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What Happened to Goldie Hawn?

Poor Kurt.

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by Anonymousreply 36May 22, 2020 5:31 PM

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE OP

by Anonymousreply 1May 19, 2020 1:50 AM

OP why did you post your own photo? Shut up tan cunt.

by Anonymousreply 2May 19, 2020 1:53 AM

She just needs to get some sun. A little color would do her good.

by Anonymousreply 3May 19, 2020 1:55 AM

That's the tan mom, right? Looking better lady!

by Anonymousreply 4May 19, 2020 1:57 AM

"What Happened to Goldie Hawn?"

Uh, seventy-four years?

by Anonymousreply 5May 19, 2020 2:02 AM

Serious question, though - why do Tan Mom's lips have that discoloration around them?

by Anonymousreply 6May 19, 2020 2:04 AM

When you get older, you lose pigment in a number of places, including your lips. This goes for men and women. So add that to how it looks like she's using a zinc based lip treatment. The rest of her skin looks good considering her age.

by Anonymousreply 7May 19, 2020 2:06 AM

But it's like there's an extra line of pale outside her lips - not her actual lips themselves.

by Anonymousreply 8May 19, 2020 2:12 AM

Death became her?

by Anonymousreply 9May 19, 2020 2:14 AM

r8 I know but that's usually how those "beachy types" smeapr their lip protector/jizz on. It's a "look". Kind of when you used to see a big unblended smear on their shnozz.

by Anonymousreply 10May 19, 2020 2:14 AM

SMEAR! sorry...

by Anonymousreply 11May 19, 2020 2:15 AM

Ah, that makes sense R11.

and thanks for "lip protector/jizz"

by Anonymousreply 12May 19, 2020 2:26 AM

Wait...that’s not really her?!?!

by Anonymousreply 13May 19, 2020 2:29 AM

Eyelashes on right eye, none visible on left?

Goldie is a melting ROBOT.

by Anonymousreply 14May 21, 2020 1:40 PM

That’s tan mom!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 15May 21, 2020 1:42 PM

Well, Kurt ain't no oil painting now either. It's called ageing.

by Anonymousreply 16May 21, 2020 1:44 PM

OP, leave Goldie alone. You've gone OVERBOARD.

by Anonymousreply 17May 21, 2020 1:47 PM

Actually, her looks have improved over time.

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by Anonymousreply 18May 21, 2020 1:49 PM

If I spotted that face in a crowd at the exact moment I needed someone to gut a fish, I'd consider that the stars had aligned in my favor.

by Anonymousreply 19May 21, 2020 2:17 PM

Post a current pic of Kurt too please OP. Shirtless. Pantless?

by Anonymousreply 20May 21, 2020 2:21 PM

Here you go, R20.

But the DL doesn't like this sort of thing.

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by Anonymousreply 21May 22, 2020 12:30 AM

Goldie never looked lovelier.

by Anonymousreply 22May 22, 2020 1:10 AM

Crayola Crayons??

by Anonymousreply 23May 22, 2020 1:17 AM

Kurt, you in danger gurl

by Anonymousreply 24May 22, 2020 1:19 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 25May 22, 2020 1:23 AM

Poor Kurt?

Have you seen that old fat ugly Russell?

by Anonymousreply 26May 22, 2020 1:26 AM

Op’s pic looks like someone after they died in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 27May 22, 2020 1:35 AM

Anyone who takes up with someone who murders animals for fun and actually calls it sport, like the animal has a gun too, will turn as ugly and evil on the outside as they are on the inside. He looks like shit too, no coincidence. At 74 Betty White still looked lovely.

by Anonymousreply 28May 22, 2020 1:45 AM

Stop thinking it's Goldie Hawn!

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by Anonymousreply 29May 22, 2020 2:06 AM

Tan mom is probably on here now!

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by Anonymousreply 30May 22, 2020 2:10 AM

Sure it isn't Meg Ryan?

by Anonymousreply 31May 22, 2020 10:54 AM

R20 Now aren't you sorry you asked?

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by Anonymousreply 32May 22, 2020 11:16 AM

I’m amazed that the person in r29’s picture is the same kooky kid who delighted us on Laugh-in.

by Anonymousreply 33May 22, 2020 11:30 AM

People forget that Tan Mom is a child abuser. Hilarious, right?

by Anonymousreply 34May 22, 2020 12:31 PM

R34 = Karen the Kunt, the DL Abuser.

Hilarious, right?

by Anonymousreply 35May 22, 2020 5:23 PM

Here's Kurt with his bud, Sly.

I don't know if Goldie is where they're coming from or where they're going.

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by Anonymousreply 36May 22, 2020 5:31 PM
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