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Super Popular Songs That Work Your Nerves

A thread dedicated to 80s songs contains several songs that have been played all my life and which I can’t stand.

SO with that in mind, post songs here that people seem to love and you just can’t understand why.

I’ll start with “Celebration.” This has been played all my life at gatherings and parties of all kinds, and it’s one of those songs that reliably annoys me.

What popular songs bother you?

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by Anonymousreply 266July 30, 2020 3:24 AM

Yup. Popular at gatherings, especially sporting events and I cringe at hearing it though I have to admit it's funny to see it being performed by people who have no idea what the meaning of the song is.

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by Anonymousreply 1May 14, 2020 1:01 PM

Endless Love. I REFUSE to link to any video of that fucking song.

by Anonymousreply 2May 14, 2020 1:03 PM

Proud to Be an American—Lee Greenwood 🤢

by Anonymousreply 3May 14, 2020 1:11 PM

ANYTHING by Rod Stewart. Do I have the right decade ,even?

by Anonymousreply 4May 14, 2020 1:16 PM

God, my list is sheer endless (and yes, Endless Love is on it too). Off the top of my head:

- Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

- Maneater - Hall & Oates

- the entire soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever

- Dancing on the Ceiling and Three Times a Lady - Lionel Ritchie

- anything by Phil Collins

- anything by Diana Ross (sorry, DL!)

- anything by The Carpenters (again, sorry)

by Anonymousreply 5May 14, 2020 1:37 PM

I'm with R4 on Rod Stewart. Every song I've ever heard by him has plucked my nerves.

This song doesn't really fit my parameters of songs that are still popular and played during gatherings, but MY GOD, since early childhood its chorus has made me cringe.

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by Anonymousreply 6May 14, 2020 1:50 PM

I Wanna Dance With Somebody

by Anonymousreply 7May 14, 2020 2:22 PM

Ugh.

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by Anonymousreply 8May 14, 2020 3:34 PM

Kill me.

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by Anonymousreply 9May 14, 2020 3:35 PM

I don't like it at all.

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by Anonymousreply 10May 14, 2020 3:35 PM

Sigh.

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by Anonymousreply 11May 14, 2020 3:36 PM

Why?

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by Anonymousreply 12May 14, 2020 3:37 PM

Slightly less annoying than the one above, but still annoys me.

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by Anonymousreply 13May 14, 2020 3:38 PM

Bah.

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by Anonymousreply 14May 14, 2020 3:38 PM

How do these songs become party standards, anyway?

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by Anonymousreply 15May 14, 2020 3:39 PM

R5 likes nothing, then he pats himself on the back as a music lover.

by Anonymousreply 16May 14, 2020 3:44 PM

Yes, because liking schlock is the sure sign of a true music lover, r16.

by Anonymousreply 17May 14, 2020 5:04 PM

We Built This City on Rock and Roll

by Anonymousreply 18May 14, 2020 5:06 PM

We Will Rock You - Queen

Hotel California - The Eagles

Come on Eileen - Dexy’s...

Rehab - Amy Winehouse

London Calling - The Clash ( A band I love and followed around the country in the late 70s but gets played way too much when London is featured in a film, tv show or ad ).

.... and many, many more.

by Anonymousreply 19May 14, 2020 5:34 PM

I actually really like all the songs you list, r19. But yes, some of them are very overplayed (not Come on Eileen, though).

by Anonymousreply 20May 14, 2020 5:39 PM

Every single fucking song from Thriller except for "Want to be Starting Something".

by Anonymousreply 21May 14, 2020 5:47 PM

We Are The World and Do They Know It's Christmas

by Anonymousreply 22May 14, 2020 5:47 PM

Call me Maybe

by Anonymousreply 23May 14, 2020 5:48 PM

Anything by Sia. Thanks for making the seal voice popular, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 24May 14, 2020 5:48 PM

Escapade, Janet Jackson. Fucking annoying and dated as fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 25May 14, 2020 5:57 PM

I'll Plant My Own Tree by Helen Lawson

Makes me wanna set myself on fire.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 14, 2020 7:50 PM

Not sure when it first came out, We Are Family, really grinds my gears!

Most music is repetitious, but this schlock isn't even a good type of repetitious.

by Anonymousreply 27May 14, 2020 7:56 PM

I loathe the ubiquitous Don’t Stop Believin’

by Anonymousreply 28May 14, 2020 8:02 PM

My vote for most annoying pop song ever. It sounds like a video game glitch that keeps repeating, over and over again.

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by Anonymousreply 29May 14, 2020 8:13 PM

"work your nerves" is an understatement

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by Anonymousreply 30May 14, 2020 8:20 PM

Walkin' on Sunshine.

by Anonymousreply 31May 14, 2020 8:22 PM

This is probably the worst of all their songs, which is saying something. All their songs suck.

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by Anonymousreply 32May 14, 2020 8:25 PM

Bennie and the Jets makes my ears bleed.

by Anonymousreply 33May 14, 2020 8:27 PM

Pussy Control (anything by Prince, really), and I'll second Wanna Dance with Somebody. So many great hits by her and that's what gets played endlessly?

by Anonymousreply 34May 14, 2020 8:38 PM

Wanna Dance with Somebody isn't even an example of GOOD 80s pop. It's not one of Whitney's better songs. Yet like others have said, it gets played constantly.

by Anonymousreply 35May 14, 2020 8:53 PM

People who just post a link without a title work my nerves. Ain't nobody got time to click on all your damn links!

Achy Breaky Heart by Garth Brooks

What's Up by 4 Non Blondes

Anything by the Spice Girls or Blackeyed Peas

Rockstar by Smashmouth

by Anonymousreply 36May 14, 2020 8:54 PM

Edith Piaf - Je hais les dimanches

by Anonymousreply 37May 14, 2020 9:00 PM

I Wanna Dance with Somebody has a clunky blockiness about everything and it's kind of charming for that. It seems like a song put together and performed by 8 year olds play-acting as big record producers.

by Anonymousreply 38May 14, 2020 9:02 PM

Every hit by Black Box

by Anonymousreply 39May 14, 2020 9:05 PM

Agree with Don't Stop Believin' --- it was great for a while until it wasn't.

