The dyke has been breached Will hundreds of young virgins follow suit?
Finally a woman puts pen to paper to reveal a love affair with Dame Julie Andrews.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 2, 2022 1:21 PM |
Written by an inventive queen who seems to have died a few years back.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 19, 2020 7:23 PM |
This was written in 2013
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 19, 2020 7:25 PM |
While the writer was terminally ill, and with Juile's permission. It's a touching story and I firmly believe it is true.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 19, 2020 7:28 PM |
The writer is a MAN.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 19, 2020 7:30 PM |
"She was right; I didn’t understand. Julie Andrews really couldn’t be seen in a questionable gay gallery with a woman twenty-two years her junior. But back then, in the early 90’s, there was a big push for celebrities to come out of the closet. Now, twenty years later, I’m not even sure Julie was gay. There were rumors about her and Carol Burnette. When I asked, Julie pleaded, “No comment.”
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 19, 2020 7:31 PM |
Not a man, baby. She was a 21 year old virgin Mormon woman when she met Julie. Later decided to go down the trans path.
Julie's pick up lines are hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 19, 2020 7:54 PM |
Touching story.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 19, 2020 8:45 PM |
Who gives a shit who she allegedly scissored with ages ago?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 19, 2020 8:54 PM |
One of the rare times I tried to Google someone in a DL thread and found them immediately
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 19, 2020 8:57 PM |
Bitch put the moves on me during the thunderstorm.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 19, 2020 9:06 PM |
Scissor fan fic
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 19, 2020 9:51 PM |
^^^Yep
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 19, 2020 9:58 PM |
Highly unlikely a dying person would write rubbish.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 19, 2020 10:14 PM |
Not an unpleasant read, but sounds exactly like an EST.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 19, 2020 10:21 PM |
I believe it.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 20, 2020 12:02 AM |
I expect that part of the penthouse was reserved for both Blake's and Julie's hookups. A Perfect Lavender Marriage.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 20, 2020 12:19 AM |
Rumor was Blake Edwards was into cock big time.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 20, 2020 1:11 AM |
I don't believe it.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 20, 2020 1:22 AM |
r19 Yes, you may recall that Sir Ian outed both Blake and Julie.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 20, 2020 1:33 AM |
I've never heard of Mormon female missionnaires - I thought only males performed this service.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 20, 2020 1:35 AM |
Americans try to see lesbians everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 20, 2020 1:42 AM |
Believe, don't believe, it's nice that we don't have a David Ehrenstein-like blow out over this in the year 2020.
Tra!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 20, 2020 1:47 AM |
R2 The author is not a queen, it's an FTM.
Call me a bigot, but this seems to be another cry for attention.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 20, 2020 1:50 AM |
Except it's dead.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 20, 2020 1:52 AM |
Then it will need to cry louder
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 20, 2020 2:57 AM |
This story is comically overwritten and of course false. Writers inventing florid and detailed stories always outfox themselves and slip up letting you know it's all fake.
Mormon Julie, our author, states twice she returned from Oregon to NYC via Grand Central Station (unless you are talking about the subway underneath, it's actually called grand Central Terminal, but I won't quibble), but of course the only trains serviced via GCT are the three Metro North train lines, all other trains servicing the rest of the country arrive at Penn Station, and have for decades. See? She slipped up in her fabrication. Every New Yorker knows this.
The other is the inability to get their ages right. She quotes Julie Andrews as twenty-two years her senior, and then Julie Andrews says she is fifty-five, leaving Mormon Julie to be thirty-three! How old are you after you graduate college? You are generally twenty-two, nowhere close to thirty-three! Oops.
I'm not reading the second part, it's just not very convincing, or interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 20, 2020 3:25 AM |
I wanted more detailed descriptions of going down on Dame Julie's Le Clam Hot.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 20, 2020 3:28 AM |
Which one was Victor and which one was Victoria?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 20, 2020 3:34 AM |
R23
*whispers*
Lena Horne is a lesbian, you know.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 20, 2020 3:38 AM |
[quote] I wanted more detailed descriptions of going down on Dame Julie's Le Clam Hot.
"Trembling, and eager with desire, I bent my face down to the strangely hairy split, and began to work my tongue back and forth... as Dame Julie burst forth with the highest coloratura notes of 'Cherry Ripe.'"
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 20, 2020 4:01 AM |
[quote]How old are you after you graduate college?
Well, certainly not sixteen going on seventeen.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 20, 2020 4:18 AM |
I met Blake at the Baton Lounge in Chicago. He was in town with Julie for the VIctoer Victoria musical. Joining him were some of the cast and dancers. Blake was particularly fond of and close to one of the young men. Julie was not there.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 20, 2020 4:26 AM |
Julie never struck me as being comfortable with her men-it was more clinical. With women though there was more passion.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 20, 2020 4:37 AM |
What a load of nonsense. Sounds as though it could have been written by every compulsive liar I've ever encountered. It's got all the hallmarks..
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 20, 2020 5:18 AM |
What a load of nonsense. Sounds as though it could have been written by every compulsive liar I've ever encountered. It's got all the hallmarks..
