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Pick One Celebrity You Wish Would Disappear

Name one celebrity you desperately wish would stop working and disappear.

by Anonymousreply 19306/01/2020

Beyonce

by Anonymousreply 105/11/2020

Kanye West.

by Anonymousreply 205/11/2020

Is DT a celebrity? He's the only one right now I'd like to see permanently disappear.

by Anonymousreply 305/11/2020

Rose McRapeAccu

by Anonymousreply 405/11/2020

Cardi B

by Anonymousreply 505/11/2020

James (Fat-Fuck) Corden.

by Anonymousreply 605/11/2020

Chris Hemsworth.

If I can't have him the no one can.

by Anonymousreply 705/11/2020

Kardashians and Kanye.

by Anonymousreply 805/11/2020

Sam Smith and their pronouns.

by Anonymousreply 905/11/2020

The Cockgobbler

by Anonymousreply 1005/11/2020

Lens Dunham, though I don't think she technically counts as a "celebrity."

by Anonymousreply 1105/11/2020

Dump

by Anonymousreply 1205/11/2020

that fat fuck from Beauty and the Beast and Frozen.

by Anonymousreply 1305/11/2020

Taylor Swift

by Anonymousreply 1405/11/2020

Me-Again

But it won't happen if she can possibly help it.

by Anonymousreply 1505/11/2020

Too many to pick just one, so I’ll say most of them.

by Anonymousreply 1605/11/2020

Megan Markle.

by Anonymousreply 1705/11/2020

Timothy Chalamet

Kylie Kardashian (the others don't bother me)

Ben Affleck's desperate fameball girlfriend

All crying nurses (not a celebrity)

by Anonymousreply 1805/11/2020

yeah, all of em!

by Anonymousreply 1905/11/2020

I'd like to see the Kardashian-Jenner girls lined up against a wall facing a firing squad. Only one rifle has a bullet, randomly selected, and FIRE!

by Anonymousreply 2005/11/2020

^^^ Nah, you have to get them all. Otherwise they'll multiply.

by Anonymousreply 2105/11/2020

Ben Affleck sad-sack ass. I'm tired of his wishy-washy bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 2205/11/2020

Anyone who has an Instagram needs to disappear. Those who have smartly remained off of social media can remain.

by Anonymousreply 2305/11/2020

______(fill in the blank) Kardashian. Doesn’t matter which one as long as their total number is reduced

by Anonymousreply 2405/11/2020

Jon Hamm. Mean ass drunk. Overrated actor. I hate photographers. But my publicist is going to tell them every time I go to the store. But actually I think the smoking and drinking is going to do him in. So another for Ben Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 2505/11/2020

Gosh, this is a tough one: I'm tempted to pick the Harkles (yeah, I know you said *one*), but they're so idiotic & tone deaf, they keep the world tuning in just to see what stupid thing they'd do next. Ditto for Andy Cohen - total asshole, but a sloppy entertaining mess.

by Anonymousreply 2605/11/2020

All celebrity spawn

Willis, Gerber, Hamlin, Aunt Becky's daughters whatever their last name is, Schwarzenegger, Hadid, Osbourne, Consuelos, Pierce Brosnan's sons, Mountbatten-Windsor-Wales et al and any others I missed.

by Anonymousreply 2705/11/2020

(R27) a lot more. But there is so many. And more constantly coming in.

by Anonymousreply 2805/11/2020

[quote] Ben Affleck sad-sack ass. I'm tired of his wishy-washy bullshit.

