What if god....

I don’t do bus. Limo, sure. But bus? Ha!

What if God masked one of us.

Gloved a stranger on a bus...

Tied me up in mama’s truss...

Stuck a dildo up my buss

Coughing all the way home

What if god was on your bus...

Drinking Schlitz just like a lush...

His foul breath just made me blush

Nobody texting on the phone...

what if god was chaturbate

Man I’ve always hated this song!

R Eleven learns to late...

Lay down, accept your fate

And don’t you date moan

What if god fucked up a post

Over-syruped my French Toast

Blew a loogie up the coast

Then passed out in my home...

What if god was Muriel

Kicked her ass then sat and swirled

Til she coo’d , then fought and twirled

Please don’t follow me back home

Joan, Joan, Joan.... what if God WERE one of us. Subjunctive case. Contrary to fact.

(she didn't write the song...)

What if god was R twentythree?

Sucked the life right outta me

Now I’m hanging from a tree

Death and vocabulary

R23, all alone.

What if god was in my bed?

So much that could be said

Were. Not was. What if God were one of us?

Wish she’d had an editor before releasing this song. Unreal conditional. Hypothetical.

Wish r31 was dead

Oops, my hands have seemed to bled

Well now I kind of want to watch Joan Of Arcadia.

And my feet and torso...

What if god looks like a goat

Thank you, r23 and r31, for typing "What if God [italic]were[/italic] one of us," so that I didn't have to.

[quote] Were. Not was. What if God were one of us? Wish she’d had an editor before releasing this song. Unreal conditional. Hypothetical.

Taking into account Jesus, which would make it not hypothetical, would it still be “were”?

What if was was was was was

Twas a were and not a was

I’ve long lost a good buzz

Cos these fuckers won’t play.

What if god WERE a punction queen

Punctuation, that’s what I mean

Defibrillation, what could have been

As I gag my way home.

R38 "what if.." suggests subjunctive... no matter what your beliefs about the Incarnation of the Fucking Word (John 1:1-14) who came to inhabit Being and Die on the Fucking Cross for all of humankind's sins. Redeeming us before the White Judgement Throne of the Angry God....

(sorry, it'd been a difficult couple weeks...{

What if god was made of pus...

What if god was a major cunt?

What if god lit up a blunt

And made a cake, it was a bundt

That me made for Alan Funt.

.... I suspect some folks are smoking funny cigarettes....

What if god was at the door

Saying, “Hey, you dirty whore”