Pick One Celebrity You Wish Would Disappear

Beyonce

Kanye West.

Is DT a celebrity? He's the only one right now I'd like to see permanently disappear.

Rose McRapeAccu

Cardi B

James (Fat-Fuck) Corden.

Chris Hemsworth.

If I can't have him the no one can.

Kardashians and Kanye.

Sam Smith and their pronouns.

The Cockgobbler

Lens Dunham, though I don't think she technically counts as a "celebrity."

Dump

that fat fuck from Beauty and the Beast and Frozen.

Taylor Swift

Me-Again

But it won't happen if she can possibly help it.

Too many to pick just one, so I’ll say most of them.

Megan Markle.

Timothy Chalamet

Kylie Kardashian (the others don't bother me)

Ben Affleck's desperate fameball girlfriend

All crying nurses (not a celebrity)

yeah, all of em!

I'd like to see the Kardashian-Jenner girls lined up against a wall facing a firing squad. Only one rifle has a bullet, randomly selected, and FIRE!

^^^ Nah, you have to get them all. Otherwise they'll multiply.

Ben Affleck sad-sack ass. I'm tired of his wishy-washy bullshit.

Anyone who has an Instagram needs to disappear. Those who have smartly remained off of social media can remain.

______(fill in the blank) Kardashian. Doesn’t matter which one as long as their total number is reduced

Jon Hamm. Mean ass drunk. Overrated actor. I hate photographers. But my publicist is going to tell them every time I go to the store. But actually I think the smoking and drinking is going to do him in. So another for Ben Affleck.

Gosh, this is a tough one: I'm tempted to pick the Harkles (yeah, I know you said *one*), but they're so idiotic & tone deaf, they keep the world tuning in just to see what stupid thing they'd do next. Ditto for Andy Cohen - total asshole, but a sloppy entertaining mess.

All celebrity spawn

Willis, Gerber, Hamlin, Aunt Becky's daughters whatever their last name is, Schwarzenegger, Hadid, Osbourne, Consuelos, Pierce Brosnan's sons, Mountbatten-Windsor-Wales et al and any others I missed.

(R27) a lot more. But there is so many. And more constantly coming in.

[quote] Ben Affleck sad-sack ass. I'm tired of his wishy-washy bullshit.

It's hard to bellieve that Ben Affleck has been parading his sorry ass in front of the paparazzi for twenty years -- first with Jennifer Lopez, then with Jennifer Garner and now with this new gal. There is no more pathetic celebrity anywhere in the world.

Chris Cuomo

Agree with celebrity spawn.

Russell Fucking Brand

Kat Dennings - o wait she's gone.

Timothee Chalamet

R17, another vote for Meghan Sparkle. Then I can comfort Prince Harry orally.

All those trashy Kardashians.

It is VERY hard to pick just one, but I'll have to go with George Clooney, who likely pushed a teenager off a cliff in order to conceal whatever he did to the poor guy. Maybe the punishment should fit the crime.

Marky Fucking Mark

Angela Lansbury. I can't stand to watch that old woman mugging.

Jerry Stiller

Oops.

Tom Cruise.

Snookus

Demo Moore

Madonna

Madonna

Demo

Madonna

[quote] Russell Fucking Brand

I thought he had disappeared.

Justin Bieber

The whole cast of "Modern Family."

Apparently quite a few posters here don’t know the meaning of “one”.

Amy Schumer

Vivian Vance

Darren Criss

I wish r51 would become famous, so I could pick him.

Roseanne.

Is she still considered a celebrity or just a crazy person off her meds?

CARDI B. What a talentless trashbox with a stretched-out stinky ol' COOTER.

Demo Moore, or Lens Dunham.

Chris Pratt, that fake Christian smarmy- faced motherfucker.

Ellen.

Julia Roberts

Demo

Drew Brees

R48 I wish. In the UK, he’s rebranded himself as an earthy zen holy man, wearing the obligatory manbun whilst baking bread and dispensing pablum about recovery and mindfulness. He’s basically a Frau now.

Billie Eilish, please!?!

While we're at it, R63, Tom Brady, too.

Susan Sarandon

Tom Hardy, Logan Marshall Green is hotter

Don't forget Kate Hudson R27.

Silly rabbits. The answer is KANYE. If he had Trump’s power he’d be just as evil. Bullshit Christian.

Alex Trebek.

Two-for-One Special: Both Olsen twins

Whoopie. She's hard to look at. All I think of when I see her is she looks like she shit her pants. And smells like it.

Justin Timberlake.

Sean Hannity.

Jennifer Lawrence

Susan fucking Sarandon. Her privileged, elitist views of voting for Trump rather than a Democrat she didn't support in 2016 helped usher the asshole into the Oval Office. I have loved her work, but as person of influence, she is a careless, arrogant fool. And she's at it again this go-round.

Kevin Sessums.

Kevin is only a celebrity in his own mind and nowhere else.

Andy fuck’n Cohen

Sharon Osbourne. I can't get the remote fast enough.

Elizabeth II

Sam 100% Heterosexual Heughan

Another for Beyoncé. And her ugly kids.

Any Kardashian

Jen Garner can take her Bible and her brats and GTFO.

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R87 If only that were true.

They'll make sure we see them whether we want to or not.

Kevin Hart.

Attention whores.

Miley Cyrus

Chrissy Tiegen

David Copperfield

One singular sensation.

R73 = Shug Avery

Donald Trump.

Kim Kardashian- talentless, ugly, boring

Taylor Swift

Goop

Jennifer Aniston and her 90s hair and career.

Kerry Washington

Princess Diane von Diller.

Donald Trump.

