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I Have Never Seen ...

1) crude oil straight out of a drill pipe,

2) a morbidly obese woman driving a Corvette,

3) a tornado.

Now add your three never-seens, DLers.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Sunday at 8:30 AM

I Have Never Seen ...

1) crude oil straight out of a drill pipe,

2) a morbidly obese woman driving a Corvette,

3) Jon Hamm's dick.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Friday at 11:07 AM

1) an obese Japanese woman 2) the Namib desert 3) the inside of an Eastern Orthodox church

by Anonymousreply 2Last Friday at 11:11 AM

Damn formatting:

1) an obese Japanese woman

2) the Namib desert

3) the inside of an Eastern Orthodox church

by Anonymousreply 3Last Friday at 11:12 AM

I finally went inside one of those onion domed Russian orthodox churches – – they don’t have pews!

by Anonymousreply 4Last Friday at 11:15 AM

For you r2

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by Anonymousreply 5Last Friday at 11:39 AM

I never has seen snow.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Friday at 11:41 AM

1. A purple cow.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Friday at 11:47 AM

1. An honest politician

2. An honorable billionaire

3. A decent Republican.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Friday at 11:48 AM

How svelte, r5!

by Anonymousreply 9Last Friday at 11:50 AM

1. A child being born

2. A human fetus in a jar in biology class

3. The Earth from outer space

by Anonymousreply 10Last Friday at 11:55 AM

1. My father's dick

2. The inside of a Women's restroom

3. A bad episode of Reno 911

by Anonymousreply 11Last Friday at 12:02 PM

In my state, all the obese women drive compact SUVs. When I see one, I sing that old Chris Farley song "Fat guy in a tiny coat", but I substitute the words "Fat chick in a tiny car."

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by Anonymousreply 12Last Friday at 12:12 PM

... a succesful family thanksgiving , my upstairs neighbors, or snax club @ berghain

by Anonymousreply 13Last Friday at 1:05 PM

1) The Big Bang Theory

2) The inside of a Cheese Cake Factory

3) My boss in the bathroom at work. I don't think he relieves himself.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Friday at 2:32 PM

I have never seen a first lady's pussy. Oh wait.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Friday at 2:32 PM

1. A duckbill platypus

2. Child pornography

3. A live rock concert

by Anonymousreply 16Last Friday at 2:37 PM

I've seen a platypus -- they have blue eyes. Wasn't expecting that!

by Anonymousreply 17Last Friday at 4:14 PM

She cannot be allwoed to reproduce.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Saturday at 3:33 AM

R16; A live rock concert.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Saturday at 3:33 AM

I have never seen:

1. The great pyramids in person

2. A hurricane hit a coast In person

3. Someone getting shot.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Saturday at 5:18 AM

1.The inside of a Chik-fil-A restaurant, or a drive-thru pickup window of one 2. The inside of a Harry Potter novel 3. The inside of a can of Spam

by Anonymousreply 21Last Saturday at 5:33 AM

a republican who's not a racist

by Anonymousreply 22Last Saturday at 5:37 AM

Bishkek for breakfast

Dushanbe for dinner

the Mongolian steppe

by Anonymousreply 23Last Saturday at 5:42 AM

1. A conservative that has even an ounce of empathy for anyone that is an exactly like him/her.

2. Call me by your name

3. A good looking man with waxed, plucked or contoured eyebrows.

Now that I think of it 2 and 3 don’t really count just 1 times 3

by Anonymousreply 24Last Saturday at 5:44 AM

Prince Albert of Monaco, Albert Brooks, and the Prince Albert piercing.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Saturday at 5:59 AM

1. A woman who was accountable for her actions and wasn’t duplicitous with the ability to quickly be psychotic.

2. A child that wasn’t annoying.

3. A straight man over 45 who isn’t an insecure, pussy-brainwashed douche bag.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Saturday at 6:01 AM

Prince Albert in a can

Alberto VO5

Alberta

by Anonymousreply 27Last Saturday at 6:13 AM

1. A vagina 2. A conjoined twin 3. The inside of a synagogue

by Anonymousreply 28Last Saturday at 7:07 AM

Game of Thrones

A roast pig on a spit

A monster truck show

by Anonymousreply 29Last Saturday at 7:11 AM

r27 Fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Saturday at 11:12 AM

An unsatisfied lover.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Sunday at 7:26 AM

Gone With the Wind

Casablanca

The Sound of Music

by Anonymousreply 32Last Sunday at 7:57 AM

A dead person

CSI (any version)

Childbirth

by Anonymousreply 33Last Sunday at 8:30 AM
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