Tori Spelling sick and out of toilet paper.

I needed this today.

I love schadenfreude.

Well, this answers the "who will fake coronavirus first, just for the attention" question.

What a drama queen! Remember when she had Ebola?

She'll say anything for attention.

It would be funny if she, that feckless husband of hers got Coronavirus.

I wonder if Candi would take care of Tori's mongrel children?

R2 that was my first thought too😄

She looks mentally retarded in that picture.

What a bizarre face.

You just know her mother has a warehouse full of 2-ply and would never spare a roll.

Who the hell would want to fake this virus? Mentally ill to the extreme.

Why the hell did she have so many kids.

She should be quarantined for mental illness. Like 20 years ago.

Is there anyone that actually has the virus that lives near her? I will pay you to take a 6 roll of toilet paper to her.

[Quote] Why the hell did she have so many kids.

The short version is that she likes the attention Dean gives her when she's pregnant.

Her glasses are distracting, but mostly I'm very grateful that she took time from her busy day to let us know her toilet paper status.

Well I have a toilet paper room, it's next to the present wrapping room, so I'm not worried.

Let's be real.

She was too lazy to go get supplies when she needed them and also probably didn't have enough on her credit cards to charge the items even if she did get a hold of them.

She put this out there in hopes of people feeling bad and bringing her free shit.

If a vax comes in will she refuse it? For her kids? Will be funny to see all these anti vax cows run to a vaccine when it comes

I would never post such an unflattering pic of myself.

Is she on HGH?

I really hate myself for it, but I love this crazy ugly bitch.

She sho is ugly.

Me too, R19!

I never would have guessed she used toilet paper.

Candy, that bitch, won’t even spare a square of wrapping paper so that her grand children can properly wipe themselve?. Let’s hope that Tori, being the spoiled brat that she is, had bidets installed in all the bathrooms at her house.

Just like a virus you forget her even existing until she suddenly pops up again.

Just like a virus you forget her even existing until she suddenly pops up again.

It just wouldn't be a national emergency without a Tori Spelling spin on it. I’m sure she has already hired a documentary film crew to record the sad final days as she is forced to bury the dead bodies of her children one by one on her Hidden Hills rental property.

remember folks this is a person (and others like her) who are recording themselves and telling the world their situation including being out of toilet paper.. perfect example of narcissism... THAT MUCH IN NEED OF ATTENTION?

I'm glad she managed to squeeze in the paid ad for a frau book! Now maybe she'll be able to afford for her brood to wipe their bums for one more day.

Of course she is sick. As usual she is trying to stay relevant.

I guess she's Tori Smelling now.

So, no one can spare a square for dear Tori?

I thought she and her brood went to Target every day.

Tori is taking a cue from that Mormon Mom who called popo for milk for her baby.

r1 I though you wrote schnauzerfreude and thought, god yes, she really does look like a dog....

Would you rather be poor, or rich but look like Tori Spelling?

Dean's eyes keep creeping closer and closer to each other. Soon he'll be a Cyclops.

Her mother has a whole room filled with gift wrap; she could use that instead of t.p.

[quote] Soon he'll be a Cyclops.

He's already a baboon.

[Quote] or rich but look like Tori Spelling?

Rich??

Out of toilet paper? Does Corona virus makes you shit more than usual?

Seriously, as someone who watched BH 90210 back in the day from the first episode, I can't believe this is Tori now!

Shannen was the one who came across as trouble. Fighting, partying and fucking dudes.

Now, Shannen might not see 50 and Tori is the one off the reservation. Oh, and Luke Perry is dead!

I guess it is the Gen X in me!!

She probably wants people to send her packs of toilet paper, that Dean will then try to see on Ebay.

I’m just like all of you other fraus!

InstaCart or Shipt or whatever delivery services they have in L.A. don't deliver to wherever the house her mother rents for her is located?

R43 most stores are out of TP. Also soap, hand sanitizer, and Clorox wipes.

