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I'm Still in Lust With My Cousin

Hi all, it’s me, the guy who was (and still is) in lust with his cousin. I’ve been inactive on here for a pretty long while, but I thought I’d drop back in to give an update to those who care 😊. Last year was pretty on and off for us as far as our hanging out as frequently as we used to goes. I think the basis of it was a really petty argument that we got into sometime last summer (can’t even remember what it was about to be honest), but a couple of personal things as well as how fucked up the world has been as of late sort of made us realize that life’s too short to be angry, especially with family.

Anyway, he was over here at my place last weekend. I hadn’t seen him since he came over and stayed a couple of days back in February. Since that time, our communication had sort of fallen back to texts, phone calls and chats on social media. I was kind of surprised when he called me up out of the blue to see what I was doing, and when he asked if he could come over I said of course. We were both a little apprehensive because of this Covid shit, but he was wearing a mask when he first arrived and said he hasn’t had any symptoms (neither have I). So, he came over last week with beer (and it was Corona! How fitting!), and what immediately caught my attention was how his dick was bulging in the outfit he was wearing. He was in a white cotton t-shirt and black shorts that came just below his knees when he was standing, and both the shirt and the shorts had that “Fuck it” stickman logo on them, the one that you sometimes see on bumper stickers and such. I told him I loved it, but the entire time he was here I could not take my eyes off of his cock looking like it was about to burst from those damn shorts. I asked him at one point if he was wearing underwear and he side-eyed me as though to say “Come on, what do you think?” And what made it even better was when he would sit down, he would pull the shorts high up on his thighs and expose those long, creamy legs of his. I knew he loved giving me an eyeful, and I couldn’t help but snap some pics. Here's one...

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by Anonymousreply 8008/30/2020

F/f this shit.

by Anonymousreply 105/16/2020

Op, I think the two of you need to discuss this with an uncle.

by Anonymousreply 205/16/2020

Omigod! You're back! Damn, those thighs! That package!

by Anonymousreply 305/16/2020

As a piece of creative writing, this is rather trite and jejune.

by Anonymousreply 405/16/2020

^You weren’t around for the original threads? Trite is not an accurate adjective. OP had everyone hooked for roughly three threads.

by Anonymousreply 505/16/2020

Can we see that thread, R5?

by Anonymousreply 605/16/2020

Good to see OP back, and cuz still hot as ever. Here’s a link to the first maxed thread, photos and all.

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by Anonymousreply 705/17/2020

Part 2, also maxed...

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by Anonymousreply 805/17/2020

Part three, which petered out at 142 posts two years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 905/17/2020

I really hope this is him, he had me hard for weeks...

by Anonymousreply 1005/17/2020

This is so boring.

by Anonymousreply 1105/17/2020

What god awful cretin greyed out the cousin lover OP? He’s a nice guy who happily gave many of us boners for a couple of years worth of threads. We want more pics of your cousin in those shorts, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1205/17/2020

I’ve missed these postings for a long time, I want those cousin pics OP!

by Anonymousreply 1305/17/2020

OP here. Thanks to the poster upthread who linked to those old threads. I had forgotten there were three of them! Here are a couple more photos. I have lots from when he was here last week.

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by Anonymousreply 1405/17/2020

Here's another

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by Anonymousreply 1505/17/2020

Did you two fool around when he was over last weekend? Details, please

by Anonymousreply 1605/17/2020

Not last time, but when when he was here in February we had a LOT of fun. I did manage to cup that package though.

by Anonymousreply 1705/17/2020

Update on how far he'll go nowadays

by Anonymousreply 1805/17/2020

R15: that big cousin dong must be fun to chow down on.

by Anonymousreply 1905/17/2020

^Oh it is :). There was a lot of that last back in Feb.

[quote]Update on how far he'll go nowadays

We've been fucking since 2015. I might have detailed it in one of the older threads, but his dick is the about 9 inches hard (the length of one of those remote controls that come with cable TV - I have a pic of that too). It fucking hurt the first time we did it, and if I remember correctly I used oil because I was out of lube at the time. It got easier over time, but that dick is intimidating.

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by Anonymousreply 2005/17/2020

More pics, OP!

by Anonymousreply 2105/20/2020

R8/r9, alas, those pics were apparently hosted at tinypic and are no longer available.

by Anonymousreply 2205/20/2020

Yep post nudes! Does he still smell of sandalwood and weed?

by Anonymousreply 2305/20/2020

Creamy thighs? Creamy = off white. This guy is black.

by Anonymousreply 2405/20/2020

[quote]I thought I’d drop back in to give an update to those who care 😊

Well you were wrong.

by Anonymousreply 2505/20/2020

I care.

by Anonymousreply 2605/20/2020

We care, douche-nozzle R25.

