What are you doing this very minute?

Sitting on a large covered front porch on top of a hill on twelve acres in a small town in Texas Hill Country, drinking coffee with two black labs at feet. Thinking of having pimiento cheese sandwich for lunch. Nice breeze.

Getting my lunch

Here, enjoy this Spotify playlist that Gap had me curate for them:

[quote] There is a box of Kleenex and a container of antibacterial wipes at my feet. A yoga mat, a cat rest nearby.

If there was ever any doubt that OP is gay, I think this kind of seals the deal.

Eating a turkey sandwich in Dallas after deep cleaning my kitchen. Going on a long walk after this

R1, really sounds lovely

Eating lemon yogurt and drinking Earl Grey tea. Afterwards I shall retire to the balcony to read in my new lounge chair.

How can OP be lying on his couch, slowly making food!?

Trying to clear the cobwebs from my brain and start a new painting in Palm Springs.

Turned on the computer for find pron and was distracted by new DL posts.

Thank you, R6, it really is. My sister graciously invited me to come stay indefinitely. We’re over 60 and sheltering decently. I am blessed.

On a zoom conference.

I took an Adderall about an hour ago. I'm online going back and forth between DL and Pornhub. A regular wants to swing by but I'm going to abstain for now.

Laying on the couch with a cat stretched out on me, watching The Office. Waiting for two pounds of ground beef to defrost and then will make a pot of chili and meatballs. My days revolve around food. I’ve already been for an hour-long walk. If it’s not raining later will go for another.

Perfectly happy and content.

Douching with a gallon of Clorox bleach.

R11 Sister.

Jesus. I can see that kids lungs in r15's pic.

Sitting in front of the TV, watching a Doris Day movie (Please Don't Eat The Daisies) and eating homemade potato salad with cheese and crackers.

marathon "Little Fires Everywhere" on HULU

R19- It it good?? Cannot stand Reese or Keri! Kerri/Kerry

[quote] How can OP be lying on his couch, slowly making food!?

You’ve never cooked something?

Here’s a hint: when you put something in the oven, it’s not like those cooking shows you watch where it instantly comes out.

Just finished lunch (chicken and noodles), laundry and sitting on the couch with HGTV on for background noise (a break from MSNBC) with my laptop. I guess I will have to get up in a few to put away the folded clothes and do some Spring cleaning...Just feeling extra lazy today.

R8, perhaps OP has a hot plate nearby and is rolling over to throw on some fish sticks.

Be careful with that, r23. That’s what took down Shady Pines.

We all know it was you, Sophia.

Waiting for the Lysol on the mail to dry, pissed off at J. C. Penney, and thinking about dinner.

R25 = Crooked Fire Inspector

Scribble, scribble, scribble.

Just woke up from a nap.

picking my ass, OP.

Eating breakfast on the balcony. Looking at the water. And realising that all my neighbours are doing the same thing.

DL and lite jazz on Pandora

Laying on the sofa, reading DL before going to bed. The heating’s on, the apartment’s old. The slow ticking of the metal expanding is soothing.

Whirlybirding.

Virtual cocktail hour with friends on facetime - last night used facebook messenger!

Jerking off.

And I just came.

Now tell us about the clean-up.

Laying in bed with one of my dogs and eating cashews and surfing the net.

I just got done doing my taxes. Im getting a $700 refund plus $1200 Trump check. Jealous bitches?

R39 - oh, dear!

R38, don’t use toilet paper. That’s all I’m prepared to say right now cause I have to hop in the shower and get the little TP tidbits off.

I went to sleep after dinner and woke up around 10:30. Now I'm trying to decide between going back to sleep or staying up for an AA meeting on Zoom that starts at midnight.

Googling Coronavirus symptoms

Checking out various beginner guitar tutorials on youtube. Have also signed up for a Udemy guitar course. Fingers crossed

Working to pay for your stimulus checks.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Getting ready to call a client. Then will make lunch of leftover steak and a salad.

R47 fuckoff. I’m working.

Working. On a conference call.

In the recovery room in a hospital. Just had surgery and I can't feel the lower half of my body yet.

Are you sure it’s there?

Yikes.

Just finished my lunch (chicken sandwich made with leftovers from a chicken I roasted last night) and while eating, watched two YouTube videos regarding the restoration of the "New Room" in George Washington's Mount Vernon. Fascinating!

Reading DataLounge and watching local news on TV.

Relaxing after a rough time of hacking up and burying a couple of corpses that has been cluttering up the bedroom.

^ had been.

Oh dear! My grammar is failing!

I'll be the skeleton at the feast. I'm sitting here trying not to cry because I just got back from having our black cat euthanized. He had a serious heart problem, and developed a blood clot on the lower spine, which paralyzed his back legs. He was also in extreme pain. It's called saddle thrombus. He cried all the way to the clinic. He was ten years old and we had no idea that his heart was starting to fail. My heart is torn apart.

Caressing all my toilet paper.

R9 Paint me like one of your French girls.

Sitting in my office with a box of cookies and waiting for laundry to finish. Cleared out my bathroom and letting cleaner soak everywhere all day and then will spray off (the walls are tile and the floors are ceramic. I haven't done this in a while.) Have Paula Zahn on in the background with murder after murder. 2 cats follow me from room to room as if they're critiquing. I'm kind of loving this Corona lock down.

