...yes, I'd heard about people buying up toilet paper, but I hadn't bought any in a few weeks and so it wasn't top of mind until tonight I saw I was down to three rolls and figured I'd pick some up on my drive home. I stopped at Publix, Target, Walmart, Winn-Dixie, Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, Fresh Market, Costco, CVS, Walgreens, Lowes, Home Depot and a half dozen convenience stores. I finally lucked out at a tucked away gas station run by two sweet elderly ladies. They had a, well, shit-ton of single rolls and they were not price gouging.
I spent TWO HOURS looking for toilet paper tonight...
by Anonymous | reply 284 | March 31, 2020 6:45 AM |
Both water and toilet paper, initially out of stock, are back on my local shelves. Hopefully that means they will reappear on yours soon. :)
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 13, 2020 4:47 AM |
Palm Springs is out..I got Kleenex
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 13, 2020 4:47 AM |
Kleenex is bad for septic tanks. I mention this just in case you have a septic tank.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 13, 2020 4:50 AM |
Can someone explain the hoarding of toilet paper to me? I don't get the mentality. Is coronavirus going to stop toilet paper manufacturers from producing it?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 13, 2020 4:52 AM |
What’s more important than being able to wipe your ass, R4?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 13, 2020 4:53 AM |
If you run out of toilet paper and you're in your own home, you can just jump in the shower. It's not a big deal.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 13, 2020 4:54 AM |
Thank you, R6! This is exactly what I don't understand either. In fact, the fact most people don't seem to have considered that seems to suggest that they probably don't wash that part of themselves daily, which is so gross.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 13, 2020 4:59 AM |
I buy toilet paper in bulk (you know you'll need it and it doesn't go bad so why not?) so I'm good for at least 2 months. I went today to pick up non-perishable food (which nobody else seemed to be after) and soap and the paper products aisle was something out of Mad Max. Some genius did put a display of wine next to the sold out hand sanitizer shelf. I grabbed 3 bottles. If I die, it won't be sober.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 13, 2020 5:03 AM |
The people hoarding toilet people are the same ones who elected Trump, so do the math. Stupidity is the new normal, so nothing should surprise us anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 13, 2020 5:04 AM |
Yeah, I don't get the hoarding of TP. Do people think they'll get explosive diarrhea with the coronavirus?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 13, 2020 5:05 AM |
Seriously, r7. I don't get the toilet paper panic. Just jump in the shower and wash your ass! You're at home FFS! Most people only have to shit once or twice a day anyway, it's not like you'll have to do it 25 times. So stupid to hoard toilet paper. Morons.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 13, 2020 5:05 AM |
R9 be generous, they are full of shit.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 13, 2020 5:06 AM |
Toilet paper is a self-fulfilling market panic. People hoard because people hoard. No intrinsic reason. Just a kind of mass hysteria.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 13, 2020 5:06 AM |
You can also use flushable wipes, most toilet paper manufacturers make them.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 13, 2020 5:07 AM |
It's not expensive to hoard 10 dozens of toilet paper. So people love to hoard it. And it's kinda comforting and rewarding too.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 13, 2020 5:09 AM |
But in a real emergency, it's kind of pointless. In the end of the world, a clean hole will be my least concern
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 13, 2020 5:14 AM |
Many use toilet paper instead of tissues especially when they have a cold or flu. Women use it for their monthly.
Others use it to apply or remove makeup. It has many uses other than the obvious.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 13, 2020 5:31 AM |
I'm going to have to liberate a few rolls from work if this madness continues. People have lost their damn minds.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 13, 2020 5:39 AM |
R17 I was just about to say. Toilet paper is multi-use aside from wiping. Many, many people also use it as a Kleenex/tissue replacement.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 13, 2020 5:39 AM |
Women use it every few hours when they pee, R17.
People are hoarding TP because they think they and their family members will either get sick and not be able to go out to get it or that they will be quarantined for an undetermined amount of time. Once word got out about hoarding, then others joined in because they fear a shortage. Plus it's easy to hoard. It doesn't require refrigeration, you can stash it anywhere, it's easy to carry, and it won't spoil, so regardless of what happens, you can use in in the future. If you live, that is.
