I'm cooking a filet of salmon in my dishwasher!!

Is it a French dishwasher?

Why OP? 450 degree oven (preheated), olive oil, kosher salt and fresh ground pepper, Squeeze of lemon when it comes out. 16-18 minutes depending on weight (I am usually cooking a pound)

Isn't that a waste of energy, OP?

Is this like a faux sous vide method?

Is this like a faux sous vide method?

But doesn't it taste soapy?

I hope you don't have The Corona.

R3 Not to mention the waste of water.

Wouldn't wrapping it in foil and steaming it suffice?

I heard about people doing this on their car engine, too. What a waste of time and energy. Listen to R2. You can do this in less than 20 minutes in the oven. Or poach it on the stove.

Oh, you're not doing this while you're cleaning dishes are you? So you running a dishwasher solely for cooking a good piece of fish?

You, sir, are an imbecile.

I dislike salmon. Is the recipe good for any other type of fish?

Is the whole house going to smell like a fish market now?

See you in the emergency room, OP.

Huge waste of water

I’m washing my dishes in the washing machine.

Well if Joel6538 swears by it...

Just get a Filet O'Fish at McDonald's

No, because I'm baking a chicken in my dryer.

Fun fact: McDonalds sells more Filet O’Fish when it rains.

No I'm not jealous. Salmon a la Cascade is not my favorite dish.

Big deal, OP. I'm making scrambled eggs in the vacuum cleaner!

I have some hotel butter I'm going to drizzle on this later.

It's going to be MMM MMM good!

I'm vacuuming the rug with my microwave.

i have always wondered about this.

if you put it in a cooking bag, it should be safe to also do your dishes.

tell us how it went, OP.

Is this like "Crispy chicken without frying?"

I can think of nothing on this earth that I am truly less jealous of.

supposedly, you can also make cake in there too.

and you know what happens when we fatties don't get our cake, right?

R19 I'm choking! Oh God, I love this thread!

Sounds gross.

Nevertheless, I've heard of people cooking turkey in dishwashers before. Why?

OP, there's a marvelous new invention!'

It's called an oven.

There is no such thing as a preheated oven R2. It's either heated or it's not.

R28, here's a link to turkey cooked in the dishwasher, although I remain skeptical.

[quote] here's a link to turkey cooked in the dishwasher, although I remain skeptical.

It's probably safer than cooking it in one of those exploding backyard turkey fryers.

It was delicious, bitches!!

450 is a little,high. I cook at 350. Lemon pepper sauce. Olive oil. Soy sauce after taking out.

Pan-seared salmon is the best.

I'm using my hair dryer as a dildo!

Massive waste of water and energy. Of course, some men will brag about doing this.

Poor man's sous vide. You can cook a steak a la sous vide in the same manner.

I'm cleaning my oven!

Video of steak.

I'm making popcorn in my clothes dryer.

Why not cook in your dishwasher, now that we can no longer cook on our car engines?

Really, you can do the same thing under the hood of your car.

Better than microwave cooking, I guess.

OP, you cook poor!

How 1978.

And salmon filets are for pussies.

(Or people making lox or gravlax, which you're not.)

I'm making Danny breakfast in my small intestine.

Maybe I'll have enough left over for you, OP.

I installed a disposal in the shower so I could make a salad while showering!

I just chopped up a fresh spring greens salad with my lawnmower.

I just made minestrone in my washing machine. It's a little more watery than I would have liked.

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I'm grating Parmesan cheese with my Scott's lawn fertilizer spreader!

That’s nothing. I wash my dishes in a fry pan.

I'm hydrating sun dried tomatoes and dried porcini mushrooms in my toilet tank!

Salmon al Cascade Platinum - yum

Was this a ‘70s fad?

Yep, R55. Attention-seeking fraus were doing this in 1977. OP is one Johnny Cum Lately on this one.

I use my oven as a sweater cubby; seriously.

r57 Another Kramer...

you’ll never get the smell of salmon out of your dishwasher

Yea, the dishwasher!

I actually did this once. Thanksgiving of 1982, IIRC. My oven was so full with turkey and side dishes, and someone had told me the dishwasher method for salmon. I triple-wrapped a side of salmon I'd seasoned, plus some dill fronds, in aluminum foil. I think I used the drying cycle only.

It worked. No chemical aftertaste.

I'm doing my laundry in the freezer. Just freeze the clothes! It kills all the germs!

Fascinating to me that people look for alternative methods like this rather than just turning on the stove.

This is about the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Might as well use the lawnmower to floss your teeth. Or stick your head in the garbage disposal for your pandemic haircut.

I love this thread!

Fold your Salmon (with seasonings) in an envelope of parchment paper and cook in oven, toaster oven, or microwave oven.

R64, I prefer the weedeater for my pandemic haircuts over the garbage disposer.

