Super Popular Songs That Work Your Nerves
A thread dedicated to 80s songs contains several songs that have been played all my life and which I can’t stand.
SO with that in mind, post songs here that people seem to love and you just can’t understand why.
I’ll start with “Celebration.” This has been played all my life at gatherings and parties of all kinds, and it’s one of those songs that reliably annoys me.
What popular songs bother you?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 266 | July 30, 2020 3:24 AM
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Yup. Popular at gatherings, especially sporting events and I cringe at hearing it though I have to admit it's funny to see it being performed by people who have no idea what the meaning of the song is.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | May 14, 2020 1:01 PM
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Endless Love. I REFUSE to link to any video of that fucking song.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 14, 2020 1:03 PM
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Proud to Be an American—Lee Greenwood 🤢
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 14, 2020 1:11 PM
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ANYTHING by Rod Stewart. Do I have the right decade ,even?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 14, 2020 1:16 PM
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God, my list is sheer endless (and yes, Endless Love is on it too). Off the top of my head:
- Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
- Maneater - Hall & Oates
- the entire soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever
- Dancing on the Ceiling and Three Times a Lady - Lionel Ritchie
- anything by Phil Collins
- anything by Diana Ross (sorry, DL!)
- anything by The Carpenters (again, sorry)
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 14, 2020 1:37 PM
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I'm with R4 on Rod Stewart. Every song I've ever heard by him has plucked my nerves.
This song doesn't really fit my parameters of songs that are still popular and played during gatherings, but MY GOD, since early childhood its chorus has made me cringe.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 6 | May 14, 2020 1:50 PM
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I Wanna Dance With Somebody
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 14, 2020 2:22 PM
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Slightly less annoying than the one above, but still annoys me.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | May 14, 2020 3:38 PM
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How do these songs become party standards, anyway?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 15 | May 14, 2020 3:39 PM
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R5 likes nothing, then he pats himself on the back as a music lover.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 14, 2020 3:44 PM
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Yes, because liking schlock is the sure sign of a true music lover, r16.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 14, 2020 5:04 PM
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We Built This City on Rock and Roll
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 14, 2020 5:06 PM
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We Will Rock You - Queen
Hotel California - The Eagles
Come on Eileen - Dexy’s...
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
London Calling - The Clash ( A band I love and followed around the country in the late 70s but gets played way too much when London is featured in a film, tv show or ad ).
.... and many, many more.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 14, 2020 5:34 PM
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I actually really like all the songs you list, r19. But yes, some of them are very overplayed (not Come on Eileen, though).
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 14, 2020 5:39 PM
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Every single fucking song from Thriller except for "Want to be Starting Something".
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 14, 2020 5:47 PM
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We Are The World and Do They Know It's Christmas
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 14, 2020 5:47 PM
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Anything by Sia. Thanks for making the seal voice popular, cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 14, 2020 5:48 PM
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Escapade, Janet Jackson. Fucking annoying and dated as fuck.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | May 14, 2020 5:57 PM
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I'll Plant My Own Tree by Helen Lawson
Makes me wanna set myself on fire.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 26 | May 14, 2020 7:50 PM
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Not sure when it first came out, We Are Family, really grinds my gears!
Most music is repetitious, but this schlock isn't even a good type of repetitious.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 14, 2020 7:56 PM
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I loathe the ubiquitous Don’t Stop Believin’
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 14, 2020 8:02 PM
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My vote for most annoying pop song ever. It sounds like a video game glitch that keeps repeating, over and over again.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | May 14, 2020 8:13 PM
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"work your nerves" is an understatement
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 30 | May 14, 2020 8:20 PM
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This is probably the worst of all their songs, which is saying something. All their songs suck.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | May 14, 2020 8:25 PM
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Bennie and the Jets makes my ears bleed.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 14, 2020 8:27 PM
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Pussy Control (anything by Prince, really), and I'll second Wanna Dance with Somebody. So many great hits by her and that's what gets played endlessly?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 14, 2020 8:38 PM
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Wanna Dance with Somebody isn't even an example of GOOD 80s pop. It's not one of Whitney's better songs. Yet like others have said, it gets played constantly.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 14, 2020 8:53 PM
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People who just post a link without a title work my nerves. Ain't nobody got time to click on all your damn links!
Achy Breaky Heart by Garth Brooks
What's Up by 4 Non Blondes
Anything by the Spice Girls or Blackeyed Peas
Rockstar by Smashmouth
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 14, 2020 8:54 PM
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Edith Piaf - Je hais les dimanches
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 14, 2020 9:00 PM
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I Wanna Dance with Somebody has a clunky blockiness about everything and it's kind of charming for that. It seems like a song put together and performed by 8 year olds play-acting as big record producers.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 14, 2020 9:02 PM
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Agree with Don't Stop Believin' --- it was great for a while until it wasn't.
Free Bird- Lynrd Skynrd
Almost all of the overplayed Doors songs (Light My Fire, Love Her Madly, LA Woman, etc.)
