Your Neighbors During The Apocalypse

My neighbor is in her 80s. Her frau daughter comes to visit every day with her kids in tow. Guess they don’t gaf if granny gets sick and dies.

6 year old upstairs loves to stomp and her parents play dumb when I say something. Only good thing, she goes to bed at 8pm (quiet after that).

A few millennios now think it's cool to yack endlessly and LOUDLY on their phones while sitting on their window/fire escapes.

One other neighbor shouted, "No one cares, Britney!"

"That's not my name!"

"It is now!"

r3 I am a very tall male , with a very loud voice, and seem to intimidate some people, although I am not an aggressive person. As a result, I am self-deprecating and very wary of confrontation (I'm also a little bit of a drunk),and would never ever do this. In fact, I leave neighbors along no matter what they are doing, but I LOVE when people do this kind of shit (when appropriate), because it's not really even that mean spirited, kinda fun and factual, informing the person of reality, etc. It's also quintessentially NYC. I grew up in Philadelphia, and now live in Albuquerque, and here if you confront or argue with people it's just nuts, guns are draw, police get involved. etc. IN NYC I've seen people argue INSANELY about traffic or a parking spot, for minutes, just screaming, then just get in cars, walk away like nothing happened. In fact, they ENJOYED the confrontation, it's like a sport to them.

I have a douchebag next door who has bass heavy music playing every day and some trashy assholes who like to party every night and hang out in the courtyard. They only get really loud right when I need to go to bed, after 10pm. Playing brown noise helps a bit but it doesn't totally drown them out.

Yep. I love New York!

"New Yorker singing out window told to ‘Shut the f--k up!’"

To be fair, it WAS Miss Lake Dardanelle singing.

A friend in San Francisco posted this, with a comment that mostly the only people on the streets are deranged homeless people.

Christains (intentionally misspelled) will die off in huge numbers, so that's a silver lining.