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Lori Laughlin and her husband to plead guilty. She will serve two months in jail.

They just talked about it on the Today Show.

by Anonymousreply 93Last Wednesday at 2:33 PM

Bullshit. She’s gonna get more time tacked on for bad behavior and crimes committed while in the clink and wind up dying in prison 30 years from now.

by Anonymousreply 105/21/2020

Aunt Becky is a jailbird.

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by Anonymousreply 205/21/2020

They went from being framed to pleading guilty?

by Anonymousreply 305/21/2020

Lori

2 months prison

$150k fine

2 years supervised release

100 hours community service

Mossimo

5 months prison

$250k fine

2 years supervised release

250 hours community service

by Anonymousreply 405/21/2020

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by Anonymousreply 505/21/2020

What the fuck?? the fines are less than they paid to get their spawn in USC? What a crock of shit -

by Anonymousreply 605/21/2020

Well, I guess that's something. How much did Felicity get again?

by Anonymousreply 705/21/2020

14 days. She spent 11 in jail.

by Anonymousreply 805/21/2020

Corona virus is ripping through prisons at the moment. Pray for her.

by Anonymousreply 905/21/2020

I'm sure Lori will be comforted while in jail by frequent visits from her sweet, adorable daughters.

by Anonymousreply 1005/21/2020

They will convert it into home confinement due to Covid-19

by Anonymousreply 1105/21/2020

Prison? Lol. County jail is where they will go and it will be a cake walk.

by Anonymousreply 1205/21/2020

They should have pleaded early like Felicity did and it would all be over.

by Anonymousreply 1305/21/2020

She and her nasty husband are just awful people. I hope they are shunned and for the rest of their lives

by Anonymousreply 1405/21/2020

I think they had a lot of confidence that their expensive lawyers were going to get them off.

by Anonymousreply 1505/21/2020

They should have pleaded early like Felicity did and it would all be over.

Agreed; she demonstrated humility, took her punishment & now presumably can put it behind her.

Wonder why the hubby got more time than Lori? Is it because he's man-pretty & will be a jailhouse favorite?

by Anonymousreply 1605/21/2020

Here's her plea agreement.

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by Anonymousreply 1705/21/2020

I'm shocked she didn't get some bullshit 'home confinement' sentence and have IT cut short.

Her lawyer must hate her.

by Anonymousreply 1805/21/2020

That's, like, 20 years in Wealthy White Woman time.

by Anonymousreply 1905/21/2020

Has Olive Jade weighed in on this? Has she introduced her new line of "Prison Bitch Essentials" by Sephora?

by Anonymousreply 2005/21/2020

I’ve gone from Full House to the Big House.

by Anonymousreply 2105/21/2020

We must petition Trump for a pardon immediately!

by Anonymousreply 2205/21/2020

[quote]Has Olive Jade weighed in on this? Has she introduced her new line of "Prison Bitch Essentials" by Sephora?

She's going to review all the available prisons and recommend the best one.

by Anonymousreply 2305/21/2020

Yet that fucking blatant grifting criminal and his clan in the White House gets a free pass . Like I ever gave a shit about this "scandal" . No one I ever talked about it with gave a flying monkey fart either. Just who was supposed to be all outraged over this non issue ???

by Anonymousreply 2405/21/2020

I almost started a duplicate thread because OP spelled her name wrong. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 2505/21/2020

R24 People applying to college, people in college and people who have attended college are often interested in this story.

by Anonymousreply 2605/21/2020

For the kind of money they blew in this stupid caper, they could have made a direct donation to USC with the stipulation, tacit or otherwise, that their daughters get matriculated.

Dumbasses!

by Anonymousreply 2705/21/2020

Quite good timing, as everyone is being released because of the Corona.

House Arrest, like we are ALL on now. WATCH.

by Anonymousreply 2805/21/2020

Of course. That's why they pled. No jail time at all. Real assholes.

by Anonymousreply 2905/21/2020

Federal prison?

by Anonymousreply 3005/21/2020

Nobody goes to “prison” for two months, federal or otherwise. Anything under a year and you go to jail.

by Anonymousreply 3105/21/2020

R31, that was before the pandemic.

by Anonymousreply 3205/21/2020

No, that’s not what. I meant, r32.

