"The 30 Hottest MLB Players of All Time" According to Cosmo

my only deletion would be A Rod

YUCK!

OP, I didn’t know Lurch played baseball. Hot.

Where's my bf Anthony Rizzo? Also Brady Anderson, arguably the hottest player ever?

Half of those pictures arent even good face shots. Stupid.

Where are Jacoby Ellsbury ?

They ignored the players of the 60s, 70s and 80s. Too numerous to count. I'd go to baseball games just to see what they were packing in their jockstraps. If a newspaper or a magazine printed a picture of one of these guys shirtless, it and I went to the bathroom...

Where is*

I didn't see DL fave Anthony Recker's butt on there.

Agree with R4

There was a website about 15 years ago called the "Bulge Report". You could report what you saw if you encountered an athlete or celebrity naked. Lots of sportswriters would report the size of athletes' dicks, and whether they were cut, after being in lockerrooms many times. I wish I had taken notes before the site shut down; I don't remember much. One thing I do remember: Johnny Damon of the Red Sox used to walk around the locker room naked all the time. He had a noticeably big dick, big balls and a large dense bush all around them.

Alex Gonzalez. Guy on left

Jetah!

Hell yeah to Brady Anderson. I had this pic on my wall when I was 11. Loved him and Cal Ripken Jr

Scott Erickson did it for me

Mike Mussina

Another vote for Brady Anderson.

Andy Pettitte

Jake Arrieta should be higher just by virtue of the fact he has a huge peen that he showed us!

Remember when Brady was gay?

Bryce Harper is hideous. List automatically invalid

[17] Pettitte had a hypnotic ass.

Who cares about their faces? It's their cocks that matter. John Rocker is the hottest in that regard.

Who cares about their faces? It's their cocks that matter. John Rocker is the hottest in that regard.

When did Arrieta present peen?

Brad Ausmus is the hottest manager in my book.

Of ALL time?

Puhleeze!

This list sucks.

No Eric Karros?

No Piazza?

Gabe Kapler, a player and a manager, got our attention for a little while.

From Outsports.com:

"As the Internet grew and blogging became popular, Kapler embraced the platform to post on fitness, nutrition and health as part of a lifestyle he called Kaplifestyle. Shirtless photos continued to be a staple, as were offbeat articles about the wonders of jerking off with coconut oil or the importance of tanning your balls. This was truly a Renaissance man."

Alex Rodriguez is ugly to me. I've never found him hot at all. Derek Jeter is much sexier.

Derek Jeter is so bland and overrated.

Ron Darling was hot

Ryne Sandberg in the 80s when he played for the Cubs. WGN was my most-watched cable channel during the summer of 1984.

This is four years old. Where’s my Christian Yelich???

Yes to Kris Bryant and Cody Hamels!

I always thought Jeter looked like a lesbian.

“Derek Jeter looks like if the Rock has sex with a muppet”

I was a big Red Sox fan in the 80’s and Dwight Evans was my guy. Just look at that ‘stache! I loved all the mustaches and tight uniforms of that era

Invalid list without Jim Palmer

Just a little lower....

Looked good with clothes on, too

Of all time? What about Lou Gehrig, Christy Mathewson, Hank Greenberg? These men could give these boys a run for their money.

Bo Jackson was always hot to me. That guy was built. Here he is breaking a bat over his knee. Such muscle.

Is R39 Olivia de Havilland?

Jose Canseco was hot af back in the day

[quote] Jose Canseco was hot af back in the day

He looks somewhat like Anthony Recker at R42.

R42 IF you are into dumb roided meatheads.

Buster Posey is the cutest on the Cosmo list to me!

r45, I ADORE Buster Posey. Which presents a challenge living in an NL West rival city.

They should have just made the list 30 active hotties.

r3: yes to Rizzo r5: yes to Ellsbury r11: hells to the yes on Alex Gonzalez (another pic attached - ridiculously hot)

This is why female sports journalists aren't taken seriously.

Why, R47?

R10, During his Red Sox playing days, Johnny Damon was known for doing naked chinups in the locker room before every game.

John Rocker was once HAF.

It is fucking ridiculous that fugs like David Frese and Buster freaking Posey made this list and sexy big dick Jew Shawn Green did not. Stupid list!

I’m surprised Jim Palmer showed pubes in those underwear ads. He seemed very conservative and “goody-goody” elsewhere. Maybe it seemed daring to him. I just wish Playgirl offered him a lot of money to pose full-frontal in a centerfold. He was practically there already.

Pitcher Dick Baney gave Playgirl an eyeful. Steve Yeager was practically full-frontal behind a shower door. I loved the sexual liberation in the 70s.