Welcome to the Jungle
Someone that I Used To Know -Gotye
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 14, 2020 9:05 PM
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"Brave" (Sara Bareilles)
"Take Me to Church" (Hozier)
Everything Rihanna ever did
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 14, 2020 9:08 PM
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R41 I've never gotten why Hozier is so popular.
Mamma Mia and Dancing Queen are two of ABBA's worst, and of course their most popular.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 14, 2020 9:14 PM
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I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor. I like disco just fine but this one seems to have been singled out as the quintessential disco song and thus has been overplayed for 40 years. Same for Dancing Queen as noted above, because it's THE ABBA song its been played to death.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 14, 2020 9:18 PM
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Gloria by Laura Brannigan. Awful hot mess of a song that makes me want to rub a cheese grater on my ears.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 14, 2020 11:31 PM
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I live in Jersey and I don’t think I’ve ever been to a party event where Don’t Stop Believing plays, but I don’t mind because it reminds me of Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci having sex in an alley in Monster.
I’ve hated Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira since 2005 and it makes my brain bleed whenever it’s played at a gathering. And no, I won’t be linking it.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 14, 2020 11:43 PM
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We're the Kids in America by Kim Wilde is shrill and has no real melody.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 14, 2020 11:47 PM
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"Downtown" by Macklemore. The beat's all jagged, it never really falls into a rhythm, Macklemore sucks in general, it has no point besides DOWNtown... Hate hate hate it.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 27, 2020 1:15 AM
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This song is considered a classic by some. It has 3 billion views on youtube--let that sink in. THIS piece of shit song has 3 billion views!!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 48 | May 27, 2020 1:33 AM
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All things disco.
All things Whitney.
All things Janet.
All things Journey.
Natalie showboating. / shrieking her way through "This Will Be."
And that "Achy Breaky Heart" abortion was foisted upon us by Miley's talentless daddy, and NOT that Chris Gaines cretin, R36. Are you SERIOUSLY this stupid?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 27, 2020 1:35 AM
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I fucking HATE Lizzo's Good As Hell. It seems to finally be fading as the go-to straight girl anthem of choice but sweet Jeebus it was everywhere for awhile.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 50 | May 27, 2020 1:41 AM
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This song sucked before 9/11, but once 9/11 happened, this song was played non fucking stop!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 51 | May 27, 2020 1:42 AM
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This song was all over the place when I was in high school.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 52 | May 27, 2020 1:43 AM
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This is the kind of song that’s always played in CVS.
Pompous lyrics and no melody.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 53 | May 27, 2020 1:51 AM
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[quote]This is the kind of song that’s always played in CVS
LMAO, perfect!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 27, 2020 1:53 AM
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R53, even worse was Desert Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 27, 2020 2:05 AM
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R55 I see your Desert Rose and raise you a Cowboy Song.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 56 | May 27, 2020 2:08 AM
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Anything by Billy Joel. He really sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 27, 2020 2:10 AM
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Now Playing at Walgreens:
Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn" - I'd post a link, but I'll spare you people the pain.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 27, 2020 2:14 AM
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Facebook has resurrected The Beatles' All Together Now to advertise some Zoom-like feature. I know The Beatles are supposed to be above criticism but that song is barely Wings quality.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 59 | May 27, 2020 2:16 AM
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R56, remember the awful Fields of Gold? That was another pointless, irritating song by Sting. Family Guy did a good parody of Sting's music.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 61 | May 27, 2020 2:36 AM
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I used to live next to an outdoor wedding reception venue. I had to hear (almost) EVERY song listed above EVERY evening between 6pm -10pm during Spring ,Summer and Fall for 12 YEARS. If I ever meet Kool & tha Gang or Sister Sledge I will strangle them.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 27, 2020 2:36 AM
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r62 Why did you stay so long? I don't think I could take that.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 27, 2020 2:51 AM
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Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger. Ugh. I must say I find it very satisfying to hate on that song because I find Adam Levine so ugly, and he's said to be a major douchebag. It's one of those rare instances in life where everything just makes sense.
And I second Hips Don't Lie. I like Shakira,but I'm always embarrassed for her when I hear that one or the other stupid Waka Waka song.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 27, 2020 2:55 AM
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Moves Like Jagger is when I started disliking Maroon 5. It was the beginning of the end for them. After that, they started releasing all these shitty "dance" pop singles.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 27, 2020 2:57 AM
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Y’all must’ve been fun at parties.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 27, 2020 2:58 AM
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This is probably the worst Maroon 5 song. From that "ooooo ooo oo ooo ooo oo oo oo" thing Adam Levine does to the awful attempt at reggae.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 67 | May 27, 2020 2:58 AM
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OK, this song may be worse than Single Ladies. I had to hear it at my parents parties growing up. It was annoying then and it is fucking annoying and dated now.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 68 | May 27, 2020 3:04 AM
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The flutes in this song always annoyed the shit out of me. Ditto to the rest of the soundtrack.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 69 | May 27, 2020 3:12 AM
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Prince - When Doves Cry. Shit song with annoying vocals and cheesy, cheap-sounding instrumentation, zero bass and that percussion sound effect makes me want to punch a kitten. Even Weird AL songs featured better musicianship than this crap.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 27, 2020 5:03 AM
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I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry Chapstick. I kissed a girl just to try it. Hope my boyfriend don't mind it. Some twink singer is gonna do a cover of it someday and be seen as an empowered bottom who kisses a girl just try it and his partner is just gonna have to wrap his arms around it.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 27, 2020 5:15 AM
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Daughters and Your body is a wonderland by John Mayer. Barf!