Pre- or peri- or post-pandemic, nobody goes to prison for under one year. They go to a jail.

Prison is for felons serving a longer sentence.

by Anonymousreply 3305/21/2020

We all knew this disgusting Trumpie Cunt and her Target clothes designer would get a slap on the wrist.

by Anonymousreply 3405/21/2020

I’m kind of sad about this. I was looking forward to her humiliation by jury trial.

by Anonymousreply 3505/21/2020

You guys nailed it.

by Anonymousreply 3605/21/2020

Serving two to five months in jail?

In other words, the adjudication of a case involving white rich people.

by Anonymousreply 3705/21/2020

So between what they paid to get the dummy accepted, their fines and attorneys' fees and costs this has cost them what, about $2M?

by Anonymousreply 3805/21/2020

A lot of $$ to make their daughters not look like idiots.

by Anonymousreply 3905/21/2020

Has Olive Jade weighed in on this? Has she introduced her new line of "Prison Bitch Essentials" by Sephora? She's going to review all the available prisons and recommend the best one.

Will that be on YELP?

by Anonymousreply 4005/21/2020

R33: The Feds do not have "jails." To house her in a jail, they would have to pay some county or district to house her in its jail. She will be in some sort of Federal "camp," just like Felicity was.

by Anonymousreply 4105/21/2020

I'm kind of surprised they didn't hold out for a jury trial. All they needed was 1 juror to vote not guilty.

by Anonymousreply 4205/21/2020

[quote] Prison? Lol. County jail is where they will go and it will be a cake walk.

[quote] The Feds do not have "jails." To house her in a jail, they would have to pay some county or district to house her in its jail. She will be in some sort of Federal "camp," just like Felicity was.

You don't go to County jail for a federal crime.

R41, there is such a thing as a "federal detention centers." I'm guessing they're for pre-trial detainees. A friend of mine did 6 months (sentence) in a federal detention center. So, I guess the FDCs are also for people with relatively short sentences.

by Anonymousreply 4305/21/2020

[quote] I'm kind of surprised they didn't hold out for a jury trial. All they needed was 1 juror to vote not guilty.

Same. I wonder what changed their mind to fight it.

by Anonymousreply 4405/21/2020

Overwhelming evidence that even a blind juror would see like the sun?

by Anonymousreply 4505/21/2020

Saw a news clip of her with her gay, plastic husband today and she finally, FINALLY looked a shade remorseful. She didn’t have that stupid TGIF ABC Family Hour smile plastered across her face. Knowing her, though, she feels sorry for herself and doesn’t actually feel bad about breaking the law.

Wonder if the cunt daughters will visit them in jail. Probably not.

by Anonymousreply 4605/21/2020

How much of a punishment did that poor mother get again?

The one that said her daughter resides in her ex-husband’s school district so she could ensure the daughter didn’t have to go to the shitty, violent school in their own district?

by Anonymousreply 4705/21/2020

They finally got real. Everyone has been found guilty, no one is walking away. With Covid getting everyone out early, they figured they should go for it instead of taking their chances with a jury.

This is a recommendation. The judge will probably accept it but could modify it if he/she finds it unacceptable for any reason.

by Anonymousreply 4805/21/2020

Just watched NBC news and the legal analyst said it is likely that she won't spend a day in jail due to the Covid crisis

by Anonymousreply 4905/21/2020

She probably pleaded guilty because her legal bills were mounting up and it was cheaper to end it. Just think how much more she paid her lawyers than did Felicity.

by Anonymousreply 5005/21/2020

I think she took the deal b/c she can now do house arrest. Big deal.

by Anonymousreply 5105/21/2020

I wonder if anyone will hire her now?

