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Naomi Campbell turns 50! Happy Birthday to the best model of all time.

Cue cell phone jokes.

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by Anonymousreply 705/22/2020

She is indeed more synonymous with modelling than anyone else. She's the most famous model of all time and that won't change now the profession is in decline.

by Anonymousreply 105/22/2020

She is an insane bitch whom I would never support or want to meet, but I am forced to admit that she looks spectacular for her age. I think she said "Black don't crack" was the secret to her sutstained beauty, but whatever -- any work she's had done is perfect.

by Anonymousreply 205/22/2020

r2 and she's a notorious smoker too

by Anonymousreply 305/22/2020

Naomi, I hope that now that you're qualified for an AARP membership, you will use your aged wisdom to reflect on how you hurt me. It may be your birthday, but back when I was modeling in Paris I had to undergo the most brutal, scathing comparisons to you, my elder. I will never forget what you did to me.

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by Anonymousreply 405/22/2020

[quote] Happy Birthday to the best model of all time.

You forget Ypir.

by Anonymousreply 505/22/2020

Naomi Campbell is one of the very few living beings possessing the requisite physical attributes to represent Planet Earth's species homo sapiens in the Inter-Galactic Beauty Pageant.

by Anonymousreply 605/22/2020

She’s a cunt. A black one

by Anonymousreply 705/22/2020
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