Oh, Daddy! Prince Harry's new 'father figure' is David Foster

What?! Why did he spread his seed so far and wide.

The husband of the reality show performer Katherine McPhee? Really?

I am so overjoyed that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex continue to bring such dignity to the House of Windsor.

Was the house in Vancouver David Foster's?

Is Harry also getting marriage advice from Foster?

David Foster is physically incapable of entering a room without going "Hi, I'm David Foster - you know, *the* David Foster??????" so it makes sense that Meghan approves of this friendship since she has the exact same problem.

I thought that was Luanne from Real Housewives of New York.

Oh brother

Harry and Katharine are the same age and she thinks it's cute that her husband is like a father to Harry?

David Foster is a Russian asset. Connected through Emin Agalarov and his father. This is very dangerous for the BRF. Time for a tunnel accident.

R9 Wow I thought only the blog nutters on Nutty flavour blog and Lipstick Alley made suggestions to Kill the Sussex. But your joking right? You Tumblr conspiracy fraus on the blogs and Lsa are already facing legal issues.

Isn't it embarrassing that a guy pushing forty, with a living father and himself a father, would need a 'father figure'?

This is just McPhee milking the Sussex connection.

And no, it wasn't David Foster's home, but he helped "connect" the Sussexes to the real owner, who is alleged to be some shady Russian oligarch.

I doubt that Wales, Sr. paid the slightest attention to this.

The Mountbatten-McPhees are livin the high life on Tyler Perry's couch, courtesy of the father Harry never had.

This can't be true. David Foster and Harry have a "father son relationship?" Yikes.

Don't worry about it R14.

Sparkle's track record of ghosting her own family and now leading to Harry's disconnect from his family and friends, means that she has no intention of allowing Dim to have any other person of any importance in his life.

It must kill Meghan that the dimly-“talented” Katharine McPhee has a stronger golddigger game than she does.

Although, I take that back. Foster might have a heavy load of financial obligations. Ex-wives and alimony, etc. And I’d rather have Harry’s balls in my mouth than David’s, so maybe it’s a draw....

Foster is likely to kick the bucket sooner. Cha-Ching!

Harry has always exhibited good judgment.

Harry seems a bit dim.

Did Megan ever win a Golden Globe or Emmy?

I'm from Foster's home town, and he's kind of loathed here.

I loathe his oily looks.

Foster must have mega royalties rolling in. He's written a lot of successful drivel.

R20 - Surely, you jest?

That picture — she looks almost like plastic.

Big Daddy David Foster. Big Brother George Clooney.

Where’s the Little Sister you never had, Harry?

What's the life expectancy of a David Foster marriage? 5 years? I guess I have to admire McPhee's short game.

Aren't H and M a little old to be couch surfing.

I see McPhee is going the predictable LA look of women who marry rich. Overly done plastic surgeries, botox, and fillers to look 15-20 years older than their actual age because it's a status symbol to look so bad. It means you have so much money and time for unnecessary procedures, who cares if you look like a budding Jocelyn Wildenstein/ Lauren Sanchez?

Here's Meghan and Katharine with their original faces. Well, Meghan had her teeth done by this point. I suppose they both did pretty well considering where they started.

They all look so desperate.

Is McPhee a beard?

Na, the old fart is straight.

Did Meghan's close friend from childhood whose husband is Harry's father figure even attend their wedding all of 2 years ago?

No. Meghan only remember that she knew Katharine after Katharine married David.

Has anyone seen the Debbie/Uncle Fester relationship in Adams Family Values?

The Dutch Hooker will be seething over this lost opportunity to name-drop.

I bet Katherine will make a play for Harry. She knows her career is over and is smart enough to know Meghan didn't intend to be married to him long-term. Kat would be more than willing to go back to the UK and follow all the Queen's rules.

And you know women like Katherine and Meghan are "friends" but secretly loathe/hate each other.

Archie Mountbatten-Windsor--Markle-McPhee has quite a life ahead of him, I think.

Will Foster introduce them to Celine Dion? Perhaps he has already.

He ruined my career

Miss Foster desperately needs to get those jowls taken care of with some needed surgery!

Is he hot or not? I can’t decide.

If he married Yo Hadid and Kat McPhee and is Haz' poppy, then no.