Also, I’m sure OP meant “smooth” when he described those heavenly thighs as “creamy.” Am I right, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2705/21/2020

[quote][R8]/[R9], alas, those pics were apparently hosted at tinypic and are no longer available

Most of them are still there, you just have to scroll down for the ones hosted by Imgur.

Oh, and if the OP still had access to the deleted pics, I’d be obliged if he’d repost them.

by Anonymousreply 2805/21/2020

R27, your opinion doesn't count because you don't matter.

by Anonymousreply 2905/21/2020

Mom, please get off Datalounge. This is my private space where I come to relax with the boys.

Like you and Betty on bingo night.

by Anonymousreply 3005/22/2020

The original thread had one of my favorite replies ever. Someone asked how old are you and how old is he. Someone pretending to be the OP said "I'm 62 and he's 17 and 4 months." I fucking roared.

by Anonymousreply 3105/22/2020

[quote]The original thread had one of my favorite replies ever. Someone asked how old are you and how old is he. Someone pretending to be the OP said "I'm 62 and he's 17 and 4 months." I fucking roared.

Ha! I remember that, and I had to correct him. Bummer about some of the pic in the first thread being lost to the ending of Tinypic, but I will look to see if I have some of them.

I talked to him earlier and he may come over tomorrow. And you're right, R27. By creamy I meant smooth, because they are, despite having a slight hint of hair. And R23, his car still smelled like sandalwood when he was here back in February, and the weed still remains too.

For those who wanted more pics of the shorts, here are some more...

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by Anonymousreply 3205/22/2020

Another one

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by Anonymousreply 3305/22/2020

Another

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by Anonymousreply 3405/22/2020

Yet another

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by Anonymousreply 3505/22/2020

Dick picks please?

by Anonymousreply 3605/23/2020

Why is he hard?

by Anonymousreply 3705/23/2020

Personally, I've no objections to mutual cousin love. It's not like you're having children anyhow. Even that has been determined so extremely low risk, it's almost statistically irrelevant if the cousin union had not been practised before in the last hundred years. It's apparently only a problem when continually one doubles down on the consanguinity repeatedlly.

by Anonymousreply 3805/23/2020

Sounds like you did a lot of research on this, r38.

I wonder why.

by Anonymousreply 3905/23/2020

[quote] Does he still smell of sandalwood and weed?

This is how Serena van der Woosen in the GOSSIP GIRLS books is said to smell. Not even kidding.

by Anonymousreply 4005/23/2020

R24 he meant it in the Prince sense of the word.

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by Anonymousreply 4105/23/2020

r24 fuck off, Barney Fife.

by Anonymousreply 4205/23/2020

[quote]Why is he hard?

His dick is HUGE, and these photos only show him at a semi. He was like that the entire time he was over here. He kept manspreading the whole time, which is why I couldn't resist grabbing it at one point during the night. We talked last night, and he's supposed to be coming over next weekend. I told him to wear shorts!

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by Anonymousreply 4305/24/2020

[quote]Dick picks please?

Here's one

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by Anonymousreply 4405/24/2020

The remote control one sent in a text

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by Anonymousreply 4505/24/2020

I'm speaking quite figuratively here as a Jew, but I hate to sound like a "Protestant Troubleshooter" but IMHO "Creamy Thighs" do not comport with the pucs we're seeing!

by Anonymousreply 4605/26/2020

^ pics

by Anonymousreply 4705/26/2020

Maybe creamy mocha and not café au lait

by Anonymousreply 4805/26/2020

I love a lot of girth R44

by Anonymousreply 4905/26/2020

That is girthy as fuck!

by Anonymousreply 5005/27/2020

He's here.

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by Anonymousreply 5105/30/2020

OP, you should start an Onlyfans with him since he seems to like the camera. You guys could make bank

by Anonymousreply 5205/30/2020

Grab a closer bulge shot, OP. I love his bulge.

But social distance, of course.

by Anonymousreply 5305/30/2020

He comes by in those shorts to taunt you.