R57-I am sorry Miss Lucy. What a terrible time to lose a beloved companion. I wish both you and your beloved peace. She was cherished and that’s what’s important in the end.

Thank you R51. I don't know how I'm going to get over this, I really don't. He was special. Good natured, a gentle giant of a cat, the other cats loved him. A beautiful, huge black creature. This was so sudden. He was fine this morning.

R52 : It's definitely there now. Thank god for the 60 percs they gave me. This hurts more than getting raped by a wild boar's corkscrew cock with no lube while being forced to listen to commentators for a football game do the play by play with their annoying commentator voices.

Have just finished watching the Evil Genius on Netflix. Layig in bed now and readig DL. I check Whatsapp every few minutes. I want to text my boyfriend but I don't want to distrat him. He has a tons of work to do.

R63 the anesthesia has loosened your tongue or enhanced your narrative skills - which is it?

Taking a break from clearing out my front hall, getting ready to paint it and the second bedroom. The dust behind the bookshelf was about an inch thick. I've got an hour before I meet a friend for a beachfront walk. I think I'll clean the kitchen so I've got a clear run when I start painting.

Off to do the kitchen now.

R66 is meeting her new beach friends.

I condole you MissLucy. Were you able to be with your cat for the procedure? I posted on another thread that my cat is dying of cancer and I am trying to keep her comfortable until I can put her down properly. I have been dropping her at the vet every 7 - 10 days for a steroid shot and IV fluids. I would have put her down two weeks ago but I wouldn’t be allowed to be there and hold her.

The treatments are working but I know she is on borrowed time. She is still eating well and getting around but it breaks my heart that it is time and I can’t do it right now. Of course if she takes a bad turn I will do it. I am just hoping she can hang on to see another spring or maybe even summer, and that she can die in my arms when it is time. I hope you were able to be there with your kitty. In any case, you gave her a beautiful life and did right by her at the end.

R65 : Probably the latter. I never know when to shut my pie hole.

Take care and enjoy the recovery room R69.

Did they do the thing with hot blankets? I loved the hot blankets.

What the fuck is a cat rest?

R68 I wasn't able to be there. I passed the carrier over to the doctor at the door and described what had happened, but due to the virus, civilians aren't allowed in. However, my partner works at that clinic, so he was able to be with Zeke. I feel completely wiped out, and I think I'm going to feel like that for a while. Best wishes to you and your precious cat, and thank you.

R72 Sorry.

Thanks R73

Yes, R70. They tried to give me hot blanket treatment in the OR as well but I almost blacked out so they took them away for me.

I'm back home now with my leg up. I'm starting to think that the percs that I was given are a placebo because they are nooooooot a' working.

Thanks for wishing me well.

Shitting

Just been for a walk along the beach and a quick swim with a mate, we grabbed our respective takeaway lunches and headed home to our respective home offices. Having kept 1.5 metres apart for the duration.

[quote] Layig in bed now and readig DL. I check Whatsapp every few minutes. I want to text my boyfriend but I don't want to distrat him.

I’m sure he’s grateful you didn’t send him a text if they’re this error-prone.

Washing my 50 extra large black dildos in the dishwasher.

Laying in bed, staring at my phone and squirming in discomfort since learning I have crabs about an hour ago

You got crabs during an epidemic 1000 times worse than the aids. You are disgusting.

[quote]I'm slowly making some food.

Is that what they call wanking these days?

Morning sunrise swim with cuban coffe. Re stocked the bird feeder. Six snow white Ibis with blood red beaks came to feed. Peacock cawing. Life is good. For now.

[quote] extra large black dildos

Isn’t that redundant?

Nah, R84: they come in several sizes: large, extra large, Mandingo, and "Oh My Fucking God."

Sofie, R25

Decompressing from a trip to Costco. Though it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. They have employees all over the place so there were no checkout lines. The only things that they didn't have were TP and wipes. Should be able to stay in for at least 2 weeks now.

r80, I won't go as low as to call you "disgusting," but "unfortunate" sure crossed my mind.

I spent 15 minutes on my hands and knees tracing back a line of ants in my living room. Got out the boric acid . Then thought what the hell ....let em live.

This morning: not going out. Early morning online AA meeting. Phone with friend from that meeting who lives in FL half the year. Now you guys.

Diana Ross turned down ‘It’s Raining Men’. She did, however, sing the Michael Jackson written song Is Want Muscles’.

Just lounging about, getting over a cold.

Back from a three hour, three-store food shopping trip with enough to cover us for the next week or ten days. North of Boston there don’t seem to be many shortages. The only thing on my list I couldn’t find was lactose-free half and half. That’s not always in stock at Market Basket anyway, but they had toilet paper and paper towels. I didn’t need any, but they were down to just a couple of packs of the Clorox wipes. Otherwise the shelves were full, the tape marks on the floor were being used, and people were distancing themselves from one another.

Likewise Wilson Farms in Lexington and Russo’s in Watertown, two greengrocers that have grown from farmstands to full food stores. Russo’s is a restaurant supplier, so they have almost everything they usually do (crappy avocados but they were three for $2.00) and bigger than usual bags of oranges for juice. Wilson Farms had as much or more than they usually do, stocked with stuff for Easter and Passover, so the places here, at least the ones I go to, all seem back to almost normal.