Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Horror in Two Words

Levitating piranhas

Murder hornets

Jalapeño condoms

Any more?

by Anonymousreply 122May 22, 2020 10:28 PM

Carpeted bathrooms

by Anonymousreply 1May 13, 2020 4:41 PM

Jump scares

by Anonymousreply 2May 13, 2020 4:44 PM

President Pence

by Anonymousreply 3May 13, 2020 4:45 PM

Any mirror.

by Anonymousreply 4May 13, 2020 4:45 PM

Clogged toilets

by Anonymousreply 5May 13, 2020 4:45 PM

Lysol syringe 💉

by Anonymousreply 6May 13, 2020 4:47 PM

Sorry, I'm ESL. I thought you wanted examples of horror-movie clichés.

Eternal lockdown

Starring Madonna

by Anonymousreply 7May 13, 2020 4:47 PM

Donald Trump

by Anonymousreply 8May 13, 2020 4:47 PM

President Trump.

Ghosts, vampires, zombies and werewolves are all obvious. Doesn't stop them from scaring you.

by Anonymousreply 9May 13, 2020 4:52 PM

Trump Voters

Auto-Tune

Reality TV

y'All

Frau Thread

by Anonymousreply 10May 13, 2020 4:52 PM

Glenn Close

by Anonymousreply 11May 13, 2020 4:54 PM

I’ll cheat a bit here as “papercut” is two words, but:

Papercut eyeball and Papercut glans.

Ever since I was a kid just the thought of either of those two injuries happening gave me the chills.

by Anonymousreply 12May 13, 2020 4:56 PM

Trump re-elected

by Anonymousreply 13May 13, 2020 5:00 PM

Flat champagne.

by Anonymousreply 14May 13, 2020 5:00 PM

Clorox Martini

by Anonymousreply 15May 13, 2020 5:00 PM

Torn ballsack

by Anonymousreply 16May 13, 2020 5:06 PM

Brett Kavanaugh

by Anonymousreply 17May 13, 2020 5:14 PM

Deplorable Zombies

by Anonymousreply 18May 13, 2020 5:14 PM

Hallmark's Riverdale

President Kardashian / Kanye / West

Knotty Pine

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 19May 13, 2020 5:20 PM

R19 Put a little effort into it, okay?

by Anonymousreply 20May 13, 2020 5:21 PM

Anaesthetic failed

Torn frenulum

Teenage poetry

by Anonymousreply 21May 13, 2020 5:23 PM

Moscow Olympics

by Anonymousreply 22May 13, 2020 5:24 PM

Or Wuhan Olympics--take your pick

by Anonymousreply 23May 13, 2020 5:24 PM

Challenger Deep!!

by Anonymousreply 24May 13, 2020 5:25 PM

America's Sweetheart

by Anonymousreply 25May 13, 2020 5:28 PM

Be Best!

by Anonymousreply 26May 13, 2020 5:38 PM

Unclean asshole

by Anonymousreply 27May 13, 2020 5:38 PM

Caftans, earrings

by Anonymousreply 28May 13, 2020 5:40 PM

For r20

Ignore Tab

by Anonymousreply 29May 13, 2020 5:45 PM

Carnivorous giraffe

by Anonymousreply 30May 13, 2020 5:53 PM

Komodo dragon

by Anonymousreply 31May 13, 2020 6:14 PM

Family reunion.

by Anonymousreply 32May 13, 2020 6:20 PM

President McConnell.

by Anonymousreply 33May 13, 2020 6:23 PM

Uncut dick

by Anonymousreply 34May 13, 2020 6:58 PM

Wet Market

by Anonymousreply 35May 13, 2020 7:06 PM

Neapolitan Penis

by Anonymousreply 36May 13, 2020 7:06 PM

Burned Champagne

by Anonymousreply 37May 13, 2020 7:10 PM

Duchess Meghan

by Anonymousreply 38May 13, 2020 7:14 PM

Explosive Diarrhea

by Anonymousreply 39May 13, 2020 7:16 PM

Ingested Drano

by Anonymousreply 40May 13, 2020 7:17 PM

Four more

by Anonymousreply 41May 13, 2020 7:20 PM

earrings

caftans

by Anonymousreply 42May 13, 2020 7:21 PM

Cash bar.

by Anonymousreply 43May 13, 2020 7:23 PM

SHADY PINES

by Anonymousreply 44May 13, 2020 7:24 PM

Limb dick

Dirty hole

Last roll

Prime Time

Post rejected

by Anonymousreply 45May 13, 2020 7:25 PM

JOAN CRAWFORD

by Anonymousreply 46May 13, 2020 7:25 PM

BETTY WHITE

by Anonymousreply 47May 13, 2020 7:26 PM

LUCY/MAME

by Anonymousreply 48May 13, 2020 7:26 PM

Bumpy Ride

by Anonymousreply 49May 13, 2020 7:26 PM

FAYE DUNAWAY

by Anonymousreply 50May 13, 2020 7:26 PM

Fully-loaded potato

by Anonymousreply 51May 13, 2020 7:27 PM

Second term

by Anonymousreply 52May 13, 2020 7:29 PM

spotted dick

by Anonymousreply 53May 13, 2020 7:30 PM

PREMATURE EJACULATION

by Anonymousreply 54May 13, 2020 7:31 PM

WET FART

by Anonymousreply 55May 13, 2020 7:31 PM

Boris Johnson.

by Anonymousreply 56May 13, 2020 7:32 PM

Last call.