Bad Day by Daniel Powter. Whiny and unpleasant
1985 by bowling for soup. Captures everything depressing about American culture . Melody is also ugly. I can forgive even the worst lyrics if a beautiful melody makes up for it.
Jack and Diane by Mellencamp . See above.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 27, 2020 5:25 AM
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Bohemian Rhapsody. omg....
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 27, 2020 5:30 AM
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I loathe the Your Body is a Wonderland and also that I’m in Love With Your Body song by Ed Sheehan.
Add to that anything by Sheryl Crow. Her lyrics are just so stupid and she sings them as if they were so profound: “He’s got a daughter he calls Easter; she was born on a Tuesday night!” Oh wow. His daughter was born on a Tuesday yet he calls her “Easter.” I wonder why!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 27, 2020 9:53 AM
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Anything Eagles because their hits have just been overplayed for 40+ years. I'd be fine never hearing them ever again.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 27, 2020 1:51 PM
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I know everyone thinks he’s a genius but Paul Simon’s voice grates on me. I hated that whole Graceland album.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 27, 2020 2:01 PM
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R76 You just reminded me, I hate "In the Air Tonight." One of the most 80s songs- in a bad way. Really flat and tuneless.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 27, 2020 2:03 PM
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R77 I don’t like Phil Collins’ songs, except I kind of liked Easy Lover because it evokes a certain time for me.
This Simon song isn’t just annoying, Chevy Chase is totally punchable in the video.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 78 | May 27, 2020 2:05 PM
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Macarena....Love Shack (sorry, B-52s)....Single Ladies....We Are Family....and of course the Hokey Pokey.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 28, 2020 1:40 PM
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Imagine by John Lennon is worse than Hitler.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 28, 2020 1:55 PM
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Eye of the FUCKING TIGER. Though I have to admit the man who wrote the song made good money of it.
The Final Countdown. A former coworker had this as his ringtone.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 28, 2020 2:16 PM
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Don't Worry Be Happy. The perfect song to have on endless play at a suicide.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 28, 2020 2:27 PM
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When you Believe. I always thought it was amusing that there was so much hype for the song when it was after Mariah and Whitney's peak. By then, Whitney's voice was still very good but darker while Mariah's voice was nowhere close to what it was from 1990-1996. It always sounded shrill to me.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 28, 2020 2:31 PM
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The whitest song by the whitest band on earth.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 86 | May 28, 2020 2:35 PM
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Too many to mention. You know them all, and they produce the physical sensation of finger nails scraping across a blackboard.
Since I should name at least one; “We Are the World” comes to mind.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 28, 2020 3:06 PM
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You're The Inspiration by Chicago
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 28, 2020 4:07 PM
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"Upside Down." by Diana Ross. Like nails on a chalkboard.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 28, 2020 4:10 PM
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Every Breath You Take by The Police, a song which is actually about stalking, this song was misconstrued by so many. Some idiots actually thought it was a love song and the song was played at their weddings!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 22, 2020 11:49 PM
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R90, it still is. And I tried to convince my friend recently that it's not a romantic song and they just went "nooooo". They refused to believe it was about stalking.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 23, 2020 12:01 AM
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R85, I hate that song with a passion. Had it been done in 1994-1996, it could have been perfect. But no. It was done when Mariah's voice was shit.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 23, 2020 12:02 AM
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R31 Walkin’ on Sunshine was a great song. It’s just been played out, particularly in movie trailers like “ I Feel Good.”
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 23, 2020 1:07 AM
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I don't know whether to be embarrassed or pleased that I've never even heard of most of the ones from after the 1990s.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 23, 2020 1:10 AM
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[quote][R90], it still is. And I tried to convince my friend recently that it's not a romantic song and they just went "nooooo". They refused to believe it was about stalking.
All your friend has to do is read the lyrics. "I'll be watching you", should be enough to convince them.
Sting said, he set the stalking lyrics to romantic type music on purpose, to trick the fans. He said he knew the song would be misconstrued because the fans were more interested in the music than absorbing the lyrics. He was right!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 23, 2020 2:19 AM
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R29 why would you disrespect a living goddess like that. How bad can your musical taste be.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 23, 2020 2:49 AM
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"What's Up" by 4 Non-Blondes. Horrible song, made even more unlistenable by Linda Perry's howling lead vocal.
"What I Am" by Edie Brickell & the New Bohemians. Sorry, Edie, but "shove me in the shallow water before I get to deep" is a shitty lyric that shouldn't appear even once in a song, let alone repeated 100 times as if it's clever and profound.
"Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder. Fuck his stride, I want to break every bone in his body for inflicting this piece of shit on the world.
"Running with the Night" by Lionel Richie. Lots of Lionel Richie in the posts here, and he deserves it. For me, this was the worst of the worst of all his dreck. Tuneless, hackneyed tripe that was only a big hit because it was released as the follow-up to "All Night Long (All Night)", which was massive. I really hate songs like this, about "the night", like, ooooh, the night, it's soooooo dangerous and dark and sinister, and it's so edgy to, like, be outside after dark actually doing stuff instead of being in bed in our pajamas. Fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 23, 2020 3:54 AM
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That one 90s song that has the words "Breakfast at Tiffanys" in the lyrics. Awful, awful song.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 23, 2020 4:18 AM
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the first i thought of was Come on Eileen, but i'm not from the UK so have no real nostalgic attachment to it.
High Hopes is an INSTANT radio channel change. Really, anything by that band. He YELLS his lyrics all the time.
Single Ladies...ugh, same thing, i'll change the station after the first line. Actually, also anything by Beyonce.
NEVER understood the love for What's Up for the reasons the other poster said - horrible song, screeching vocals. why??
Proud to be an American and Daughters i put in the same category...cringey and weird.
Anything by Chicago, Lizzo and Katy Perry. All of these songs) can die in a fire and nothing of substance would be lost.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 23, 2020 5:36 AM
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The song “Steal My Sunshine” by Len. That song causes shingles.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 23, 2020 5:43 AM
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Anything by Queen, especially Bohemian Rhapsody and Under Pressure. I just don't get the never-ending love for this shit band and their shit songs.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 23, 2020 6:17 AM
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There’s a song that begins like a blown horn shouting out “One Step Beyond!” And then goes into frantic saxophone riffs that causes me instant anxiety and hate. I don’t even know what it is or who sings it.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 23, 2020 6:20 AM
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"Happy Together" by The Turtles.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 23, 2020 7:45 AM
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80% of what's been listed minus Queen and The Police/Sting, whom I love. "Achy Breaky" and "Celebration" are the worst offenders.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 23, 2020 8:20 AM
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Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing
Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 23, 2020 8:27 AM
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EVERYthing by Journey and the Eagles and Lionel Richie and Billie Joel = HATE.
I Got Ya by Joe Tex
Don't Go Breakin' My Heart by Elton & Kiki
Margaritaville--Buffet
Escape (piña colada song)
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 23, 2020 9:11 AM
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R95 Such a wily genius, that Sting...
Heard this one in CVS the other day. Beyond awful.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 107 | July 23, 2020 12:57 PM
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R102 That would be Madness, “One Step Beyond.”
Maybe seeing the charming lads will change your mind! Suggs the singer is just adorable.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 108 | July 23, 2020 12:58 PM
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Christina Perri - A Thousand Years
My doctors office plays this constantly, and it's maddening.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 23, 2020 2:45 PM
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Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon. The Ah-Oohs got annoying fast.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 23, 2020 3:27 PM
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I love Elbow, but I loathe One Day Like This with the fire of a thousand suns.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 111 | July 23, 2020 5:27 PM
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This is Whitney's worst number one song for me.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 112 | July 23, 2020 5:43 PM
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[quote] Christina Perri - A Thousand Years
Even worse is "Jar of Hearts".
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 23, 2020 5:44 PM
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"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 23, 2020 5:53 PM
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Wow, can’t understand the hate for Wanna Dance with Somebody. It’s one of my favorites by her and the definition of exuberance and I think one of her most fun videos where they almost make her look like she’s dancing. Is it more about it’s almost gay anthem status (Love, Simon) that there’s blow back about it?
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 23, 2020 6:02 PM
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R116, no, it's just a song that was so overplayed on oldies radio in my youth that I can't stand it. I think Whitney has much better songs that are underappreciated in comparison--"Saving All My Love", "How Will I know", "All The Man that I Need", etc.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 23, 2020 6:03 PM
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I'll just go ahead and say: All of them, every goddamned one.
At worst I won't be off by one or two songs that I don't really, really hate but I'll happily take that risk.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 23, 2020 6:42 PM
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[quote]"What's Up" by 4 Non-Blondes. Horrible song, made even more unlistenable by Linda Perry's howling lead vocal.
I totally understand your position, but the song is a guilty pleasure for me.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 23, 2020 8:21 PM
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Might as Well be Waling on the sun/Hey Now you’re a Rockstar
I believe that Children are the Future
Born to be Wild
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 23, 2020 8:21 PM
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Secret Lovers - Atlantic Starr
Here and Now - Luther Vandross
Afternoon Delight - Starlight Vocal Band
Celebrate - Kool & The Gang
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 23, 2020 8:53 PM
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WE BUILT THIS CITY. If you want to understand the difference between the 60s and 80s, listen to this after listening to "White Rabbit" or "Somebody to Love" (all three are from the same basic band).
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 23, 2020 8:55 PM
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"This is my fight song, take back my life song...."