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 20, 2020 5:19 AM |
What year is this? I couldn't tell the time frame of the story.
I must know for my fapping fantasies.
Was the dirty little Mormon affair after The Tamirand Seed? Right before Little Miss Marker? In between 10 and S.O.B.?
unnhhhh unnnhhhh unnhhhh
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 20, 2020 5:23 AM |
Remember, Richard Burton was able to seduce every one of his leading ladies before La Liz EXCEPT for Julie Andrews, and he absolutely did try--there must have been a reason she was immune to his manly charms.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 20, 2020 5:29 AM |
Fake, fake, fake!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 20, 2020 5:35 AM |
Perhaps the highly flammable exhalations had something to do with it, r38. Maybe Julie didn't want to have to pencil in features for the next 10 months.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 20, 2020 5:38 AM |
It is well-known that Jules favors the poontang.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 20, 2020 5:54 AM |
This story may be fiction, but the notion that Julie is a dyke is fact.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 20, 2020 6:20 AM |
He's diagnosed with cancer so he goes on a diet of coke and Honey Bunches of Oats?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 20, 2020 6:29 AM |
Who the hell watches The Sound of Music and gets moist for Julie Andrews?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 20, 2020 6:34 AM |
I want to live! Now remove your trousers
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 20, 2020 11:35 AM |
[quote] Who the hell watches The Sound of Music and gets moist for Julie Andrews?
I do! Mmmmm... her cuntface...
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 20, 2020 4:16 PM |
[quote]Mormon Julie, our author, states twice she returned from Oregon to NYC via Grand Central Station (unless you are talking about the subway underneath, it's actually called grand Central Terminal, but I won't quibble),
Of course, I have no idea of the veracity of Mormon Julie's story, but I am a native New Yorker and have lived here all my life, and I don't think I've ever referred to it as "Grand Central Terminal." And rarely if ever have I heard anyone else, whether native New Yorkers or not, call it that. Everyone calls it either "Grand Central Station" or just "Grand Central." So, you know it all, guess what? You don't know it all.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 20, 2020 4:53 PM |
I refer to Los Angeles only by its proper name, "El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula"! And then I congratulate myself for doing so.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 20, 2020 5:03 PM |
Veddy veddy strange
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 20, 2020 5:25 PM |
The woman wrote this chapter and all the others as she was preparing for death. How odd would it be to insert something fabricated into the middle of her cancer journey?
Some facts may be questionable and the writing is not fabulous in this or the other chapters, but I do believe they hooked up
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 20, 2020 6:24 PM |
I don't believe a word of this hooey
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 20, 2020 6:31 PM |
"Everyone calls it either "Grand Central Station" or just "Grand Central." So, you know it all, guess what? You don't know it all."
True. I never thought of it until someone from out of town said they'd meet me at GCS. GCS? Um, no.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 20, 2020 6:33 PM |
Another native New Yorker here - there has always been a lot of local misuse of the correct name of Grand Central. It is indeed technically a "Terminal," because it was the end of the old New York Central RR line, while Penn is a "Station" because the old Pennsylvania RR continued on, but most people, especially from the 80's on really don't understand the difference, and most just think of train stops as stations, since terminals are much more rare.
On top of that, Post Offices are officially called "stations" and there IS a Grand Central Station (PO) right next to the Graybar Building (which is built over some of the the NY Central tracks and gates) so Grand Central Station right down the block from one of the exits of Grand Central Terminal. There are also 2 subway stations in the terminal called "Grand Central." Growing up in the 70's and there were lots of TV advertisements for record clubs and the like with the address given as PO Box 123, Grand Central Station, NY. So yeah lots of people call it GCS without knowing that is incorrect, and indeed most locals just call it Grand Central.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 20, 2020 6:59 PM |
^^ by GCS, I meant "Grand Central Station," nobody ever uses just the initials.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 20, 2020 7:01 PM |
Any NYers know if Blake Edwards lived in a penthouse on the UWS?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 20, 2020 7:10 PM |
[quote]"Everyone calls it either "Grand Central Station" or just "Grand Central." So, you know it all, guess what? You don't know it all."
Calm DOWN, nasty! I never said "Everybody calls it..." I said "It's actually called..." and I am correct, it is. I know lots of people call it "Grand Central", but many, though obviously not you and the hoi polloi you associate with, do call it by its correct name! I've lived here only forty years, so what do I know?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 21, 2020 12:06 AM |
I don't know, R56, what DO you know? My point is that, while Grand Central Terminal IS the correct name, NO ONE ever calls it that. Probably about 90 percent of the time, people just say "Grand Central," but if they did add a third word, it would be "station," not "terminal," technically incorrect though that may be.
I don't even believe you or anyone you know actually CALL it "Grand Central Terminal" in conversation, though you might conceivably write it that way. Whatever, there would have been no reason for this Mormon girl (later boy) in her blog post to refer to it as "Grand Central Terminal," and the fact that she called it "Grand Central Station" instead is not in itself a tip-off to any dishonesty. I really can't believe you even focused on that point in her article, you're just being ridiculous.