Trump supporters believe the media are lying and blowing the pandemic out of proportion. Not sure why they'd be stocking up.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 13, 2020 5:41 AM |
In Australia, there was reports Chinese in Australia were buying a lot and sending it to China.
Also reports of Indians here buying large quantities to then off-sell at higher prices. I think to stop the bulk buying to off-sell - supermarkets have a No Return policy for unused toilet paper products.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 13, 2020 5:42 AM |
My local Wal-Mart was totally out, but Dollar Tree had plenty. It's two-ply and not rough or hurt-y, so cool.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 13, 2020 5:48 AM |
I bought a huge package of Kirkland brand TP in December, and it’s still unopened (I don’t have a car and had to rent one during a family visit, so I took the opportunity to stock up at Costco even though we still had plenty from our previous package).
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 13, 2020 5:53 AM |
I had to order mine from 3 different commercial/wholesale outfits on the internet.
Sold out everywhere online, including Walmart and amazon.
Fingers crossed it actually shows up.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 13, 2020 6:01 AM |
[quote] You can also use flushable wipes, most toilet paper manufacturers make them.
DO NOT FLUSH THEM. You are just begging for plumbing problems. No wipes and no Kleenex!!! The only thing that is safe to go down a toilet besides piss and shit is Scott toilet paper. That quilted crap will clog your pipes.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 13, 2020 6:06 AM |
[quote] Many use toilet paper instead of tissues especially when they have a cold or flu. Women use it for their monthly.
What woman is clogging her gash with tissues???
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 13, 2020 6:08 AM |
OP, Why don't you order it at still reasonable prices? Might have to buy more than you need but I'm sure you'll eventually use it or know someone who will.
Various brands available from Georgia Pacific.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 13, 2020 6:11 AM |
I've used pre-moistened asswipes for years and have never had any plumbing issues.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 13, 2020 6:14 AM |
R25 Some of us live in areas with modern plumbing, thank you every much.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 13, 2020 6:15 AM |
I bought paper towels tonight. You can always wipe with paper towels and throw them in the trash. You can't use tissue in place of paper towels. so paper towels are a better choice.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 13, 2020 6:16 AM |
R25 is correct. Quilted toilet paper and wipes will clog your mainline. It might take a while though.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 13, 2020 6:17 AM |
R17, I use it to write letters to my Congressmen.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 13, 2020 6:17 AM |
[quote]You can always wipe with paper towels and throw them in the trash.
Jesus Christ that's how this fucking thing started!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 13, 2020 6:17 AM |
R30 uhhh, i'd rather keep my toilet paper and use a dish rag/hand towels in lieu of paper towels. pretty sure i'd prefer to flush versus having a pile of shit covered Brawny hanging out in my garbage can...?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 13, 2020 6:18 AM |
[quote]You can always wipe with paper towels and throw them in the trash.
That's some third world shit right there.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 13, 2020 6:20 AM |
Europeans often have to put shit laden toilet paper in the wastebasket instead of flushing.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 13, 2020 6:21 AM |
People are also buying up bottled water. Why don't they buy a water filter? It's not like they won't have running water?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 13, 2020 6:27 AM |
My local Ace hardware store was selling 6 small rolls for $12.00. That's bullshit!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 13, 2020 6:33 AM |
r38 it's disgusting how some people take advantage of a crisis. They're awful.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 13, 2020 6:38 AM |
Just use the junk mail.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 13, 2020 6:38 AM |
Someone told me she was going to get me some through Amazon, I hope she can.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 13, 2020 6:42 AM |
I've stocked up on Imodium and refuse to eat fibre.
Take that toilet paper hoarders!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 13, 2020 6:48 AM |
When I checked earlier on Amazon, all the real sellers were sold out. The only thing was the shady new sellers who just hoarded multiple pallets of toilet paper at Costco and are selling it for double or triple the price. Same with hand sanitizer and wipes. Fucking bullshit.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 13, 2020 6:48 AM |
Actually, toilet paper is expensive for poor people.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 13, 2020 6:51 AM |
I have a once read (and to never be read again) copy of David Foster Wallace's 'Infinite Jest' - I'm set.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 13, 2020 6:51 AM |
R27 is a great solution I didn’t know existed.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 13, 2020 6:57 AM |
[quote]In Australia, there was reports Chinese in Australia were buying a lot and sending it to China.