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 23, 2020 8:56 PM
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Anything by the Smiths or Morrissey. He's such a twat.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 23, 2020 9:18 PM
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Anything by Ed Sheeran. Blah
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 23, 2020 9:22 PM
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I Wanna Dance With Somebody is great because of Whitney's voice, like all of her songs.
All I hear is her voice, it's upbeat but not annoyingly so. It's not a great song, but her voice makes it great.
Accapella link and that's what I hear when I hear the song.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 126 | July 23, 2020 9:25 PM
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Don't tell me, r49 is a Madonna fan right?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 23, 2020 9:33 PM
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You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 23, 2020 9:33 PM
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Any of the songs from Dirty Dancing, they all suck.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 23, 2020 9:35 PM
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That stupid Kid Rock song that samples "Werewolf of London"
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 23, 2020 9:37 PM
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Most are good choices, and a few I actually like (When Doves Cry; I Wanna Dance With Somebody), but I live in Europe and boy, do they have bad taste in popular music. I'll spare you the literally thousands upon thousands of disposable dance music that have ruled the charts on this continent for decades, as well as the toil of Eurovision winners through the years.
Northern Europeans (Scandinavians, Dutch, Germans ...) don't like to sing in their own languages yet they are TERRIBLE at writing lyrics in English, whatever the genre. Many don't make sense. That aside, it's the cheese I can't stand. A few off the top of my head:
Michael Learns To Rock (A Danish Band that will smother you with schmaltz. Ugh!).
Wind of Change - Scorpions
A-ha - Cry Wolf
Maria Magdalena - Sandra
The Final Countdown - Europe
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 131 | July 23, 2020 9:53 PM
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r129 "Be My Baby" does not suck. In fact, it is one of the best songs of all time.
You are not invited to be my baby.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 132 | July 23, 2020 11:35 PM
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"Troglodyte" by the Jimmy Castor Bunch "Jack and Diane" by John Cougar "Imagine" by John Lennon "nothing But Heartaches" The Supremes "Love Hangover" Diana Ross "American Pie" Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 24, 2020 1:09 AM
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"Troglodyte" by the Jimmy Castor Bunch "Jack and Diane" by John Cougar "Imagine" by John Lennon "nothing But Heartaches" The Supremes "Love Hangover" Diana Ross "American Pie" Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 24, 2020 1:09 AM
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I’ve never minded that Y.M.C.A song, r1.
I remember some old biddy who was a homophobe singing the lyrics when it came on the radio and not realising that it is all about cruising and gay butt sex.,,
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 24, 2020 1:52 AM
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That “Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog” song. Really grates.
Also, “I won’t back down, no I won’t back down.” I think that one is Tom Petty. I don’t like his voice or any of his songs.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 24, 2020 3:28 AM
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Loathe this song. Worst lyrics, even more insipid than Sting’s.
Never understood the appeal of the Talking Heads, or Bryne’s voice, except for Burning Down the House.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 138 | July 24, 2020 3:31 AM
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Anything by Ariana Grande. Her voices grates.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 24, 2020 3:38 AM
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Years ago my friend and I came up with a list of classic rock songs you never wanted to hear again.
Stairway to Heaven
Lola
Freebird
Bohemian Rhapsody
Hotel California
Layla
Let it Be/Hey Jude
Yes they are all long songs which probably has something to do with it.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 24, 2020 3:55 AM
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R140, please add Smells like Teen Spirit to that list. I'm tired of hearing how groundbreaking it is.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 24, 2020 3:58 AM
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"These Dreams" by Heart.
"Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 24, 2020 4:02 AM
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Hey Jude is heaven to my ears. I can’t hear it enough.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 24, 2020 4:13 AM
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You’re Beautiful - James Blunt
My Way - Frank Sinatra
The Sounds of Silence -Simon and Garfunkel
Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 24, 2020 4:25 AM
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ANYTHING by Smashing Pumpkins, Billy Corgan has one of the most annoying voices in rock. His voice is grating, nasally, whiny and just plain horrific. His voice literally makes my ears hurt. How did this band ever make it?
Bob Dylan is Pavarotti compared to this dude!
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 24, 2020 4:34 AM
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That horrible song from the CLOSER film, "I Cant Take My Eyes Off You" by Damien Rice.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 24, 2020 4:36 AM
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I can’t believe no one has mentioned that shitty Canadian rock band With the ugly lead singer called Nickelback.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 24, 2020 4:41 AM
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Everything by Prince. He died. He died in an elevator. Move on already! Also fug.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 24, 2020 4:42 AM
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“(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life”
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 24, 2020 4:45 AM
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"I Just Called To Say I Love You" by Stevie Wonder
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 24, 2020 4:54 AM
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Having My Baby...vomit inducing and it's not morning sickness.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 153 | July 24, 2020 6:47 AM
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R68. You motherfucker! That song still SLAPS.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 24, 2020 10:01 AM
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I absolutely loathe "Sweet Home Alabama".