I'm using my Tide pen to bleach my anus...

If you're a whore on the go, Tide pens are where it's at!

I'm making Pot Roast in the jacuzzi.

I just love dishwasher salmon smothered in a Cascade reduction sauce.

Why on Earth would I be jealous of someone with a broken oven?

I'm grilling tuna in my toaster!

your blender makes a great foot whirlpool as long as you don’t stick your feet in TOO much

I’m making prison wine in my toilet

[quote]I'm cooking a filet of salmon in my dishwasher!

Honey, just take a shower. It's been months.

I'm drying my clothes on the ceiling fan.

I'm shredding old paperwork with my Cuisinart!

I keep my quilt in the oven.

I'm blow-drying my hair in the oven!

How the hell did I miss this thread when it was fresh? I'm beginning to believe Muriel holds back certain threads from those of us who are mere visitors, not members/contributors.

True story, I knew a woman who was giving a big party and wanted to wash a huge quantity of lettuce, so she put all the lettuce in the washing machine, figuring that the rinse and drain cycle would do the trick. She thought she had read about it somewhere. It was not a raving success.....

I'm wetting myself on my desk chair

Alright, I’ll share my secret with you ungrateful bitches.

Don’t say I never did anything for you!

I’m zesting lemons with my three day beard stubble!

My God your dishwasher is going to smell like Cheryl.

I ran a small coffee place in college and believe it or not I had the idea R83 posted, of using the coffee burner to keep hot dogs hot. My little shop was in a dorm building and the students were perpetually hungry so I thought it would work, but it looked too gross and I didn’t have any other way of serving a ‘hot’ hot dog. My microwaved hot dogs were not a success.

Hardee Har Har. I'll have y'all know it was fingerlickin good! In fact I might make it again this week

OP, make turkey in it and be impressed.

I’m mincing garlic with my electric hedge clippers!

I’m using my washing machine to thaw frozen food!

I’m using my weed whacker to trim my dog’s nails!

I’m mixing martinis in my snowblower!

R91 Dremel tool works much better for that!

I’m washing Jesus’ feet with my hair!

Wouldn't a microwave be a simpler way to thaw frozen food than your damned Maytag?

OP was posting from 1984.

How quaint.

This thread is golden, DL. My favorites are the guy who is drying his laundry on the ceiling fan and the one zesting lemon with his beard stubble. Oh fuck, we should all list our top 3...or 5!

I am using my weed whacker on my back hair. I use my leaf blower to dry my balls.

In the winter I do actually use my attached garage as a refrigerator to cool down hot food before actually moving it to the refrigerator.

[quote]Fascinating to me that people look for alternative methods like this rather than just turning on the stove.

Absolutely impossible. The stove is where I store all of my important documents.

[quote]Fascinating to me that people look for alternative methods like this rather than just turning on the stove.

The only time I did it was on Thanksgiving. The oven was occupied.

[quote]The only time I did it was on Thanksgiving. The oven was occupied.

Not by Sylvia Plath, one hopes.

[quote]The only time I did it was on Thanksgiving. The oven was occupied.

Not by a foreign country, I hope. It was Thanksgiving, for Godsake!

I'm soaking my customer's hand in dish detergent before I file her nails!

I'm keeping my parking meter change in quarter rolls up my butt!

Grandma used to wash her delicates (her undies) in a slow cooker overnight set on low.

I use an assault rifle to cook bacon!

I use an assault rifle to cook bacon!

[quote]Grandma used to wash her delicates (her undies) in a slow cooker overnight set on low

Please tell me that she didn't then use it to cook stew for the family the following day.

No, R09.

Sauerkraut and pigtails.

She was German and very practical.

He went to Garrote!

One of the funniest threads I've read on here in a long while that made me laugh. Good job OP!

I use my $4000 Nordic Trak Incline Treadmill as a combination off-season clothes rack and cat bed.

I'm fat as a hippo.

The Chinese in Beijing got Covid19 from salmon

Remember when a lesbian told us on DL her partner used their PedEgg to grate parmesan cheese for their pasta dinners for guests?

[quote] Not by Sylvia Plath, one hopes.

Nothin' says lovin' like someone's in the oven.

I’m using my turkey baster as an anal douche before my date tonight, i’m also using it for Ina Garten’s famous roast chicken!

I would give it a try except..........I don't own a dishwasher.

Jealous of being a fucking dolt? No.

I'm using my bidet as a punch bowl.

I'm using my hot water tank as a bong!

And to create his post, r117 used his comma splice machine.

I'm using the salad spinner to toss my husband's salad!

I use my weed whacker for self flagellation.

I'm using my paper shredder to make spaetzle!

I use wine boxes for shoe storage.

Oh, r126. That kind of wine box.

I’m melting raclette with my space heater!

I’m making Swedish Fish in my ThingMakerTM!

This seems ... unnecessary.

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