Lena Dunham: "I once did poppers and it made me eat a whole cheesecake"

POPPERS don't give ANYONE the munchies, liar!

I once did heroin and it gave me the energy and concentration to finish my college term paper

Lena, that wasn't the poppers, that was just you.

Just once?

Bitch probably eats a whole cheesecake per day.

Has she thrown a hissyfit that Andy didn't put the moves on her yet?

Did she shove it up her ass?

Yeah, me too.

God she's just so desperate to join in the conversation, ugh

Either she morphed into Belinda Carlisle or that is the most filtered, photo-shopped picture EVAH!

Like she ever needed drugs to "make her" scarf down an entire cheesecake.

The good think about the pandemic is that Lena has to wear a face mask.

Thing^

That poor cheesecake never had a chance

#RIP

she eats a cheesecake like most people eat a hamburger.

Isn't she over yet? How is she still relevant?

[quote]"I once did poppers and it made me eat a whole cheesecake"

Once?

It looks like she's been doing poppers continuously for the past 34 years...

I once huffed Pam and it, like, killed a million brain cells.

So she's saying that poppers cut her appetite?

What about the time she ate a whole cake on the toilet?

Then she did a line of coke and finished off an entire Cheesecake Factory.

So that's why Dorothy, Blanche, Rose and Sophia banned her from coming to the house.

Where can one procure poppers these days? Seriously, real question here, everybody.

R22 Adult bookstores.

Maybe she's talking about the kind you do with a bong.

R18 made me cackle like a witch.

Lens is such an attention whore.

Lol Dua doesn't believe her and she's looking puffy these days.

[quote]I once did poppers and it made me eat a whole cheesecake

I breathed and it made me eat a whole cheesecake.

There, Lens. Fixed that for you.

How does she account for all the other cheeescakes?

Is her cheerful floral girly-girl mask made from an old pair of panties?

You give her attention and this is what you get.

Everyone, including Andy Cohen, knows that poppers do not give you the munchies. She'll probably say that drugs affect people differently.

No bitch - you wanted to sound cool and add in your poppers story and we all see you as a lying fraud.

She just can't help destroying herself with her big mouth. Shame - there was some talent there at one point.

Did the poppers give her Ehlers-Danlos?

She's confused. She hooked up with a guy who did poppers and then ate out her pussy and told her it tasted like cottage cheese.

R32 is Ehlers-Danlos the new Morgellons?

She obviously ate the cheesecake while watching her sister put pebbles in her vagina.

Is this her FAT Mary Hartman Mary Hartman phase?

She got confused; she did Pop 'Ems, not poppers.

Marry me, R18.

She could smoke meth and still get the munchies.

She is still edgy and hilarious!

Do you think she resents Adam Driver's success?

Maybe she eats by shoving food up her ass.