I'm this...Sicilian THING that's been going on for TWO THOUSAND YEARS!
Let's be The Godfather movies.
|by Kay||reply 282||05/26/2020|
I’m the abortion, Michael.
|by Kay||reply 1||05/02/2020|
I'm Sofia Coppola and I ruined the franchise!
|by Kay||reply 2||05/02/2020|
I’m the ACTING!
|by Kay||reply 3||05/02/2020|
I'm Bonasera, about whom Vito can't remember the last time he invited him to his house for a cup of coffee, even though Vito's wife is godmother to his only child.
|by Kay||reply 4||05/02/2020|
I’m the oranges.
|by Kay||reply 5||05/02/2020|
I’m the cannoli.
|by Kay||reply 6||05/02/2020|
I’m Michael’s broken heart.
|by Kay||reply 7||05/02/2020|
I'm Johnny Fontaine, who "comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm."
|by Kay||reply 8||05/02/2020|
I can handle things. I'm smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I'm smart and I want respect!
|by Kay||reply 9||05/02/2020|
[quote] I’m the abortion, Michael.
It's ABORTION, not abortion.
Usually, I hate CAPS in any form, but it's warranted here.
|by Kay||reply 10||05/02/2020|
I’m Senator Pat Geary mispronouncing the name Corleone, and calling Kay “Pat” at Anthony’s party. I’ll take your dirty money, but you can’t have my respect.
|by Kay||reply 11||05/02/2020|
I'M MOE GREENE
|by Kay||reply 12||05/02/2020|
I'm Luca Brasi, sleeping with the fishes.
|by Kay||reply 13||05/02/2020|
I'm the "overrated" tag I deserve.
|by Kay||reply 14||05/02/2020|
You come to me, in my home, where my CHILDREN SLEEP, and post such disrespect, R14?
|by Kay||reply 15||05/02/2020|
I'm Apollonia starting the car
|by Kay||reply 16||05/02/2020|
R15, where they plays with their toooooys.
|by Kay||reply 17||05/02/2020|
[quote] I’m Senator Pat Geary mispronouncing the name Corleone, and calling Kay “Pat” at Anthony’s party. I’ll take your dirty money, but you can’t have my respect.
R11, I remember the senator mispronouncing (on purpose) "Corleone"; I don't remember him calling Kay "Pat." Not doubting your recollection. So disrespectful. He (senator) deserved everything he got (set up in hotel room with dead hooker).
|by Kay||reply 18||05/02/2020|
R14 The films (well, 1 & 2) are very good, it's the rabid fans of them that are insufferable.
|by Kay||reply 19||05/02/2020|
I'm Frank Pentangeli. I don't wanna eat no canapes at a wedding. When my brother shows up from Italy, I no longer want to cooperate with the FBI.
|by Kay||reply 20||05/02/2020|
I'm Michael Corleone renouncing satan
|by Kay||reply 21||05/02/2020|
I'm Clemenza, telling Mikey, "Why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? 'I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die.'"
|by Kay||reply 22||05/02/2020|
I'm Clemenza, telling Mikey, "Why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? 'I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die.'"
|by Kay||reply 23||05/02/2020|
I'm Diane Keaton, the against type not so kooky WASP-y wife of Michael Corleone.
|by Kay||reply 24||05/02/2020|
I'm Lee Strasberg as Hyman Roth in his modest Florida house. Michael Corleone comes to my house for a high-level meeting. I eat my lunch from a TV tray (served by a cheerful, middle-aged lady). I chew up the scenery by placing my leg on the armrest of my chair.
|by Kay||reply 25||05/02/2020|
Tom tosses his cigar away and offers his hand to Pentangeli.
“Don’t worry about anything, Frankie Five Angels.”
“Thanks, Tom. Thanks.”
|by Kay||reply 26||05/02/2020|
I'm the dumb ass trying to collect my lucky hat while being shot at.
|by Kay||reply 27||05/02/2020|
"If you touch my sister again, I'll kill you"
|by Kay||reply 28||05/02/2020|
I'm Michael's broken heart!
|by Kay||reply 29||05/02/2020|
I'm Sonny, getting gunned down at a tollbooth. (SPOILER!)
|by Kay||reply 30||05/02/2020|
No, R29. You are not.
|by Kay||reply 31||05/02/2020|
I'm Diane Keaton enjoying the lasagne
|by Kay||reply 32||05/02/2020|
I'm the nurse. Assassination on my watch, or, push the fucking hospital bed to a different room?
|by Kay||reply 33||05/02/2020|
I'm Robert De Niro's hotness.
|by Kay||reply 34||05/02/2020|
I'm Ingrid Bergman on the The Bells of St. Mary’s poster outside Radio City Music Hall
|by Kay||reply 35||05/02/2020|
I'm on cast make-up and hair. I chose Kay's wigs.
See? You remembered them.
|by Kay||reply 36||05/02/2020|
My offer is this: Nothing.
|by Kay||reply 37||05/02/2020|
Why are you leaving me??
|by Kay||reply 38||05/02/2020|
Nobody wants to be from Godfather III?
|by Kay||reply 39||05/02/2020|
R38, it was a turd.
|by Kay||reply 40||05/02/2020|
I'm Vincente Corleone. I was still alive at the end of GF III.
How about IV?
|by Kay||reply 41||05/02/2020|
I'm Fanucci's gold tooth.
|by Kay||reply 42||05/02/2020|
I’m Tessio. I know every toilet in every single burough.
|by Kay||reply 43||05/02/2020|
I’m Sonny’s cock and I am legend.
|by Kay||reply 44||05/02/2020|
I’m r26, I have no idea how to do a “let’s be” thread.
|by Kay||reply 45||05/02/2020|
I’m Superman and even I know about Sonny’s cock.
|by Kay||reply 46||05/02/2020|
I’m one of the fishes Luca Brasi sleeps with.