Yes to Jacoby Ellsbury

Clean shaven Yankee

Or bearded Red Sox player

Love his dark hair and eyes

R55, He's a devout Mormon, American Indian. When he was with the Red Sox, he would refuse to play for the most minor reasons, like a sore finger.

The cheesy, adolescent innuendos does not speak well for women who read Cosmopolitan.

Steve Lyons was hot for a bit in the late 80’s/early 90’s

My current fave hotties are Buster Posey and everybody’s favorite nudie boy Christian Yelich.

HELLO NO JIM PALMER???!!! STEVE GARVEY???!! SCOTT ERICKSON (who actually made people's magazine's 50 most beautiful people in the world issue one year).. .. MIKE SCHMIDT?? BEEFY MARK MCGWIRE?...Mark Grudzielanek? JIM EDMONDS?!..STEVE YEAGER (who posed for playgirl)..

♥️Tino Martinez

Kevin Kiermeyer is #1

Beauty

Booty

I’ll bet

Last one- Glamour Shot

Javy Lopez from the Braves

David Justice was hot also, but he was such an asshole.

Tell us more about Kevin Kiermeyer. He’s gorgeous.

Who is Anthony Recker?

Yes for Mike Piazza. Not insanely gorgeous, but sexy.

Roxanne Gay is EXHAUSTED because this list is so white and heteronormative.

There are several non-white players listed On this thread including Javy Lopez.

Mostly a good list.

especially liked this one

So no hotties in the B&W era?! While my first choice would always be Jim Palmer (as a 12-year old sleepwalker, I told my mother that I had slept for 1,000 years & missed Jim Palmer pitching!), no list is complete without the 6'6" (& ex-Mr. Tawny Kitaen) Chuck Finley.

I’ve always like moon-faced baldie Joey Votto. He looks like he’d throw a mean fuck

Another vote for Jacoby Ellsbury and his beautiful butt and thighs.

Kevin Kiermyer is dreamy.

Pete Rose. Not a good face but he looked like he would throw a mean fuck and then leave you to do the clean up. Probably pissed in the locker room shower. He just looks like a pig...but a pig with a jackhammer dick.

Another vote for Jim Palmer. He was gorgeous - face and body. Perfect amount of body hair. And the bulge in his underpants! He was so sexy but wasn't arrogant. Creamy dreamy. Jim was the man I wanted to deflower my butt-hole.

You rang?

In addition to having, hands-down, the all-time best baseball name, Rocky Colavito turned lots of heads back in the day.

I *might* have fucked this version of Pete Rose. Before the Prince Valiant haircut got him.

In what world is porky David Ortiz considered hot. The authoress of this article needs to get her eyes checked.

R73, Chuck Finley almost always had to adjust his cup after throwing a pitch. Cameramen would quickly pull away, but they often weren't fast enough.

The Big Hurt

What can I say, I like muscles. And he was one of the few who got jacked without steroids.

I can see it with Chuck. Looks like he’d be fun

I never got the fuss over Jeter and Arod. Both very girly looking.

R81 Great picture of Big Pete grabbing his junk. He was so hot - couldn't keep his own hands off it.

Chuck Finley was an abused husband. Tawny Kitean was an expert about bringing the crazy on him and hitting him with her heels as he drove a car among other beatings. He would not hit her back so he swallowed the crazy bouts until he couldn't stand the crazy bitch any longer and had her arrested.

R88 Now I have to Google Tawny Kitean...who was that bitch?

Another vote for Scott Erickson.

On that list, Bryce Harper does it for me, even though he played for the Nats and now for Philly.

Tawny Kitean was famous for hood dancing in Whitesnake’s Here I Go Again music video

[quote]Now I have to Google Tawny Kitean...who was that bitch?

Ugh. I couldn't get past the pictures. I'll say it again: ugh.

Another Brad Ausmus fan.

That Javy Lopez is so hot and looks nice. Do any of you know what his personality is like? Any other relevant facts about him?

Ridiculous.

Yes, Jim Palmer was perfection.

Grady Sizemore was cute

David Robertson- sex panther

Kevin Elster

Angel Pagan

With short hair

R91 I find him gross but something about his aggressiveness turns me on. Like he would just fuck you up, down and sideways not giving a final fuck what it was doing to you. Supposedly has a huge dick to match with the bitchy attitude.

Regrettably, because of the cup, no VPL

Hudson Street. Terrible name, cute guy

Cute

Chuck Finley was known by the baseball groupies as a guy who was sarcastic, not all that bright otherwise, and....oh yeah, hung like a horse.

*Huston Street, not Hudson

Apologies

I want Jim Thome to prolapse my anus.

Roger Clemens is a handsome daddy

Lou Gehrig as Tarzan

My current favorite is Andrew Benintendi.

R110, he’s also a right winger and intellectually challenged (can those two be separated?).