Free Bird- Lynrd Skynrd

Almost all of the overplayed Doors songs (Light My Fire, Love Her Madly, LA Woman, etc.)

Welcome to the Jungle

Someone that I Used To Know -Gotye

by Anonymousreply 40May 14, 2020 9:05 PM

"Brave" (Sara Bareilles)

"Take Me to Church" (Hozier)

Everything Rihanna ever did

by Anonymousreply 41May 14, 2020 9:08 PM

R41 I've never gotten why Hozier is so popular.

Mamma Mia and Dancing Queen are two of ABBA's worst, and of course their most popular.

by Anonymousreply 42May 14, 2020 9:14 PM

I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor. I like disco just fine but this one seems to have been singled out as the quintessential disco song and thus has been overplayed for 40 years. Same for Dancing Queen as noted above, because it's THE ABBA song its been played to death.

by Anonymousreply 43May 14, 2020 9:18 PM

Gloria by Laura Brannigan. Awful hot mess of a song that makes me want to rub a cheese grater on my ears.

by Anonymousreply 44May 14, 2020 11:31 PM

I live in Jersey and I don’t think I’ve ever been to a party event where Don’t Stop Believing plays, but I don’t mind because it reminds me of Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci having sex in an alley in Monster.

I’ve hated Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira since 2005 and it makes my brain bleed whenever it’s played at a gathering. And no, I won’t be linking it.

by Anonymousreply 45May 14, 2020 11:43 PM

We're the Kids in America by Kim Wilde is shrill and has no real melody.

by Anonymousreply 46May 14, 2020 11:47 PM

"Downtown" by Macklemore. The beat's all jagged, it never really falls into a rhythm, Macklemore sucks in general, it has no point besides DOWNtown... Hate hate hate it.

by Anonymousreply 47May 27, 2020 1:15 AM

This song is considered a classic by some. It has 3 billion views on youtube--let that sink in. THIS piece of shit song has 3 billion views!!!

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by Anonymousreply 48May 27, 2020 1:33 AM

All things disco.

All things Whitney.

All things Janet.

All things Journey.

Natalie showboating. / shrieking her way through "This Will Be."

And that "Achy Breaky Heart" abortion was foisted upon us by Miley's talentless daddy, and NOT that Chris Gaines cretin, R36. Are you SERIOUSLY this stupid?

by Anonymousreply 49May 27, 2020 1:35 AM

I fucking HATE Lizzo's Good As Hell. It seems to finally be fading as the go-to straight girl anthem of choice but sweet Jeebus it was everywhere for awhile.

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by Anonymousreply 50May 27, 2020 1:41 AM

This song sucked before 9/11, but once 9/11 happened, this song was played non fucking stop!

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by Anonymousreply 51May 27, 2020 1:42 AM

This song was all over the place when I was in high school.

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by Anonymousreply 52May 27, 2020 1:43 AM

This is the kind of song that’s always played in CVS.

Pompous lyrics and no melody.

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by Anonymousreply 53May 27, 2020 1:51 AM

[quote]This is the kind of song that’s always played in CVS

LMAO, perfect!

by Anonymousreply 54May 27, 2020 1:53 AM

R53, even worse was Desert Rose.

by Anonymousreply 55May 27, 2020 2:05 AM

R55 I see your Desert Rose and raise you a Cowboy Song.

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by Anonymousreply 56May 27, 2020 2:08 AM

Anything by Billy Joel. He really sucks.

by Anonymousreply 57May 27, 2020 2:10 AM

Now Playing at Walgreens:

Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn" - I'd post a link, but I'll spare you people the pain.

by Anonymousreply 58May 27, 2020 2:14 AM

Facebook has resurrected The Beatles' All Together Now to advertise some Zoom-like feature. I know The Beatles are supposed to be above criticism but that song is barely Wings quality.

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by Anonymousreply 59May 27, 2020 2:16 AM

Any Beastie Boys song.

by Anonymousreply 60May 27, 2020 2:20 AM

R56, remember the awful Fields of Gold? That was another pointless, irritating song by Sting. Family Guy did a good parody of Sting's music.

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by Anonymousreply 61May 27, 2020 2:36 AM

I used to live next to an outdoor wedding reception venue. I had to hear (almost) EVERY song listed above EVERY evening between 6pm -10pm during Spring ,Summer and Fall for 12 YEARS. If I ever meet Kool & tha Gang or Sister Sledge I will strangle them.

by Anonymousreply 62May 27, 2020 2:36 AM

r62 Why did you stay so long? I don't think I could take that.

by Anonymousreply 63May 27, 2020 2:51 AM

Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger. Ugh. I must say I find it very satisfying to hate on that song because I find Adam Levine so ugly, and he's said to be a major douchebag. It's one of those rare instances in life where everything just makes sense.

And I second Hips Don't Lie. I like Shakira,but I'm always embarrassed for her when I hear that one or the other stupid Waka Waka song.

by Anonymousreply 64May 27, 2020 2:55 AM

Moves Like Jagger is when I started disliking Maroon 5. It was the beginning of the end for them. After that, they started releasing all these shitty "dance" pop singles.

by Anonymousreply 65May 27, 2020 2:57 AM

Y’all must’ve been fun at parties.

by Anonymousreply 66May 27, 2020 2:58 AM

This is probably the worst Maroon 5 song. From that "ooooo ooo oo ooo ooo oo oo oo" thing Adam Levine does to the awful attempt at reggae.

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by Anonymousreply 67May 27, 2020 2:58 AM

OK, this song may be worse than Single Ladies. I had to hear it at my parents parties growing up. It was annoying then and it is fucking annoying and dated now.