Honestly, he’s not that good a lover.
|by Kay||reply 47||05/02/2020|
"The kid is clean, Captain. He's a war hero."
I said that. McCluskey had it coming
|by Kay||reply 48||05/02/2020|
I’m the dingle balls on Pentangeli’s brother’s collar. I’m not sure what culture I hail from.
|by Kay||reply 49||05/02/2020|
I'm the hat Lucy Mancini still is wearing as Sonny is fucking her against the door.
|by Kay||reply 50||05/02/2020|
[quote]I'm the "overrated" tag I deserve.
r14 was Paulie; oh, you won't see him no more!
|by Kay||reply 51||05/02/2020|
I'm Johnny Fontaine and I COULD ACT LIKE A MAN!!!
|by Kay||reply 52||05/02/2020|
I'm Hyman Roth's tuna sandwich.
|by Kay||reply 53||05/02/2020|
I’m the massage therapist.
|by Kay||reply 54||05/02/2020|
I'm Jack Woltz's dirty laundry.
|by Kay||reply 55||05/02/2020|
I’m Moe Greene’s eye. You know the one.
|by Kay||reply 56||05/02/2020|
I'm E-Z Pass, if only Sonny had signed up for me.
|by Kay||reply 57||05/02/2020|
I'm Clemenza's Sunday Sauce.
|by Kay||reply 58||05/02/2020|
I'm US Steel. The mafia is bigger than me.
|by Kay||reply 59||05/02/2020|
I'm Khartoum's head. Look into my dead eyes!
|by Kay||reply 60||05/02/2020|
I'm the poisoned cannolli that somehow cannot be traced back to Talia Shire.
|by Kay||reply 61||05/02/2020|
I'm Anthony, Michael and Kay's crypto-gay son!
|by Kay||reply 62||05/02/2020|
I'm Mama Corleone. I have almost no lines to say because I am apparently not a full human being, despite the fact that every member of the family is closely related to me and talks about me frequently.
|by Kay||reply 63||05/02/2020|
I'm the toll booth operator who ducked when Sonny got hit. God knows how I made it out of that mess alive.
|by Kay||reply 64||05/02/2020|
I'm the cake at Hyman Roth's birthday party. Don't I look delicious?
|by Kay||reply 65||05/02/2020|
I'm the phenomenally ugly Italian-American bobbysoxers, sighing dreamily next to the stage when Johnny Fontane performs at Connie's wedding.
|by Kay||reply 66||05/02/2020|
I'm Enzo, the handsome baker, standing guard outside the hospital. "For your father, for your father."
|by Kay||reply 67||05/02/2020|
I’m the door being closed on Kay by hitman Al Neri, as Clemenza kisses the hand of the new Don Corleone.
|by Kay||reply 68||05/02/2020|
I’m the overrated hype.
|by Kay||reply 69||05/02/2020|
I’m the other door being closed on Kay in the other movie.
|by Kay||reply 70||05/02/2020|
R69, are you also R14?
|by Kay||reply 71||05/02/2020|
I'm Bridget Fonda, 90's It girl and nepotism awardee, in a pointless subplot role in GF III!
|by Kay||reply 72||05/02/2020|
I'm Tom Hagen, the unofficially adopted son of Don Corleone. I went to law school and then immediately became the "family attorney." I actually have no experience as an attorney outside of my Corleone "clients."
First and foremost, though, I am Don Vito Corleone's consigliere. Don Michael Corleone then fires me because, supposedly, I don't know how to be a "war time" consigliere. Smh.
|by Kay||reply 73||05/02/2020|
[quote] when Sonny got hit.
Jesus! Spoiler alert dude!
|by Kay||reply 74||05/03/2020|
I’m the business that we’ve chosen! (hic)
|by Kay||reply 75||05/03/2020|
I'm the subplot about the woman with the giant vagina that was in the novel, but left out of the film.
|by Kay||reply 76||05/03/2020|
“Smaller piece” R65
|by Kay||reply 77||05/03/2020|
I'm the solid gold telephone from AT&T that gets passed around the table in Cuba for all the crooked corporation bosses to admire. I'm shiny and heavy and everyone understands they need to match or surpass the contribution to remain at the 'table' in the future.
|by Kay||reply 78||05/03/2020|
R76: She was a character in the film, I believe, but that plot line was omitted.
|by Kay||reply 79||05/03/2020|
I am the blowing leaves on the Reno compound, dancing to the violins and piano notes while Michael watches Fredo in the boat.
|by Kay||reply 80||05/03/2020|
I'm Troy Donahue as Connie's newest boyfriend, Merle. I get a brief introduction and then fade away.
|by Kay||reply 81||05/03/2020|
I'm the Ellis Island surname change to Corleone, that never really happened.
|by Kay||reply 82||05/03/2020|
R79 She was in the film, hence why I said "subplot." She was the woman Sonny was banging at Connie's wedding. In the third film, it's revealed that she had a child by him. In the books she gets her vag fixed and get married, I think to her doctor, but I'm not 100% sure.
|by Kay||reply 83||05/03/2020|
I'm Connie, at Michael's knees, begging him to forgive Fredo. "He's so helpless."
|by Kay||reply 84||05/03/2020|
I am the pear wrapped in newspaper, purchased after Vito turned down a box of groceries from Signor Abbandando. Carmela says I’m a nice pear.
|by Kay||reply 85||05/03/2020|
R82 I'm second generation Polish. My family's name was changed from Czyczinski to King. The men at Ellis Island were either too busy or too ignorant to care about origins. They assigned names to immigrants the way animal adoption agencies assign names to dogs.
|by Kay||reply 86||05/03/2020|
I'm the undeveloped picture of Barzini. I was tossed to the ground by him after his thug roughed up the photographer and took the negative from him by force.
