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Lets Be: Meghan & Harry THE MUSICAL!

I'm the dance Meghan as she gets her first date with Harry

by Anonymousreply 5205/25/2020

I'm the dance the SoHo House London dancers do after we have MADE a MATCH!

by Anonymousreply 105/17/2020

I'm the swan song sung by all the African Charities now ignored by our 'saviour' Prince Harry now that Hollywood Meg has convinced him to ignore us in favour of Adele!

by Anonymousreply 205/17/2020

I'm the light-fantastic dance done by my inlaws!

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by Anonymousreply 305/17/2020

I'm the Rwandan charity that Meghan visited while dressed as Princess Di, and then entirely abandoned.

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by Anonymousreply 405/17/2020

I'm the cheesy ballad sung by Harry as he helplessly follows Meghan around the globe

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by Anonymousreply 505/17/2020

I'm Meghan's love for all things 90's, including the idea that Jon Bon Jovi is a somehow significant musician.

Poor Harry. It's not his fault that he was born an asshole.

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by Anonymousreply 605/17/2020

I'm Meghan's song as she sells off all her former white skin things to adapt her new Royal and Victimised Black Skin identity:

"SAYONARA, ZARA!"

by Anonymousreply 705/17/2020

I'm Harry's song, telling the Queen that he's met the girl of his dreams, and explaining that while her land wealth gave him nothing, Hollywood riches will give him EVERYTHING!

(Coda: But also Grandma, you must pay for my English house and for my RPOS..)

by Anonymousreply 805/17/2020

I'm all the tiny violins.

by Anonymousreply 905/17/2020

I'm the chorus of courtiers in the background, chanting, "This will end in tears!"

by Anonymousreply 1005/17/2020

Hahahaha. I am the rightwing media watchdog group that has just made a breakthrough in identifying the source and the money behind the multiple racist anti Sussex threads. Who also have proven that LSA digital blackface trolls and white rightwing frau blogs deliberately and knowingly promoted and shared altered pornagraphic images and media and knew it was altered. Hahahaha.

by Anonymousreply 1105/17/2020

I'm "The Flash from a Camera" which concludes the first act. I feature Harry belting the emotional toll of paparazzi on his mother and now his wife. His exclamations are interspersed with Meghan's calls to photographers with her full schedule and a reminder to "capture her good side." Megs doesn't sing these parts; it's merely a voice-over.

by Anonymousreply 1205/17/2020

I'm Archie singing the 11 o'clock number "They Can't Take That Away From Me."

by Anonymousreply 1305/17/2020

I'm Meghan's P.A., laughing quietly as I let Meghan get off the plane Down Under with a tag hanging visibly from the hem of her scarlet dress. I know I'll be sacked for this, but I also know my sacrifice will not be in vain, as I will have struck a blow for the Revolution against the Overlords.

by Anonymousreply 1405/17/2020

I'm the disembodied voice of Diana booming through the auditorium yelling "RUN!" as Harry looks skyward and asks me whether he should marry Meghan. My brief appearance comes right before the intermission, when you can wait in line for 20 minutes to buy a small glass of cheap wine and have to gulp it in 30 seconds before the lobby lights flicker.

by Anonymousreply 1505/17/2020

I'm the producer watching the stage auditions for the part of Harry. Have you any idea what it's like having to sit there watching 30-40 ginges come out and yell, "We had no other choice but to leave!"??

by Anonymousreply 1605/17/2020

I'm the director trying to fend off incessant calls from Meryl Streep demanding the role of QEII.

by Anonymousreply 1705/18/2020

I'm Ava Duvernay, You bet your ass I will weasel myself in this trainwreck.

by Anonymousreply 1805/18/2020

I'm Wade Robson and I'm doing the choreography.....well actually it's more musical staging since neither of the leads can dance.......

Or sing.......

by Anonymousreply 1905/18/2020

I'm Idris Elba. Whilst I can play anyone, you white folk can't. I'm going up for the role of Prince Charles.

by Anonymousreply 2005/18/2020

I'm the production designer. How the fuck am I going to create a set that makes Frogmore Cottage look like the piece of this Meghan describes it as? No - AFTER the renovations.

by Anonymousreply 2105/18/2020

I'm the mixed-race little person they cast to play Archie.

by Anonymousreply 2205/18/2020

I'm the racist fraus furiously deleting my tumbler and blog profiles. I am scared because I was a part of a blog that illegally promoted and shared altered porn. The porn was created by a blog owner. The Facebook account being linked to fraud which I was also a member. I had no clue .

by Anonymousreply 2305/18/2020

I'm the UK journalist who has been posting anonymously on the unpopular in opinions thread on LSA. I think no one knows. They have for about 4 months. I have indulged in racist rhetoric, taken part in backroom chats and gave been seen encouraging and inciting aggressive behaviour towards Meghan. I am absolutely fucked.

