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Horror in Two Words

Levitating piranhas

Murder hornets

Jalapeño condoms

Any more?

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Carpeted bathrooms

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Jump scares

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President Pence

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Any mirror.

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Clogged toilets

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Lysol syringe 💉

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Sorry, I'm ESL. I thought you wanted examples of horror-movie clichés.

Eternal lockdown

Starring Madonna

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Donald Trump

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President Trump.

Ghosts, vampires, zombies and werewolves are all obvious. Doesn't stop them from scaring you.

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Trump Voters

Auto-Tune

Reality TV

y'All

Frau Thread

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Glenn Close

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I’ll cheat a bit here as “papercut” is two words, but:

Papercut eyeball and Papercut glans.

Ever since I was a kid just the thought of either of those two injuries happening gave me the chills.

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Trump re-elected

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Flat champagne.

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Clorox Martini

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Torn ballsack

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Brett Kavanaugh

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Deplorable Zombies

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Hallmark's Riverdale

President Kardashian / Kanye / West

Knotty Pine

Offsite Link
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R19 Put a little effort into it, okay?

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Anaesthetic failed

Torn frenulum

Teenage poetry

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Moscow Olympics

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Or Wuhan Olympics--take your pick

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Challenger Deep!!

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America's Sweetheart

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Be Best!

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Unclean asshole

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Caftans, earrings

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For r20

Ignore Tab

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Carnivorous giraffe

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Komodo dragon

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Family reunion.

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President McConnell.

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Uncut dick

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Wet Market

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Neapolitan Penis

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Burned Champagne

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Duchess Meghan

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Explosive Diarrhea

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Ingested Drano

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Four more

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earrings

caftans

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Cash bar.

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SHADY PINES

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Limb dick

Dirty hole

Last roll

Prime Time

Post rejected

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JOAN CRAWFORD

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BETTY WHITE

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LUCY/MAME

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Bumpy Ride

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FAYE DUNAWAY

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Fully-loaded potato

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Second term

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spotted dick

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PREMATURE EJACULATION

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WET FART

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Boris Johnson.

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Last call.

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Prolapsed rectum

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Transaction declined

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sucking prolapse

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Republican majority

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Trumpster Fire

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Nude Lens!

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Vagina Candle

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Lena Dunham

Courtney Love

Whoopi Goldberg

Roseanne Barr

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other people

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Head Cheese

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Caftan Sale

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R53 / R67 How about a dinner party featuring Spotted Dick and Head Cheese?

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Rectum dentata

Mutilated dong

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Millennial Friend

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Lupone, nude!

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Request denied

Insufficient funds

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Data Lounge

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Free buffet

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Testicular torsion

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Granny porn

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Bifurcated penis

Offsite Link
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Tuna Helper

Cyclopian Encephaly

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Evangelical Christian

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R72 - Excuse me?!

Offsite Link
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Prenuptial agreement.

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Average people.

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Republican victory.

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Lesbian Drama

(You brought a U-Haul? It's our first date!)

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Wintour’s pubes

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Bachelorette party

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Ben Carson

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Flatulent masseuse

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Cheryl’s pussy

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Ellen DeGeneres

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Covid19 Semen

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President Kushner

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Satan Claus

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No MTV

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Suspicious lump

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Chrissy Nude

Offsite Link
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No manager

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weight gain

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Klan Grannies

Hillary Clinton

Polyester blend

Sold out

Artificial flavor

Dat's rayciss!

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Butch Lesbian

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Cruise Ship

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Bat Soup

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Vocal Fry

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Razorblade Firepole

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Bill Maher

Sarah Silverman

Gwyneth Paltrow

Quentin Tarantino

Kevin Spacey

Peter Bogdanovich

Woody Allen

Roman Polanski

Ellen Degeneres

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R106 You're an idiot.

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Jarvanka Sextape

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NO DEPENDS

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Economy Saver

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Dog Act

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Anal Leakage

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Two Fists

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Fresh Frozen

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dick cheese

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R107, you obviously have no idea what the definition of "horror" is. In other words, you're an idiot.

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Gargoyle neighbor

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Karen Tranny

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Prehensile penis

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Fluorescent lighting.

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K-Pop.

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Termite infestation

Chernobyl children

Non binary

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