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by Anonymousreply 68May 27, 2020 3:04 AM

The flutes in this song always annoyed the shit out of me. Ditto to the rest of the soundtrack.

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by Anonymousreply 69May 27, 2020 3:12 AM

Prince - When Doves Cry. Shit song with annoying vocals and cheesy, cheap-sounding instrumentation, zero bass and that percussion sound effect makes me want to punch a kitten. Even Weird AL songs featured better musicianship than this crap.

by Anonymousreply 70May 27, 2020 5:03 AM

I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry Chapstick. I kissed a girl just to try it. Hope my boyfriend don't mind it. Some twink singer is gonna do a cover of it someday and be seen as an empowered bottom who kisses a girl just try it and his partner is just gonna have to wrap his arms around it.

by Anonymousreply 71May 27, 2020 5:15 AM

Daughters and Your body is a wonderland by John Mayer. Barf!

Bad Day by Daniel Powter. Whiny and unpleasant

1985 by bowling for soup. Captures everything depressing about American culture . Melody is also ugly. I can forgive even the worst lyrics if a beautiful melody makes up for it.

Jack and Diane by Mellencamp . See above.

by Anonymousreply 72May 27, 2020 5:25 AM

Bohemian Rhapsody. omg....

by Anonymousreply 73May 27, 2020 5:30 AM

I loathe the Your Body is a Wonderland and also that I’m in Love With Your Body song by Ed Sheehan.

Add to that anything by Sheryl Crow. Her lyrics are just so stupid and she sings them as if they were so profound: “He’s got a daughter he calls Easter; she was born on a Tuesday night!” Oh wow. His daughter was born on a Tuesday yet he calls her “Easter.” I wonder why!

by Anonymousreply 74May 27, 2020 9:53 AM

Anything Eagles because their hits have just been overplayed for 40+ years. I'd be fine never hearing them ever again.

by Anonymousreply 75May 27, 2020 1:51 PM

I know everyone thinks he’s a genius but Paul Simon’s voice grates on me. I hated that whole Graceland album.

by Anonymousreply 76May 27, 2020 2:01 PM

R76 You just reminded me, I hate "In the Air Tonight." One of the most 80s songs- in a bad way. Really flat and tuneless.

by Anonymousreply 77May 27, 2020 2:03 PM

R77 I don’t like Phil Collins’ songs, except I kind of liked Easy Lover because it evokes a certain time for me.

This Simon song isn’t just annoying, Chevy Chase is totally punchable in the video.

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by Anonymousreply 79May 28, 2020 1:21 PM

Macarena....Love Shack (sorry, B-52s)....Single Ladies....We Are Family....and of course the Hokey Pokey.

by Anonymousreply 80May 28, 2020 1:40 PM

Imagine by John Lennon is worse than Hitler.

by Anonymousreply 81May 28, 2020 1:55 PM

Return of The Mack

by Anonymousreply 82May 28, 2020 2:15 PM

Eye of the FUCKING TIGER. Though I have to admit the man who wrote the song made good money of it.

The Final Countdown. A former coworker had this as his ringtone.

by Anonymousreply 83May 28, 2020 2:16 PM

Don't Worry Be Happy. The perfect song to have on endless play at a suicide.

by Anonymousreply 84May 28, 2020 2:27 PM

When you Believe. I always thought it was amusing that there was so much hype for the song when it was after Mariah and Whitney's peak. By then, Whitney's voice was still very good but darker while Mariah's voice was nowhere close to what it was from 1990-1996. It always sounded shrill to me.

by Anonymousreply 85May 28, 2020 2:31 PM

The whitest song by the whitest band on earth.

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by Anonymousreply 86May 28, 2020 2:35 PM

Too many to mention. You know them all, and they produce the physical sensation of finger nails scraping across a blackboard.

Since I should name at least one; “We Are the World” comes to mind.

by Anonymousreply 87May 28, 2020 3:06 PM

You're The Inspiration by Chicago

by Anonymousreply 88May 28, 2020 4:07 PM

"Upside Down." by Diana Ross. Like nails on a chalkboard.

by Anonymousreply 89May 28, 2020 4:10 PM

Every Breath You Take by The Police, a song which is actually about stalking, this song was misconstrued by so many. Some idiots actually thought it was a love song and the song was played at their weddings!

by Anonymousreply 90July 22, 2020 11:49 PM

R90, it still is. And I tried to convince my friend recently that it's not a romantic song and they just went "nooooo". They refused to believe it was about stalking.

by Anonymousreply 91July 23, 2020 12:01 AM

R85, I hate that song with a passion. Had it been done in 1994-1996, it could have been perfect. But no. It was done when Mariah's voice was shit.

by Anonymousreply 92July 23, 2020 12:02 AM

R31 Walkin’ on Sunshine was a great song. It’s just been played out, particularly in movie trailers like “ I Feel Good.”

by Anonymousreply 93July 23, 2020 1:07 AM

I don't know whether to be embarrassed or pleased that I've never even heard of most of the ones from after the 1990s.

by Anonymousreply 94July 23, 2020 1:10 AM

[quote][R90], it still is. And I tried to convince my friend recently that it's not a romantic song and they just went "nooooo". They refused to believe it was about stalking.

All your friend has to do is read the lyrics. "I'll be watching you", should be enough to convince them.

Sting said, he set the stalking lyrics to romantic type music on purpose, to trick the fans. He said he knew the song would be misconstrued because the fans were more interested in the music than absorbing the lyrics. He was right!

by Anonymousreply 95July 23, 2020 2:19 AM

R29 why would you disrespect a living goddess like that. How bad can your musical taste be.

by Anonymousreply 96July 23, 2020 2:49 AM

"What's Up" by 4 Non-Blondes. Horrible song, made even more unlistenable by Linda Perry's howling lead vocal.