David Foster seems insufferable.

Why in the world did he give a child up for adoption?

David Foster came across as a total asshole on Real Housewives of BH.

Fun fact: One of David Foster's first hits was "Got To Be Real" by Cheryl Lynn.

Yet "Just Call Me Harry" stated at the beginning of his engagement/marriage odyssey that HIS family was in fact "the family Meghan never had"...they need to choose a pity party theme and stick to it.

R16 Meghan's name is engraved in the history books forever. McPhee's name is on the cocktail napkins.

I will always remember this podcast I was listening to where a young gay singer songwriter who actually went to school with Bella recounts his evening at the Foster's house after some school play or production. The guy says he was excited to get the opportunity to play with David, who sat very close to him on the piano bench. He also said that David offered to be a very good mentor to his career, and that he enjoyed his company. So there is that. His wives area all these ice princesses who immediately lose their sexuality as soon as they are with him - even if they started out as a whore to the Princes of the UAE.

ALERT!

KLAN GRANNY GATHERING

MURIEL DO YOUR THING

Yes r50, in the same manner that Wallis Simpson is in the history books only Meghan makes her look good by comparison. History will not be kind to her and rightfully so.

What's the big deal? Didn't he have some other father figure when he was in the military?

McPhee would have been a better match for Harry. She would have swanned around whatever D-grade job she was given, singing Christmas carols at nursing homes or whatever. She would have made the most of it.

Never did I imagine that in 2020 American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee would extend her famewhoring by being a gold-digging whore married to David Foster and milking the Sussex connection for all its worth.

Gotta give the bitch some credit, she knows who to mingle with.

I was wondering whether the Hollywood A-list was going to embrace Meg and Harry, and make them part of the A-list LA social scene.

Well if Katherine McPhee is their most visible celebrity friend, I think I have my answer.

Harry is a dumbshit. He is going to be so embarrassed when this marriage finally goes down the toilet and they divorce. He will feel retarded for being pussy whipped.

These two are just gross; if these are really the "hollywood" people that H&M are hanging out with, well that's just sad.....

When will Harry appear on American Idol after David's tutelage ?

Prince William is appearing in a BBC programme on mental health this week, so I imagine there will be a 'look at me!' intervention from chez Perry at some point.

There's no 'mysterious' owner ...the owner of the Vancouver place in which they hunkered down is Yuri Milner. Wikipedia: Yuri Borisovich (Bentsionovich) Milner (Russian: Ю́рий Бори́сович Бенцио́нович Ми́льнер; born 11 November 1961) is an Israeli-Russian entrepreneur, venture capitalist and physicist. Milner is Russia's most influential information technology (tech) investor.

SAD LAST DAYS of any honor once claimed by any of these creatures. They're bought now.

And they're probably too stupid to realize they're bought, I'm sure they think Yuri is just a good, generous friend who kindly offered to help.

In R30 they look like they're in a revival of [italic]It's a Living.[/italic]

Given its David 'ssssshhhh, I'm in the room' Foster, I don't think he has anything else to teach Harry but how to wife-swap up, and up and up while aging the perspective women down.

If Markle orchestrated this to raise 'their' profile, could very well round to bite her in the ass.

No doubt the Harkles think it only natural that someone would want to loan them a mansion to crash in. After all, they are ROYALTY. At the same time they'll continue to shit all over the BRF and whine about how they have both been mistreated by the Windsors, and be completely oblivious to the irony.

Why is someone who has written some of the schlockiest shit music as David Foster so respected?

R66 I think it's all the money that his schlock has raked in over the decades. Its not like he's in a career field where quality of work is valued more than gross revenue.

I'm pretty sure I read that he denied owning the property r61.

Article bashing Replikate.

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Vanity Fair on the Sussex security.

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Was Harry desperate to get married? No good seems to be coming out of this for him.

How typical of the Sussexes to claim that the renovations to Frogmore Cottage were no different than for any other royals' homes, but because it's THEM, it's used as a "stick to beat them with".

The difference is actually blindingly clear: the renovations to OTHER royals' homes were based on the same assumption that the ones to the Sussexes' were - the home would be a lifetime permanent HOME BASE from which they would carry out their duties to the British monarchy, the British government, and the British taxpayer.

