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Moo! 100 Happy Cows Get Out of the the Barn for Spring

Dear Sir, Sear Madam, moo! Reopen, baby, reopen and moo!

So, it’s the first time we’re out of the barn in 6 months! That’s some quarantine and social distancing, but we’re frisky and free and I just gotta moo! Come moo with us, you’ll feel so much better, I promise.

If you’re feeling sick, we want to hear from you. Just moo, and we’ll send a cow out from the critical care cow center to look after you. We got your back, baby, and we haven’t lost a cow yet!

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by Anonymousreply 84June 1, 2020 1:37 PM

Why can’t you moo cows stick to one thread?

by Anonymousreply 1May 18, 2020 7:17 PM

That video should’ve been in the underwhelmed thread.

by Anonymousreply 2May 18, 2020 7:26 PM

Awwwww......they seem happy!

by Anonymousreply 3May 18, 2020 7:31 PM

Looks like opening day on the Jersey shore.

by Anonymousreply 4May 18, 2020 7:45 PM

Nice to see the little kids and their mommies social distancing.

by Anonymousreply 5May 18, 2020 7:52 PM

R1, I’d prefer that, but the threads apparently get locked-down by Muriel after 50 replies and our core supporters, being just barn animals, do not have a lot of moola to spend on this. There is a lot of mooing on the downlow. I’m know that for a fact.

by Anonymousreply 6May 18, 2020 8:11 PM

Cute cow.

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by Anonymousreply 7May 18, 2020 8:42 PM

Even cows have their moooods

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by Anonymousreply 8May 18, 2020 8:55 PM

What language is the farmer speaking? I understand the mooing, but that farmer needs elocution lessons. I’ll bet it’s Welsh or Irish, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 9May 18, 2020 9:02 PM

Moooooooooo!

by Anonymousreply 10May 18, 2020 9:09 PM

That one dumbass kid at 0:35 thought he could just squeeze the bottle and squirt the milk in the lambs' general direction.

I guarantee you that one day he will be one of those guys at work who stands too far from the urinal, causing the rest of us despoil the soles of our expensive shoes.

by Anonymousreply 11May 18, 2020 9:20 PM

I assume these are dairy cows, because of the

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by Anonymousreply 12May 18, 2020 9:28 PM

Moo! We’re out! Thank you, Angus. The last few weeks of hushed mooing had me worried.

by Anonymousreply 13May 18, 2020 9:51 PM

Thank God.

I was running out of chicken videos on MooTube.

by Anonymousreply 14May 18, 2020 9:53 PM

Yes, dairy cows, R12. You could just ask them, they’re not idiots, they know that much.

There was a lot of negotiations about opening up, Di’Jon. The “safety“ word, btw, is “moo”, if you have to use it.

by Anonymousreply 15May 18, 2020 9:54 PM

Were there any cows in DL classic “We Bought a Zoo!” If zo, were any cows harmed in the filming of the picture?

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by Anonymousreply 16May 18, 2020 10:06 PM

We’re not a zoo, dear. We’re a farm. You know the difference,

by Anonymousreply 17May 18, 2020 10:13 PM

There are petting zoos that have farm animals, R17 (Bossy). I shudder to think of children petting lions and tigers and bears. To quote George Takei “Oh my!”

by Anonymousreply 18May 18, 2020 10:17 PM

R18, I like you. You’re persistent. What kind of critter are you? Are you staying for supper?

by Anonymousreply 19May 18, 2020 10:23 PM

R19, I will stay depending on what’s for dinner.

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by Anonymousreply 20May 18, 2020 10:27 PM

I will ignore your attempt at humor, R20.

We are having: Quebec hay. New Hampshire first growth Clover. We have some white grapes from New Zealand that I personally arranged and the aftertaste is heavenly, OMG, you have to taste it. I like to vomit them up and chew them a second time for a fourfold aftertaste. My eyes just roll into the back of my head when I do that. There’s buttermilk, ice cream, yogurt, cream, and milk. Somebody’s baking something, with strawberry jam from last season. That’s usually pretty good.

You need to define your name and species. It is customary to moo, if you are able.

by Anonymousreply 21May 18, 2020 10:45 PM

I cannot moo.

[quote] There’s buttermilk, ice cream, yogurt, cream, and milk.

That seems quite cannibalistic.

by Anonymousreply 22May 18, 2020 10:50 PM

R22 is quite the contrarian, I like him.

I remember the time when they wouldn’t let me in the barn because they didn’t like my name.