"What I Am" by Edie Brickell & the New Bohemians. Sorry, Edie, but "shove me in the shallow water before I get to deep" is a shitty lyric that shouldn't appear even once in a song, let alone repeated 100 times as if it's clever and profound.

"Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder. Fuck his stride, I want to break every bone in his body for inflicting this piece of shit on the world.

"Running with the Night" by Lionel Richie. Lots of Lionel Richie in the posts here, and he deserves it. For me, this was the worst of the worst of all his dreck. Tuneless, hackneyed tripe that was only a big hit because it was released as the follow-up to "All Night Long (All Night)", which was massive. I really hate songs like this, about "the night", like, ooooh, the night, it's soooooo dangerous and dark and sinister, and it's so edgy to, like, be outside after dark actually doing stuff instead of being in bed in our pajamas. Fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 97July 23, 2020 3:54 AM

That one 90s song that has the words "Breakfast at Tiffanys" in the lyrics. Awful, awful song.

by Anonymousreply 98July 23, 2020 4:18 AM

the first i thought of was Come on Eileen, but i'm not from the UK so have no real nostalgic attachment to it.

High Hopes is an INSTANT radio channel change. Really, anything by that band. He YELLS his lyrics all the time.

Single Ladies...ugh, same thing, i'll change the station after the first line. Actually, also anything by Beyonce.

NEVER understood the love for What's Up for the reasons the other poster said - horrible song, screeching vocals. why??

Proud to be an American and Daughters i put in the same category...cringey and weird.

Anything by Chicago, Lizzo and Katy Perry. All of these songs) can die in a fire and nothing of substance would be lost.

by Anonymousreply 99July 23, 2020 5:36 AM

The song “Steal My Sunshine” by Len. That song causes shingles.

by Anonymousreply 100July 23, 2020 5:43 AM

Anything by Queen, especially Bohemian Rhapsody and Under Pressure. I just don't get the never-ending love for this shit band and their shit songs.

by Anonymousreply 101July 23, 2020 6:17 AM

There’s a song that begins like a blown horn shouting out “One Step Beyond!” And then goes into frantic saxophone riffs that causes me instant anxiety and hate. I don’t even know what it is or who sings it.

by Anonymousreply 102July 23, 2020 6:20 AM

"Happy Together" by The Turtles.

by Anonymousreply 103July 23, 2020 7:45 AM

80% of what's been listed minus Queen and The Police/Sting, whom I love. "Achy Breaky" and "Celebration" are the worst offenders.

by Anonymousreply 104July 23, 2020 8:20 AM

Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing

Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy

by Anonymousreply 105July 23, 2020 8:27 AM

EVERYthing by Journey and the Eagles and Lionel Richie and Billie Joel = HATE.

I Got Ya by Joe Tex

Don't Go Breakin' My Heart by Elton & Kiki

Margaritaville--Buffet

Escape (piña colada song)

by Anonymousreply 106July 23, 2020 9:11 AM

R95 Such a wily genius, that Sting...

Heard this one in CVS the other day. Beyond awful.

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by Anonymousreply 107July 23, 2020 12:57 PM

R102 That would be Madness, “One Step Beyond.”

Maybe seeing the charming lads will change your mind! Suggs the singer is just adorable.

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by Anonymousreply 108July 23, 2020 12:58 PM

Christina Perri - A Thousand Years

My doctors office plays this constantly, and it's maddening.

by Anonymousreply 109July 23, 2020 2:45 PM

Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon. The Ah-Oohs got annoying fast.

by Anonymousreply 110July 23, 2020 3:27 PM

I love Elbow, but I loathe One Day Like This with the fire of a thousand suns.

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by Anonymousreply 111July 23, 2020 5:27 PM

This is Whitney's worst number one song for me.

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by Anonymousreply 112July 23, 2020 5:43 PM

[quote] Christina Perri - A Thousand Years

Even worse is "Jar of Hearts".

by Anonymousreply 113July 23, 2020 5:44 PM

"Africa" by Toto

by Anonymousreply 114July 23, 2020 5:51 PM

"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey.

by Anonymousreply 115July 23, 2020 5:53 PM

Wow, can’t understand the hate for Wanna Dance with Somebody. It’s one of my favorites by her and the definition of exuberance and I think one of her most fun videos where they almost make her look like she’s dancing. Is it more about it’s almost gay anthem status (Love, Simon) that there’s blow back about it?

by Anonymousreply 116July 23, 2020 6:02 PM

R116, no, it's just a song that was so overplayed on oldies radio in my youth that I can't stand it. I think Whitney has much better songs that are underappreciated in comparison--"Saving All My Love", "How Will I know", "All The Man that I Need", etc.

by Anonymousreply 117July 23, 2020 6:03 PM

I'll just go ahead and say: All of them, every goddamned one.

At worst I won't be off by one or two songs that I don't really, really hate but I'll happily take that risk.

by Anonymousreply 118July 23, 2020 6:42 PM

[quote]"What's Up" by 4 Non-Blondes. Horrible song, made even more unlistenable by Linda Perry's howling lead vocal.

I totally understand your position, but the song is a guilty pleasure for me.

by Anonymousreply 119July 23, 2020 8:21 PM

Might as Well be Waling on the sun/Hey Now you’re a Rockstar

I believe that Children are the Future

Born to be Wild

by Anonymousreply 120July 23, 2020 8:21 PM

Secret Lovers - Atlantic Starr

Here and Now - Luther Vandross

Afternoon Delight - Starlight Vocal Band

Celebrate - Kool & The Gang

by Anonymousreply 121July 23, 2020 8:53 PM

WE BUILT THIS CITY. If you want to understand the difference between the 60s and 80s, listen to this after listening to "White Rabbit" or "Somebody to Love" (all three are from the same basic band).

by Anonymousreply 122July 23, 2020 8:55 PM

"This is my fight song, take back my life song...."

by Anonymousreply 123July 23, 2020 8:56 PM

Anything by the Smiths or Morrissey. He's such a twat.

by Anonymousreply 124July 23, 2020 9:18 PM

Anything by Ed Sheeran. Blah

by Anonymousreply 125July 23, 2020 9:22 PM

I Wanna Dance With Somebody is great because of Whitney's voice, like all of her songs.