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 24, 2020 11:57 AM
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Somebody That I Used To Know - Goyte
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 158 | July 24, 2020 3:39 PM
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This is the worst song of the 20th century.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 160 | July 24, 2020 3:57 PM
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Did anyone mention "Gloria" by Laura Branigan ? Jesus Christ, a shit song sung by the Worst voice ever. Nails On The Chalkboard.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 24, 2020 4:18 PM
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I used to know a queen who loved that song, r161.
He used to play it all the time - no joke - whenever he had friends round to socialise.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | July 24, 2020 4:45 PM
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I go to a bar/restaurant that plays this song all the time. It bugs the shit out of me. Btw, I thought she was singing "No boots"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 163 | July 24, 2020 4:53 PM
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This singer has a really annoying voice
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 164 | July 24, 2020 4:53 PM
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R164, she's Rob Schneider's daughter lol
by Anonymous | reply 165 | July 24, 2020 5:21 PM
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Well I guess if we are throwing novelty songs onto the list, Weird Al Yankovich’s entire oeuvre should be here.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 24, 2020 6:11 PM
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OK, you people who take issue with Gloria, are you sure it’s not a Laura Brannigan thing instead of a Gloria thing? Here it is in its original Italian.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 167 | July 24, 2020 6:19 PM
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You Light Up My Life...the worst ballad ever made.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 24, 2020 6:23 PM
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[quote] I go to a bar/restaurant that plays this song all the time. It bugs the shit out of me. Btw, I thought she was singing "No boots"
That's how every "alternative" song sounds now.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 24, 2020 6:23 PM
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I tend to hate any song that white people dance to at social events. That includes Celebration but also includes Old Time Rock n Roll, Shout!, The Twist, YMCA, and Hey Macarena.
Yes, I admit I’m no fun. Please don’t invite me to your wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | July 24, 2020 6:27 PM
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Near. Far. Wherever you are. *SCREAMS*
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 171 | July 24, 2020 6:31 PM
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Anything from Helen Lawson’s hip hop CD, My Saggy Pillows.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 24, 2020 11:40 PM
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[quote]This singer has a really annoying voice
At least Elle King isn't living off whatever money her daddy Rob Schneider saved from his days on SNL. I think she has a pretty good voice, it's unique, in a good way, not in an annoying way.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 25, 2020 3:04 AM
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Really? To me she sounds like every other female singers. So many female singers have that annoying baby voice.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | July 25, 2020 3:53 AM
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Mony Mony - annoying AF and not even an actual song. It's tuneless dreck for karaoke bars and basic-bitch wedding receptions - who wants to see grandma gettin' her groove on to "ride the pony"...
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 25, 2020 4:42 AM
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A whole bunch of you sons of bitches are itching to get straight-up slapped--Three-Stooges style. Line the fuck up.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 25, 2020 10:09 AM
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That theme music that Benny Hill plays when farcically chasing around buxom girls always sets me on edge and makes me grate my teeth. Which is interesting because I always like game show music like Spanish Flea otherwise.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 25, 2020 10:20 AM
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Head to Toe, by Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam with Full Force (1987).
by Anonymous | reply 179 | July 25, 2020 5:44 PM
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Pretty much all 80s music sucked.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | July 25, 2020 5:49 PM
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Just about anything by Train makes me want to kill something. “Your lipstick stain, on the front lobe of my left side brain. . .” Also something about untrimmed chest hair. Beyond stupid.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 181 | July 25, 2020 6:33 PM
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Train is Frau music, that’s why it works so well on TV commercials. They love it.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 25, 2020 7:07 PM
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That "you be the prince and I'll be the princess" song from Taylor Swift
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 25, 2020 7:28 PM
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R183 No the dumbest line in that song is ‘Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter.” And the song ends up a live happily ever after one. Taylor obviously never got to high school English in her education
by Anonymous | reply 185 | July 25, 2020 10:22 PM
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Head Over Heels, by Tears for Fears (1985).
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 25, 2020 10:28 PM
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LADY IN RED, Chris De Burgh.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | July 25, 2020 10:29 PM
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Almost all of the songs from Thriller. All overplayed to death and annoying as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | July 25, 2020 10:29 PM
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R29 Thank you! That song is musical constipation.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | July 25, 2020 10:44 PM
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Jump from The Pointer Sisters...
by Anonymous | reply 190 | July 26, 2020 12:00 AM
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Holding Back the Years, by Simply Red (1986).
by Anonymous | reply 191 | July 26, 2020 1:24 AM
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WE ARE FAMILY! It's the most annoying repetitious piece of shit song ever written.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | July 26, 2020 2:18 AM
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Puttin' on the Ritz, by Taco.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | July 26, 2020 2:22 AM
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Any synthesized interpretations of classical music. Tacky.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | July 26, 2020 2:33 AM
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One Sweet Day, Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men. The definition of schlock. It topped the charts for like 16 weeks but it isn't even fondly remembered. For good reason.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | July 26, 2020 3:49 AM
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"She Works Hard for the Money" by Donna Summer. I love Donna and she has recorded some junk but this annoying song must be her nadir.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | July 26, 2020 4:28 AM
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Girls on Film by Duran Duran is pure feces.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | July 26, 2020 4:35 AM
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HATE “Tom’s Diner” by Susanne Vega
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 198 | July 26, 2020 4:35 AM
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Oh and anything by Macy Gray. I do not like her voice/singing style. I know it is different, but it grates.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 199 | July 26, 2020 4:38 AM
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Danny Boy. Even Maude sang that with No, No Nanette Fabray at their college reunion!
by Anonymous | reply 201 | July 26, 2020 4:45 AM
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November Rain - GunsN Roses.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | July 26, 2020 4:51 AM
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'Eye of the Tiger' is the fucking worst! I also don't like 'Time of My Life' and 'Fame'.