I was tossed into the garbage after the wedding caterers clean-up crew threw me there.
|by Kay||reply 87||05/03/2020|
I'm Dominic Chianese as Johnny Ola. I was Fredo's link to the 'donkey show' in Cuba and proof to Michael of Fredo's aptitude for lying.
|by Kay||reply 88||05/03/2020|
I'm Tessio. My life can't be spared. I know that to the depths of my heart even before I ask for that.
|by Kay||reply 89||05/03/2020|
But of course the proud Polacks at R86 never bothered to correct their name and change it back, the way thousands of air-headed feather wits and lesbians (I'm looking at YOU, Azure Sky, nee Sheila.) did on a whim.
R86 also absolutely misstates, being a self-victimizing cunt, what happened at Ellis Island. I'm a genealogist and the myth of "animal adopt agency" mistreatment is a lazy, uninformed pose adopted by such nasty shits. Where communication was impossible and records illegible, issues in name recognition were inevitable. Other than that, apart from the burden of large numbers of people involved, records show that the Ellis Island intake staff generally did an excellent job. Two branches of my own family came from parts of Poland and their challenging names made it through just fine.
Idiot. Trying to change the facts because of personal anecdote while never trying to correct the name. Meaning that family heritage meant little to her pack of immigrants - they were, after all, Kings in America.
|by Kay||reply 90||05/03/2020|
I’m all the talk about Sonny’s huge penis from male scriptwriters and directors, which is *strenuously heterosexual* and not in the least bit a homosexual fantasy at all — fuggedaboudid.
|by Kay||reply 91||05/03/2020|
I’m Coppola, pushing my daughter on the world because there was no one available but winona ryder. (Insane).
|by Kay||reply 92||05/03/2020|
We are the curtains blowing on Johnny Ola’s Havana balcony while Bussetta is strangling Ola. My American cousins, known as “drapes,” didn’t do their job at the Reno compound so that’s why all of this revenge, including the murder of Fredo, happened.
|by Kay||reply 93||05/03/2020|
To echo r90's point, I am also a genealogist who has a surname that was changed at Ellis Island, at least according to my great-aunt. Once I learned how to do the research 22 years ago, I learned that not only was my great-grandfather's surname (let's say it was BOIARDI) not changed at Ellis Island, he never changed it at all. His American naturalization papers carried BOIARDI as did his Social Security card, and eventually his death certificate. His nine children, two of whom were born in Europe and were listed with BOIARDI on the passenger list, all carried an English phonetic spelling of the surname (in this example, BOYARDEE). I think the surname change happened when the children were registered for school. My great-grandparents were illiterate, they could not verify registration information, and the school secretary or whomever probably just wrote down what she heard and the new name followed my grandfather and his siblings.
|by Kay||reply 94||05/03/2020|
|by Kay||reply 95||05/03/2020|
I’m your enemies with whom you keep closer than your friends.
|by Kay||reply 96||05/03/2020|
I'm the lovely golden light that the original was filmed in.
I look delicious.
|by Kay||reply 97||05/03/2020|
I'm James Caan's jewfro.
|by Kay||reply 98||05/03/2020|
I'm the pubed pussy that took in Sonny's dick against the door.
|by Kay||reply 99||05/03/2020|
R78 you are an imposter!
It is I, the real “solid gold” United Telegraph and Telephone Company telephone being passed around in 1958 by industry titans looking to bring unfettered corruption and laissez faire capitalism to Cuba.
Since the salivating moguls know I am just a false optic, they pretend I am heavy but in reality I’d weigh about 45 pounds if I was really “solid gold.” Michael and Hyman just toss me as if I’m light as a feather, since they know I’m just a lie and don’t care.
Or the actors misinterpreted me......
|by Kay||reply 100||05/03/2020|
I'm a retired investor living on a pension. I came home to vote in the presidential election because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot.
|by Kay||reply 101||05/03/2020|
I'm the version of Luna mezz'o mare" at Connie's wedding sung by Mama Corleone & and old guy that got everyone in an uproar.
|by Kay||reply 102||05/03/2020|
[quote] Jesus! Spoiler alert dude!
Oh, good Lord. Is there anyone on this thread who hasn’t seen that?
|by Kay||reply 103||05/03/2020|
I'm a mattress.
|by Kay||reply 104||05/03/2020|
Bless your heart, r103.
No, really, bless it.
|by Kay||reply 105||05/03/2020|
I'm the exterminating done to said R104 mattress.
|by Kay||reply 106||05/03/2020|
I'm the clarinet player from the bandstand at Anthony Corleone's lavish First Communion party who, after receiving instructions from Frankie Pentangeli on how to play Italian music, suddenly launched into "Pop Goes The Weasel". Hilarity ensued.
|by Kay||reply 107||05/03/2020|
We are the shallow breaths of air being released by Kay when she says:
“It wasn’t a miscarriage. It was an ABORTION. An abortion Michael! Just like our marriage is an abortion. Something that is unholy and evil! I didn’t want your son Michael. I wouldn’t bring another one of your sons into this world! It was an abortion Michael. It was a son, a son, and I had it killed because THIS MUST ALL END.”
I am also the collective breaths at the 47th Academy Awards being pissed that Diane Keaton wasn’t even nominated for best supporting actress.
|by Kay||reply 108||05/03/2020|
I’m Moe Greene. I made my bones while you were banging cheerleaders.
|by Kay||reply 109||05/03/2020|
I'm the cotton balls in Brando's cheeks.
|by Kay||reply 110||05/04/2020|
The Godfather INSISTS on itself.
|by Kay||reply 111||05/04/2020|
I'm the subplot about the pedophile studio executive in the book. Scenes were filmed about me, but they were cut. I was probably the most disturbing thing in the book.
|by Kay||reply 112||05/04/2020|
I'm the deleted scene of young Clemenza and Vito visiting gunsmith Augustino Coppola and his 9-year-old flutist son, Carmine, a loving shoutout to Francis Coppola's father and grandfather.
|by Kay||reply 113||05/04/2020|
I'm Richard Bright's underrated performance as Michael's often sympathetic, yet loyal and brutally-efficient enforcer, Al Neri.
|by Kay||reply 114||05/04/2020|
R100 Ya got me!
|by Kay||reply 115||05/04/2020|
R114, you could have at least posted a photo. Would it have killed you?