by Anonymousreply 5205/21/2020

For every day she spends in the slammer she will struggle to salvage her wholesome image but there are plenty of roles out there playing conniving women. Lori was too bland to play those roles, but ultimately since her crimes were not of a violent nature I think she'll wait it out and see if people forget. The bigger problem regarding her image is her daughter.

by Anonymousreply 5305/21/2020

Mmm, Aunt Becky, come to Momma!

by Anonymousreply 5405/21/2020

They only did it now hoping to get less jail time because of corona

by Anonymousreply 5505/21/2020

Being locked up at home with their cunt daughters would be worse than jail.

by Anonymousreply 5605/22/2020

Who makes the decision about whether or not they actually go to prison or not? The Judge? I would think he/she would be on to them.

by Anonymousreply 5705/22/2020

JFC they’re not going to prison.

by Anonymousreply 5805/22/2020

Lori didn’t go to college. Maybe she can earn a degree through an in-prison community college education program!

by Anonymousreply 5905/22/2020

Done and official...Lori Loughlin is a Felon, she and husband have plead guilty in college admissions scandal.

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by Anonymousreply 6005/22/2020

Kinda sad, not for her, but the attitude that money can buy anything. Where were the parents that fought to raise a good person who worked to achieve something in their life. I thought parents wanted the best for their kids, I know mine did and they supported my weaknesses as well as my strengths. These girls were raised with no substance and then handed more and more without earning any of it. This wasn't just a dumb mistake, this was a calculated move to bypass those that did the work and deserved their place in that university. They will be deemed disgraces for years to come. For what?

by Anonymousreply 6105/22/2020

Now that all is said and done, at least Lori and Mr. Lori wanted / valued college educations for their daughters. (Even though one of the daughters didn't even want to go to college.) Compare that to Cindy Crawford and these other celebrity mom-ager types, pushing their children into fields that involve fame. IMO, Cindy Crawford's daughter looks anorexic and unwell, plus she was dating Pete from SNL. Time to step back and work on the basics.

by Anonymousreply 6205/22/2020

r44, the fact that there are no jury trials now, and that when they could get one, they would like stop letting people finish sentences under house arrest. They are going to be under house arrest.

by Anonymousreply 6305/22/2020

[quote]Now that all is said and done, at least Lori and Mr. Lori wanted / valued college educations for their daughters.

Did they valued college educations for their daughters or did they value the prestige that people believed their daughters had college educations. Felicity Huffman made one stupid mistake and thought twice about the other but they had tutors for their girls to try and excel. She valued college educations for their daughters.

by Anonymousreply 6405/22/2020

Agreed R64. you only have to look at the sets of daughters to see whixh parents valued education. The Loris wanted to brag.

What a waste of a private school education.

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by Anonymousreply 6505/22/2020

I feel bad for Felicity Huffman. She grew up wealthy but it seems like she actually worked for her career and she has humility from having been rejected based on her appearance for a long time. I feel like she got snookered and her desire to help her kids got the better of her.

Lori seems like...well, the mean pretty girl who would make a living playing the nice pretty girl in hokey sitcoms and Hallmark movies.

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by Anonymousreply 6605/22/2020

I read somewhere that the child that Felicity Huffman was trying to help has a learning disability. It doesn't excuse it, but it does help to understand a little what happened.

by Anonymousreply 6705/22/2020

Lori needs to get stomped on the minute she steps behind those bars. I'd sacrifice a testicle to see it.

by Anonymousreply 6805/22/2020

Felicity wasn't trying to get her daughter falsely into college, she was trying to get her daughter more time for the SATS because of her learning disabilty.

by Anonymousreply 6905/22/2020

R69 the proctor was paid to correct her test IIRC

by Anonymousreply 7005/22/2020

What purpose does it serve to put her on jail?

