Is anyone watching the new season of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days?
This show is fucking insane. I don't know who to loathe more, Lisa the hag with jungle fever, the fake lesbian who goes to Australia, the no-neck monster who is trying to import a Filipino bride, the black widow with six kids who says the word "Williams" as "WEEEE-yums" or the complete fucking moron who has flown to Ukraine and been stood up by his online girlfriend of seven years on four separate occasions.
How have I not discovered this train wreck earlier?
|by Anonymous||reply 98||07/04/2020|
If you like this show, there is 90 Days-Pillow Talk. It is highlights of the episode with former participants commenting along the way. It usually airs right after the full show.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/27/2020|
Yolanda and David are sadder than Caesar and that's saying something!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/27/2020|
Ed is a jerk. Rose actually has a really nice home, at least by DL standards.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/27/2020|
Was Ash's "seminar" put together solely for the show last night? What was the purpose of it? And if he's constantly being texted and called by women who are his clients, why was there no one there and why was he so fucking bad at what he does?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/27/2020|
Is that supposed to say Finance? Is it a show about loan sharks?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/27/2020|
R2 For a second I thought you were talking about the now-divorced Fosters.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/06/2020|
You need to hit up the reddit/90 day fiance forum. Lots of fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/06/2020|
I really like Ash's apartment
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/09/2020|
The Black widow infuriates me. "Fire, fire from my eyes.'
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/09/2020|
The quote is from Madeline Kahn describing how infuriated she was with Evette which lead her to kill her in the movie 'Clue" 1985.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/09/2020|
I meant who's the black widow?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/09/2020|
She is this infuriating, self agonizing cast member (Yolanda) that in the face of all that is unflappable truth, refuses to face she is being scammed out of her money and self respect by the oldest social media farce in the analog. Catfished. She is sending money, vesting and refutes proof this veiny muscled Greek God does not exist and she's certifiably delusional. At this point I really think she's continuing with charade to have a story line and stay on the show. But her denials are so provoking, you wanna reach through the screen and dump a bottle of Adderall down her throat to wake up.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/09/2020|
Ohhh.... black, widow. Duh.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/09/2020|
Yolanda ought to get together with the other guy who’s being scammed. They’re both about the same age and live in Vegas. He’s actually worse than she is, he’s been giving money for seven years and how many times has he traveled to the Ukraine?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/09/2020|
R15 They must have cast the net wide to find two people with this level of spiraling emotional instability while also simultaneously displaying identical denial coping disorders. Gotta be something in the water …. but more realistically just trying to keep their story active and viable to squeeze out an entire season for the cameras.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/09/2020|
Yolanda has been busted as someone who knew all along she was being catfished but saw this as an opportunity to make a bit of money.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/09/2020|
Yeah I mean you gotta figure people want to get on a top-rated TV show, get followers, monetize.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/09/2020|
It's all over those sites giving updates for various reality shows. A friend of Yolanda's basically said that Yolanda knew all along what was going on but also told her friend how much money she was going to get per episode if she played naive.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/09/2020|
I don't understand these financially struggling, leather skinned old witches hitting up these young, agenda fueled, Native African men for committed relationships evolving into hapless childless marriages. His infidelity and inevitable codependence resentment is palpable. Her future alcohol issues dealing with the consequences of her actions sets the standard for predictability. These women must all have a history of repeating self sabotage.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/09/2020|
Lisa said if she had a few months with the Nigerian, it would be worth it. That’s the reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/09/2020|
I watch all of the 90DF shows: Happily Ever After, What Now, Quarantine, Before the 90 Days, The Other Way. It's a black hole of trash reality and I can't get enough of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/09/2020|
[quote]the fake lesbian who goes to Australia
I hate her so much. Just the way she talks makes me crazy, and that's before you factor in her endless whining about her "illness" and the shitty way she treats her girlfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/09/2020|
The fake lesbian is trying to launch her career as an influencer. She had a YT channel at one point.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/09/2020|
R25 Nailed it. The fake Lez is excruciating !
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/09/2020|
Ash is hot ( the Australian from India) but he's so programmed and robotic he comes across like a cyborg. Avery is pretty enough to get a fairly good catch here in the US. No reason to hitch her wagon to his bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/09/2020|
Ash’s new-age word salad is hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/09/2020|
What about Jeffrey? The antisocial personality disorder whackadoodle who wants to marry the wonky-eyes Russian opportunist? He has to go to court for kidnapping and beating his ex last Summer.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/09/2020|
Hey, I like the Russian girl. She’s cute, good-natured and gainfully employed, which is more than you can say for most of these clowns.