My favorite part of the Godfather movies was the "cleaning house" sequence during the baptism.
|by Kay||reply 116||05/04/2020|
I'm Apollonia's tits, tawny sun-kissed tawny, dark curls, and caramel eyes.
|by Kay||reply 117||05/04/2020|
^* damn it all, "tawny sun-kissed skin"
|by Kay||reply 118||05/04/2020|
I'm Diana Keaton's best moment, as she sees the truth about Michael as the door to the library shuts slowly on her.
|by Kay||reply 119||05/04/2020|
I'm Clemenza's recipe for gravy, just in case you have to cook for twenty guys someday.
|by Kay||reply 120||05/04/2020|
^^*Diane (not Diana) Keaton . . .
|by Kay||reply 121||05/04/2020|
I'm Louie's Restaurant in the Bronx.
|by Kay||reply 122||05/04/2020|
I'm the famous christening scene. General Hospital headwriter Bob Guza would rip me off in 1996.
|by Kay||reply 123||05/04/2020|
I'm the poor waiter, slowly backing away in shock after getting hit with a cloud of The Turk's blood and brain matter. Would it have killed that little snot Michael to wait til I was gone from the table?
|by Kay||reply 124||05/04/2020|
I'm the delicious veal parmigiana that Captain McClusky never got to finish.
|by Kay||reply 125||05/04/2020|
I'm the gun that was hidden behind the toilet tank in the men's room.
|by Kay||reply 126||05/04/2020|
I'm 80 years of male bravado, and pop cultural references us baby gays didn't understand.
|by Kay||reply 127||05/04/2020|
I'm James Caan BDF and swagger. I produced an alpha gay top.
|by Kay||reply 128||05/04/2020|
I'm the tomato plants in the Godfather's garden, psychically praying and clinging together in hopes that he doesn't fall on and break one of us when he has his heart attack!
|by Kay||reply 129||05/04/2020|
I'm Carlo, the Don's ingrate son-in-law, and you know right away that I'm going to treat Connie like a doormat.
|by Kay||reply 130||05/04/2020|
R130, don't interfere.
|by Kay||reply 131||05/04/2020|
I'm Connie Corleone. I go from being frivolous younger sister (pawn in Sonny's death) to semi-floozy (dating man-whore Troy Donahue). I do an about-face, overlook the fact that Michael killed my husband, and become Don Michael's chief enabler in the family.
|by Kay||reply 132||05/04/2020|
I’m Gordon Willis, the Prince of Darkness and the it cinematographer of the 70s.
|by Kay||reply 133||05/05/2020|
[quote]I'm Connie, at Michael's knees, begging him to forgive Fredo. "He's so helpless."
R132 meet R84
|by Kay||reply 134||05/05/2020|
I'm that famous temper of Sonny's.
|by Kay||reply 135||05/05/2020|
I'm the man-on-man mouth-to-mouth kiss that's totally not gay.
|by Kay||reply 136||05/05/2020|
I'm the suffocating atmosphere of deep testosterone-reeking pretension.
|by Kay||reply 137||05/05/2020|
I'm the souls of the grandchildren the Don swears on as he and the other Dons appear to patch it up.
|by Kay||reply 138||05/05/2020|
|by Kay||reply 139||05/05/2020|
I'm not my family.
|by Kay||reply 140||05/05/2020|
I'm Diane Keaton's fivehead brought out by that horrible Godfather I wig.
|by Kay||reply 141||05/05/2020|
I'm Willie Cicci, and I'm a "soldier", c'mon, you know, senator.
|by Kay||reply 142||05/05/2020|
I’m the offer you can’t refuse.
|by Kay||reply 143||05/05/2020|
For you, r141.
|by Kay||reply 144||05/05/2020|
I'm the cannoli - don't leave me in the car or you'll hear from the missus!
|by Kay||reply 145||05/06/2020|
I'm the fishes in Luca Brasi's bullet proof vest dumped on the Corleone coffee table.
|by Kay||reply 146||05/06/2020|
I am the pump spray can of DDT that Don Corleone uses, in close proximity to the scampering little grandson, misting his tomato plants in the sunny garden, just before he keels over from heart failure.
|by Kay||reply 147||05/06/2020|
I'm the bimbo that Fredo married, humiliating him in front of everyone at the big Lake Tahoe party.
|by Kay||reply 148||05/07/2020|
Seriously. I've been watching the Medici series on Netflix. Mario Puzo just basically stole that story, took art out of it, and then put his characters in what was our time. But basically the story is the same.
|by Kay||reply 149||05/07/2020|
I'm the wine-colored days warmed by the son.
|by Kay||reply 150||05/07/2020|
|by Kay||reply 151||05/07/2020|
I’m the gang of old Italian fraus who chaperone Michael and Apollonia on their walk through Corleone.
|by Kay||reply 152||05/07/2020|
I'm the fantastic score by Nino Rota, swelling poignantly as the ship on which young Vito escapes to America passes the Statue of Liberty.
|by Kay||reply 153||05/07/2020|
I'm Fabrizio - after blowing up the Don's young bride instead of the Don, my life isn't worth a plug nickel.
|by Kay||reply 154||05/07/2020|
R149 - So, George R.R. Martin's "Game of Thrones" was based on the Wars of the Roses - for the Lancasters, the Lannisters: for the Yorks, the Starks.
Happens all the time.
And the Wars of the Roses was only slightly less bloody than GoT.
|by Kay||reply 155||05/07/2020|
I'm the loyalty kisses to The Godfather's hand.
1. Bonasera kisses the hand Vito Corleone. 2. Luca kisses the hand of Vito Corleone. 3. Michael, kisses, in surrender to his father and to his fate, the hand of Vito Corleone as the Don lies in his hospital bed. 4. Clemenza kisses the hand Michael Corleone. 5. Connie kisses the hand of her brother Michael Corleone
6. Vincente Corleone kisses the hand of Michael Corleone, when Michael anoints him his successor and tells him to call himself Vincent Corleone.