It's hard to bellieve that Ben Affleck has been parading his sorry ass in front of the paparazzi for twenty years -- first with Jennifer Lopez, then with Jennifer Garner and now with this new gal. There is no more pathetic celebrity anywhere in the world.

by Anonymousreply 2905/11/2020

Chris Cuomo

by Anonymousreply 3005/11/2020

Agree with celebrity spawn.

by Anonymousreply 3105/11/2020

Russell Fucking Brand

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by Anonymousreply 3205/11/2020

Kat Dennings - o wait she's gone.

by Anonymousreply 3305/11/2020

Timothee Chalamet

by Anonymousreply 3405/11/2020

R17, another vote for Meghan Sparkle. Then I can comfort Prince Harry orally.

by Anonymousreply 3505/11/2020

All those trashy Kardashians.

by Anonymousreply 3605/11/2020

It is VERY hard to pick just one, but I'll have to go with George Clooney, who likely pushed a teenager off a cliff in order to conceal whatever he did to the poor guy. Maybe the punishment should fit the crime.

by Anonymousreply 3705/11/2020

Marky Fucking Mark

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by Anonymousreply 3805/11/2020

Angela Lansbury. I can't stand to watch that old woman mugging.

by Anonymousreply 3905/11/2020

Jerry Stiller

Oops.

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by Anonymousreply 4005/11/2020

Tom Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 4105/11/2020

Snookus

by Anonymousreply 4205/11/2020

Demo Moore

by Anonymousreply 4305/11/2020

Madonna

by Anonymousreply 4405/11/2020

Madonna

by Anonymousreply 4505/11/2020

Demo

by Anonymousreply 4605/11/2020

Madonna

by Anonymousreply 4705/11/2020

[quote] Russell Fucking Brand

I thought he had disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 4805/11/2020

Justin Bieber

by Anonymousreply 4905/11/2020

The whole cast of "Modern Family."

by Anonymousreply 5005/11/2020

Apparently quite a few posters here don’t know the meaning of “one”.

by Anonymousreply 5105/11/2020

Amy Schumer

by Anonymousreply 5205/11/2020

Vivian Vance

by Anonymousreply 5305/11/2020

Darren Criss

by Anonymousreply 5405/11/2020

I wish r51 would become famous, so I could pick him.

by Anonymousreply 5505/11/2020

Roseanne.

Is she still considered a celebrity or just a crazy person off her meds?

by Anonymousreply 5605/11/2020

CARDI B. What a talentless trashbox with a stretched-out stinky ol' COOTER.

by Anonymousreply 5705/11/2020

Demo Moore, or Lens Dunham.

by Anonymousreply 5805/11/2020

Chris Pratt, that fake Christian smarmy- faced motherfucker.

by Anonymousreply 5905/11/2020

Ellen.

by Anonymousreply 6005/11/2020

Julia Roberts

by Anonymousreply 6105/11/2020

Demo

by Anonymousreply 6205/11/2020

Drew Brees

by Anonymousreply 6305/11/2020

R48 I wish. In the UK, he’s rebranded himself as an earthy zen holy man, wearing the obligatory manbun whilst baking bread and dispensing pablum about recovery and mindfulness. He’s basically a Frau now.

by Anonymousreply 6405/11/2020

Billie Eilish, please!?!

by Anonymousreply 6505/11/2020

While we're at it, R63, Tom Brady, too.

by Anonymousreply 6605/11/2020

Susan Sarandon

by Anonymousreply 6705/11/2020

Tom Hardy, Logan Marshall Green is hotter

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by Anonymousreply 6805/11/2020

Don't forget Kate Hudson R27.

by Anonymousreply 6905/11/2020

Silly rabbits. The answer is KANYE. If he had Trump’s power he’d be just as evil. Bullshit Christian.

by Anonymousreply 7005/11/2020

Alex Trebek.

by Anonymousreply 7105/11/2020

Two-for-One Special: Both Olsen twins

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by Anonymousreply 7205/11/2020

Whoopie. She's hard to look at. All I think of when I see her is she looks like she shit her pants. And smells like it.

by Anonymousreply 7305/11/2020

Justin Timberlake.

by Anonymousreply 7405/11/2020

Sean Hannity.