R112 He is GORGEOUS! I'd love to see him as a jockstrap model.

[quote] Tell us more about Kevin Kiermeyer. He’s gorgeous. Who is Anthony Recker?

I thought young Johnny Damon from the Royals was so hot. He reminded me of Billy from Predator.

But I also loved his long hair caveman look

Beefcake! Bartolo Colon

fat!

R118 You need to come up with a better picture. The poor guy looks like a sweet little moonface, nothing more. No 'hotness' there.

Team Rizzo here.

Ah, I meant it as a joke. I forgot to put that in the signature line. He’s one of the fattest, most out of shape players in mlb. Lol.

R103, yes. It's his aggression that turns me on too, but I'd rather fuck Bryce Harper six ways to Sunday as a way of corralling that aggression.

Pete Alonso turns me on too, for a whole other set of reasons. He may not be one of the hottest, but he's one of the cutest.

Polar Bear

Jay Payton, Javy Lopez, Tino Martinez, John Wetteland.......

Child sex abuser John Wetteland...

Dodger Cody Bellinger is cute. He’s on the right in the black pants

Cody

Brett Lawrie

Bearded

Matt Kemp has a perfect smile

Love the eyes

Franklin Gutierrez

Franklin

Dansby Swanson

Steve Garvey. Lookin like josh Brolin here

But very handsome

I can't believe R118 had to explain it was a joke when it was obvious to anyone who has their vision.

I would have sexual relations with Bryce Harper.

[quote]My current favorite is Andrew Benintendi.

He’s totally dreamy, reminds me of Shawn Mendez with that hair!

A Rod is so extra, you can have him.

Steve Garvey was dark, handsome, and hairy!

How dumb to say "of all time" when most are current players.

R142 yeah he was.. oh lord to see him showering and then strutting around nude with that gorgeous manly face, his hairy wet body and glistening wet thick dark bush! lordy! i also love the fact that garvey was and is a big ole HIMBO! screwing anything that moved! multiple kids from multiple women, two and three timing women and so on... the truth came out about his horniness after his career when he was seen as the all american goody two shoes hunk very straight laced into down to his stiff (stick out that ass!) batting stance....

speaking of batting stance, i miss and remember mike schmidt would shake his ass at bat! awesome sexy!...

I want to marry Andrew Benintendi, what a dreamboat.

I do NOT want to see what my favorite players from the 80s and 90s look like now.

As a young gayling, I dreamed of Steve Garvey having his sexy buff arms all over me. He was a powerhouse player when he hit that ball. Yeah, people thought he was a goody-goody, but was really a slut...nothing wrong with that.

Agreed, R146, although Robin Ventura was a hot daddy for a while before he became a mess

Is this just a funny angle or was Steve Garvey strangely proportioned? His torso is almost nonexistent

Massive ass, though

terrible list. ugly, ugly mugs.

Look at all that beautiful, tattoo-free skin on Kiermaier

Yum

Getting attacked by a pigeon.

I also want him in that position...

Yeah, do NOT do a Google Image Search on your faves from back in the day. Dad bods a-go-go and hair loss on the few I looked up. (To be expected, I suppose.) I've always wondered what players (in any sport) do once they've retired. They can't ALL go into broadcasting, management, coaching or motivational speaking.

R149.. garvey just had his pants pulled up quite high, give the illusion of no waist but he did have a nice big ole butt....

R151… hot!!!!

Steve Garvey had big legs and a big butt!

Tell us more about Kiermaier and Recker.

I enjoy a man with a nice batting stance.

Tim Tebow is a baseball player now.

Does my batting stance turn you on?

I like them legs spread wide, like Jeff Bagwell here

I loved Steve Garvey in the 80s. A friend saw him naked in the locker room of an All-Star game. Am I jealous maybe? You're right, R144. He had a thick black bush, my friend said it was so attention-grabbing you could not miss it, even if you tried. He gave no report on Garvey's cock, he was so struck by the bush he didn't look further down.

Given the hair on his head and his eyebrows, I'd say that could be predicted.

Here's another Gabe Kapler. What I would do with those nipples.

Joe Pepitone, a Brooklyn-born New York Yankee when he played in the 1970s, posed for a magazine called "Foxy Lady" (a short-lived competitor of Playgirl) after he retired and wrote a book about his experiences in baseball. No better promotion for the book than this.

Turn a little more to your right, Steve Yeager. You've come this far.

Brandon Crawford is definitely cute.

Damn, I’d jump right in there with him

LOL @ that hair on Joe Pepitone! Jesus Christ, did he get it done in by an Italian grandmother in her basement beauty parlor?

Another current hottie: Jake Lamb of the D-Bags.

And Trea Turner of the Nats.