R21 types stupid and ignorant. Freight charges, troll?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 13, 2020 7:11 AM |
If you think this is bad, just wait until the Poop Knife shortage.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 13, 2020 7:12 AM |
R47 There is a whole industry of Chinese paying Australian-made products and sending back to China. There is a perception that Australian products are safer, and are more trusted then possibly tained Chinese made products. It started with baby formula.
Look up 'daigou'.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 13, 2020 7:15 AM |
The shit troll always fools you guys.
Is that because you're assholes?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 13, 2020 7:23 AM |
Who are the resellers of the sold out products, and price gouging, on Amazon?
Are they individuals, or businesses?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 13, 2020 7:57 AM |
So supermarkets in Australia have put a limit to 1 item (pack) per person for toilet paper (and other products, including tissues, paper towels and rice).
We do not have a shortage of supply of toilet paper (we have a number of reliable manufacturers in Australia).
Supermarkets are restocking, generally, once a day, for toilet paper (usually at night).
There is no toilet paper throughout the day (early in the day and before closing).
Is there organised groups of people going in to buy up toilet paper (1 item per person) to then resell at inflated prices?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 13, 2020 7:59 AM |
You can pry my cold, dead fingers from my toilet paper.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 13, 2020 8:13 AM |
Donald Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 13, 2020 8:27 AM |
[quote]What woman is clogging her gash with tissues???
They wrap their pads or tampons with it before they throw them away, sweetie.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 13, 2020 8:32 AM |
Do not use Kleenex (facial tissue). It clogs sewers. Indians are correct -- use your hands and then wash your hands.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 13, 2020 8:37 AM |
For those of you who can't find toilet paper. Try going to a 7/11 or a small convenience store. I never have trouble finding TP in my local convenience store. my store is mostly a liquor store but it has a few groceries. I found a large bottle of 91% alcohol there too so I can make my own sanitizer.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 13, 2020 8:38 AM |
We should be wiping our asses with our hands and then washing our hands. What is the point of 'toilet paper' ? It is such a fey commodity. Ugh. We can stick dicks up our ass but not wipe shit with our hands? Toughen up, boys.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 13, 2020 8:41 AM |
R59. Way too much sharing of your thoughts.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 13, 2020 10:26 AM |
OP, Were you the one who ridiculed me and called me a fear monger when weeks ago I told DL to stock up on emergency TP, food, bottled water, pet food, and especially meds?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 13, 2020 11:47 AM |
R39, agreed. My housemate came home the other day to tell me that the friend of a guy she works with has bought up a whole lot of toilet paper and is now selling it for $100 a bundle online. These people are so revoltingly selfish.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 13, 2020 11:50 AM |
I’m more concerned about having enough medicines and non perishable food than I am about fucking toilet paper.🙄
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 13, 2020 11:57 AM |
R39 Were the resellers Indian or Chinese?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 13, 2020 12:09 PM |
I don’t recall this being an issue for Matt Damon’s womanly ass in “Contagion”...
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 13, 2020 12:45 PM |
You can use generic Kleenex, paper towels, paper coffee filters...just don't flush them in the toilet. Tear pages out of a magazine. Geez, grow a pair.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 13, 2020 5:04 PM |
Our local grocery store, Giant Eagle, is completely out of toilet paper, hand soaps, and hand sanitizers. That's to be expected. But even weirder, they were also completely out of *sour cream*. Are people seriously hoarding sour cream as well out of fear of coronavirus???
You'll likely have better luck finding toilet paper at places like Family Dollar or Dollar General - fraus don't tend to shop at these places.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 13, 2020 5:23 PM |
That's funny R67, I was thinking about buying sour cream last night, I use it for my biscuits. I wonder if everyone is home now baking biscuits.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 13, 2020 5:26 PM |
The 99 Cent Store had a decent amount this morning. After I went there, I made the mistake of going to Winco to get some other things. The lines stretched back to the meat dept so I walked in and walked right back out. You'd think there was a hurricane coming, but we live in the desert. I'll just do my shopping at 10pm or 6am for the foreseeable future.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 13, 2020 6:37 PM |
I found plenty at the Dollar General this morning. The clerk told me they even had more in the back.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 13, 2020 6:45 PM |
[quote]Can someone explain the hoarding of toilet paper to me? I don't get the mentality. Is coronavirus going to stop toilet paper manufacturers from producing it?