Plus 3 more kisses to Vincent's hand.
|by Kay||reply 156||05/07/2020|
I’m one of the “soldiers” who “go to the mattresses,” who doesn’t find going to the mattresses with other hot men is such a bad thing...
|by Kay||reply 157||05/07/2020|
I’m the severed horse head!
|by Kay||reply 158||05/07/2020|
I’m that bitch Ingrid Bergman who Michael said he’d leave Kay for.
|by Kay||reply 159||05/07/2020|
I'm the seedy motel room that Senator Geary wakes up in, complete with dead, sexually-mutilated whore.
|by Kay||reply 160||05/07/2020|
I'm the library in that old house in Pelham Bay, NY, in which the Don conducted all his business and in which Michael is formally acknowledged as the new Don.
|by Kay||reply 161||05/08/2020|
I'm the business the Don never talked about at the dinner table.
|by Kay||reply 162||05/08/2020|
R158 for the win, with that priceless tagline!
|by Kay||reply 163||05/08/2020|
|by Kay||reply 164||05/08/2020|
I'm America. Bonasera believes in me, but goes to Don Corleone for justice when I disappoint.. So, fuck you, Bonasera.
|by Kay||reply 165||05/08/2020|
I'm the "favour" that sooner or later will be called in.
|by Kay||reply 166||05/08/2020|
I'm Apollonia's father's suspenders. Every time he wants to kick some ass he pulls on us and I swear to god one day I'm gonna smash him right in the face.
|by Kay||reply 167||05/08/2020|
I'm one of the Vegas Chorus girls who'll kick your teeth out....
|by Kay||reply 168||05/08/2020|
I'm the almonds, a sign of good luck and fertility, being handed out by Michael's ill-starred Sicilian bride at their wedding.
|by Kay||reply 169||05/09/2020|
I’m the cocktail waitresses that Fredo has been banging left and right.
|by Kay||reply 170||05/09/2020|
I love this thread. The Godfather is one of my favorite films.
|by Kay||reply 171||05/09/2020|
I'm the heart attack Vito has in his garden while playing with his grandson, Michael's son Anthony.
|by Kay||reply 172||05/09/2020|
I'm the garbage can lid Sonny used to smash Carlo's face in after he beat Connie.
|by Kay||reply 173||05/09/2020|
I'm James Caan fucking a big breasted whore doggy style. That so scene is hot. James Caan was such a stud.
|by Kay||reply 174||05/09/2020|
[quote]I’m the cocktail waitresses that Fredo has been banging left and right.
And we're the players, still waiting for our goddamn drinks!
|by Kay||reply 175||05/09/2020|
I'm Frankie "Five Angels" Pentangeli, who turned on Michael in GF II and paid the ultimate price. I was supposed to be Clemenza, (which would've made Part II's theme of "loss of family" even more tragic) but that character was killed off when Richard Castellano demanded more money.
Oh, and I don't know no Godfather.
|by Kay||reply 176||05/09/2020|
I am Don Vito Corleone’s cat. He shovels my poop. I am the one who really pulls the strings.
|by Kay||reply 177||05/09/2020|
I'm Luca Brasi's left hand which just had a knife stuck through it.
|by Kay||reply 178||05/09/2020|
I'm the fish they wrapped in Luca Brazzi's vest. I used to be vibrant and alive. But I was cast aside. Now I just lay there and stink.
|by Kay||reply 179||05/09/2020|
I'm Sonny's legendary cock.
|by Kay||reply 180||05/09/2020|
R180 You've been mentioned often upthread. We didn't close then, we're not closing now.
|by Kay||reply 181||05/09/2020|
R181 - Not big on irony, are you?
|by Kay||reply 182||05/10/2020|
I never saw Godfather 3 and, judging from these postings, it must not have been an impressive addition. Any big fans out there?
|by Kay||reply 183||05/10/2020|
r183, Not only is Godfather 3 despised by most fans; some even consider one of the worst films of the decade.
|by Kay||reply 184||05/10/2020|
r183, Part III has major flaws, but overall, to me, it's not as bad as the consensus reviews and reactions.
In fact, the last 45 minutes or so- the Cavallaria Rusticana opera scenes- are beautifully filmed. They also have a dramatic tension to them that I found to be very entertaining.
That said the two major flaws are
1. the screenplay and plot are shaky. Some of the dialog is melodramatic and downright corny: Kay, in a pearls-clutching tone to Michael when he's justifying his actions: "backed by murder!" I almost laughed out loud in the theatre at that moment, it was so unintentionally funny.
SPOILER: And the plot of Michael becoming the good guy to save the Papacy is too much.
and 2. : Sophia Coppolla. It ain't her fault, it's Francis Coppalla's. 'Nuff said.
Still there is a very moving scene where Michael confesses to a priest; a priest who is to become the new Pope. I really was moved by it - Michael in a sobbing whisper- "I killed my mother's son".
|by Kay||reply 185||05/10/2020|
I'm the thread killer who interrupts a fun topic full of clever posts to blather off topic. I am worse than COVID and Hitler.
|by Kay||reply 186||05/10/2020|
I am Moe Green's big black framed glasses.
|by Kay||reply 187||05/10/2020|
I'm the motel room where Moe Greene trysts with Dorothy Zbornak.
|by Kay||reply 188||05/10/2020|
I’m young Sal Tessio having dinner at the Corleone apartment.