Well, look at me now. Ha!

by Anonymousreply 23May 18, 2020 10:57 PM

We still don’t like your name, Anacin. It was your ability to quote full episodes of the Mary Tyler Moo Show that won our hearts.

by Anonymousreply 24May 18, 2020 11:00 PM

The Veal Prince Orloff episode always makes me cry.

by Anonymousreply 25May 18, 2020 11:02 PM

R22, cannot moo, hmm? Well, what are you? Do you know?

by Anonymousreply 26May 18, 2020 11:24 PM

So, here you all are! Moo, mooo!

Angus, your video at the OP had ME in a cameo, did you notice? I’m the black and white one, and I pirouette when I folic, especially today, what a day. A very good day.

by Anonymousreply 27May 19, 2020 1:05 AM

Hi Thor! Have some white grapes! I’d recognize your ass anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 28May 19, 2020 1:09 AM

Well of course I meant “frolic,” not folic, but you knew that. All the pirouettes must have kicked out a consonant which happens. Happiest of Spring, fellow beasts. Moooo.

And your grapes, Angus? Delicious. I am now going for a double-somersault, make room, cows.

by Anonymousreply 29May 19, 2020 1:13 AM

Are you sure that’s wise, Thor?

by Anonymousreply 30May 19, 2020 1:16 AM

Is Getitol an approved name?

by Anonymousreply 31May 19, 2020 1:20 AM

[quote] I’d recognize your ass anywhere

Cows keep asses?

by Anonymousreply 32May 19, 2020 1:20 AM

We’re going to have to get a ruling on Geritol, I think.

by Anonymousreply 33May 19, 2020 1:23 AM

Sweet creatures.

The farmer doesn’t sound Welsh or Irish. I couldn’t place the accent. He sounded like a generic young Englishman to me, and I thought he must be a southerner, but apparently the farm is located in Lancashire.

by Anonymousreply 34May 19, 2020 1:33 AM

Did you notice his wife’s scarf, r34? That’s me! Shavings from last winter.

I’m so proud.

by Anonymousreply 35May 19, 2020 1:46 AM

Sheridan, very handsome!

by Anonymousreply 36May 19, 2020 2:32 AM

R34 could he be Australian?

by Anonymousreply 37May 19, 2020 4:02 AM

Gertie! Oh no!

Didn’t we just pass our yearly anniversary of MMMoos?

It is in May, isn’t it in May? Someone check, Gertie?

Carl sent me a text wondering where to board his float. What am I supposed to tell him??

Of course he’ll commandeer it, quickly, but as long as we can keep it toward land...

by Anonymousreply 38May 19, 2020 4:03 AM

Just great! Seeing all these happy cows make me feel guilty about loving beef!

by Anonymousreply 39May 19, 2020 4:03 AM

I think I have a problem. I might be part of a *cattle* herd. Something seems off about the others. A sense of...stoical acceptance? Oh here comes the farmer with a load of bread or something. Now we're all moooving toward him. Here I go fellas! Moooooooooooooo!

by Anonymousreply 40May 19, 2020 5:11 AM

R38, I’m on it! So, this is every year, right? I’ll look it up...

by Anonymousreply 41May 19, 2020 3:22 PM

Gosh! Happy anniversary barn animals! Monday Morning Moos started 3 years ago tomorrow, 5/20/17. Mooo!

Who are you, R38? You are awfully smart! Are you Sextus, the official timekeeper?

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by Anonymousreply 42May 19, 2020 5:19 PM

R 12, let Sarah Sanders enjoy her retirement.

by Anonymousreply 43May 19, 2020 5:25 PM

That picture, R12, really is a marvel!

by Anonymousreply 44May 19, 2020 5:27 PM

R12, hiya teets! How’s your treats?

by Anonymousreply 45May 19, 2020 5:30 PM

R12.

by Anonymousreply 46May 19, 2020 5:31 PM

Mooo! We’re on a stricter naming regime this next year because some talcum powder got into a train car full of 1% that was confiscated on its way into French Guiana; so, anyway, NOW COWS NAMED “Talc” or anything French for Talc, or anything French, either.

Oh, happy fucking anniversary!

by Anonymousreply 47May 21, 2020 1:06 AM

How about plain ol' Powder, R47?

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by Anonymousreply 48May 21, 2020 1:09 AM

Le Moó, le Gert.