by Anonymousreply 2405/18/2020

I'm the Producer, who is about to file bankruptcy because the production opened on Broadway on Saturday evening, and closed after the first act.

by Anonymousreply 2505/18/2020

I’m the Meghan character, lit with a single, weak, bluish spotlight, singing the heartbreaking solo “No One Has Asked”

by Anonymousreply 2605/18/2020

I’m Doria, asking “What is it, you Cunt Face?”

by Anonymousreply 2705/18/2020

I'm Ben Platt dyeing what's left of my hair red to get the part of a lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 2805/18/2020

I'm Jessica Mulroney - and NO ONE is playing me but ME!

by Anonymousreply 2905/18/2020

I'm David Foster's duet with Harry: "Just Like Father and Son!"

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by Anonymousreply 3005/18/2020

I'm Queen Mary's Bandeau Tiara. They'd like to get me on loan for the wedding scene, but, thankfully, the Queen has politely refused.

Meghan is demanding an authentic replica be created - using real diamonds.

But it will never really look like me.

by Anonymousreply 3105/19/2020

I’m the toddler-sized mannequin they use for newborn Archie.

by Anonymousreply 3205/19/2020

I'm the big Dream Ballet that ends Act One. It depicts the Wedding Day with Markle being dressed by the servants, led to the Chapel and finally Charles escorting her down the aisle to the fanfare of trumpets to meet her destiny. I'm called "Decorating Meghan."

by Anonymousreply 3305/19/2020

I'm Meghan's big interior monologue.- not quite sung and not quite spoken but recited to haunting melody.

I am inserted at the close of Act II, just before the wedding, as Meghan stands at the window of her suite at Windsor Castle, and dreamily counts and recounts the number of people standing between Harry and the Crown . . .

As the dawn arrives and with them the first makeup artists, hairdressers, and couturiers, she turns from the window and I end as she murmurs, "Tut, were it further off/I'd pluck it down . . ."

by Anonymousreply 3405/19/2020

I'll be the lunatic in the cheap seats standing up and screaming "Klan Grannies" at the cast because the show is not sufficiently adoring to the Markles until I'm dragged out of the theatre to waves of applause for the ushers and security.

by Anonymousreply 3505/19/2020

I'm the costume designer.

You can imagine what MY life is like with that no waist stick legged bitch hanging over me mentioning her "legs that go on forever" and her "magical boobs" every fucking day.

by Anonymousreply 3605/20/2020

I'm the casting agent who signed Whoopy Goldberg for Doria and John Goodman as Thomas Markle.

by Anonymousreply 3705/20/2020

I'm Antony White, QC, and I will be scrutinising every phrase uttered in the play on opening night to ensure that my clients, the Mail on Sunday, have not been maligned.

by Anonymousreply 3805/20/2020

I'm Meg's assistant, caling R37 asking if they could "find someone less...urban" to play the mother

by Anonymousreply 3905/20/2020

I'm the last row of the theatre, where Harry is lounging with his feet over the seat in front of him, bored out of his skull at the rehearsals and muttering that he'd sell Archie for an hour at the local with his old mates.

by Anonymousreply 4005/21/2020

I’m the Playbill, thick as a Bible, loaded with ads for frau shit.

by Anonymousreply 4105/21/2020

^^ *curated* and guest-edited by guess who.

by Anonymousreply 4205/21/2020

I'm the family she never had. We're planning to announce that Kate is pregnant with twins on opening night.

by Anonymousreply 4305/22/2020

I'm the money "angel".

I'm actually Prince Charles, but you're not supposed to know that.

by Anonymousreply 4405/23/2020

I'm George Sanders, raised from the Other Side through a talented medium, and cast as . . . yes, Piers Morgan.

by Anonymousreply 4505/23/2020

I'm the spotlight operator.....my only instruction is to keep it on "Meghan" during the show and Meghan in the audience....after the show....

by Anonymousreply 4605/23/2020

I'm the editor of the Playbill. It was printed and ready for the ushers before everyone noticed that the part of Prince Harry had been left out of the cast list.

by Anonymousreply 4705/23/2020

I'm the bar set up for the interval drinkers. The queue is usually not too bad, but I'm expecting very long lines this time.

by Anonymousreply 4805/23/2020

I'm the reviews after opening night.

I promise you that I am far more entertaining than the play itself.

by Anonymousreply 4905/24/2020

I am Omid Scobie, furious that they didn't beg me (and pay me) for the rights to make her, er, I mean MY book the basis of this work!

by Anonymousreply 5005/24/2020

I'm the hairdresser. I'm currently holding casting calls for weaves and wiglets.

by Anonymousreply 5105/25/2020

I'm Lord Voldemort. I've been cast as Prince Philip.

by Anonymousreply 5205/25/2020
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