Dayum.

by Anonymousreply 5405/30/2020

I never had the hots for my cousin. If only because it hits too close to home so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 5505/30/2020

But if your cousin looked like this guy with that bulge....

by Anonymousreply 5605/30/2020

[quote]This guy is black.

He's blatino. His dad is Puerto Rican.

by Anonymousreply 5705/30/2020

OP, is he cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 5805/30/2020

[quote]He comes by in those shorts to taunt you.

Definitely!

[quote]OP, you should start an Onlyfans with him

Ha! I'll bring it up to him. He doesn't always know when I'm taking these pics, but for the most part he knows what I'm doing. We've been drinking off and on since he got here and he smoked some weed earlier. Smoking weed always makes him horny, so tonight should be interesting.

[quote]OP, is he cut or uncut?

He's cut. Check out R44 and R45.

[quote]Grab a closer bulge shot, OP. I love his bulge.

Here's a closer pic from earlier today.

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by Anonymousreply 5905/30/2020

Sex-fuckin-y!

by Anonymousreply 6005/30/2020

^Yes! And I feel HORRIBLE about it. Not!

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by Anonymousreply 6105/30/2020

Here's an oldie but a goodie that I found from a few years ago. I'll post this and report back later...

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by Anonymousreply 6205/30/2020

Awaiting your updated report…

by Anonymousreply 6305/31/2020

Still waiting here too.

by Anonymousreply 6405/31/2020

Does he still fuck other guys wives while they watch?

by Anonymousreply 6505/31/2020

Morning folks. He just left not long ago, so I figured I'd get on here and give a quick rundown before I hop in the shower. The fun started late last night, past midnight. He was stretched out on the floor on his back and I knew that he wasn't going to initiate, so I took the lead and slid off my desk chair down beside him. He was wearing Tom Ford Oud Wood yesterday, which I didn't know until I asked him, and the smell of that mixed with that pungent scent of weed was driving me crazy. I got on top of him. and that big soft dick felt good smashed up against mine. He kept chuckling and saying stuff like, "Whatchu doing?" I was also the one to initiate a kiss. He slid my sweatpants down and smiled when he discovered I wasn't wearing underwear. He, on the other hand, was actually wearing underwear, unlike the last time he was here in those black shorts. I sat up and straddled him and could feel him getting rock hard underneath me. He told me to get up so he could slide off his shorts and underwear, and was about to put it in raw, but I put it on pause and went to get a condom and some lube. When I came back, he'd removed his t-shirt and was only wearing those grey and orange ankle socks. SO hot. He was also completely hard. Just the look of that fully erect cock up close is intimidating, but I'll say this...I took it like a champ, in several different positions. I think my favorite was when he had me bent over the couch, not only because it felt like he was getting deeper, but because he kept whispering dirty shit in my ear from behind. At one point he wanted to go out on the balcony and fuck, but I wasn't exactly bold enough to go there -- yet. The smell of weed is still faint in my living room, and I don't mind one bit. He left his lighter here too. I'm hoping that he comes back to get it sooner than later. For obvious reasons, I wasn't able to snap any pics of him during the fun, but I did get some more pics of him earlier in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 6605/31/2020

[quote]Does he still fuck other guys wives while they watch?

The cuckold thing? I'd forgotten about that! I will ask him the next time I talk to him. Gotta figure out how to bring it up though.

by Anonymousreply 6705/31/2020

His package is divine.

by Anonymousreply 6806/01/2020

Facially, does he look like anyone famous?

by Anonymousreply 6906/02/2020

r67 why not bring it up during the afterglow?

by Anonymousreply 7006/02/2020

Wait.

Afterglow? There’s supposed to be an afterglow?

I’m doing something wrong.

by Anonymousreply 7106/03/2020

[quote]Facially, does he look like anyone famous?

Not that I can think of, but he does have nice lips, thick black eyebrows and long lashes.

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by Anonymousreply 7206/03/2020

....

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by Anonymousreply 7306/03/2020

So I’ll repeat myself, what do I care:

Sex-fuckin-y!

Hot dayum.

by Anonymousreply 7406/03/2020

MMMM he fine!!!

by Anonymousreply 7506/03/2020

JC on a cracker, OP, your cousin is gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 7606/06/2020

^He is!

by Anonymousreply 7706/11/2020

Any 4th of July plans with cuz, OP (COVID safe, of course)?

by Anonymousreply 7807/04/2020

yasss whats tea OP

by Anonymousreply 7907/04/2020

We need an update and more pics

by Anonymousreply 8008/30/2020
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