Roseanne

Iggy Azalea

Glenn

lmao, who is the cock gobbler?

I want to say the whole Kardashian-West-Jenner clan. If I have to pick one, probably Kris the matriarch. If we had gotten rid of her early enough we could be done with them, but adding Kanye to the family complicated matters.

R107 Please place your gay card on the table by the door as you leave.

Anal-bleaching candidate, InstaHo, Downton Abbey devotee, aging boy toy and former Congressthing Aaron Schock.

How can a person be on this site for more than 10 minutes and not know "cock gobbler?"

Anything with the last name Kardashian. I was going to say "that Markle creature," but she's too much fun to read about. It's like watching a train wreck...horrible, but you can't look away.

The Kar-crash-Ian family.

Rebel Wilson

Cunty Chrissy Tiegen over any of the fucking Kardashians, that cunt is insufferable with a totally misplaced superiority complex.

Leslie Jones

Whoopi Goldberg

Roman Polanski. I'm sick of hearing about Roman Fucking Polanski.

Judd Apatow

I hate his corny, middle-brow movies about douchebros being douchey and the "smart" pretty women who put up with (love) them, not to mention all the thinly veiled moralizing.

Meghan McCain

Reese Witherspoon

Ed Helms

Jim Baker

We've had these threads before and honestly, I don't quite get it, because celebrities are easy to avoid. There's plenty of politicians and corrupt journalists and sleazy CEOs that need to disappear long before someone like Lens does. Lens is avoidable and irrelevant.

Ben Platt

Yungblud

Worth repeating. At least I think so.

James (Fat-Fuck) Corden

Gwyneth Paltrow

Andy Cohen! Fuck! Please make him GO AWAY! This is evil but I wish Covid 19 would have done him in!!!!! I fucking HATE him!

Katy Perry

Not one vote for Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz?

Rebel Wilson. Don't buy the nice fat girl act. She's a major cunt in real life.

I'll give you a vote to make Phil McGraw disappear. Major asshole. We don't need him.

Mehmet Oz is ethically challenged, but he's a hot daddy. We can keep him for recreational purposes.

Mark Burnett - because he has all the good on Trump being an Adderall addicted pants-shitting racist and he has fought tooth and nail not to get that out.

Dr. Pimple Popper

Chrissy Teigen. Nasty piece of work.

R130 wastes a post and doesn't suggest either of her choices.

Must be the thread monitor trying to eke some posts out of things.

Make R136 disappear. Terminal bitcher.

Ellen DeGeneres

Every celebrity on Instagram. Nothing but attention whores.

I hate to grant him his lifelong desperate wish of being considered a "celebrity", but Donald Trump.

Donald Trump

Greta. Thunberg

Greta Thunberg

One?

The racist, sexist, irresponsible imbecile in the White House, whose appeal to an uncritical swath of the American electorate was based on his status as a celebrity host of a scripted, make-believe "business show."

Yes, P.T. Barnum was correct.

Hanx.

Emma Stone

Lidia Bastianich. What a cunt.

R140, that's what the imbecile is...a celebrity. Celebrities are celebrated for their fame or infamy. I would not compare the status to talent, ability, intelligence, or virtue. A famous person would be a man like Jonas Salk, but he is famous because of what he accomplished due to all the factors just listed. The imbecile in the White House is famous because he hosted a TV program. Everything was scripted. He's infamous for his chicanery, but that should not be associated with talent et al.

A famous person, like Salk, has substance, but he's not a celebrity. There's little if any substance to celebrity status apart from fame or infamy.

Michelle Williams

Jessica Chastain

Gwyneth Paltrow, because other hateful celebrity women like Meghan Markle and Reese Witherspoon keep imitating her.

Anna Wintour, though it will happen soon enough.

I'm so fucking tired of Margot Robbie

Brie Larson. If God granted me one wish, it would be her.

The Donald. Close the shred this is the winner

Ya'll realize you can change the channel, avoid the movie or not click on the link right?

Oprah

Madonna

Kimberly Guilfoyle - if she qualifies as a celebrity.

Amber Heard, that psycho

Madonna

James Woods.

Susan Sarandon

Jonah Hill

Jon Voight

Sarah Silverman

Jaden Smith

Jennifer Lopez

If God granted me three wishes, Timotay Chalamet would be one of them.

William O'Connor.

Alternatively, Matthew Dempsey.

The world doesn't know their names, but sadly we here at Data Lounge do. Poof! Vanish! Go away!

I know it's not "one celebrity" but it is one word: Kardashians

Mindy Kaling. I’m sure I’m not alone here.

Ronan Farrow. Even though he's out, he clearly still is pretending that he's not. Also, all he gives a shit about is women's rights. Never talks about gay rights.

I’m so fucking sick and bored of Adam Driver.

Charlize Theron

Jon ( I am so funny and wonderful) Hamm.

Timothee Chalamet

Billy Porter

The only celebrity who has an impact on my life is Donald Trump, and that is why I wish he’d disappear.

Nicole Kidman

The entire Kardashian clan, to include Bruce Caitlin Jenner and Kanye West. Yes, I misspelled their names, but I avoided a Google search, on purpose. I don’t want to look at them.

Alec Baldwin's wife and her perpetual pregnancy pictures.

Lady Gaga!

Fucking dumb-ass Cardi B

Lizzo. Can't she fall off a stage or something and impale herself on that flute!?

Jessica Chastain

Joy Ann Reid

Rami Malek

marlo Thomas is creepy,, according to her hubby

Harkles, definitely.

Bill Maher

Ryan Seacrest. I don't want to wait around for a heart attack or stroke to take him out. It needs to happen now.