Geoffrey beats all these women but purses fly out of his mouth. I don’t get it.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/10/2020|
What is wrong with Ash's eyes? Is it Aderall? cocaine? Ramona on RHNY have the constantly bulgy, over-opened eyes.
Also: I'm the 31st comment, and no one has yet mentioned Darcey?!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/10/2020|
I think he said he might have Graves’ disease and will be consulting a holistic healer about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/10/2020|
R29 I don't get the whole Jeffery thing either! I think he's cute but way too fucked up dealing with and denying his overwhelming gay sexual urges. The Russian girl with the Andy Cohen wonky eye needs to run screaming. Why would a gay man pursue a dating website Russian bride and all the headaches its bound to bring? Doesn't having gay voice give him enough to deal with ?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/10/2020|
I just googled Geoffry….FUCK! What a piece of work! I'm actually now really surprised that TLC cast him with all that baggage and anti-social character issues. I thought they had a policy regarding that.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/10/2020|
Having just come from the Natalie Wood thread, I must note that Avery resembles her, just a little.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/10/2020|
That Avery needs to get the fuck outta Dodge. Come home and tend to her kids, get her priorities in order which includes being happy with some home grown muscle dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/10/2020|
The "Russian opportunist" just turned down Geoffrey's marriage proposal, so...
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/10/2020|
Ha!! Good for her! What a fuckin disaster he turned out to be !
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/10/2020|
Lana is real ! But I still think she's on the make. Prob has 7 or 8 guys on a shoestring.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/10/2020|
I wonder what prompted her to finally show? David said that he'd stopped chatting/paying for a couple of weeks, maybe that finally did it.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/10/2020|
This season was pretty disgusting.
Ed is a nasty sex tourist troll who preyed on an impoverished woman.
David is an ugly sex tourist who said in the leaded reunion tapes that he had visited Ukraine over a dozen times, sometimes on "tours" with other gross American men, and that he has "dated "over 100 Ukrainian women. Lana was paid to appear with David.
Yolanda was in on the catfish scam and was trying to peddle her book.
Geoff is a pig - convicted felon (drug dealing), had a child who died mysteriously under his care, and has been accused of kidnapping, violence and sexual assault (going on trial for this soon). All of his wives have said he was violent with them. He was not allowed to participate in the reunion due to his criminal past and current charges.
Stephanka is a fake - she set up this fake relationship to gain more followers for her Onlyfan site as well as her Patreon account, where for $50/month you can get some nudie photos/videos. She already disclosed about 2 years ago on her youtube channel that she was bi.
Ash is a creep, pure and simple. Of course his ex wife would never let him take her son to the US. Avery already broke up with him.
Lisa is a disgusting human being. She has a 15 year old daughter out there who she "lost contact" with.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/12/2020|
This Instagram account has a good summary of the TEN HOURS of leaked tell-all footage. I tried to watch it myself and gave up after 2 1/2 hours because Ed’s screaming gave me a headache.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/13/2020|
David is a sex tourist like Big Head Ed.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/13/2020|
Big Ed is a sleaze. I’m glad Rose dumped his ugly old ass. I feel bad that she had sex with that thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/13/2020|
David is a damned stalker. What a fucking weirdo.
Ed is a troll. Geoffrey is gay and deeply closeted, which explains his rage. And Ash has crazy eyes. Really, really crazy eyes.
For those of you who remember Jorge the marijuana dealer (and his ex-whore from Russia, Anifsa), he finally got out of prison and lost a ton of weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/13/2020|
Jorge will gain it all back. He only got skinny because of stress and the food in prison is garbage. He will go right back to Cheesecake Factory and Ruth’s Chris and blow up all over again.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/13/2020|
Post-prison Jorge is kinda cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/13/2020|
The "before" photo of Jorge at R47 seems to have been restricted.
Here's another one.