I’ll end up looking like Abe Vigoda, but I’m kinda hot now, right?
|by Kay||reply 189||05/10/2020|
My eyes quickly take in the deliberate, so therefore telling, non-reactions of Clemenza and Tom Hagen when Sonny blurts out a question indicating he's hot for the deal I'm proposing to the Don; a deal the Don will decline to make.
|by Kay||reply 190||05/11/2020|
I'm all those big black vintage cars everyone seems to own.
|by Kay||reply 191||05/11/2020|
I'm the sound of cicadas in the trees and the smell of lemon flowers and the burning sun in the Sicilian portion of the film.
|by Kay||reply 192||05/11/2020|
I'm Apollonia's Papa, selling his daughter off to a complete stranger because he obviously has Money and Importance written all over him.
|by Kay||reply 193||05/11/2020|
I’m the dollar bills pinned to San Rocco.
|by Kay||reply 194||05/11/2020|
I'm Don Finocchio, er, Fanucci.
|by Kay||reply 195||05/11/2020|
I'm Don Barzini - and, yeah, I was behind it all the time.
|by Kay||reply 196||05/11/2020|
I'm the Cop knocking on the door of the fancy house Clemenza and Vito are stealing the carpet from....
|by Kay||reply 197||05/11/2020|
I am not personal. I’m strictly business.
|by Kay||reply 198||05/11/2020|
I’m Clemenza’s boxer shorts and nobody asked to see me.
|by Kay||reply 199||05/11/2020|
I'm the sheets no one thinks to put on the mattresses .
I'm also the incredible amounts of pastas thrown out on a daily basis for the guys on the mattresses.
|by Kay||reply 200||05/12/2020|
I'm Enzo the baker.
If it hadn't been for Don Corleone I'd have been shipped back to my village full of donkey shit, instead of getting a great start in a good business in America.
|by Kay||reply 201||05/12/2020|
I’m Diane Keaton’s anachronistic 1970s polka dot maxi dress worn to a wedding that takes place in 1945.
|by Kay||reply 202||05/12/2020|
I'm a pain in the ass innocent bystander and I can't stop seeing Captain McClusky choking on that veal. Was it really that tough?
|by Kay||reply 203||05/12/2020|
Jesus christ. It was a fucking movie, about a buncha wop scumbags, from nearly fifty years ago. Get over it.
|by Kay||reply 204||05/12/2020|
I'm Michael in my military uniform and at the peak of my handsomeness.
|by Kay||reply 205||05/12/2020|
R202 That bugged the crap out of me. Her hair too.
|by Kay||reply 206||05/12/2020|
Even Keaton didn't know why she was cast and Brando had the biggest balls...
|by Kay||reply 207||05/12/2020|
**Sorry, back on topic...
I'm Diane Keaton's miscasting.
|by Kay||reply 208||05/12/2020|
r204 ain't no band leader.
|by Kay||reply 209||05/12/2020|
Either R204's apology or his brains will be on DL.
|by Kay||reply 210||05/12/2020|
I'm R204, a cunt who has to shit on anything SHE doesn't like.
|by Kay||reply 211||05/12/2020|
I'm any number of wop-goombah-guineas coming out of the woodwork.
|by Kay||reply 212||05/12/2020|
I'm Connie's silk bridal purse. I have twenty- thirty-grand. In small bills, cash. On their wedding night, Carlo gives Connie a black eye because she doesn't want to give me to Carlo.
|by Kay||reply 213||05/12/2020|
I'm mob vengeance, the philosophy of "an eye for an eye." Ironically, many of my believers are Roman Catholics who pray to Jesus but don't practice what he preached.
|by Kay||reply 214||05/12/2020|
R207 no one could ever accuse her of not being self-aware. I’ve always liked that about her.
|by Kay||reply 215||05/12/2020|
Oh for fuck's sake, r86. Do you HONESTLY think anyone here is going to believe your orally transmitted family anecdote over the trained historians and researchers who did that Smithsonian Magazine article and the fact checkers who went over it? You should be embarrassed for yourself.
|by Kay||reply 216||05/12/2020|
Ah, you couldn't slap your mama, r204!
|by Kay||reply 217||05/12/2020|
I'm Sofia Coppola's prehensile upper lip!
|by Kay||reply 218||05/12/2020|
I'm "The Godfather Saga", aka, the first two films re-edited into chronological order because NBC wanted their own mega-successful, "Roots"-style epic miniseries.
Francis hates me, by the way, and will never authorize an official blu-ray release no matter how much the fans beg for it.
|by Kay||reply 219||05/12/2020|
I'm the beautiful period recreations of 1940s Manhattan and Brooklyn in the first film. You won't see my like again.
|by Kay||reply 220||05/12/2020|
I'm Vito Corleone's raised eyebrows. I, silently, of course, convey more acting talent than the entire cast, combined.
For example, our "Oh, well" in the scene immediately following the baroque, over-the-top horse-head-in-a bed- scene, is far more ominous than that.
|by Kay||reply 221||05/13/2020|
"I'm mob vengeance, the philosophy of "an eye for an eye." Ironically, many of my believers are Roman Catholics who pray to Jesus but don't practice what he preached."
I am forced to correct this often misattributed AND misinterpreted quote. First, Roman Catholicism has nothing to do with it. The phrase is from Leviticus in the OLD Testament, and has its roots in the Code of Hammurabi.
The "eye for an eye" phrase was actually meant to restrict compensation for injury, including economic or legal injury, so that the injured did not use the case to extract more than the injury warranted.
And, monetary payment was encouraged to settle most disputed under the same code, with the exception of murder.
Elsewhere in the OT (Deuteronomy), it is made clear that "vengeance", as opposed the justice clause in Leviticus, is the purview only of God, not of Man ("Vengeance is MINE, I shall repay, saith the Lord).
Sorry about veering off, but as an academic it makes me despair that so much has gone into public consciousness without the slightest awareness that 1) this doesn't belong to Roman Catholicism or any other Christian denomination, but comes straight out of the Hebrew bible by way of Hammurabi, and 2) wasn't meant as a full on excuse for violent bloodletting but rather to restrain exactly that. . .
For Heaven's sake, even Martin Luther King misused it, and he was a preacher.
It makes me want to bite.