P.S. I've lived here for more than 60 years, so shut up.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 21, 2020 12:19 AM |
R57, so much jealousy in show business!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 21, 2020 7:31 AM |
many rumors there were bout Julie and blake…..shocked the truth was hidden so loong.
totally believe it.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 21, 2020 7:55 AM |
Two things struck me. One was that I didn’t think women were allowed to undertake missions. But maybe their duties are less public than the pairs of men who go around trying to engage New Yorkers to proselytize. I had one plump little fella come try me last year on the UES (I’m a woman). It was like shooting fish in a barrel. They shouldn’t let them approach people like that, even in pairs. The Jehovah’s Witnesses let women go around annoying people in pairs, though.
The other thing is that they’re not allowed fizzy drinks, so the mention of cokes was a surprise. Guess this Mormon was a real rebel!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 21, 2020 8:10 AM |
This sounds like fan fiction, and I’m sorry to say some of it made me LOL.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 21, 2020 8:16 AM |
[quote]As of 2007, 80% of all Mormon missionaries were young, single men, 13% were young single women and 7% retired couples.[7] Women who would like to serve a mission must meet the same standards of worthiness and be at least 19 years old. Women generally serve as missionaries for 18 months. Married retired couples, on the other hand, are encouraged to serve missions, but their length of service may vary from 6 to 36 months depending on their circumstances and means.[15] Any single retired person may also be called to serve in what is known as senior missionary service. In the last two decades, the LDS Church has stepped up its call for senior couple missionaries.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 21, 2020 10:54 AM |
It’s all just so random.
A Mormon forest firefighter baby dyke on mission in NYC?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 21, 2020 1:04 PM |
I think the randomness of who she was, and the description of their time together make me believe it. There are lots of other small details that ring true. They didn’t do anything fabulous, just hung out really - if you were making up a story about an affair with an extremely famous person it would be more “ a poor persons idea of a rich person” not this low key. She drinks a “forbidden” coke when she gets a chance, not something stronger. I know some fairly successful show business people, and that mixture of self doubt and melancholy is accurate for many of them in private - especially when not working. As a guy who generally fucks/dates guys 15 - 20 years younger Julie's reason for her interest in young people ring very true (physical appeal aside) - but not things a person who doesn’t have that interest would generally get. Lastly this person was months away from a tragic, very premature death - why the fuck make this all up?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 21, 2020 2:26 PM |
Young people "serving a mission"!
Can you think of a bigger waste of time for a young person (or anyone really) to spend a year or more trying to convert people to loony Mormonism! I always feel sorry for the poor bastards when I see them around town with their short-sleeved white shirts and name badges.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 25, 2020 6:07 PM |
Are mormons cut or uncut?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 25, 2020 10:45 PM |
Cut,
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 25, 2020 11:01 PM |
Nice fanfic. Some nice details from real life. The rest is called fiction.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 26, 2020 12:01 AM |
I'm tending toward disbelief, though the fact that she was dying gives me pause on that. However, among the many odd details in the story, one that stands out to me is that, after she's started transitioning, she meets up again with Julie, who of course is beaming and says that now she looks like the boy Julie always knew she was (or something to that effect). It's very nice when your imaginary friends and ex-lovers support you in that, isn't it?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 26, 2020 12:17 AM |
This is not believable at all. Look to Rachel York if you want stories of Dame Julie putting the moves on (but not actual sex, York wasn't into it).
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 26, 2020 12:35 AM |
r69 Yeah, it is is too on the nose, that one quote.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 26, 2020 12:35 AM |
Who cares who Julie loved? Who cares if she was in the closet? She has given many millions of people enormous pleasure. My question would be why in the world Carol Burnett? A sense of humor only gets you so far. And certainly not into bed. If I want a comic I'll watch late night TV.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 26, 2020 12:46 AM |
R72, you are in the wrong place. Did you take a bad turn after Christianity Today?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 26, 2020 12:55 AM |
R9 lesbophobe
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 26, 2020 12:58 AM |
I can't understand what point if any r72 is attempting to make?
Maybe she should get in a cab and ask to be taken to Grand Central TERMINAL!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 26, 2020 1:09 AM |
R74, straight people who claim not to be offended that their favorite star is/may be gay, always say, "who cares?" That's homophobic. It means "I will not stop liking so-in-so if they're gay."
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 26, 2020 1:25 AM |
Can we hear more about Blake's proclivities?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 26, 2020 1:55 PM |
Blake liked to get fucked by a man while eating out a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 26, 2020 3:05 PM |
[quote]"I will not stop liking so-in-so if they're gay."
oh, dear. :(
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 26, 2020 5:01 PM |
There is nothing to be found online re Dame Julie hitting on Rachael York.
Where's the source/story?.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 5, 2021 10:46 PM |
That's hot.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 5, 2021 10:54 PM |
julie and her butch look, not surprised at all..
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 2, 2022 12:04 PM |
Damn, I was hoping this was going to be about Bonnie Mace.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 2, 2022 12:25 PM |
not shocked this got almost no press, the woman seems very credible to us...
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 2, 2022 1:21 PM |