Uh, exactly for situations such as RIGHT NOW?! Every store is out and people are resorting to using newspaper. It was smart for those people to hoard. Sucks for people with your mentality.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 13, 2020 7:18 PM |
There us nothing wrong with using ur hand and washing it or having a bowl of water u soak in after each dump.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 13, 2020 7:51 PM |
[quote] The people hoarding toilet people are the same ones who elected Trump, so do the math. Stupidity is the new normal,
If you have toilet people you’ve got bigger problems.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 13, 2020 8:04 PM |
Toilet paper?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 13, 2020 8:05 PM |
Am I the only person who buys in bulk? Fortunately I ran low about a month or so ago so I stocked up. But seriously...everyone shits. It just makes sense to me to always buy the 12+ packs, I know I'll use it eventually.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 13, 2020 9:12 PM |
I don't have a bidet but I ran the garden hose up the stairs to the bathroom so I'm all set.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 13, 2020 9:15 PM |
[quote] Uh, exactly for situations such as RIGHT NOW?! Every store is out and people are resorting to using newspaper. It was smart for those people to hoard.
If they hadn't hoarded, every store wouldn't be out, idiot.
Thankfully, my neighborhood seems to be free from such hoarders; there is TP on the shelves in all the bodegas and grocery stores.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 13, 2020 9:18 PM |
[quote] The shit troll always fools you guys. Is that because you're assholes?
Har har. People are in fact hoarding toilet paper. Why shouldn't we discuss that if we please? Who cares if a shit troll started the thread?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 13, 2020 9:20 PM |
OP, consider using family cloth.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 13, 2020 9:32 PM |
[quote]Uh, exactly for situations such as RIGHT NOW?! Every store is out and people are resorting to using newspaper. It was smart for those people to hoard. Sucks for people with your mentality.
I guess you're talking to me. I found a shitload of it, pun intended, at a small supermarket in my neighborhood this afternoon.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 13, 2020 10:26 PM |
I haven’t subscribed to the paper for years. I get written news from internet sites. Am I supposed to wipe with my iPad?
I can’t live in a world with no toilet paper.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 13, 2020 10:36 PM |
Get a bidet whats wrong with you people
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 13, 2020 10:38 PM |
Trump needs to release federal stockpiles of toilet paper NOW!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 13, 2020 10:44 PM |
Does anyone know how toilet paper is doing in the futures markets?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 13, 2020 10:47 PM |
[quote] there is TP on the shelves in all the bodegas
Bodega toilet paper?
Oh, my.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 13, 2020 10:54 PM |
You’re a have not
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 13, 2020 10:57 PM |
[quote] Bodega toilet paper? Oh, my.
They sell the same brands as everyone else, ffs. And, yes, a few sketchy ones, too, but no need to select those.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 13, 2020 11:10 PM |
Bodegas sell Scoot and Charmaine, not the regular brands.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 13, 2020 11:17 PM |
I just put on a new roll last night, now I have to pay attention to how long it lasts me, see if I have enough to share.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 13, 2020 11:26 PM |
Can you spare a square?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 13, 2020 11:27 PM |
Where is R67? No post at that number.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 13, 2020 11:55 PM |
[quote]Where is [R67]? No post at that number.
You probably have them blocked, R91.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 14, 2020 12:41 AM |
All the stores in Philly had it.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 14, 2020 2:28 AM |
R92, or vice versa
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 14, 2020 2:57 AM |
I have a 2 year supply in my house for me one person. Whenever it was on sale, I would buy it. I have the same in paper towels. I have a freezer full of food. There is no rice, pasta, bread or any bad carbs in my house. I have 3 cases of 24 pack Poland springs. The only things I need on a weekly basis is fresh fruit and vegetables.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 14, 2020 3:27 AM |
[quote]The only things I need on a weekly basis is fresh fruit and vegetables.
And lessons in basic grammar.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 14, 2020 3:32 AM |
Bidets are like $30 on Amazon. Get one.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 14, 2020 3:42 AM |
r95 you should eat rice, it's good for you. And a little bread and pasta, too.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 14, 2020 3:53 AM |
[quote]Bidets are like $30 on Amazon.