All I hear is her voice, it's upbeat but not annoyingly so. It's not a great song, but her voice makes it great.

Accapella link and that's what I hear when I hear the song.

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by Anonymousreply 126July 23, 2020 9:25 PM

Don't tell me, r49 is a Madonna fan right?

by Anonymousreply 127July 23, 2020 9:33 PM

You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift

by Anonymousreply 128July 23, 2020 9:33 PM

Any of the songs from Dirty Dancing, they all suck.

by Anonymousreply 129July 23, 2020 9:35 PM

That stupid Kid Rock song that samples "Werewolf of London"

by Anonymousreply 130July 23, 2020 9:37 PM

Most are good choices, and a few I actually like (When Doves Cry; I Wanna Dance With Somebody), but I live in Europe and boy, do they have bad taste in popular music. I'll spare you the literally thousands upon thousands of disposable dance music that have ruled the charts on this continent for decades, as well as the toil of Eurovision winners through the years.

Northern Europeans (Scandinavians, Dutch, Germans ...) don't like to sing in their own languages yet they are TERRIBLE at writing lyrics in English, whatever the genre. Many don't make sense. That aside, it's the cheese I can't stand. A few off the top of my head:

Michael Learns To Rock (A Danish Band that will smother you with schmaltz. Ugh!).

Wind of Change - Scorpions

A-ha - Cry Wolf

Maria Magdalena - Sandra

The Final Countdown - Europe

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by Anonymousreply 131July 23, 2020 9:53 PM

r129 "Be My Baby" does not suck. In fact, it is one of the best songs of all time.

You are not invited to be my baby.

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by Anonymousreply 132July 23, 2020 11:35 PM

The Greatest Love Of All

by Anonymousreply 133July 24, 2020 12:54 AM

"Troglodyte" by the Jimmy Castor Bunch "Jack and Diane" by John Cougar "Imagine" by John Lennon "nothing But Heartaches" The Supremes "Love Hangover" Diana Ross "American Pie" Madonna

by Anonymousreply 134July 24, 2020 1:09 AM

"Troglodyte" by the Jimmy Castor Bunch "Jack and Diane" by John Cougar "Imagine" by John Lennon "nothing But Heartaches" The Supremes "Love Hangover" Diana Ross "American Pie" Madonna

by Anonymousreply 135July 24, 2020 1:09 AM

I’ve never minded that Y.M.C.A song, r1.

I remember some old biddy who was a homophobe singing the lyrics when it came on the radio and not realising that it is all about cruising and gay butt sex.,,

by Anonymousreply 136July 24, 2020 1:52 AM

That “Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog” song. Really grates.

Also, “I won’t back down, no I won’t back down.” I think that one is Tom Petty. I don’t like his voice or any of his songs.

by Anonymousreply 137July 24, 2020 3:28 AM

Loathe this song. Worst lyrics, even more insipid than Sting’s.

Never understood the appeal of the Talking Heads, or Bryne’s voice, except for Burning Down the House.

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by Anonymousreply 138July 24, 2020 3:31 AM

Anything by Ariana Grande. Her voices grates.

by Anonymousreply 139July 24, 2020 3:38 AM

Years ago my friend and I came up with a list of classic rock songs you never wanted to hear again.

Stairway to Heaven

Lola

Freebird

Bohemian Rhapsody

Hotel California

Layla

Let it Be/Hey Jude

Yes they are all long songs which probably has something to do with it.

by Anonymousreply 140July 24, 2020 3:55 AM

R140, please add Smells like Teen Spirit to that list. I'm tired of hearing how groundbreaking it is.

by Anonymousreply 141July 24, 2020 3:58 AM

"These Dreams" by Heart.

"Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith.

by Anonymousreply 142July 24, 2020 4:02 AM

Hey Jude is heaven to my ears. I can’t hear it enough.

by Anonymousreply 143July 24, 2020 4:13 AM

You’re Beautiful - James Blunt

My Way - Frank Sinatra

The Sounds of Silence -Simon and Garfunkel

Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar

by Anonymousreply 144July 24, 2020 4:25 AM

ANYTHING by Smashing Pumpkins, Billy Corgan has one of the most annoying voices in rock. His voice is grating, nasally, whiny and just plain horrific. His voice literally makes my ears hurt. How did this band ever make it?

Bob Dylan is Pavarotti compared to this dude!

by Anonymousreply 145July 24, 2020 4:34 AM

That horrible song from the CLOSER film, "I Cant Take My Eyes Off You" by Damien Rice.

by Anonymousreply 146July 24, 2020 4:36 AM

I can’t believe no one has mentioned that shitty Canadian rock band With the ugly lead singer called Nickelback.

by Anonymousreply 147July 24, 2020 4:41 AM

Everything by Prince. He died. He died in an elevator. Move on already! Also fug.

by Anonymousreply 148July 24, 2020 4:42 AM

“(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life”

by Anonymousreply 149July 24, 2020 4:45 AM

I Can't Wait - Nu Shooz

by Anonymousreply 150July 24, 2020 4:50 AM

"I Just Called To Say I Love You" by Stevie Wonder

by Anonymousreply 151July 24, 2020 4:54 AM

Rock Me Amadeus - Falco

by Anonymousreply 152July 24, 2020 5:20 AM

Having My Baby...vomit inducing and it's not morning sickness.