Dr. NOW would be so proud.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/13/2020|
Ed was a riot! Shipping his 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets to the Philippines only to end up sleeping on a dirty floor that was covered with chicken shit. The leaky roof and exposed electrical wiring definitely added to the general ambience.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/13/2020|
If Ed is a sex tourist, why did he say he hadn't had sex with a woman in years, and why did he want her to get tested?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/13/2020|
Just cause he hasn't had sex with a woman in years does not mean he hasn't tried. People like him pay for it all the time. He'd rather say, he hasn't had it than admit he pays to have it. He's gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/13/2020|
This series is hilarious. Been binging on it all day and can't stop. Feeling sorry for guy 'with no neck' - so many things that can go wrong **do actually** go wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/24/2020|
This series is hilarious. Been binging on it all day and can't stop. Feeling sorry for guy 'with no neck' - so many things that can go wrong **do actually** go wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/24/2020|
Big Ed and David M. are both sex tourists. They say David has been to Ukraine for more than 20 times. He doesn't run over there just to get stood up by Lana.
Also, Rose definitely sold Ed's 1000 TC sheets, obviously.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/24/2020|
Stephanie is a fake lesbian. She only did this show to increase her followers on social media. I can’t wait for the new season of ‘The Other Way’. This time we will see an actual gay couple for the first time! Not this made up bullshit bisexual crap.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/24/2020|
The couple who lives (man) in UK and US (woman) is heartbreaking. She lost her job, he's also barely scraping by in London and they are visiting one last time as they may not see each other for a few years. Ugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/24/2020|
[quote]The couple who lives (man) in UK and US (woman) is heartbreaking. She lost her job, he's also barely scraping by in London and they are visiting one last time as they may not see each other for a few years. Ugh.
The guy can't even get a tourist visa to the US because he blinded someone during a fight. He refuses to hold down a job because he was paying $$ toward his victim's settlement with his wages. He is pathetic and so is she.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/24/2020|
Loving the Russian girl who shows up out of the blue and kicks out the other woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/24/2020|
That reunion was a trip.
So Ed really is a creep. So is Tom. So is David.
Something is definitely wrong with Rose. Between those stank faces she makes, and her temper tantrums, she's totally not innocent, either.
This cast is hilarious, though. They actually had me laughing quite a bit.
The only ones who bored me were the bisexual girls. Their drama was so stupid, and listening to their thirsty friends try to get some airtime, was giving me a headache. Especially the NY Italian girl with the wine. She acted as if she was auditioning for the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/08/2020|
That's Varya, R61.
She and Geoff were the only ones who didn't show up for the reunion.
Clearly, he didn't want to answer questions about his domestic abuse charges.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||06/08/2020|
people like Stephanie annoy the fuck out of me... she always has to be the victim
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/08/2020|
Geoffrey is still legally married. He abused his wife and she fled to Canada. They were not invited to the reunion because it is all fake as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/08/2020|
Geoffrey was not invited back to the reunion due to 1) he is a convicted felon (drug dealing) and 2) he is currently facing serious felony domestic abuse charges, including sexual assault.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/08/2020|
My favourite couple of all of them has to be David from Vegas who is so delusional, it is side splittingly funny. The Russian girl (can't remember her name) is so indifferent. She has a major business running these lucrative chatlines from Russia that she is not about to ditch that for this paunchy desperate loser David from Vegas.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/08/2020|
[quote] My favourite couple of all of them has to be David from Vegas who is so delusional, it is side splittingly funny. The Russian girl (can't remember her name) is so indifferent.
Haha, his "fiancee" is named Lana.
On the Reunion Part 2, David admits that she hasn't spoken to him in a week.
"Big Ed" starts ragging on David about how stupid he is, then David loses it on Ed. Drama!
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/08/2020|
Lana, r68! Lana! ha ha ha What a character Lana is. I can't wait for the "showdown" - I think that even if David was shown photos of "lana" screwing a guy, or 10 guys, he'd come up with some excuse for her. Sucker born every minute. Maybe someone should translate that saying for David at some point.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/08/2020|
Las Vegas is clearly idiot central casting for this show.
David and Lana.
Yolanda and Williams.
And of course, Colty and Larissa.
All of them, suckers and idiots.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/08/2020|
Did anyone watch the new Other Way tonight? The gay couple looks good together, despite the 26 year age difference.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/08/2020|
This David from Vegas guy is a self-described millionaire. During the reunion, he had this crappy wood cabinet in view that had the glass broken out of it and the shelves looked broken.
He lives in a crappy house and Yolanda who has raised tons of kids as a mostly single parent has a much nicer home in the same city.
I don't think he's anywhere near a millionaire, except in his deranged brain and I think he broke the glass in his cabinet. Probably threw something at it when he was mad at Lana. Anger issues?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/09/2020|
David is a mental case and a stalker.
