I'm Still in Lust With My Cousin
Hi all, it’s me, the guy who was (and still is) in lust with his cousin. I’ve been inactive on here for a pretty long while, but I thought I’d drop back in to give an update to those who care 😊. Last year was pretty on and off for us as far as our hanging out as frequently as we used to goes. I think the basis of it was a really petty argument that we got into sometime last summer (can’t even remember what it was about to be honest), but a couple of personal things as well as how fucked up the world has been as of late sort of made us realize that life’s too short to be angry, especially with family.
Anyway, he was over here at my place last weekend. I hadn’t seen him since he came over and stayed a couple of days back in February. Since that time, our communication had sort of fallen back to texts, phone calls and chats on social media. I was kind of surprised when he called me up out of the blue to see what I was doing, and when he asked if he could come over I said of course. We were both a little apprehensive because of this Covid shit, but he was wearing a mask when he first arrived and said he hasn’t had any symptoms (neither have I). So, he came over last week with beer (and it was Corona! How fitting!), and what immediately caught my attention was how his dick was bulging in the outfit he was wearing. He was in a white cotton t-shirt and black shorts that came just below his knees when he was standing, and both the shirt and the shorts had that “Fuck it” stickman logo on them, the one that you sometimes see on bumper stickers and such. I told him I loved it, but the entire time he was here I could not take my eyes off of his cock looking like it was about to burst from those damn shorts. I asked him at one point if he was wearing underwear and he side-eyed me as though to say “Come on, what do you think?” And what made it even better was when he would sit down, he would pull the shorts high up on his thighs and expose those long, creamy legs of his. I knew he loved giving me an eyeful, and I couldn’t help but snap some pics. Here's one...
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10 hours ago|
Op, I think the two of you need to discuss this with an uncle.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/16/2020|
Omigod! You're back! Damn, those thighs! That package!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/16/2020|
As a piece of creative writing, this is rather trite and jejune.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/16/2020|
^You weren’t around for the original threads? Trite is not an accurate adjective. OP had everyone hooked for roughly three threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/16/2020|
Can we see that thread, R5?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/16/2020|
Good to see OP back, and cuz still hot as ever. Here’s a link to the first maxed thread, photos and all.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/17/2020|
Part three, which petered out at 142 posts two years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/17/2020|
I really hope this is him, he had me hard for weeks...
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/17/2020|
What god awful cretin greyed out the cousin lover OP? He’s a nice guy who happily gave many of us boners for a couple of years worth of threads. We want more pics of your cousin in those shorts, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/17/2020|
I’ve missed these postings for a long time, I want those cousin pics OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/17/2020|
OP here. Thanks to the poster upthread who linked to those old threads. I had forgotten there were three of them! Here are a couple more photos. I have lots from when he was here last week.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/17/2020|
Did you two fool around when he was over last weekend? Details, please
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/17/2020|
Not last time, but when when he was here in February we had a LOT of fun. I did manage to cup that package though.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/17/2020|
Update on how far he'll go nowadays
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/17/2020|
R15: that big cousin dong must be fun to chow down on.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/17/2020|
^Oh it is :). There was a lot of that last back in Feb.
[quote]Update on how far he'll go nowadays
We've been fucking since 2015. I might have detailed it in one of the older threads, but his dick is the about 9 inches hard (the length of one of those remote controls that come with cable TV - I have a pic of that too). It fucking hurt the first time we did it, and if I remember correctly I used oil because I was out of lube at the time. It got easier over time, but that dick is intimidating.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/17/2020|
R8/r9, alas, those pics were apparently hosted at tinypic and are no longer available.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/20/2020|
Yep post nudes! Does he still smell of sandalwood and weed?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/20/2020|
Creamy thighs? Creamy = off white. This guy is black.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/20/2020|
[quote]I thought I’d drop back in to give an update to those who care 😊
Well you were wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/20/2020|
We care, douche-nozzle R25.
Also, I’m sure OP meant “smooth” when he described those heavenly thighs as “creamy.” Am I right, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||Last Thursday at 8:28 AM|
[quote][R8]/[R9], alas, those pics were apparently hosted at tinypic and are no longer available
Most of them are still there, you just have to scroll down for the ones hosted by Imgur.
Oh, and if the OP still had access to the deleted pics, I’d be obliged if he’d repost them.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||Last Thursday at 8:32 AM|
R27, your opinion doesn't count because you don't matter.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||Last Thursday at 3:43 PM|
Mom, please get off Datalounge. This is my private space where I come to relax with the boys.
Like you and Betty on bingo night.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||Last Friday at 3:18 AM|
The original thread had one of my favorite replies ever. Someone asked how old are you and how old is he. Someone pretending to be the OP said "I'm 62 and he's 17 and 4 months." I fucking roared.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||Last Friday at 4:06 AM|
[quote]The original thread had one of my favorite replies ever. Someone asked how old are you and how old is he. Someone pretending to be the OP said "I'm 62 and he's 17 and 4 months." I fucking roared.
Ha! I remember that, and I had to correct him. Bummer about some of the pic in the first thread being lost to the ending of Tinypic, but I will look to see if I have some of them.
I talked to him earlier and he may come over tomorrow. And you're right, R27. By creamy I meant smooth, because they are, despite having a slight hint of hair. And R23, his car still smelled like sandalwood when he was here back in February, and the weed still remains too.
For those who wanted more pics of the shorts, here are some more...
|by Anonymous||reply 32||Last Friday at 7:15 PM|
Personally, I've no objections to mutual cousin love. It's not like you're having children anyhow. Even that has been determined so extremely low risk, it's almost statistically irrelevant if the cousin union had not been practised before in the last hundred years. It's apparently only a problem when continually one doubles down on the consanguinity repeatedlly.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Saturday at 12:55 PM|
Sounds like you did a lot of research on this, r38.
I wonder why.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||Last Saturday at 1:01 PM|
[quote] Does he still smell of sandalwood and weed?
This is how Serena van der Woosen in the GOSSIP GIRLS books is said to smell. Not even kidding.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Saturday at 2:07 PM|
R24 he meant it in the Prince sense of the word.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Saturday at 2:08 PM|
r24 fuck off, Barney Fife.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Saturday at 3:31 PM|
[quote]Why is he hard?
His dick is HUGE, and these photos only show him at a semi. He was like that the entire time he was over here. He kept manspreading the whole time, which is why I couldn't resist grabbing it at one point during the night. We talked last night, and he's supposed to be coming over next weekend. I told him to wear shorts!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Sunday at 10:55 AM|
[quote]Dick picks please?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Sunday at 10:56 AM|
The remote control one sent in a text
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Sunday at 10:57 AM|
I'm speaking quite figuratively here as a Jew, but I hate to sound like a "Protestant Troubleshooter" but IMHO "Creamy Thighs" do not comport with the pucs we're seeing!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11 hours ago|
Maybe creamy mocha and not café au lait
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11 hours ago|
I love a lot of girth R44
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10 hours ago|