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by Anonymousreply 153July 24, 2020 6:47 AM

Better Days

by Anonymousreply 154July 24, 2020 6:59 AM

R68. You motherfucker! That song still SLAPS.

by Anonymousreply 155July 24, 2020 10:01 AM

"We Are Young" by Fun

by Anonymousreply 156July 24, 2020 10:21 AM

I absolutely loathe "Sweet Home Alabama".

by Anonymousreply 157July 24, 2020 11:57 AM

Somebody That I Used To Know - Goyte

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by Anonymousreply 158July 24, 2020 3:39 PM

The Pina Colada Song

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by Anonymousreply 159July 24, 2020 3:45 PM

This is the worst song of the 20th century.

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by Anonymousreply 160July 24, 2020 3:57 PM

Did anyone mention "Gloria" by Laura Branigan ? Jesus Christ, a shit song sung by the Worst voice ever. Nails On The Chalkboard.

by Anonymousreply 161July 24, 2020 4:18 PM

I used to know a queen who loved that song, r161.

He used to play it all the time - no joke - whenever he had friends round to socialise.

by Anonymousreply 162July 24, 2020 4:45 PM

I go to a bar/restaurant that plays this song all the time. It bugs the shit out of me. Btw, I thought she was singing "No boots"

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by Anonymousreply 163July 24, 2020 4:53 PM

This singer has a really annoying voice

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by Anonymousreply 164July 24, 2020 4:53 PM

R164, she's Rob Schneider's daughter lol

by Anonymousreply 165July 24, 2020 5:21 PM

Well I guess if we are throwing novelty songs onto the list, Weird Al Yankovich’s entire oeuvre should be here.

by Anonymousreply 166July 24, 2020 6:11 PM

OK, you people who take issue with Gloria, are you sure it’s not a Laura Brannigan thing instead of a Gloria thing? Here it is in its original Italian.

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by Anonymousreply 167July 24, 2020 6:19 PM

You Light Up My Life...the worst ballad ever made.

by Anonymousreply 168July 24, 2020 6:23 PM

[quote] I go to a bar/restaurant that plays this song all the time. It bugs the shit out of me. Btw, I thought she was singing "No boots"

That's how every "alternative" song sounds now.

by Anonymousreply 169July 24, 2020 6:23 PM

I tend to hate any song that white people dance to at social events. That includes Celebration but also includes Old Time Rock n Roll, Shout!, The Twist, YMCA, and Hey Macarena.

Yes, I admit I’m no fun. Please don’t invite me to your wedding.

by Anonymousreply 170July 24, 2020 6:27 PM

Near. Far. Wherever you are. *SCREAMS*

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by Anonymousreply 171July 24, 2020 6:31 PM

Anything from Helen Lawson’s hip hop CD, My Saggy Pillows.

by Anonymousreply 172July 24, 2020 11:40 PM

[quote]This singer has a really annoying voice

At least Elle King isn't living off whatever money her daddy Rob Schneider saved from his days on SNL. I think she has a pretty good voice, it's unique, in a good way, not in an annoying way.

by Anonymousreply 173July 25, 2020 3:04 AM

Really? To me she sounds like every other female singers. So many female singers have that annoying baby voice.

by Anonymousreply 174July 25, 2020 3:53 AM

Mony Mony - annoying AF and not even an actual song. It's tuneless dreck for karaoke bars and basic-bitch wedding receptions - who wants to see grandma gettin' her groove on to "ride the pony"...

by Anonymousreply 175July 25, 2020 4:42 AM

Informer, by Snow (1993)

by Anonymousreply 176July 25, 2020 4:45 AM

A whole bunch of you sons of bitches are itching to get straight-up slapped--Three-Stooges style. Line the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 177July 25, 2020 10:09 AM

That theme music that Benny Hill plays when farcically chasing around buxom girls always sets me on edge and makes me grate my teeth. Which is interesting because I always like game show music like Spanish Flea otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 178July 25, 2020 10:20 AM

Head to Toe, by Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam with Full Force (1987).

by Anonymousreply 179July 25, 2020 5:44 PM

Pretty much all 80s music sucked.

by Anonymousreply 180July 25, 2020 5:49 PM

Just about anything by Train makes me want to kill something. “Your lipstick stain, on the front lobe of my left side brain. . .” Also something about untrimmed chest hair. Beyond stupid.

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by Anonymousreply 181July 25, 2020 6:33 PM

Train is Frau music, that’s why it works so well on TV commercials. They love it.

by Anonymousreply 182July 25, 2020 7:07 PM

That "you be the prince and I'll be the princess" song from Taylor Swift

by Anonymousreply 183July 25, 2020 7:28 PM

Back for Good.

by Anonymousreply 184July 25, 2020 10:15 PM

R183 No the dumbest line in that song is ‘Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter.” And the song ends up a live happily ever after one. Taylor obviously never got to high school English in her education

by Anonymousreply 185July 25, 2020 10:22 PM

Head Over Heels, by Tears for Fears (1985).

by Anonymousreply 186July 25, 2020 10:28 PM

LADY IN RED, Chris De Burgh.

by Anonymousreply 187July 25, 2020 10:29 PM

Almost all of the songs from Thriller. All overplayed to death and annoying as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 188July 25, 2020 10:29 PM

R29 Thank you! That song is musical constipation.

by Anonymousreply 189July 25, 2020 10:44 PM

Jump from The Pointer Sisters...

by Anonymousreply 190July 26, 2020 12:00 AM

Holding Back the Years, by Simply Red (1986).

by Anonymousreply 191July 26, 2020 1:24 AM

WE ARE FAMILY! It's the most annoying repetitious piece of shit song ever written.

by Anonymousreply 192July 26, 2020 2:18 AM

Puttin' on the Ritz, by Taco.

by Anonymousreply 193July 26, 2020 2:22 AM

Any synthesized interpretations of classical music. Tacky.

by Anonymousreply 194July 26, 2020 2:33 AM

One Sweet Day, Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men. The definition of schlock. It topped the charts for like 16 weeks but it isn't even fondly remembered. For good reason.

by Anonymousreply 195July 26, 2020 3:49 AM

"She Works Hard for the Money" by Donna Summer. I love Donna and she has recorded some junk but this annoying song must be her nadir.

by Anonymousreply 196July 26, 2020 4:28 AM

Girls on Film by Duran Duran is pure feces.

by Anonymousreply 197July 26, 2020 4:35 AM

HATE “Tom’s Diner” by Susanne Vega

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by Anonymousreply 198July 26, 2020 4:35 AM

Oh and anything by Macy Gray. I do not like her voice/singing style. I know it is different, but it grates.