Joyeaux anniversaire!

by Anonymousreply 49May 21, 2020 1:20 AM

Existing French names are grandfathered.

by Anonymousreply 50May 21, 2020 1:32 AM

Happy cows soon to become a happy meal.

by Anonymousreply 51May 21, 2020 1:42 AM

[quote] Coronavirus: Virus outbreaks push Germany to clean up abattoirs

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by Anonymousreply 52May 21, 2020 1:47 AM

That’s a French word, for “three bats”.

by Anonymousreply 53May 21, 2020 1:51 AM

It’s about time, r52. That place is a death trap

by Anonymousreply 54May 21, 2020 1:53 AM

Is it too late to join?

by Anonymousreply 55May 21, 2020 1:54 AM

R55, how would you like to be called Beulah? It’s much prettier. Betty is always popular, too. And, you’ll have to sign this waiver. Just a formality.

by Anonymousreply 56May 21, 2020 1:58 AM

I can’t believe people eat their torn-up bodies. I can’t get over it. It’s like a nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 57May 21, 2020 2:08 AM

Did they protest having to wear a mask?

by Anonymousreply 58May 21, 2020 2:13 AM

If Bidet is allowed to join, would a Toilette also be allowed? They'd make quite the pair.

by Anonymousreply 59May 21, 2020 2:25 AM

As someone who lives in a big city I sometimes forget the beauty and joy of simple pleasures like livestock on farms. Thanks for sharing this video.

by Anonymousreply 60May 21, 2020 2:40 AM

No, R58, it’s talcum powder related. Big pharma and all that. Plus the French. And Bidet nor Toilette are approved names and they can appeal if they want, but I wouldn’t hold my udder waiting for either to be approved before Election Day, if ever.

by Anonymousreply 61May 21, 2020 3:01 AM

OP, you'll be hearing from my lawyer!

by Anonymousreply 62May 21, 2020 3:02 AM

I hope they don’t have to stay lockEd upright in those bar things for the other 6 months. That’s just cruel.

by Anonymousreply 63May 21, 2020 3:25 AM

The Evening Punctuationist might have things to criticize about the original post.

by Anonymousreply 64May 21, 2020 4:17 AM

Why on Earth do cows need to be locked up for six months? It's not that cold in England.

by Anonymousreply 65May 21, 2020 4:29 AM

Girls, girls, you're all burger meat or dog food.

by Anonymousreply 66May 21, 2020 4:37 AM

R66, now watch, one of them will post "No we're dairy cows." Do they have a surprise coming.

by Anonymousreply 67May 21, 2020 4:39 AM

R64, That old goat! I don’t recall him mooing over here last year at all!

R66, most of us cows here are dairy cows. Also, most know what a “courtesy moo”, is.

by Anonymousreply 68May 21, 2020 2:41 PM

Percival, that is.

by Anonymousreply 69May 21, 2020 2:44 PM

[quote] Moo. It’s like that. Percivill

You’re trying to create a new pain reliever name aren’t you? Trying to sneak around the naming committee.

by Anonymousreply 70May 21, 2020 2:49 PM
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by Anonymousreply 71May 21, 2020 5:12 PM

R71, how is that moo cow related? Did you set foot in the wrong pasture and/or abattoir?

by Anonymousreply 72May 21, 2020 5:21 PM

I thought this was gonna be about Disney Springs reopening.

by Anonymousreply 73May 21, 2020 7:23 PM

Moo, dammit all, MOOO!

by Anonymousreply 74May 25, 2020 11:54 PM

Give us a break. We're still kicking up our heels.

by Anonymousreply 75May 26, 2020 12:03 AM

Is this the day the day we honor those cows who gave up their lives in service of our taste buds?

by Anonymousreply 76May 26, 2020 12:09 AM

You be moo, R76!

by Anonymousreply 77May 26, 2020 12:12 AM

Uck. Buttercup left the clover/mayonnaise salad to sit too long in the sun.

Requesting Homer’s copter ride to the critical care cow center.

And step away from my cow pies.

by Anonymousreply 78May 26, 2020 12:20 AM

79 replies now? Mooriel, are you dead?

by Anonymousreply 79May 26, 2020 12:25 AM

I’m watching Saving Private Ryan for the holiday and noticed they dubbed excessive English mooing on the French cows in one scene. I do like the atmospherics but, com’on, nobody meuhs that much!

by Anonymousreply 80May 26, 2020 3:55 AM

[quote] Buttercup left the clover/mayonnaise salad to sit too long in the sun.

That salad sounds great with steak.

by Anonymousreply 81May 26, 2020 4:04 AM

R71, if you were a vegetarian, I bet that would help with your body odor. You do know...okey-dokey.

by Anonymousreply 82May 27, 2020 2:39 AM

Cow Lives Matter!

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