At least your tits aren't falling off, Tori.

She's morphing into Sally Jessie Raphael.

Look at that lady in R31's link, giving the family a dirty look. She looks like she just saw a big, smelly turd

R47 Maybe one of Tori's kids needs a diaper change.

#prayfortori

Picasso face.

Any update on Tori's condition?

Poor thing looks like a shaved cow.

#PoorTori

#TheStruggleIsReal

Her next book title: Fresh Outta Torit Paper

R51 No doubt it's still a shit faucet. She's likely using * highly collectable* 90210 original scripts to staunch the flow. Eviction from the West Hills tract house for non payment of rent is imminent.

She definitely does not have the face for glasses. That pair she is wearing especially unflattering.

No toilet paper, no wrapping paper, no money.

[quote]She definitely does not have the face for glasses. That pair she is wearing especially unflattering.

Her face or the glasses?

I can't believe NOBODY here on DL has reached out to help her in this time of need. Shame on all of you!

She'll be trolling everyone she knows for that $1k Trump claims we're getting.

And eyebrow tweezers, too, apparently.

Tori! Tori! Tori!

I bet they ran out of toilet paper again already.

Not to worry, news of this tugged at the heartstrings of dear Candy Spelling, who even now is rushing to Costco to buy some Christmas Nutcracker dolls to have delivered to Tori.

Everyone needs a pick-me-up!

Can't she just sell all of the shit she's hoarding??

R65 She out to get in touch with Goop about making Tori poop-scented candles.

R66 sounds like a real winner 😄

Why doesn't she just use reusable poop towels?

Bullshit. Her mother probably has bought a 2nd apartment in her building just to house her hoard of paper products.

Mother, may I sleep with Kirkland?

If anyone bites, she'll at least have money for toilet paper.

Tori Spelling isn’t letting a lil’ old pandemic stop her from making some money

The “Beverly Hills 90210” star touted a virtual meet-and-greet for 20 lucky fans this Thursday. The catch? Each participant has to pony up $95 for the chance to gab with Spelling.

Wow her useless husband couldn't even supply his family with toilet paper.

Why does she always remind me of an ibex??!

I don't know who I'm more embarrassed for--Tori for coming up with such a desperate ploy or the 'tards who actually take her up on it.

How many slots will be bought by the media just to cover what a train wreck it is going to be?

She and Angelyne should partner up. Imagine the grifting opportunities!

Might it be worth the $95 bucks to tell her to go fuck herself -- the same way Ethel Merman told Loretta Young off when she put money in a "swear box"?

Her kids always look so miserable. One of them is going to murder her as soon as they get a little older.

R78 how else will they get in my will?

If true, I have a hard time felling pity or anything else for this family. What about all the other Americans out there? They're on their own, and managing.

[Quote] The “Beverly Hills 90210” star touted a virtual meet-and-greet for 20 lucky fans this Thursday. The catch? Each participant has to pony up $95 for the chance to gab with Spelling.

Lucky?? $95??? 😦

Is Tori gonna get a $1200 stimulus check?

Is it going to be a Zoom meet-up, if so I want o learn how to Zoombomb and think we all should.

Why do people care if she is making money? If there are people willing to pay, leave them all alone and mind your own business.

R84 why so defensive??

she need wipe her big fat ass with her hand, wash it, and repeat till her asshole is clean, like they do in India....

If I'd just remained married to Carolyn Jones, none of this would've ever happened.

[quote]why so defensive??

Not defensive at all but people bitch when she doesn't her bills and bitch when she's making a buck.

R88 i think it's more that it just comes off as tacky (which is Tori's schtick) but still....

Why doesn't she or lazy ass husband get a job? Amazon is hiring. And Walmart too.

Is her shindig done? Did anyone go? What was she wearing, did she put out snacks? Did they lock up the kids so there weren’t any interruptions? Can you share your virtual selfie you paid $95 to get?

I can join 10+ Onlyfans sites for $95. Tori can fuck off.