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by Anonymousreply 199July 26, 2020 4:38 AM

He's a Bad Mammy Jammer

by Anonymousreply 200July 26, 2020 4:43 AM

Danny Boy. Even Maude sang that with No, No Nanette Fabray at their college reunion!

by Anonymousreply 201July 26, 2020 4:45 AM

November Rain - GunsN Roses.

by Anonymousreply 202July 26, 2020 4:51 AM

'Eye of the Tiger' is the fucking worst! I also don't like 'Time of My Life' and 'Fame'.

Gypsy Woman by Crystal Waters is another.

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by Anonymousreply 203July 26, 2020 8:20 PM

R167, no. The songs sucks, Branigan sucks and this guys singing it doesn't help it s reputation at all. Another horrific song: "Loving You" by Minnie Riperton.

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by Anonymousreply 204July 26, 2020 8:56 PM

The Look, by Roxette (1989).

by Anonymousreply 205July 26, 2020 9:16 PM

Salt N Pepa, Shoop. The lyrics just sound awkward.

by Anonymousreply 206July 26, 2020 9:27 PM

Mary J Blige, Real Love. Just a really irritating song.

by Anonymousreply 207July 26, 2020 9:28 PM

Anything by Taylor Swift.

by Anonymousreply 208July 26, 2020 10:09 PM

Anything by Taylor Dayne.

by Anonymousreply 209July 26, 2020 10:22 PM

I'll take "Tell it to my heart" over any of Taylor Swift's songs any day.

by Anonymousreply 210July 26, 2020 10:32 PM

“Woman in Love” by Barbra Streisand. Great tune and voice, horrible lyrics. And for that matter, “you don’t bring me flowers anymore” and “Guilty”. My sister used to play these all the time, so I never became a Barbara fanboy.

by Anonymousreply 211July 26, 2020 10:35 PM

[QUOTE] The definition of schlock. It topped the charts for like 16 weeks but it isn't even fondly remembered

lots of reasons. First of all, WAY too much miasma. Second, this signaled Mariah’s departure from her whiteness and her dive into R&B. Her white listeners were uncomfortable seeing her surrounded by leering back men, putting their hands on her and shouting their soul all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 212July 26, 2020 11:26 PM

R212, actually, Vision of Love and her second album Emotions were soul/R&B. But when Emotions didn't do as well as Mottola hoped, he told Mariah to stop hitting so many high notes and sing more MOR material. Hence, Music Box, the most bland album to ever sell over 10 million copies ever. I"m actually amazed he gave in and let her sing with ODB on the Fantasy Remix. Speaking of which, the album version of Fantasy has aged like milk. Everyone remembers the remix, not the original.

by Anonymousreply 213July 26, 2020 11:30 PM

I don’t remember the Fantasy remix, just whatever version it was they made the video from. I remember one of Dream Lover remixes though, you couldn’t go to a club or Fire Island without hearing it.

by Anonymousreply 214July 27, 2020 1:39 AM

Don't Worry, Be Happy (1988)

by Anonymousreply 215July 27, 2020 2:04 AM

R214, the video version is without ODB I think.

by Anonymousreply 216July 27, 2020 2:18 AM

This. Makes my ears bleed.

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by Anonymousreply 217July 27, 2020 2:41 AM

Pony

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by Anonymousreply 218July 27, 2020 2:46 AM

R218, Magic Mike made me hate that song.

by Anonymousreply 219July 27, 2020 3:34 AM

Everything by Bobby Brown.

by Anonymousreply 220July 27, 2020 3:38 AM

R190: I never had a problem with that song until Procter & Gamble used it to sell Bounce fabric softener and used that homophobic bitch Cissy Houston instead of the Pointers, who were endorsing Diet Coke at the time.

by Anonymousreply 221July 27, 2020 3:39 AM

I want to put a plastic bag over my head everytime I hear Staying Alive but What's Up takes this thread.

by Anonymousreply 222July 27, 2020 4:19 AM

R219: Magic Mike made me like that song (within context only)😋

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by Anonymousreply 223July 27, 2020 4:36 AM

r171, I was at a department store, with this song playing, and when she hit the high note, overheard two old ladies say, "She's going to burst a blood vessel", which I will always remember when I hear this song.

For me, any song by Shakira because they process her voice so much, it actually sounds like a whining machine noise to me, and it hurts my ears.

And that, "Cake by the Ocean" song...uuuggghh

by Anonymousreply 224July 27, 2020 2:34 PM

Houston's version of "I Will Always Love You". I can't listen to it one more time. I just...

by Anonymousreply 225July 27, 2020 2:43 PM

Dance Monkey

by Anonymousreply 226July 27, 2020 10:21 PM

R225. I love I Will Always Love You. The most perfect vocal of any song, if you ask me.

by Anonymousreply 227July 27, 2020 10:56 PM

MacArthurs Park

by Anonymousreply 228July 27, 2020 11:07 PM

I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany (1987).

by Anonymousreply 229July 27, 2020 11:42 PM

Pretty much anything that was popular in the late 90s and early 2000s was total crap to begin with and has gotten even worse with age. It’s like they gave up trying to make popular music sound good the moment Kurt Cobain died.

by Anonymousreply 230July 28, 2020 12:51 AM

Pretty much anything that was popular in the late 90s and early 2000s was total crap to begin with and has gotten even worse with age. It’s like they gave up trying to make popular music sound good the moment Kurt Cobain died.

by Anonymousreply 231July 28, 2020 12:51 AM

Foolish Beat, by Debbie Gibson (1988).

by Anonymousreply 232July 28, 2020 12:54 AM

It must have been love

by Anonymousreply 233July 28, 2020 1:20 PM

I've never cared for this one, and it still plays at wedding receptions

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by Anonymousreply 234July 28, 2020 1:43 PM

Oh I hate anything by Mumford and Sons. Their music makes med want to punch people.

by Anonymousreply 235July 28, 2020 2:10 PM

Strut, by Sheena Easton

by Anonymousreply 236July 28, 2020 4:41 PM

A lot of these songs seem to be on the list of songs that get white people turnt.