He went to Ukraine FIVE TIMES to look for this woman. And he even went to her apartment and knocked on her door.
Who does that??? Fucking psycho.
Of course, they brought on the other loser Caesar, to show what idiots these guys are.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/09/2020|
[quote] This David from Vegas guy is a self-described millionaire
By that, he probably means the ownership of a million cats.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/09/2020|
Why couldn't the gay Mexican take his daughter and move to the US on a K-1 visa? I missed that part.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/09/2020|
me too.. I don't think they said why the gay mexican couldn't go to the US
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/09/2020|
Probably R75 because the child has a mother who does not want to be separated from her.
Just like crazy Ash lied to Avery telling her it would be no problem for him to rip his son from his ex's arms and spirit him to the US.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/09/2020|
No, the mother died in a car accident.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/09/2020|
David is a stalker and a mental case, agree. Kind of sad if it weren't so funny or vice versa. Great entertainment and you can't make these characters up. the 'guy with no neck' or Big Ed was actually pretty clever in calling out David & Lana for what it is. Didn't he say something like this to David:[bold] "$300,000 and all you got was long nails can't use an iphone."
|by Anonymous||reply 79||06/09/2020|
Yeah, Ed is really cunty but kind of funny.
I guess he has had to rely on his wit for many years, since he has nothing else going for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/09/2020|
Big Ed has been single for over 28 years I think. I did a double take when I heard that last night.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||06/09/2020|
Ed was a disgusting pig: he went as a sex tourist basically ( a cheap one) and was rude and condescending to Rose and her family and their impoverished circumstances.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||06/09/2020|
Big Ed says he likes being called Big Ed cuz it makes him feel taller. Love this Show!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/15/2020|
Omg, I can't believe that Deaven just totally outed Jihoon as having a small dick.
It wasn't even just a snide remark. It was actually part of her story about becoming pregnant!
"I got pregnant the first time we had sex, because the condom slipped off. So I bought some 'extra snug' condoms so it wouldn't happen again."
Rofl at the Pillow Talk people They were all over that! Some didn't even know there was such a thing as extra snug condoms. Nor did I.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/16/2020|
Snug fit condoms. For teeny tiny dicks.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/16/2020|
I'm getting sick of that Elizabeth and her worthless sociopath Moldavian husband Andrei.( They are on one of the spinoffs) Ok, yea, I get it, he totally has a huge dick. HE REEKS of huge dick syndrome, but the guy is stunted! He's uncomfortable to watch he's so awkward. He's demanding, that Elizabeth demands her father pay for their ( just announced) wedding in Moldavia which is to take place in 4 weeks. He's either on the Eastern European spectrum or he knows his social disfunction is creating family unbalance and assuring a durable static filled storyline. I can't stand him, but I would soooo fuck him naked in front of a urinal at the Eagle.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/18/2020|
Elizabeth and Andrei are normal and actually funny when they appear on Pillow Talk. When they are on a regular show like Happily Ever After, he's such a dick and she's such a whiny troublemaker.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/18/2020|
I agree, R87.
I felt the same way as R86 when I first saw him on 90 Day Fiance, but after watching him on Pillow Talk, he's actually pretty mellow and funny.
A lot of these couples just need time to gel, and get used to each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||06/18/2020|
I watch pillow talk just for Andrei and Sexy Alexei’s crotch shots/furry legs.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||06/19/2020|
Has anyone noticed why some (or most) of them have some sort of run-ins with the law? I can't remember who exactly right now, but their previous arson, insurance fraud, assault, etc convictions or records all come up when dealing with visa issues. It's sad, hilarious at the same time.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||06/19/2020|
I’m revisiting 90 day fiancé happily ever after season 3 - great pandemic viewing. Pedro and Chantal, Nicole and azan, Anfisa and Jorge - the good old days!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||06/19/2020|
Andrei is hot... love his voice
|by Anonymous||reply 92||06/29/2020|
Yolanda apparently rented an Airbnb for her taping. And lord she almost died of Covid in December! They glossed over that one in the reunion.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||06/29/2020|
Serious queston: Is Samoan guy "intellectually challenged"? I'm struggling to figure out if it's a language barrier or just stupidity he's having.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||07/01/2020|
Samoan guy seems of pleasant, slightly-below-average intelligence. But he gave the lady what she was looking for on vacation.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||07/04/2020|