Moo! 100 Happy Cows Get Out of the the Barn for Spring
Dear Sir, Sear Madam, moo! Reopen, baby, reopen and moo!
So, it’s the first time we’re out of the barn in 6 months! That’s some quarantine and social distancing, but we’re frisky and free and I just gotta moo! Come moo with us, you’ll feel so much better, I promise.
If you’re feeling sick, we want to hear from you. Just moo, and we’ll send a cow out from the critical care cow center to look after you. We got your back, baby, and we haven’t lost a cow yet!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 84 | June 1, 2020 1:37 PM
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Why can’t you moo cows stick to one thread?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 18, 2020 7:17 PM
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That video should’ve been in the underwhelmed thread.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 18, 2020 7:26 PM
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Awwwww......they seem happy!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 18, 2020 7:31 PM
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Looks like opening day on the Jersey shore.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 18, 2020 7:45 PM
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Nice to see the little kids and their mommies social distancing.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 18, 2020 7:52 PM
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R1, I’d prefer that, but the threads apparently get locked-down by Muriel after 50 replies and our core supporters, being just barn animals, do not have a lot of moola to spend on this. There is a lot of mooing on the downlow. I’m know that for a fact.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 18, 2020 8:11 PM
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Even cows have their moooods
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 8 | May 18, 2020 8:55 PM
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What language is the farmer speaking? I understand the mooing, but that farmer needs elocution lessons. I’ll bet it’s Welsh or Irish, maybe.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 18, 2020 9:02 PM
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That one dumbass kid at 0:35 thought he could just squeeze the bottle and squirt the milk in the lambs' general direction.
I guarantee you that one day he will be one of those guys at work who stands too far from the urinal, causing the rest of us despoil the soles of our expensive shoes.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 18, 2020 9:20 PM
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I assume these are dairy cows, because of the
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 12 | May 18, 2020 9:28 PM
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Moo! We’re out! Thank you, Angus. The last few weeks of hushed mooing had me worried.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 18, 2020 9:51 PM
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Thank God.
I was running out of chicken videos on MooTube.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 18, 2020 9:53 PM
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Yes, dairy cows, R12. You could just ask them, they’re not idiots, they know that much.
There was a lot of negotiations about opening up, Di’Jon. The “safety“ word, btw, is “moo”, if you have to use it.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 18, 2020 9:54 PM
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Were there any cows in DL classic “We Bought a Zoo!” If zo, were any cows harmed in the filming of the picture?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | May 18, 2020 10:06 PM
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We’re not a zoo, dear. We’re a farm. You know the difference,
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 18, 2020 10:13 PM
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There are petting zoos that have farm animals, R17 (Bossy). I shudder to think of children petting lions and tigers and bears. To quote George Takei “Oh my!”
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 18, 2020 10:17 PM
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R18, I like you. You’re persistent. What kind of critter are you? Are you staying for supper?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 18, 2020 10:23 PM
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R19, I will stay depending on what’s for dinner.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 20 | May 18, 2020 10:27 PM
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I will ignore your attempt at humor, R20.
We are having: Quebec hay. New Hampshire first growth Clover. We have some white grapes from New Zealand that I personally arranged and the aftertaste is heavenly, OMG, you have to taste it. I like to vomit them up and chew them a second time for a fourfold aftertaste. My eyes just roll into the back of my head when I do that. There’s buttermilk, ice cream, yogurt, cream, and milk. Somebody’s baking something, with strawberry jam from last season. That’s usually pretty good.
You need to define your name and species. It is customary to moo, if you are able.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 18, 2020 10:45 PM
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I cannot moo.
[quote] There’s buttermilk, ice cream, yogurt, cream, and milk.
That seems quite cannibalistic.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 18, 2020 10:50 PM
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R22 is quite the contrarian, I like him.
I remember the time when they wouldn’t let me in the barn because they didn’t like my name.
Well, look at me now. Ha!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 18, 2020 10:57 PM
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We still don’t like your name, Anacin. It was your ability to quote full episodes of the Mary Tyler Moo Show that won our hearts.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 18, 2020 11:00 PM
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The Veal Prince Orloff episode always makes me cry.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 18, 2020 11:02 PM
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R22, cannot moo, hmm? Well, what are you? Do you know?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 18, 2020 11:24 PM
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So, here you all are! Moo, mooo!
Angus, your video at the OP had ME in a cameo, did you notice? I’m the black and white one, and I pirouette when I folic, especially today, what a day. A very good day.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 19, 2020 1:05 AM
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Hi Thor! Have some white grapes! I’d recognize your ass anywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 19, 2020 1:09 AM
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Well of course I meant “frolic,” not folic, but you knew that. All the pirouettes must have kicked out a consonant which happens. Happiest of Spring, fellow beasts. Moooo.
And your grapes, Angus? Delicious. I am now going for a double-somersault, make room, cows.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 19, 2020 1:13 AM
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Are you sure that’s wise, Thor?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 19, 2020 1:16 AM
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Is Getitol an approved name?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 19, 2020 1:20 AM
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[quote] I’d recognize your ass anywhere
Cows keep asses?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 19, 2020 1:20 AM
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We’re going to have to get a ruling on Geritol, I think.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 19, 2020 1:23 AM
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Sweet creatures.
The farmer doesn’t sound Welsh or Irish. I couldn’t place the accent. He sounded like a generic young Englishman to me, and I thought he must be a southerner, but apparently the farm is located in Lancashire.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 19, 2020 1:33 AM
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Did you notice his wife’s scarf, r34? That’s me! Shavings from last winter.