by Anonymousreply 7505/11/2020

Jennifer Lawrence

by Anonymousreply 7605/11/2020

Susan fucking Sarandon. Her privileged, elitist views of voting for Trump rather than a Democrat she didn't support in 2016 helped usher the asshole into the Oval Office. I have loved her work, but as person of influence, she is a careless, arrogant fool. And she's at it again this go-round.

by Anonymousreply 7705/11/2020

Kevin Sessums.

by Anonymousreply 7805/11/2020

Kevin is only a celebrity in his own mind and nowhere else.

by Anonymousreply 7905/11/2020

Andy fuck’n Cohen

by Anonymousreply 8005/11/2020

Sharon Osbourne. I can't get the remote fast enough.

by Anonymousreply 8105/11/2020

Elizabeth II

by Anonymousreply 8205/11/2020

Sam 100% Heterosexual Heughan

by Anonymousreply 8305/11/2020

Another for Beyoncé. And her ugly kids.

by Anonymousreply 8405/11/2020

Any Kardashian

by Anonymousreply 8505/11/2020

Jen Garner can take her Bible and her brats and GTFO.

by Anonymousreply 8605/11/2020

We are putting up a fence for privacy so you won't be seeing us at all anymore!

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by Anonymousreply 8705/11/2020

R87 If only that were true.

They'll make sure we see them whether we want to or not.

by Anonymousreply 8805/11/2020

Kevin Hart.

by Anonymousreply 8905/11/2020

Attention whores.

by Anonymousreply 9005/11/2020

Miley Cyrus

by Anonymousreply 9105/11/2020

Chrissy Tiegen

by Anonymousreply 9205/11/2020

David Copperfield

by Anonymousreply 9305/11/2020

One singular sensation.

by Anonymousreply 9405/11/2020

R73 = Shug Avery

by Anonymousreply 9505/11/2020

Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 9605/11/2020

Kim Kardashian- talentless, ugly, boring

by Anonymousreply 9705/11/2020

Taylor Swift

by Anonymousreply 9805/11/2020

Goop

by Anonymousreply 9905/11/2020

Jennifer Aniston and her 90s hair and career.

by Anonymousreply 10005/11/2020

Kerry Washington

by Anonymousreply 10105/11/2020

Princess Diane von Diller.

by Anonymousreply 10205/11/2020

Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 10305/11/2020

Roseanne

by Anonymousreply 10405/11/2020

Iggy Azalea

by Anonymousreply 10505/12/2020

Glenn

by Anonymousreply 10605/12/2020

lmao, who is the cock gobbler?

by Anonymousreply 10705/12/2020

I want to say the whole Kardashian-West-Jenner clan. If I have to pick one, probably Kris the matriarch. If we had gotten rid of her early enough we could be done with them, but adding Kanye to the family complicated matters.

by Anonymousreply 10805/12/2020

R107 Please place your gay card on the table by the door as you leave.

Anal-bleaching candidate, InstaHo, Downton Abbey devotee, aging boy toy and former Congressthing Aaron Schock.

by Anonymousreply 10905/12/2020

How can a person be on this site for more than 10 minutes and not know "cock gobbler?"

by Anonymousreply 11005/12/2020

Anything with the last name Kardashian. I was going to say "that Markle creature," but she's too much fun to read about. It's like watching a train wreck...horrible, but you can't look away.

by Anonymousreply 11105/12/2020

The Kar-crash-Ian family.

by Anonymousreply 11205/12/2020

Rebel Wilson

by Anonymousreply 11305/12/2020

Cunty Chrissy Tiegen over any of the fucking Kardashians, that cunt is insufferable with a totally misplaced superiority complex.

by Anonymousreply 11405/12/2020

Leslie Jones

by Anonymousreply 11505/12/2020

Whoopi Goldberg

by Anonymousreply 11605/12/2020

Roman Polanski. I'm sick of hearing about Roman Fucking Polanski.

