Let’s title the inevitable forthcoming Melania Trump autobiography!

Be Balkan: How I Survived Orange Urangutan and Laughed. Similar to "How I Survived Communism and Laughed" by a Serbian author.

Melania is a tough, repulsive and fabulous all in one. No subtle shade of gray in the Balkans.

I No Melanie: My Life As Vairst Letty.

It'll just be a reprint of Michelle Obama's book with a new cover featuring glamour queen Meliana.

It'll be called 'Becoming Best'.

The Hole Truth

First Pretty First Lady

Great Tits Can Take You Far!

“A Tale Of Two Melanias”

It was best of times, it was worse of times....

Bullied by da Werld

Be Bested.

Be Best Breasted

"It Really Does Look Like a Mushroom"

How to Get Orange Streaks Off Sheets

Pee in Me!

“I Reeeeally Don’t Care (Mother Fucker), Do You?”

My Trun.

If my pussy could talk...

Anal Fisting in The White House and How to change your Husband’s Diapers Without Vomiting

My Life vit Putin

Skank: the True Story of a Slovenian Whore Who Made It Bigly

The Art of Swatting Tiny Orange Hands Away

How to catch a old billionaire*

*And then avoid him gracefully.

Dealing With Retarded Step-Children

What to Do When Your Husband's Mistress is His Daughter

He left me for Miss Lindzey and made me Happy.

[quote]It'll just be a reprint of Michelle Obama's book with a new cover featuring glamour queen Melania.

Or, more precisely, it'll have this Photoshopped in place of Michelle's head in her [italic]Becoming[/italic] cover portait.

It’s Extra for Kissing

I Just Wanted a Free Dinner

Imma a kunt

*Insert Michelle Obama Memoir Title Here*

My Brestisiz Iz Krukit unt Unheppy

Bester and Prettier than Eleanor Roosevelt

By Melania Knauss Trump

Leave the Cash on the Dresser:

Hard lessons on the rocky road on my way to the White House.

I Miss Being Fucked By Everyone

CUNT!

Notes From An Old Estonian Whore

Meat Flaps: Making Money With Your Pussy

Forget that. I'm waiting for the tell-all books from the Secret Service and the White House civil service staff.

Then the tell-all book from Melanoma's side piece. You know it's coming once she's rid of him.

Melania is probably an aspie and a lezzie.

White House, Whore House: Life of Fancy Lady in House

Don't forget about Barron's autobiography, My Life in Gilded Cage: the Barron Trump Story.

White House, Tan Whore

Surprise Anal in The Lincoln Bedroom

Melania Got Fingered

Melania: A Tale of Two Kidneys

Ju$tify My Love

Eetz Juss Boyz Tok