"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, Vengeance is MINE, I shall repay, saith the Lord."
In other words, it isn't man's business to mete out fine justice, but God's. In plainer terms, you leave vengeance to ME.
It is neither "Christian" (i.e. from the NT), and it prohibits, not encourages, man to take justice/vengeance into his own hand.
|by Kay||reply 222||05/13/2020|
R222 Blah blah, know it all, blah blah, despairing, blah blah, academic, blah, but I still don't understand how to participate in the thread.
|by Kay||reply 223||05/13/2020|
I'm what R223 said.
|by Kay||reply 224||05/13/2020|
[quote] shall repay, saith the Lord).
I’m Dorothy Zbornack and I want to know who the hell says saith?
Just peeking my end in here. Carry on.
|by Kay||reply 225||05/13/2020|
I'm the gold dress that Mary died in.
|by Kay||reply 226||05/13/2020|
I thought R222's post was quite interesting, albeit slightly off topic..
|by Kay||reply 227||05/13/2020|
I'm Robert DeNiro's screen test for Sonny.
|by Kay||reply 228||05/13/2020|
R225 - The Lord, according to the OT.
|by Kay||reply 229||05/13/2020|
[R225] - I suppose after "begat", "saith" shouldn't be too much of a stretch.
|by Kay||reply 230||05/13/2020|
I'm the black veil that Connie puts on her head right away after Mary is shot dead.
|by Kay||reply 231||05/13/2020|
Quick question- Was Diane Keaton wearing a wig in part 3 or did she really get an awful perm?
|by Kay||reply 232||05/13/2020|
I'm Fredo trying not to shit my pants when Michael kisses me and says, "I know it was you. You broke my heart..."
|by Kay||reply 233||05/13/2020|
R232 pretty sure it was a bad perm.
She has naturally really fine hair so a lot of the times she has tried to overcompensate but it’s never ended well.
|by Kay||reply 234||05/13/2020|
Yes, “an eye for an eye” was not a saying to promote vengeance. It was a saying in favor of limiting vengeance. An eye for an eye, no more than that.
|by Kay||reply 235||05/13/2020|
[quote]I'm Vito Corleone's raised eyebrows. I, silently, of course, convey more acting talent than the entire cast, combined.
Here's where I won Brando the Oscar:
|by Kay||reply 236||05/13/2020|
This is why Botox should be avoided for serious actors.
|by Kay||reply 237||05/14/2020|
I'm those adorable caps Michael and his two bodyguards wear during their walks out in the burning Sicilian sun.
|by Kay||reply 238||05/15/2020|
I'm the horses head!
|by Kay||reply 239||05/15/2020|
I'm infant Sofia Coppola in the baptism scene in the first movie. This would be the first time my dad would insist on using me in one of his movies. Years later, his casting decision would give me a Razzie.
|by Kay||reply 240||05/15/2020|
I'm what was supposed to be the Jones Beach Causeway where Sonny was massacred
|by Kay||reply 241||05/16/2020|
I'm Sonny's hotness.
|by Kay||reply 242||05/16/2020|
I'm Sonny's walk, cock and shoulders forward at all times.
|by Kay||reply 243||05/16/2020|
I'm the look between Clemenza and Tom Hagen that Sollozo notices at the meeting. I'm the beginning of the end for Don Vito.
|by Kay||reply 244||05/16/2020|
R244, can you please break that down? Sollozzo was involved with killing Sonny (as revealed by Carlo, husband of Connie). Therefore, Sollozzo needed to be killed. Why does the look between Clemenza & Hagen signify the end for Don Vito (Corleone)? TIA.
|by Kay||reply 245||05/16/2020|
I'm Clemeza's Brooklyn house. Built in 1925, the 2,492-square-foot house is located at 1999 East 5th Street in Gravesend. According to public records, the two-story dwelling now has a market value of $3.39 million. "Watch out for the kids when you're backing out".
|by Kay||reply 246||05/16/2020|
R245 The Godfather wiki for Sollozo's character explains it: [quote]"He then went to the Corleone family to obtain money and protection from the police and courts. Vito Corleone refused, however, feeling that the drug business is bad for the neighborhoods. However, in the course of the meeting, Sonny Corleone admitted an interest, leading the Turk to think that if Vito died, Sonny would accept his deal."
At 3:50 in the video, Sonny shows his interest until Vito stops him. Later, (not in the video) Vito berates Sonny for showing his hand. Clemenza and Tom look each other at 3:54, betraying their own self-interest as well. You can clearly see Sollozo notice the entire exchange. It's all nonverbal communication, very effectively conveyed in the scene. Vito would never have been shot, the War of the 5 Families would never have happened, and Michael may have never been Don if Sonny wasn't such a dumbass in that moment.
|by Kay||reply 247||05/16/2020|
Thanks, R247 / R244. That was pretty subtle. Also, I misspoke about who was behind Sonny's killing. It was Barzini.
|by Kay||reply 248||05/16/2020|
R248 you're welcome, I love that scene. And yes, Barzini and Carlo were behind Sonny's death.
|by Kay||reply 249||05/16/2020|
"Sonny was hot for my deal, wasn't he?"
|by Kay||reply 250||05/17/2020|
I'm Andy Garcia's body hair, and I play an important role in G III.
|by Kay||reply 251||05/17/2020|
I'm the red rose Barzini drops on Don Corleone's casket.
|by Kay||reply 252||05/17/2020|
I'm the Hail Marys Fredo is reciting in the little fishing boat in Lake Tahoe before he's rubbed out for betraying the Family.
|by Kay||reply 253||05/17/2020|
I'm the lyrics to the Godfather theme. I finally make my appearance in the 3rd movie when Anthony sings me without subtitles. Good luck figuring out what my words mean.
|by Kay||reply 254||05/17/2020|
I'm the crowd in the dirty streets of Manhattan standing around watching impassively as Sonny beats Carlo within an inch of his life.