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by Anonymousreply 237July 28, 2020 6:43 PM

The friends theme song.

by Anonymousreply 238July 28, 2020 6:58 PM

R238: That show damaged sitcoms, killed soap operas, and destroyed the art of the TV theme song as we know it. Now most shows do not even have theme songs.

If Kurt Cobain not already killed himself earlier that year, this might’ve pushed him over the edge. It’s the sort of song that makes you wish rock ‘n’ roll had never been invented.

by Anonymousreply 239July 28, 2020 7:16 PM

R239 Did it cause breast milk to dry up and grown men made sterile as well?

by Anonymousreply 240July 28, 2020 7:24 PM

Thank You for Being a Friend

by Anonymousreply 241July 28, 2020 7:25 PM

[quote] Emotions were soul/R&B. But when Emotions didn't do as well as Mottola hoped, he told Mariah to stop hitting so many high notes and sing more MOR material.

I wished they had released TIL THE END OF TIME as a single. It’s a gorgeous ballad. I think that it borrows a melody from a classical music piece but not sure which one.

by Anonymousreply 242July 28, 2020 7:48 PM

R242, Emotions was a great album, maybe her best along with Merry Christmas. It's way better than Music Box.

by Anonymousreply 243July 28, 2020 7:52 PM

[quote]That show ... killed soap operas

O.J. Simpson killed soap operas.

by Anonymousreply 244July 28, 2020 9:07 PM

That’s the excuse they use but I am not buying it. But once they saw that you could be a hit and still fucking suck, they stopped trying to be good.

by Anonymousreply 245July 28, 2020 10:56 PM

^ That's a matter of opinion. What "sucks" to one person is awesome to another

by Anonymousreply 246July 28, 2020 11:06 PM

Shake It Off is largely tuneless and dull. I liked a few Taylor Swift songs before that, but Shake It Off killed my interest in her.

by Anonymousreply 247July 28, 2020 11:32 PM

That Taylor Swift song that goes, Me me me.....Ugh!

by Anonymousreply 248July 29, 2020 12:29 AM

R247: And it's repetitive, R247. Don't forget repetitive.

by Anonymousreply 249July 29, 2020 12:30 AM

Yes r243...Music Box had three decent songs. The rest of it was throwaway filler.

by Anonymousreply 250July 29, 2020 12:32 AM

[quote][R239] Did it cause breast milk to dry up and grown men made sterile as well?

The sponsors did that.

by Anonymousreply 251July 29, 2020 12:35 AM

R248: yes! That song was her nadir. She is boring most of the time but that particular song was dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 252July 29, 2020 12:37 AM

Aren't all her songs basically all about "Me! Me! Me!"?

by Anonymousreply 253July 29, 2020 12:38 AM

^ Maybe, but you could say the same for 90% of singers

by Anonymousreply 254July 29, 2020 12:49 AM

But even more so for her because she dates men just so she can dump them and write about it in a song.

by Anonymousreply 255July 29, 2020 12:52 AM

Cruel Summer, by Bananarama.

by Anonymousreply 256July 29, 2020 1:01 AM

R246: That kind of artistic relativism is why we are in the mess we are in today.

by Anonymousreply 257July 29, 2020 1:06 AM

R257, you must be confusing opinions with facts

by Anonymousreply 258July 29, 2020 1:12 AM

Nope, when an opinion is backed up by evidence, then it becomes fact.

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by Anonymousreply 259July 29, 2020 1:14 AM

You're opinion isn't "evidence"

by Anonymousreply 260July 29, 2020 1:40 AM

most things by the Eagles. it seems like every road trip i have ever taken begins with Creedence and ends with the Eagles. i don't dislike the songs, but have heard them more in one lifetime than anyone should have to endure.

Gloria Estefan & anything. ditto half of Whitney Houston, regardless of how amazing she was.

all songs by M. Jackson. they all seem like double entendres to me now.

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by Anonymousreply 261July 29, 2020 3:00 AM

R261 I have no idea how the Eagles Greatest Hits album is the second-best selling album of all time. To me it's like musical Sominex.

by Anonymousreply 262July 30, 2020 12:40 AM

R261 I have no idea how the Eagles Greatest Hits album is the second-best selling album of all time. To me it's like musical Sominex.

by Anonymousreply 263July 30, 2020 12:40 AM

R256 Cruel Summer was not a SAW song. It was written by Bananarama with producers Tony Swain and Steve Jolley for their second album. They didn’t start working with SAW until they asked them to produce Venus on their third album.

by Anonymousreply 264July 30, 2020 2:04 AM

That Eagles compilation is back up to Numero Uno, R262-63. Sold 36 million, versus 33 million for the "Thriller" pedophile.

by Anonymousreply 265July 30, 2020 3:22 AM

R265, but globally, Thriller is still number one. And Bad is in the top 5 as well. And Dangerous is in the top 20. Jesus, all this love for a man who slept with children and never changed his sound. I don't understand why he was treated like a rock star AFTER thr 80s. He got weirder and more gross.

by Anonymousreply 266July 30, 2020 3:24 AM
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