Make her do something useful for underprivileged peoples.

by Anonymousreply 7105/22/2020

i dislike those two with a pAssion, but i wish my parents could do the same. X_x

by Anonymousreply 7205/22/2020

Honestly, I still don’t see what they did as criminal. Maybe a little shady, but nothing worse than many others

by Anonymousreply 7305/22/2020

[quote]I feel bad for Felicity Huffman. She grew up wealthy but it seems like she actually worked for her career

She married William H. Macy and then his best friend David Mamet put her in his plays to give her career a start. She actually replaced Madonna in the original cast of Speed the Plow on Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 7405/22/2020

I’m fine with this. You guys are too harsh.

by Anonymousreply 7505/22/2020

They did what every loving parent of dum kids would do. They were just mega stupid about it. Nouveau riche people tend to be this reckless. Old money would've donated 4 million to the school for a "new library" and call it a day.

I love how the middle class gets all worked up about this. This whole deal is capitalism at its finest, anyone over 12 that believes in meritocracy deserves a stint in jail for sheer stupidity.

by Anonymousreply 7605/22/2020

[Quote]So between what they paid to get the dummy accepted, their fines and attorneys' fees and costs this has cost them what, about $2M?

It will cost her a lot more. Hallmark already fired her and hopefully no one else will hire her in tge future either. Not sure if she really cares though. Isn't the husband rich?

by Anonymousreply 7705/22/2020

Her career, such as it was, is over.

by Anonymousreply 7805/22/2020

Her husband has a very irritating face. Lipless schmuck.

by Anonymousreply 7905/22/2020

Why ARE you guys so worked up over this? Such vitriol.

by Anonymousreply 8005/22/2020

Why are YOU so worked up over this? Such apathy.

by Anonymousreply 8105/23/2020

[quote] every loving parent of dum kids would do.

I live for irony.

by Anonymousreply 8205/23/2020

There are women of color doing serious time in jail for lying about their child's home address so they can go to better schools in better districts and you guys want this cunt to walk away? Fuck her and fuck you too.

by Anonymousreply 8305/25/2020

THIS is what you get when activists complain that non-violent offenders clog the jails and feed the prison-industrial complex.

by Anonymousreply 8405/25/2020

[quote] Not sure if she really cares though. Isn't the husband rich?

Mossimo Giannulli formerly of his own label Massimo? (I remember it from the 90s especially.)

He's worth about $80 million alone.

Which is another reason why this is all so stupid. That child could have gone anywhere or not at all and she'd be just fine.

by Anonymousreply 8505/25/2020

[quote] There are women of color doing serious time in jail for lying about their child's home address so they can go to better schools in better districts and you guys want this cunt to walk away? Fuck her and fuck you too.

It's not that we want her to walk away, it's just that she will, because that's how capitalism works, everything has a price. if you dislike it, maybe it's time for you to start pointing your fingers at this cruel and elitist ideology.

by Anonymousreply 8605/25/2020

Oooh, got me, R81! Get a life.

by Anonymousreply 87Last Tuesday at 9:16 AM

Yeah, play that race card, R83.

by Anonymousreply 88Last Tuesday at 9:17 AM

[Quote]There are women of color doing serious time in jail for lying about their child's home address so they can go to better schools in better districts

Andrea did this on BH90210 and got away with it.

No one should be jailed for this. It's more like a misdemeanor and people should just get a fine or community service. These women do not deserve years in prison for trying to give their children a better education. If school funding wasn't based on local property taxes, maybe every child could get a decent education in their district.

by Anonymousreply 89Last Tuesday at 9:47 AM

High school coaches, who want good athletes, tell their families to lie. I don't know if it's done a lot, but it is done.

by Anonymousreply 90Last Tuesday at 10:39 AM

R90, those good athletes are being recruited by private high schools and get their tuitions paid for. But on the public school level, it's done a lot as well but they are generally not Div 1 athletes.

by Anonymousreply 91Last Tuesday at 10:42 AM

The moment the Judge denied the Motion to Dismiss a plea was inevitable. They paid a lot for that motion and it was top-notch. The only problem was the overwhelming evidence of guilt. It's a bummer when you leave such a paper trail. Arrogance is as arrogance does.

by Anonymousreply 92Last Wednesday at 2:00 PM

Can you vote in California if you are convicted of a felony?

by Anonymousreply 93Last Wednesday at 2:33 PM
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