by Anonymousreply 11705/12/2020

Judd Apatow

I hate his corny, middle-brow movies about douchebros being douchey and the "smart" pretty women who put up with (love) them, not to mention all the thinly veiled moralizing.

by Anonymousreply 11805/12/2020

Meghan McCain

by Anonymousreply 11905/12/2020

Reese Witherspoon

by Anonymousreply 12005/13/2020

Ed Helms

by Anonymousreply 12105/13/2020

Jim Baker

by Anonymousreply 12205/13/2020

We've had these threads before and honestly, I don't quite get it, because celebrities are easy to avoid. There's plenty of politicians and corrupt journalists and sleazy CEOs that need to disappear long before someone like Lens does. Lens is avoidable and irrelevant.

by Anonymousreply 12305/13/2020

Ben Platt

by Anonymousreply 12405/13/2020

Yungblud

by Anonymousreply 12505/13/2020

Worth repeating. At least I think so.

James (Fat-Fuck) Corden

by Anonymousreply 12605/13/2020

Gwyneth Paltrow

by Anonymousreply 12705/13/2020

Andy Cohen! Fuck! Please make him GO AWAY! This is evil but I wish Covid 19 would have done him in!!!!! I fucking HATE him!

by Anonymousreply 12805/13/2020

Katy Perry

by Anonymousreply 12905/13/2020

Not one vote for Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz?

by Anonymousreply 13005/13/2020

Rebel Wilson. Don't buy the nice fat girl act. She's a major cunt in real life.

by Anonymousreply 13105/13/2020

I'll give you a vote to make Phil McGraw disappear. Major asshole. We don't need him.

Mehmet Oz is ethically challenged, but he's a hot daddy. We can keep him for recreational purposes.

by Anonymousreply 13205/13/2020

Mark Burnett - because he has all the good on Trump being an Adderall addicted pants-shitting racist and he has fought tooth and nail not to get that out.

by Anonymousreply 13305/13/2020

Dr. Pimple Popper

by Anonymousreply 13405/13/2020

Chrissy Teigen. Nasty piece of work.

by Anonymousreply 13505/13/2020

R130 wastes a post and doesn't suggest either of her choices.

Must be the thread monitor trying to eke some posts out of things.

by Anonymousreply 13605/13/2020

Make R136 disappear. Terminal bitcher.

by Anonymousreply 13705/13/2020

Ellen DeGeneres

by Anonymousreply 13805/13/2020

Every celebrity on Instagram. Nothing but attention whores.

by Anonymousreply 13905/14/2020

I hate to grant him his lifelong desperate wish of being considered a "celebrity", but Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 14005/14/2020

Donald Trump

by Anonymousreply 14105/14/2020

Greta. Thunberg

by Anonymousreply 14205/14/2020

Greta Thunberg

by Anonymousreply 14305/14/2020

One?

The racist, sexist, irresponsible imbecile in the White House, whose appeal to an uncritical swath of the American electorate was based on his status as a celebrity host of a scripted, make-believe "business show."

Yes, P.T. Barnum was correct.

by Anonymousreply 14405/14/2020

Hanx.

by Anonymousreply 14505/14/2020

Emma Stone

by Anonymousreply 14605/14/2020

Lidia Bastianich. What a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 14705/14/2020

R140, that's what the imbecile is...a celebrity. Celebrities are celebrated for their fame or infamy. I would not compare the status to talent, ability, intelligence, or virtue. A famous person would be a man like Jonas Salk, but he is famous because of what he accomplished due to all the factors just listed. The imbecile in the White House is famous because he hosted a TV program. Everything was scripted. He's infamous for his chicanery, but that should not be associated with talent et al.

