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I Have Never Seen ...

1) crude oil straight out of a drill pipe,

2) a morbidly obese woman driving a Corvette,

3) a tornado.

Now add your three never-seens, DLers.

by Anonymousreply 3305/24/2020

I Have Never Seen ...

1) crude oil straight out of a drill pipe,

2) a morbidly obese woman driving a Corvette,

3) Jon Hamm's dick.

by Anonymousreply 105/22/2020

1) an obese Japanese woman 2) the Namib desert 3) the inside of an Eastern Orthodox church

by Anonymousreply 205/22/2020

Damn formatting:

1) an obese Japanese woman

2) the Namib desert

3) the inside of an Eastern Orthodox church

by Anonymousreply 305/22/2020

I finally went inside one of those onion domed Russian orthodox churches – – they don’t have pews!

by Anonymousreply 405/22/2020

For you r2

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by Anonymousreply 505/22/2020

I never has seen snow.

by Anonymousreply 605/22/2020

1. A purple cow.

by Anonymousreply 705/22/2020

1. An honest politician

2. An honorable billionaire

3. A decent Republican.

by Anonymousreply 805/22/2020

How svelte, r5!

by Anonymousreply 905/22/2020

1. A child being born

2. A human fetus in a jar in biology class

3. The Earth from outer space

by Anonymousreply 1005/22/2020

1. My father's dick

2. The inside of a Women's restroom

3. A bad episode of Reno 911

by Anonymousreply 1105/22/2020

In my state, all the obese women drive compact SUVs. When I see one, I sing that old Chris Farley song "Fat guy in a tiny coat", but I substitute the words "Fat chick in a tiny car."

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by Anonymousreply 1205/22/2020

... a succesful family thanksgiving , my upstairs neighbors, or snax club @ berghain

by Anonymousreply 1305/22/2020

1) The Big Bang Theory

2) The inside of a Cheese Cake Factory

3) My boss in the bathroom at work. I don't think he relieves himself.

by Anonymousreply 1405/22/2020

I have never seen a first lady's pussy. Oh wait.

by Anonymousreply 1505/22/2020

1. A duckbill platypus

2. Child pornography

3. A live rock concert

by Anonymousreply 1605/22/2020

I've seen a platypus -- they have blue eyes. Wasn't expecting that!

by Anonymousreply 1705/22/2020

She cannot be allwoed to reproduce.

by Anonymousreply 1805/23/2020

R16; A live rock concert.

by Anonymousreply 1905/23/2020

I have never seen:

1. The great pyramids in person

2. A hurricane hit a coast In person

3. Someone getting shot.

by Anonymousreply 2005/23/2020

1.The inside of a Chik-fil-A restaurant, or a drive-thru pickup window of one 2. The inside of a Harry Potter novel 3. The inside of a can of Spam

by Anonymousreply 2105/23/2020

a republican who's not a racist

by Anonymousreply 2205/23/2020

Bishkek for breakfast

Dushanbe for dinner

the Mongolian steppe

by Anonymousreply 2305/23/2020

1. A conservative that has even an ounce of empathy for anyone that is an exactly like him/her.

2. Call me by your name

3. A good looking man with waxed, plucked or contoured eyebrows.

Now that I think of it 2 and 3 don’t really count just 1 times 3

by Anonymousreply 2405/23/2020

Prince Albert of Monaco, Albert Brooks, and the Prince Albert piercing.

by Anonymousreply 2505/23/2020

1. A woman who was accountable for her actions and wasn’t duplicitous with the ability to quickly be psychotic.

2. A child that wasn’t annoying.

3. A straight man over 45 who isn’t an insecure, pussy-brainwashed douche bag.

by Anonymousreply 2605/23/2020

Prince Albert in a can

Alberto VO5

Alberta

by Anonymousreply 2705/23/2020

1. A vagina 2. A conjoined twin 3. The inside of a synagogue

by Anonymousreply 2805/23/2020

Game of Thrones

A roast pig on a spit

A monster truck show

by Anonymousreply 2905/23/2020

r27 Fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 3005/23/2020

An unsatisfied lover.

by Anonymousreply 3105/24/2020

Gone With the Wind

Casablanca

The Sound of Music

by Anonymousreply 3205/24/2020

A dead person

CSI (any version)

Childbirth

by Anonymousreply 3305/24/2020
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