by Anonymousreply 57May 13, 2020 7:33 PM

Prolapsed rectum

by Anonymousreply 58May 13, 2020 7:33 PM

Transaction declined

by Anonymousreply 59May 13, 2020 7:37 PM

sucking prolapse

by Anonymousreply 60May 13, 2020 7:37 PM

Republican majority

by Anonymousreply 61May 13, 2020 7:43 PM

Trumpster Fire

by Anonymousreply 62May 13, 2020 7:45 PM

Nude Lens!

by Anonymousreply 63May 13, 2020 7:46 PM

Vagina Candle

by Anonymousreply 64May 13, 2020 7:47 PM

Lena Dunham

Courtney Love

Whoopi Goldberg

Roseanne Barr

by Anonymousreply 65May 13, 2020 7:49 PM

other people

by Anonymousreply 66May 13, 2020 7:50 PM

Head Cheese

by Anonymousreply 67May 13, 2020 8:00 PM

Caftan Sale

by Anonymousreply 68May 13, 2020 8:01 PM

R53 / R67 How about a dinner party featuring Spotted Dick and Head Cheese?

by Anonymousreply 69May 13, 2020 8:03 PM

Rectum dentata

Mutilated dong

by Anonymousreply 70May 13, 2020 8:09 PM

Millennial Friend

by Anonymousreply 71May 13, 2020 8:22 PM

Lupone, nude!

by Anonymousreply 72May 13, 2020 8:31 PM

Request denied

Insufficient funds

by Anonymousreply 73May 13, 2020 8:35 PM

Data Lounge

by Anonymousreply 74May 13, 2020 8:40 PM

Free buffet

by Anonymousreply 75May 13, 2020 8:41 PM

Testicular torsion

by Anonymousreply 76May 13, 2020 8:42 PM

Granny porn

by Anonymousreply 77May 13, 2020 8:42 PM

Bifurcated penis

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 78May 13, 2020 8:54 PM

Tuna Helper

Cyclopian Encephaly

by Anonymousreply 79May 13, 2020 9:19 PM

Evangelical Christian

by Anonymousreply 80May 13, 2020 9:46 PM

R72 - Excuse me?!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 81May 13, 2020 9:47 PM

Prenuptial agreement.

by Anonymousreply 82May 13, 2020 9:49 PM

Average people.

by Anonymousreply 83May 14, 2020 12:24 AM

Republican victory.

by Anonymousreply 84May 14, 2020 2:04 AM

Lesbian Drama

(You brought a U-Haul? It's our first date!)

by Anonymousreply 85May 14, 2020 2:09 AM

Wintour’s pubes

by Anonymousreply 86May 14, 2020 2:41 AM

Bachelorette party

by Anonymousreply 87May 14, 2020 2:54 AM

Ben Carson

by Anonymousreply 88May 14, 2020 2:57 AM

Flatulent masseuse

by Anonymousreply 89May 14, 2020 3:03 AM

Cheryl’s pussy

by Anonymousreply 90May 14, 2020 3:06 AM

Ellen DeGeneres

by Anonymousreply 91May 14, 2020 3:06 AM

Covid19 Semen

by Anonymousreply 92May 14, 2020 3:07 AM

President Kushner

by Anonymousreply 93May 14, 2020 3:07 AM

Satan Claus

by Anonymousreply 94May 14, 2020 3:46 AM

No MTV

by Anonymousreply 95May 14, 2020 3:54 AM

Suspicious lump

by Anonymousreply 96May 14, 2020 3:55 AM

Chrissy Nude

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 97May 14, 2020 3:55 AM

No manager

by Anonymousreply 98May 14, 2020 3:56 AM

weight gain

by Anonymousreply 99May 14, 2020 12:11 PM

Klan Grannies

Hillary Clinton

Polyester blend

Sold out

Artificial flavor

Dat's rayciss!

by Anonymousreply 100May 14, 2020 12:53 PM

Butch Lesbian

by Anonymousreply 101May 14, 2020 1:06 PM

Cruise Ship

by Anonymousreply 102May 14, 2020 1:09 PM

Bat Soup

by Anonymousreply 103May 14, 2020 1:10 PM

Vocal Fry

by Anonymousreply 104May 14, 2020 1:15 PM

Razorblade Firepole

by Anonymousreply 105May 14, 2020 1:19 PM

Bill Maher

Sarah Silverman

Gwyneth Paltrow

Quentin Tarantino

Kevin Spacey

Peter Bogdanovich

Woody Allen

Roman Polanski

Ellen Degeneres

by Anonymousreply 106May 14, 2020 8:02 PM

R106 You're an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 107May 14, 2020 8:09 PM

Jarvanka Sextape

by Anonymousreply 108May 14, 2020 9:10 PM

NO DEPENDS

by Anonymousreply 109May 14, 2020 9:19 PM

Economy Saver

by Anonymousreply 110May 14, 2020 9:27 PM

Dog Act

by Anonymousreply 111May 14, 2020 9:28 PM

Anal Leakage

by Anonymousreply 112May 14, 2020 9:45 PM

Two Fists

by Anonymousreply 113May 14, 2020 9:46 PM

Fresh Frozen

by Anonymousreply 114May 14, 2020 9:48 PM

dick cheese

by Anonymousreply 115May 14, 2020 9:49 PM

R107, you obviously have no idea what the definition of "horror" is. In other words, you're an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 116May 14, 2020 11:06 PM

Gargoyle neighbor

by Anonymousreply 117May 15, 2020 3:32 AM

Karen Tranny

by Anonymousreply 118May 15, 2020 11:23 PM

Prehensile penis

by Anonymousreply 119May 22, 2020 5:54 PM

Fluorescent lighting.

by Anonymousreply 120May 22, 2020 6:30 PM

K-Pop.

by Anonymousreply 121May 22, 2020 8:34 PM

Termite infestation

Chernobyl children

Non binary

by Anonymousreply 122May 22, 2020 10:28 PM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!