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What Happened to Goldie Hawn?

Poor Kurt.

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by Anonymousreply 3605/22/2020


by Anonymousreply 105/18/2020

OP why did you post your own photo? Shut up tan cunt.

by Anonymousreply 205/18/2020

She just needs to get some sun. A little color would do her good.

by Anonymousreply 305/18/2020

That's the tan mom, right? Looking better lady!

by Anonymousreply 405/18/2020

"What Happened to Goldie Hawn?"

Uh, seventy-four years?

by Anonymousreply 505/18/2020

Serious question, though - why do Tan Mom's lips have that discoloration around them?

by Anonymousreply 605/18/2020

When you get older, you lose pigment in a number of places, including your lips. This goes for men and women. So add that to how it looks like she's using a zinc based lip treatment. The rest of her skin looks good considering her age.

by Anonymousreply 705/18/2020

But it's like there's an extra line of pale outside her lips - not her actual lips themselves.

by Anonymousreply 805/18/2020

Death became her?

by Anonymousreply 905/18/2020

r8 I know but that's usually how those "beachy types" smeapr their lip protector/jizz on. It's a "look". Kind of when you used to see a big unblended smear on their shnozz.

by Anonymousreply 1005/18/2020

SMEAR! sorry...

by Anonymousreply 1105/18/2020

Ah, that makes sense R11.

and thanks for "lip protector/jizz"

by Anonymousreply 1205/18/2020

Wait...that’s not really her?!?!

by Anonymousreply 1305/18/2020

Eyelashes on right eye, none visible on left?

Goldie is a melting ROBOT.

by Anonymousreply 1405/21/2020

That’s tan mom!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1505/21/2020

Well, Kurt ain't no oil painting now either. It's called ageing.

by Anonymousreply 1605/21/2020

OP, leave Goldie alone. You've gone OVERBOARD.

by Anonymousreply 1705/21/2020

Actually, her looks have improved over time.

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by Anonymousreply 1805/21/2020

If I spotted that face in a crowd at the exact moment I needed someone to gut a fish, I'd consider that the stars had aligned in my favor.

by Anonymousreply 1905/21/2020

Post a current pic of Kurt too please OP. Shirtless. Pantless?

by Anonymousreply 2005/21/2020

Here you go, R20.

But the DL doesn't like this sort of thing.

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by Anonymousreply 2105/21/2020

Goldie never looked lovelier.

by Anonymousreply 2205/21/2020

Crayola Crayons??

by Anonymousreply 2305/21/2020

Kurt, you in danger gurl

by Anonymousreply 2405/21/2020

Poor Goldie says she’s been crying three times a day since the pandemic.🙄

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by Anonymousreply 2505/21/2020

Poor Kurt?

Have you seen that old fat ugly Russell?

by Anonymousreply 2605/21/2020

Op’s pic looks like someone after they died in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 2705/21/2020

Anyone who takes up with someone who murders animals for fun and actually calls it sport, like the animal has a gun too, will turn as ugly and evil on the outside as they are on the inside. He looks like shit too, no coincidence. At 74 Betty White still looked lovely.

by Anonymousreply 2805/21/2020

Stop thinking it's Goldie Hawn!

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by Anonymousreply 2905/21/2020

Tan mom is probably on here now!

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by Anonymousreply 3005/21/2020

Sure it isn't Meg Ryan?

by Anonymousreply 3105/22/2020

R20 Now aren't you sorry you asked?

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by Anonymousreply 3205/22/2020

I’m amazed that the person in r29’s picture is the same kooky kid who delighted us on Laugh-in.

by Anonymousreply 3305/22/2020

People forget that Tan Mom is a child abuser. Hilarious, right?

by Anonymousreply 3405/22/2020

R34 = Karen the Kunt, the DL Abuser.

Hilarious, right?

by Anonymousreply 3505/22/2020

Here's Kurt with his bud, Sly.

I don't know if Goldie is where they're coming from or where they're going.

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