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So when do you think the government will open up the euthanasia centers ????

You know it coming

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by Anonymousreply 20April 1, 2020 1:24 AM

The centers are already here. They are called over crowded, under staffed, under resourced hospitals, amid an immediately uncontrollable health crisis.

by Anonymousreply 1March 30, 2020 3:36 AM

The Spanish shot...

by Anonymousreply 2March 30, 2020 3:37 AM

This week

by Anonymousreply 3March 31, 2020 9:33 PM

go fuck yourself, Svetlana

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by Anonymousreply 4March 31, 2020 9:38 PM

They’re called death panels and they are a central provision of Obamacare. That’s why I smartly signed up for The Affordable Health Care Act coverage, instead of the Kenyan, Muslim, Obummercare!

by Anonymousreply 5March 31, 2020 10:16 PM

An interviewer asked Mae West if she believed in euthanasia. She replied "I belief in youth all over the world."

by Anonymousreply 6March 31, 2020 10:23 PM

Jared is rushing to create a self-euthanasia kit.

by Anonymousreply 7March 31, 2020 10:23 PM

You're volunteering, right, OP?

by Anonymousreply 8March 31, 2020 10:26 PM

Here you go, Op. The capsule acts as a coffin while the base is reusable.

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by Anonymousreply 9March 31, 2020 10:29 PM

Years ago a friend gave me a Gift Certificate for "One Visit" to Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

by Anonymousreply 10March 31, 2020 10:31 PM

Currently taking appointments. What size rock you want?

A) small (for babies and pinheads) - $20

B) medium (fits most female heads) - $30

C) large (perfect for anyone) - $40

D) pulverizer (ideal for Trump supporters) - I pay you $100

by Anonymousreply 11March 31, 2020 10:32 PM

R7 Nothing like "Courteous Self-Service"

by Anonymousreply 12March 31, 2020 10:39 PM

I'll go only if they do this:

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by Anonymousreply 13March 31, 2020 10:47 PM

[quote]So when do you think the government will open up the euthanasia centers ????

They're taking forever.

by Anonymousreply 14March 31, 2020 10:49 PM

This will be solved in the future when everyone has a life clock implanted and self terminates at the age of 30. If its blinking red, it's your time.

On the upside, everyone will be young and beautiful and sexually promiscuous.

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by Anonymousreply 15March 31, 2020 11:06 PM

I'm pretty up on lifespan expansion. What with CRISPR, regenerative medicine and the like there's pretty much nothing we won't be able to cure.

by Anonymousreply 16March 31, 2020 11:24 PM

Young man, did you say to place old people in the Crisper Drawer in the refrigerator?

by Anonymousreply 17March 31, 2020 11:45 PM

'Soylent Green' was one of Edward G Robinson's last roles. I always liked him (since my Dad liked him). He died about 2 weeks after the OP's scene. I always cry during that scene.

by Anonymousreply 18April 1, 2020 12:06 AM

R13 that is oddly reminiscent of the dance floor at The Saint

by Anonymousreply 19April 1, 2020 12:58 AM

If you're going to reference a film, it would help to link to it.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 1, 2020 1:24 AM
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