I was raped in a Kentucky Fried Chicken bathroom

BILL TAYLOR, YOU HAVE THE WORST LUCK.

Erotica. Romance.

Get a life

Before you do anything, OP, please wash all that Extra Crispy (and god knows what) off your hands and face.

Did they at least offer you a free bucket of chicken with a side of mashed, on your way out?? Bet they didn't greedy bitches.

You must report this violent crime to Detectives Elliot Stabler and Olivia Benson AT ONCE. They will interview you while you are at the hospital getting a rape kit done. At the hospital, you will probably contract Covid-19, so get your affairs in order and prepare for death.

A sorrowful face, smeared with chicken grease, breadcrumbs, and tears.

So many, many tears.

When I go through the KFC drive-through I’m always served by a hung twink. God bless KFC.

Did he at least use the chicken grease as lube?

Pics or it didn't happen

I did it with Michael Jackson in the restroom of a Hardees’

I’d like to reach in your bucket and grab some dark meat.

To quote a butch trucker/rapist in another thread, “Nice and Easy Mashed Potatoes.”

You forgot to add "Fat Whores Rejoice!"

I guess it’s suicide for you op

Is this why the trucker in the other thread was ranting about mashed potatoes? Do we have a cereal rapist?

R6 When the case seems to become a little personal for Benson, Stabler wonders why. At the end of the episode, she confesses that her mother's rape/her conception occurred in a KFC bathroom.

Typing fat OP, typing fat.

Boy, the Penthouse Forum stories have really gone down in quality.

Did he shoot his sausage gravy over your biscuits?

Carbs are the worst!

I fucked the Statler Bros

At least you weren't DRUGGED and raped!

He died as he lived — with a gnawed-on chicken drumstick clasped in his greasy hand.

How gigantic the rapist must be to overpower and rape a 400-lb beached whale?

I had sex with the Gatlin Brothers too!

Hi Miss Graham. Is that what you're reduced to now, Kentucky Fried Whores?

First time I ever felt sorry for a rapist.

"rona" - God, for this alone, I hope he punched you, too.

He may have given my clamidia too but I can't get tested because it's considered non essential. Thanks Rona!

See, I love their buttermilk biscuits, so I probably would have given in. OP, are you fat?

Fake news, OP.

All restaurants, including KFC, are closed because of the virus, drive thru service only.

Unless you're recounting something that happened to you in your prime 40 years ago.

R29: Rona Ambrose ruined everything! Damn Canadian Conservative Party!

OP = Stacy Lane Matthews

Aw, c’mon. No humor-challenged newbies to excoriate us for laughing at an obviously made up tale?

(COVID) -19/10

This might also need 19 "Sure Jan" gifs too.

OP you need to get to your nearest Rape Counseling Centers of America right away and get an emergency rape counseling session. Rape Counseling Centers of America are located in most every shopping mall and select Sam's Clubs. Blessings.

Never forget--

Every man is a potential rapist...

...with a little encouragement!

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

You can’t rape the willing you fat whore

But was it rape rape?

Everyone knows Popeye's has superior biscuits so I call bullshit on this fake #metoo!

OP, it's not "rona", it's "THE rona"!

R42 you’re so right. My apologies.

But is your two piece intact?

Purr Chrissy Metz! Purr purr Chrissy!

Be thankful it wasn't at an ARBY'S.

You ever get Horsey Sauce in your eye, Gabriel? Hmmm???

It BURRRRNS!

I miss that little bucket parfait.

since you were eating KFC I guess we don’t have to ask whether you pre-lubed.

0.0000000001/1

White or Dark Meat?

That's what you get for going to Spain and eating nothing but fast food.

Still raped over here!

I dream about this literally everyday.

At least it was cleaner than being raped in a KFC kitchen, I guess?

Bump have you been tested for all the whore diseases yet op?

Would a Waffle House bathroom had been better, OP?

OP please tell me you ate the biscuit. Don’t let that goodness go to waste.

Just be glad it wasn't in this bathroom:

I guess that they really do chicken right...