[quote] Dansby Swanson

Dansbae

Swanson is fucking hot. I love his high ass and big feels. He's also a dream boat.

LOL @R11. Menudo 2.0

CAN YOU ALL IMAGINE if someday in the near future, baseball pants would become like the pants the NFL wear!!!!! spray painted on and if your team wears white pants nearly see thru! ass skin and jockstraps straps shown as clear as day! now that is one way to keep the audience for the foreseeable future!..the catchers asses wet with sweat would be utterly blatant pornographic see thru! if only!..

No Fernando Valenzuela?

Shame on our eldergays for not listing their childhood favorite: Ty Cobb

And who could forget big dumb John Rocker?

R177.. dumb and full of cum rocker!... great beefy body and big ole bulge with his cup...

R58, His nickname is "Psycho". Once while playing for the Red Sox, he slid into first base and after being called safe, proceeded to pull his pants down and remove the dirt that had slid down his legs, all captured on camera.

R177, R50 didn't.

R162, Remember when he had two women pregnant simultaneously?

Mickey Mantle

R179 yup that’s what first brought him to my attention. Lol. I had a ‘best baseball bloopers’ video that I watched all the time as a kid and that was included. I thought he was cute.

Here it is again

Steve Lyons looks like he was a good fuck.

Old time hottie Chuck Connors.

Actually, his face was kind of weird, but he was built like a brick shithouse. Which makes up for a weirdish face.

R185, I didn't know the Rifleman was a baseball player. Thanks for the info.

He also played pro ball with the Celtics. He was a true athlete.

Meh, too "lurch" like ^

r179 - the other Sox .. White.

R189, No, sweetie, the Boston Red Sox.

"Stephen John Lyons (born June 3, 1960) is a former American professional baseball player who currently works as a television sportscaster for the New England Sports Network (NESN). He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for four teams over a period of nine seasons (1985–1993), including four stints with the Boston Red Sox."

R185, Back in the 1970s, gossip columnist Joyce Haber printed a grainy B&W photo of a man she claimed was Chuck Connors giving another man a blow job, a still from a gay porn film.

r179, are you drunk? You typed: "Once while playing for the Red Sox, he slid into first base.."

The incident occurred when he was playing for the White Sox.

Hot bump.

Arod was hot at Seattle

How that list did not have Steve Garvey or Jim Palmer is beyond me. As a Red Sox fan I just have to say that I often bought my tickets so I could watch Gabe Kapler. That boy was built. And it was all on display in that uniform.

To see Giancarlo Stanton in his uniform is worth the price of admission

^it’s too bad he has the face of a furby because he has a hot bod.

Stanton

However...I’d watch this porn

Bieber. Shane Bieber.

Where's Daniel Norris?

[quote] Where's Daniel Norris?

Detroit based on that Instagram post.

R201… Yes, Yes, Yes!!

Why are there no photos of these guys in their naked glory? Or at least lots more?

I recall very well when Nomar Garciaparra appeared shirtless on the cover of Sports Illustrated. I've always disliked these "... Of All Time" lists because for most compilers, it means "Of The Last Ten Years" or so.

I know the tv stations have unedited nude video footage of the players as they adjust the cameras and interview them in the locker room, R204. I've seen some when I interned at a tv station. It was my guilty pleasure. There's an unsaid level of respect about photography in the locker room. You don't point your camera at a nude player. Anyone caught is blackballed and never allowed to return to the locker room. That's why you don't see many nudes.

[quote] Nomar Garciaparra

Nomah!

Gahciahparrah!

Best name evah for Mass. Sox fans.

Two last names in one.

[quote]Gahciahparrah!

[quote]Best name evah for Mass. Sox fans.

You mean SAWX

R206..i think would think in the past whether the "lowly" locker room assistant or "lowly" team assistant have snuck in small camcorders and other recording (cameras) devices and have indeed taken and have videos and/or photos of nude players that they secretly took, secretly have and are not telling! and NOW with camera phones and other tiny devices available? i have no doubt this happens even more now!

and of course over the years and years i'm sure stolen underwear and jockstraps of players from college to pro both in baseball and football have occurred...

I was in love with Gary Carter, who was hugely popular in Canada when he played for the Montreal Expos. We lost him to brain cancer at the age of 57.

How could they leave off Mark Grace? Although years of boozing (felony DWI) and chain smoking have aged him horribly.

Catchers are always the most gorgeous -- huge thighs, beautiful butts, in charge on the field calling the signals to the pitcher. I found a pic - probably 30 years old - of Johnny Bench in the Reds' locker room wearing only a small towel around his waist, walking from the shower.. I mailed it to him and asked if he'd be willing to sign it. He not only signed it but added a great note!

Johnny Bench was adorable!