see your religion?

r17 Double-donged?

humble brag

My eyes are up here!

Is anyone else embarrassed by how handsome you are in your clothes?

I am working with several companies and had to start back going to the offices. Immediately the issue started up again, just like before the pandemic.

No matter I wear, I can't keep my handsome looks from being prominent. I've tried arranging myself and wearing different types of ugly and unfashionable clothes, but my handsome face, my height, and my effortless athletic physique are put forward. I'm lucky in sex terms but outside of that it can be embarrassing.

Anyway, people nowadays stare and smirk. Women receptionists are looking at me when I walk in - I know they can't help it but the glance, glance, glance routine in every conversation is rude. Same with clients and colleagues, and it's the men and women. I've had guys follow me into the break room - married men - and try to chat me up.

I'm just wondering if anyone else has dealt with this. I get that people have been at home a lot, but the overt glaring just makes me feel lousy. You don't need to tell me women know all about it. I get that. But they're the worst, so it's like they want to give it back. I'm out so it's not like they're hitting on me.

I'm hoping at least a couple guys post seriously. I know the rest I'm earning by posting this. Thanks.

I don’t think I’ve ever known anyone who had a bulge they couldn’t hide. Wear a jock strap to hold it in place and some looser pants.

OP is Lyndon Johnson posting from 1964.

I forgot the link.

That's "donton" Pittsburgh at R17 for anyone who wants to begin their search(stalk)

If you got it flaunt it OP!

So many people on this thread claiming to be well hung. Zero pics to prove it.

Anyone can make up stuff on the internet.

Next!

OP, is your helmet on show?

Do you have a mushroom head?

Hey, my eyes are up here.

I was pretty self conscious of my larger cock and balls when I started wrestling in high school and it affected my game. I finally learned to tune out the distraction and not give a shit that people were staring.

Wrestling isn’t a game

My partner had a painful hit in the balls event that cause his right testicle to 'die' and it was surgically removed. He has a big dick, and his one ball is magnificent, full and round, which my manly hand loves to cup and fondle. I did not know him with 2 balls, but if it was just like the other, the pair of them would off been sensational. His work outfit was khakis and a work logo polo shirt, or collared casual. He could never hide his dick and round, beautiful ball. Just standing, he displayed a bulge. He often said, however, that having two big balls was often painful. Simple things like sliding into you car seat, quickly sitting down would squeeze and hurt. Even bending over could cause discomfort. He said he was almost grateful losing one of them. His dick and one ball don't fit in my one manly hand. I am not complaining!

Bravo OP, what an unique new way to brag about your endowment.

Sorry, R49, but it is.

noun: game; plural noun: games 1. a form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck.

Ask a drag queen how to properly tuck. There's probably a Youtube tutorial!!!

As someone who his hugely tall and not entirely bad looking I am used to being gawked at. When in large crowds people part like the Red Sea and stare up at me. As an insecure teenager I hated it. As an adult it is rather amusing to witness through the eyes of new friends or aquantances who can't figure out why everyone is staring their direction. I've learned to accept and ignore it. Wear big black sunglasses, keep your chin up, stand tall and look forward without acknowledging the stares and you begin not to even notice it. Do you!!

...or if it truly bothers you that much, get tuck undies as I suggested earlier. Drag is very mainstream, I'm sure you can easily find a pair online for cheap.