A famous person, like Salk, has substance, but he's not a celebrity. There's little if any substance to celebrity status apart from fame or infamy.

by Anonymousreply 14805/14/2020

Michelle Williams

by Anonymousreply 14905/20/2020

Jessica Chastain

by Anonymousreply 15005/20/2020

Gwyneth Paltrow, because other hateful celebrity women like Meghan Markle and Reese Witherspoon keep imitating her.

by Anonymousreply 15105/20/2020

Anna Wintour, though it will happen soon enough.

by Anonymousreply 15205/20/2020

I'm so fucking tired of Margot Robbie

by Anonymousreply 15305/20/2020

Brie Larson. If God granted me one wish, it would be her.

by Anonymousreply 15405/20/2020

The Donald. Close the shred this is the winner

by Anonymousreply 15505/20/2020

Ya'll realize you can change the channel, avoid the movie or not click on the link right?

by Anonymousreply 15605/20/2020

Oprah

by Anonymousreply 15705/20/2020

Madonna

by Anonymousreply 15805/20/2020

Kimberly Guilfoyle - if she qualifies as a celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 15905/20/2020

Amber Heard, that psycho

by Anonymousreply 16005/20/2020

Madonna

by Anonymousreply 16105/20/2020

James Woods.

by Anonymousreply 16205/20/2020

Susan Sarandon

by Anonymousreply 16305/20/2020

Jonah Hill

by Anonymousreply 16405/20/2020

Jon Voight

by Anonymousreply 16505/20/2020

Sarah Silverman

by Anonymousreply 16605/20/2020

Jaden Smith

by Anonymousreply 16705/20/2020

Jennifer Lopez

by Anonymousreply 16805/20/2020

If God granted me three wishes, Timotay Chalamet would be one of them.

by Anonymousreply 16905/21/2020

William O'Connor.

Alternatively, Matthew Dempsey.

The world doesn't know their names, but sadly we here at Data Lounge do. Poof! Vanish! Go away!

by Anonymousreply 17005/21/2020

I know it's not "one celebrity" but it is one word: Kardashians

by Anonymousreply 17105/21/2020

Mindy Kaling. I’m sure I’m not alone here.

by Anonymousreply 17205/21/2020

Ronan Farrow. Even though he's out, he clearly still is pretending that he's not. Also, all he gives a shit about is women's rights. Never talks about gay rights.

by Anonymousreply 17305/21/2020
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by Anonymousreply 17405/21/2020

I’m so fucking sick and bored of Adam Driver.

by Anonymousreply 17505/21/2020

Charlize Theron

by Anonymousreply 17605/21/2020

Jon ( I am so funny and wonderful) Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 17705/21/2020

Timothee Chalamet

by Anonymousreply 17805/21/2020

Billy Porter

by Anonymousreply 17905/21/2020

The only celebrity who has an impact on my life is Donald Trump, and that is why I wish he’d disappear.

by Anonymousreply 18005/21/2020

Nicole Kidman

by Anonymousreply 18105/24/2020

The entire Kardashian clan, to include Bruce Caitlin Jenner and Kanye West. Yes, I misspelled their names, but I avoided a Google search, on purpose. I don’t want to look at them.

by Anonymousreply 18205/24/2020

Alec Baldwin's wife and her perpetual pregnancy pictures.

by Anonymousreply 18305/24/2020

Lady Gaga!

by Anonymousreply 18405/24/2020

Fucking dumb-ass Cardi B

by Anonymousreply 18505/24/2020

Lizzo. Can't she fall off a stage or something and impale herself on that flute!?

by Anonymousreply 18605/24/2020

Jessica Chastain

by Anonymousreply 18705/25/2020

Joy Ann Reid

by Anonymousreply 18805/25/2020

Rami Malek

by Anonymousreply 18905/29/2020

marlo Thomas is creepy,, according to her hubby

by Anonymousreply 19005/29/2020

Harkles, definitely.

by Anonymousreply 19105/30/2020

Bill Maher

by Anonymousreply 19205/30/2020

Ryan Seacrest. I don't want to wait around for a heart attack or stroke to take him out. It needs to happen now.

by Anonymousreply 19306/01/2020
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