How much is a garden hose and nozzle from Wal-Mart?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 14, 2020 3:54 AM |
[quote]Is coronavirus going to stop toilet paper manufacturers from producing it?
That's basically what people are worried about, yeah. That industry and the supply chain will be hit by closures (or WAS hit by closures in China) and it won't be manufactured at a rate to keep up with demand.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 14, 2020 4:01 AM |
[quote] I don’t recall this being an issue for Matt Damon’s womanly ass in “Contagion”...
Perhaps he was able to grow papyrus from his own waste as he was able to grow potatoes from his own waste in "The Martian"?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 14, 2020 4:06 AM |
Only proles shit, you're all gross.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 14, 2020 4:19 AM |
I imagine Trump will throw rolls of toilet paper into American crowds like he threw paper towels in Puerto Rico.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 14, 2020 4:46 AM |
I wanted to buy clear Gatorade or clear Power One for my colonoscopy prep (I had to drink 8 glasses of clear fluid the day if they prep). Only 1 clear Gatorade in the whole supermarket.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 14, 2020 5:17 AM |
[quote]There is no rice, pasta, bread or any bad carbs in my house.
Well, smell you, Nancy Drew!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 14, 2020 6:43 AM |
Rubbing Alcohol - Out of stock everywhere!
I tired Von's, Ralph, CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens, Walmart, and even Amazon. Found a few bottles on Ebay which I didnt buy because they wanted 30 dollars a bottle! Plus shipping. That stuff normally only cost about 2 dollars when people are not in panic mode.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 14, 2020 6:53 AM |
I haven't bought anything yet.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 14, 2020 6:56 AM |
Guys, toilet paper isn’t indispensable. Did you know that you could wash your ass? In the shower for example? With soap? Your rough unclean toilet paper ass will thank you for it.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 14, 2020 7:03 AM |
Toilet paper out out my stores too. Fuck!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 14, 2020 7:20 AM |
R109, sadly, it won't arrive until late April/early May. (If supply chains are still disrupted at that point, toilet paper will be the least of our concerns.)
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 14, 2020 8:32 AM |
[quote] Rubbing Alcohol - Out of stock everywhere!
Not here, baby. Come on by and shtay for a shpell.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 14, 2020 11:51 AM |
[quote]Rubbing Alcohol - Out of stock everywhere! I tired Von's, Ralph, CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens, Walmart, and even Amazon. Found a few bottles on Ebay which I didnt buy because they wanted 30 dollars a bottle! Plus shipping. That stuff normally only cost about 2 dollars when people are not in panic mode.
Damn. I just threw out a full bottle of rubbing alcohol while "Marie Kondo"-ing a few weeks ago, because I couldn't remember why I purchased it and had no idea what I was going to use it for. Joke is on me.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 14, 2020 12:30 PM |
Everclear is 95% ethanol if you can't find rubbing alcohol. I used to use it for making cologne. Then the medical lab that rented office space from my company went under, and left behind a ton of stuff. I brought home 4 gallons of 95% ethanol that I use instead now. I have over 3 gallons of it in my closet.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 14, 2020 12:35 PM |
R16, There won't be much rimming during a viral pandemic.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 14, 2020 12:38 PM |
R95, Do you have a spare bedroom?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 14, 2020 12:40 PM |
[quote] Everclear is 95% ethanol if you can't find rubbing alcohol.
*taking notes*
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 14, 2020 12:46 PM |
[quote] Do you have a spare bedroom?
R117, why would he need a spare bedroom?
You don’t think he’s giving up his supplies without a little something-something from you, do you?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 14, 2020 12:48 PM |
I drove out not the country and shit in the woods
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 15, 2020 3:40 AM |
Do you have a Dollar General in your area? I traveled around to over a dozen stores, without luck. I went to Dollar General and they had some, because people were bypassing them for the bigger stores. Also, the cashier told me they get deliveries more often than some of the bigger stores.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 15, 2020 3:53 AM |
I feel like I have a mild fever and spent two hours looking for a thermometer. They're out everywhere. What are people supposed to do?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 15, 2020 3:55 AM |
Agree that dollar tree here in the Midwest was well stocked on paper products.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 15, 2020 3:56 AM |
I went shopping this evening at a major supermarket and was expecting some empty shelves, but it was a lot worse than I had imagined. I was planning to buy some eggs and milk, but both were sold out. What is the point of stockpiling dairy products? All those eggs that flew off the shelves aren't going to taste so good in July.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 15, 2020 4:01 AM |
I spent about 90 minutes tonight looking for a specific odor eliminator and disinfectant that I use frequently when my dog horfs up, shits or pisses on something. Home Depot and Lowes and Smart & Final all had nothing except general purpose cleaners and a small number of bottles of bleach.