Gypsy Woman by Crystal Waters is another.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 203 | July 26, 2020 8:20 PM
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R167, no. The songs sucks, Branigan sucks and this guys singing it doesn't help it s reputation at all. Another horrific song: "Loving You" by Minnie Riperton.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 204 | July 26, 2020 8:56 PM
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The Look, by Roxette (1989).
by Anonymous | reply 205 | July 26, 2020 9:16 PM
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Salt N Pepa, Shoop. The lyrics just sound awkward.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | July 26, 2020 9:27 PM
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Mary J Blige, Real Love. Just a really irritating song.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | July 26, 2020 9:28 PM
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Anything by Taylor Swift.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | July 26, 2020 10:09 PM
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Anything by Taylor Dayne.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | July 26, 2020 10:22 PM
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I'll take "Tell it to my heart" over any of Taylor Swift's songs any day.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | July 26, 2020 10:32 PM
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“Woman in Love” by Barbra Streisand. Great tune and voice, horrible lyrics. And for that matter, “you don’t bring me flowers anymore” and “Guilty”. My sister used to play these all the time, so I never became a Barbara fanboy.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | July 26, 2020 10:35 PM
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[QUOTE] The definition of schlock. It topped the charts for like 16 weeks but it isn't even fondly remembered
lots of reasons. First of all, WAY too much miasma. Second, this signaled Mariah’s departure from her whiteness and her dive into R&B. Her white listeners were uncomfortable seeing her surrounded by leering back men, putting their hands on her and shouting their soul all over the place.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 26, 2020 11:26 PM
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R212, actually, Vision of Love and her second album Emotions were soul/R&B. But when Emotions didn't do as well as Mottola hoped, he told Mariah to stop hitting so many high notes and sing more MOR material. Hence, Music Box, the most bland album to ever sell over 10 million copies ever. I"m actually amazed he gave in and let her sing with ODB on the Fantasy Remix. Speaking of which, the album version of Fantasy has aged like milk. Everyone remembers the remix, not the original.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 26, 2020 11:30 PM
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I don’t remember the Fantasy remix, just whatever version it was they made the video from. I remember one of Dream Lover remixes though, you couldn’t go to a club or Fire Island without hearing it.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | July 27, 2020 1:39 AM
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Don't Worry, Be Happy (1988)
by Anonymous | reply 215 | July 27, 2020 2:04 AM
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R214, the video version is without ODB I think.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | July 27, 2020 2:18 AM
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This. Makes my ears bleed.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 217 | July 27, 2020 2:41 AM
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R218, Magic Mike made me hate that song.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | July 27, 2020 3:34 AM
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Everything by Bobby Brown.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | July 27, 2020 3:38 AM
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R190: I never had a problem with that song until Procter & Gamble used it to sell Bounce fabric softener and used that homophobic bitch Cissy Houston instead of the Pointers, who were endorsing Diet Coke at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | July 27, 2020 3:39 AM
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I want to put a plastic bag over my head everytime I hear Staying Alive but What's Up takes this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | July 27, 2020 4:19 AM
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R219: Magic Mike made me like that song (within context only)😋
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 223 | July 27, 2020 4:36 AM
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r171, I was at a department store, with this song playing, and when she hit the high note, overheard two old ladies say, "She's going to burst a blood vessel", which I will always remember when I hear this song.
For me, any song by Shakira because they process her voice so much, it actually sounds like a whining machine noise to me, and it hurts my ears.
And that, "Cake by the Ocean" song...uuuggghh
by Anonymous | reply 224 | July 27, 2020 2:34 PM
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Houston's version of "I Will Always Love You". I can't listen to it one more time. I just...
by Anonymous | reply 225 | July 27, 2020 2:43 PM
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R225. I love I Will Always Love You. The most perfect vocal of any song, if you ask me.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | July 27, 2020 10:56 PM
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I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany (1987).
by Anonymous | reply 229 | July 27, 2020 11:42 PM
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Pretty much anything that was popular in the late 90s and early 2000s was total crap to begin with and has gotten even worse with age. It’s like they gave up trying to make popular music sound good the moment Kurt Cobain died.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | July 28, 2020 12:51 AM
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Pretty much anything that was popular in the late 90s and early 2000s was total crap to begin with and has gotten even worse with age. It’s like they gave up trying to make popular music sound good the moment Kurt Cobain died.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | July 28, 2020 12:51 AM
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Foolish Beat, by Debbie Gibson (1988).
by Anonymous | reply 232 | July 28, 2020 12:54 AM
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I've never cared for this one, and it still plays at wedding receptions
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 234 | July 28, 2020 1:43 PM
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Oh I hate anything by Mumford and Sons. Their music makes med want to punch people.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | July 28, 2020 2:10 PM
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A lot of these songs seem to be on the list of songs that get white people turnt.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 237 | July 28, 2020 6:43 PM
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R238: That show damaged sitcoms, killed soap operas, and destroyed the art of the TV theme song as we know it. Now most shows do not even have theme songs.