But they gave up the fucking job. It isn't their "home base" any longer. It's their occasional UK bolthole so they can continue to boast to the world that they're royal.

AMERICA is their real, permanent home base now.

That's the difference and that's why it's being used to beat them over the head: they took the perks on a false premise: that they could make their plans to get out, but still retain their full royal perks.

Kate and William agreed to remain in Kensington Palace till the day William becomes King. They will retain Anmer Hall as their country home until William becomes King.

Harry and Meghan spent less than a few months all told at Frogmore Cottage, yet still cannot understand why the public is upset at the money for a place the Sussexes will probably spend no more than a couple of months a year in.

Oh, it's because she's mixed race, that's right.

It really is astonishing how Meghan helped Harry extricate himself from the BRF... and then dragged him back to an upgraded version of her old life in LA.

it can't be what he had in mind.

The unrelenting, incessant whining from these two is truly appalling.

The famous couple Me-ghan is counting on to turn her into an EGOT has to be Foster and McPhee

Sure jan

O holy hell, could you pick a *worse* mentor?!

[quote]and then dragged him back to an upgraded version of her old life in LA. it can't be what he had in mind.

R76. What was Markle's old life in LA? She's 38, married for two years. For seven years before she was 36, she lived in Toronto for most of the year filming. Suits. That meant she hadn't lived full-time in LA since she was about 28-29.

R81 Chateau Marmont in 2010

Ew, her bunions. That was 10 years ago, they're probably the size of golf balls now.

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Well now we know that Harry doesn't have a foot fetish

Or taste r85.

Let's get back to David Foster and what a pompous ass he is.

R73, that *can't* be true. If she (and he) were that delusional, they couldn't function in their day to day lives.

what happened to that tv show she was on

the one with nerds

R84. She's young to have bunions like that. Stiletto shoes like that are the chief cause forcing your foot into an unnatural stance..

Does Katherine steal one of Coco Peru's wigs?

Harry must realize by now that Meghan doesn't have any real friends other than these other social climbing desperate assholes.

McPhee is so obnoxious. Is she still bulimic? Her singing makes me want to throw up.

So Charles is footing their 4m a year security bill. So much for him abandoning Harry! Not happening, bitches.

[quote]Harry must realize by now that Meghan doesn't have any real friends other than these other social climbing desperate assholes.

R92. Clooney, Amal, Oprah, Gayle, Serena. That's not nothing. They were guests at the wedding. You would never invite people you hardly know to your wedding, now would you?

OF COURSE she’s friends with McFee - they both have mattresses strapped to their backs and dollar signs in their eyes.

Ugh I hate to admit it though, I saw Katherine in the Palm Springs airport and she looked pretty fucking flawless even casual.

r92 Since he probably hasn't seen his close friends in a year and counting he's likely just happy to have someone to talk to.

It’s nice that Harry can escape home life with Meghan and be friends with someone.

Got to hand it to Katherine McPhee, bitch knows how to play the game! She’ll kiss his ass, suck his cock and fawn over him Privately and publicly and within 5 years mark my words, she’ll bury him. CHA CHING!

Er, R99, did you mean "marry"?

No, he didn't r100.

Me-Gain calls him "Banana Fosters" and they both giggle.

Lord, I'd have had those bunions removed, too. But if I had scars that obvious (her surgeon should have returned his fee) I wouldn't wear shoes like that in a situation where the paps of the world would be photographing me.

These two are really moving up in the world!

[quote]Harry must realize by now that Meghan doesn't have any real friends other than these other social climbing desperate assholes.

But do we think his friends are any different? It's probably all he knows at this point. His only real "friend" was William, and Me-gain successfully alienated Harry from him.

Skippy's coming back!

Skippy's coming back!

I am looking forward to the release of LCC's and Scobie's books. The fur will really fly! But will not read or discuss the Sussexes' future "philanthropic" efforts, ie self-aggrandising attempts at financial enrichment.

[R61] He denies it, and denies his companies are funded by the Kremlin too,, except that lie was exposed when the Paradise Papers were leaked, tying a whole lot of shady entities together. Interesting to note that David Foster has a home up there too, and says he knows who owns it and will not say.

Well???