|by Kay||reply 255||05/18/2020|
I'm Johnny Fantane. I don't knw what to do.
|by Kay||reply 256||05/18/2020|
I'm Johnny Fontane. I don't know what to do, but at least I know how to spell my own name.
|by Kay||reply 257||05/18/2020|
I"m the word "Dad", a one word line that Sofia Coppola somehow makes hilarious, despite it being uttered by a girl with a bullet in her chest.
|by Kay||reply 258||05/18/2020|
Few people in the entertainment industry have benefited more from her last name than Sofia Coppola, and with so little to show for it.
|by Kay||reply 259||05/19/2020|
I've never seen any of these movies. For some reason I find the whole subject of the mob boring.
|by Kay||reply 260||05/19/2020|
Well, R260, maybe you should watch them rather than judge two great movies you haven't seen as not worth your time because you think the subject of the mob is "boring." The movies are about more than that, honey.
|by Kay||reply 261||05/19/2020|
"The Godfather" novel is compulsively readable, pulp trash, and, oh, do I love it. The films do not disappoint, however, Puzo, in the novel, gives you every character's "origin" story.
I'm McCluskey. I've frisked a thousand young punks
|by Kay||reply 262||05/19/2020|
I'm Sterling Hayden, old but still rugged B-list leading man. How lucky was I to get such a plum part in a classic at that age?!
|by Kay||reply 263||05/19/2020|
Sterling Hayden was perfect as McCluskey. Other perfect dirty cops: Mel Bernstein in Scarface (Harris Yulin) and Captain Dudley Smith in LA Confidential (James Cromwell).
|by Kay||reply 264||05/19/2020|
"The Godfather" novel is compulsively readable, pulp trash, and, oh, do I love it."
Yes, it certainly is. So many lurid, sordid scenes in it. Here's a few:
A man wakes up with a severed horse head in his bed
A newborn baby gets thrown in a furnance
A mob murder where the victim is methodically hacked to pieces with an ax
A fifty something movie producer has a beautiful 12 year old child brought to him (by her mother, no less) in order to fuck her before dinner
A woman with a loose vagina whose body can only "achieve the act of love" when she's being plowed by a super large penis, at least until her doctor boyfriend arranges for her to have cunt tightening surgery
A girl who is so unbelievably beautiful and perfect and sexually alluring that her body smells like fresh flowers and lemon blossoms
An Academy Awards afterparty where they guests attempt to strip down the drunken winners of the Best Actor and Best Actress awards in order to watch them mate in public
A private movie screening where an older actress attempts to seduce a young man (a friend of her buddy and erstwhile lover Johnny Fontaine) by sucking his cock in the darkness of the theater
Rutting ( you couldn't really call it lovemaking, although Mario :Puzo calls it such) that goes on until the sex partners fall asleep from sheer exhaustion
|by Kay||reply 265||05/19/2020|
R264 - You left out Richard Gere in Internal Affairs, Hal Holbrooke in Magnum Force, Denzel Washington in Training Day,.
|by Kay||reply 266||05/21/2020|
I'm Troy Donahue, using my real name for my character. I look nothing like I did in "A Summer Place".
|by Kay||reply 267||05/21/2020|
R267 His name was Mel in the movie.
|by Kay||reply 268||05/21/2020|
No, his name was MERLE Johnson, which was Donahue's original name.
|by Kay||reply 269||05/21/2020|
I'm the lie Michael tells Kay at the end of the first film, destroying their marriage as she sees the truth as the other capos bend to kiss the hand of the new Godfather . . .
|by Kay||reply 270||05/22/2020|
I'm Anthony's tainted opera career.
|by Kay||reply 271||05/22/2020|
I'm Appollonia's virginity.
|by Kay||reply 272||05/22/2020|
I'm the tubby kids running in and out of the house but you never quite figure out whose they are.
|by Kay||reply 273||05/23/2020|
I'm Sonny's bawdy wife. demonstrating to the ladies at the wedding how long his penis is.
|by Kay||reply 274||05/23/2020|
I'm all the crockery Connie breaks after Carlo winds her up as part of the plot to get Sonny onto the Causeway.
|by Kay||reply 275||05/24/2020|
I'm all the crockery Connie breaks as Carlo winds her up as part of the plot to get Sonny on to the Causeway.
|by Kay||reply 276||05/24/2020|
I don't know why that post came up twice . . .
|by Kay||reply 277||05/24/2020|
Don’t worry, r277, we ain’t gonna whack ya.
It’s a known glitch.
|by Kay||reply 278||05/24/2020|
I'm the orgy of the 1954 Academy Awards winners attended by Johnny Fontaine and his friend.
Nino kept his promise to remain sober, and he tried to watch over Johnny. But the women of the party kept pulling Johnny Fontane into bedrooms for a little chat and Johnny kept getting drunker and drunker. Meanwhile the woman who had won the award for the best actress was suffering the same fate but loving it more and handling it better. Nino turned her down, the only man at the party to do so.
Finally somebody had a great idea. The public mating of the two winners, everybody else at the party to be spectators in the stands. The actress was stripped down and the other women started to undress Johnny Fontane. It was then that Nino, the only sober person there, grabbed the half-clothed Johnny and slung him over his shoulder and fought his way out of the house and to their car.
That actress would have been slutty Audrey Hepburn.
|by Kay||reply 279||05/24/2020|
After dragging the dead drunk Johnny Fontaine out of the alcohol/drug fueled Oscar party that almost resulted in Johnny engaging in public sex with the Best Actress winner, Nino decides that "if thatwas success, he didn't want it."
|by Kay||reply 280||05/24/2020|
I'm SCTV's brilliant, episode-long parody, making it about the TV network wars. There's even a cameo by Godfather co-star John "Jack Woltz" Marley.
|by Kay||reply 281||05/25/2020|
I'm the Lower East Side's crowded streets, teeming with immigrants.
Just try getting a flat there NOW, plebs.
|by Kay||reply 282||05/26/2020|