I’m so proud.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 19, 2020 1:46 AM
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R34 could he be Australian?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 19, 2020 4:02 AM
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Gertie! Oh no!
Didn’t we just pass our yearly anniversary of MMMoos?
It is in May, isn’t it in May? Someone check, Gertie?
Carl sent me a text wondering where to board his float. What am I supposed to tell him??
Of course he’ll commandeer it, quickly, but as long as we can keep it toward land...
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 19, 2020 4:03 AM
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Just great! Seeing all these happy cows make me feel guilty about loving beef!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 19, 2020 4:03 AM
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I think I have a problem. I might be part of a *cattle* herd. Something seems off about the others. A sense of...stoical acceptance? Oh here comes the farmer with a load of bread or something. Now we're all moooving toward him. Here I go fellas! Moooooooooooooo!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 19, 2020 5:11 AM
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R38, I’m on it! So, this is every year, right? I’ll look it up...
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 19, 2020 3:22 PM
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Gosh! Happy anniversary barn animals! Monday Morning Moos started 3 years ago tomorrow, 5/20/17. Mooo!
Who are you, R38? You are awfully smart! Are you Sextus, the official timekeeper?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 42 | May 19, 2020 5:19 PM
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R 12, let Sarah Sanders enjoy her retirement.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 19, 2020 5:25 PM
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That picture, R12, really is a marvel!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 19, 2020 5:27 PM
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R12, hiya teets! How’s your treats?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 19, 2020 5:30 PM
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Mooo! We’re on a stricter naming regime this next year because some talcum powder got into a train car full of 1% that was confiscated on its way into French Guiana; so, anyway, NOW COWS NAMED “Talc” or anything French for Talc, or anything French, either.
Oh, happy fucking anniversary!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 21, 2020 1:06 AM
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How about plain ol' Powder, R47?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 48 | May 21, 2020 1:09 AM
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Existing French names are grandfathered.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 21, 2020 1:32 AM
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Happy cows soon to become a happy meal.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 21, 2020 1:42 AM
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[quote] Coronavirus: Virus outbreaks push Germany to clean up abattoirs
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 52 | May 21, 2020 1:47 AM
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That’s a French word, for “three bats”.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 21, 2020 1:51 AM
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It’s about time, r52. That place is a death trap
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 21, 2020 1:53 AM
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R55, how would you like to be called Beulah? It’s much prettier. Betty is always popular, too. And, you’ll have to sign this waiver. Just a formality.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 21, 2020 1:58 AM
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I can’t believe people eat their torn-up bodies. I can’t get over it. It’s like a nightmare.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 21, 2020 2:08 AM
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Did they protest having to wear a mask?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 21, 2020 2:13 AM
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If Bidet is allowed to join, would a Toilette also be allowed? They'd make quite the pair.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 21, 2020 2:25 AM
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As someone who lives in a big city I sometimes forget the beauty and joy of simple pleasures like livestock on farms. Thanks for sharing this video.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 21, 2020 2:40 AM
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No, R58, it’s talcum powder related. Big pharma and all that. Plus the French. And Bidet nor Toilette are approved names and they can appeal if they want, but I wouldn’t hold my udder waiting for either to be approved before Election Day, if ever.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 21, 2020 3:01 AM
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OP, you'll be hearing from my lawyer!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 21, 2020 3:02 AM
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I hope they don’t have to stay lockEd upright in those bar things for the other 6 months. That’s just cruel.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 21, 2020 3:25 AM
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The Evening Punctuationist might have things to criticize about the original post.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 21, 2020 4:17 AM
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Why on Earth do cows need to be locked up for six months? It's not that cold in England.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 21, 2020 4:29 AM
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Girls, girls, you're all burger meat or dog food.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 21, 2020 4:37 AM
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R66, now watch, one of them will post "No we're dairy cows." Do they have a surprise coming.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 21, 2020 4:39 AM
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R64, That old goat! I don’t recall him mooing over here last year at all!
R66, most of us cows here are dairy cows. Also, most know what a “courtesy moo”, is.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 21, 2020 2:41 PM
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[quote] Moo. It’s like that. Percivill
You’re trying to create a new pain reliever name aren’t you? Trying to sneak around the naming committee.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 21, 2020 2:49 PM
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R71, how is that moo cow related? Did you set foot in the wrong pasture and/or abattoir?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 21, 2020 5:21 PM
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I thought this was gonna be about Disney Springs reopening.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 21, 2020 7:23 PM
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Give us a break. We're still kicking up our heels.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 26, 2020 12:03 AM
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Is this the day the day we honor those cows who gave up their lives in service of our taste buds?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 26, 2020 12:09 AM
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Uck. Buttercup left the clover/mayonnaise salad to sit too long in the sun.
Requesting Homer’s copter ride to the critical care cow center.
And step away from my cow pies.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 26, 2020 12:20 AM
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79 replies now? Mooriel, are you dead?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 26, 2020 12:25 AM
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I’m watching Saving Private Ryan for the holiday and noticed they dubbed excessive English mooing on the French cows in one scene. I do like the atmospherics but, com’on, nobody meuhs that much!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 26, 2020 3:55 AM
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[quote] Buttercup left the clover/mayonnaise salad to sit too long in the sun.
That salad sounds great with steak.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 26, 2020 4:04 AM
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R71, if you were a vegetarian, I bet that would help with your body odor. You do know...okey-dokey.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 27, 2020 2:39 AM
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