If Kurt Cobain not already killed himself earlier that year, this might’ve pushed him over the edge. It’s the sort of song that makes you wish rock ‘n’ roll had never been invented.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | July 28, 2020 7:16 PM
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R239 Did it cause breast milk to dry up and grown men made sterile as well?
by Anonymous | reply 240 | July 28, 2020 7:24 PM
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Thank You for Being a Friend
by Anonymous | reply 241 | July 28, 2020 7:25 PM
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[quote] Emotions were soul/R&B. But when Emotions didn't do as well as Mottola hoped, he told Mariah to stop hitting so many high notes and sing more MOR material.
I wished they had released TIL THE END OF TIME as a single. It’s a gorgeous ballad. I think that it borrows a melody from a classical music piece but not sure which one.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | July 28, 2020 7:48 PM
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R242, Emotions was a great album, maybe her best along with Merry Christmas. It's way better than Music Box.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | July 28, 2020 7:52 PM
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[quote]That show ... killed soap operas
O.J. Simpson killed soap operas.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | July 28, 2020 9:07 PM
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That’s the excuse they use but I am not buying it. But once they saw that you could be a hit and still fucking suck, they stopped trying to be good.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | July 28, 2020 10:56 PM
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^ That's a matter of opinion. What "sucks" to one person is awesome to another
by Anonymous | reply 246 | July 28, 2020 11:06 PM
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Shake It Off is largely tuneless and dull. I liked a few Taylor Swift songs before that, but Shake It Off killed my interest in her.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | July 28, 2020 11:32 PM
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That Taylor Swift song that goes, Me me me.....Ugh!
by Anonymous | reply 248 | July 29, 2020 12:29 AM
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R247: And it's repetitive, R247. Don't forget repetitive.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | July 29, 2020 12:30 AM
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Yes r243...Music Box had three decent songs. The rest of it was throwaway filler.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | July 29, 2020 12:32 AM
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[quote][R239] Did it cause breast milk to dry up and grown men made sterile as well?
The sponsors did that.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | July 29, 2020 12:35 AM
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R248: yes! That song was her nadir. She is boring most of the time but that particular song was dreadful.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | July 29, 2020 12:37 AM
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Aren't all her songs basically all about "Me! Me! Me!"?
by Anonymous | reply 253 | July 29, 2020 12:38 AM
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^ Maybe, but you could say the same for 90% of singers
by Anonymous | reply 254 | July 29, 2020 12:49 AM
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But even more so for her because she dates men just so she can dump them and write about it in a song.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | July 29, 2020 12:52 AM
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Cruel Summer, by Bananarama.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 29, 2020 1:01 AM
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R246: That kind of artistic relativism is why we are in the mess we are in today.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | July 29, 2020 1:06 AM
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R257, you must be confusing opinions with facts
by Anonymous | reply 258 | July 29, 2020 1:12 AM
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Nope, when an opinion is backed up by evidence, then it becomes fact.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 259 | July 29, 2020 1:14 AM
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You're opinion isn't "evidence"
by Anonymous | reply 260 | July 29, 2020 1:40 AM
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most things by the Eagles. it seems like every road trip i have ever taken begins with Creedence and ends with the Eagles. i don't dislike the songs, but have heard them more in one lifetime than anyone should have to endure.
Gloria Estefan & anything. ditto half of Whitney Houston, regardless of how amazing she was.
all songs by M. Jackson. they all seem like double entendres to me now.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 261 | July 29, 2020 3:00 AM
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R261 I have no idea how the Eagles Greatest Hits album is the second-best selling album of all time. To me it's like musical Sominex.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | July 30, 2020 12:40 AM
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R261 I have no idea how the Eagles Greatest Hits album is the second-best selling album of all time. To me it's like musical Sominex.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | July 30, 2020 12:40 AM
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R256 Cruel Summer was not a SAW song. It was written by Bananarama with producers Tony Swain and Steve Jolley for their second album. They didn’t start working with SAW until they asked them to produce Venus on their third album.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | July 30, 2020 2:04 AM
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That Eagles compilation is back up to Numero Uno, R262-63. Sold 36 million, versus 33 million for the "Thriller" pedophile.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | July 30, 2020 3:22 AM
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R265, but globally, Thriller is still number one. And Bad is in the top 5 as well. And Dangerous is in the top 20. Jesus, all this love for a man who slept with children and never changed his sound. I don't understand why he was treated like a rock star AFTER thr 80s. He got weirder and more gross.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | July 30, 2020 3:24 AM
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