At my 2nd Home Depot I found 4 bottles - somebody had turned the bottles with the labels facing backwards, and they were sitting pushed to the rear of the bottom shelf. As a top I always check the bottom, so I turned a bottle around, and ah hah, 4 bottles of OdoBan Lavender flavored quaternary ammonium disinfectant. $8.98 a gallon, good price - Amazon is officially charging almost $26/bottle. A gal bottle makes a lot.
Not having hoarded anything yet this state of emergency, I decided to do my part and took 2 bottles. It will take me 6 months to go through that much.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 15, 2020 4:11 AM |
[quote]I spent TWO HOURS looking for toilet paper tonight...
No shit, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 15, 2020 4:13 AM |
There are tons of it sitting in retailer warehouses. They just need to truck it to the stores. Hopefully now that the rush is over, everyone will be able to get some.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 15, 2020 4:19 AM |
I hope people will be getting sick of hoarding by tomorrow morning. Or at least that all the deplorables will be in church so I can find what I need and not stand in line for 2 hours. Assuming that the stores have even replenished some of their stock by then...(not looking for TP, just fresh fruit/veg and a few other staples)
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 15, 2020 4:20 AM |
I'm sure the trucks will be on the road on Monday.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 15, 2020 6:54 AM |
I don't know why people are even bothering to try shopping this weekend. We all know there is hysterical panic shopping and hoarding. It's the weekend and people have nothing better to do. Wait a few days. The hoarders will be hiding in their homes afraid to come out. The stores will be re-supplied (like they are every night now). There is no point in trying to buy stuff this weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 15, 2020 7:12 AM |
Personally, I'm praying for constipation.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 15, 2020 8:37 AM |
FYI . . . facial tissue is not flushable.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 15, 2020 8:38 AM |
What is clear Gatorade?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 15, 2020 8:45 AM |
It’s Gatorade that’s clear, R133. No color to it.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 15, 2020 9:51 AM |
On a related note, I very recently installed a bidet, and it's terrific. So much better than paper. Highly recommended.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 15, 2020 10:43 AM |
#teamimodium
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 15, 2020 10:43 AM |
Basic Bidet attachments are $35 on Amazon and very easy to install. Stop the tp panic, we bought one last summer and it’s great!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 15, 2020 10:54 AM |
Americans are never going to take to bidets en masse. Just won't happen. They'll go back to using catalog pages or leaves before that happens.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 15, 2020 11:16 AM |
Don't you have to dry your ass after using a bidet? How does that work?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 15, 2020 11:17 AM |
R139 You can use thin washcloths to dry and put them in the hamper. I only poo once a day so its not a huge deal to have a dozen thin wash cloths in the bathroom. I have a roll or two of tp in case we have a visitors.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 15, 2020 11:38 AM |
R139, That's why God made hair dryers.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 15, 2020 11:43 AM |
The problem with cheap bidets is the water that comes out is ice cold.
No way
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 15, 2020 11:56 AM |
I can’t just have any old Tp; I MUST have Charmin!!
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 15, 2020 11:56 AM |
I usually buy a year’s worth of TP from Amazon but now I only have 19 rolls left!
If I get down to 10 too quickly, I will seriously unroll the double ply so I get two rolls of single ply per 1 double ply roll
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 15, 2020 11:58 AM |
[quote] As a top I always check the bottom,
I’m so in love with this dude here.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 15, 2020 12:17 PM |
I have been a regular buyer of Gatorade for at least a decade and have never seen nor heard of clear Gatorade. Now I MUST have some.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 15, 2020 8:06 PM |
You've never heard of or seen Gatorade Frost?
Have you been self-quarantining for decades?
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 15, 2020 8:19 PM |
I dont get the drying part of bidet thing? I have watched several videos and I know there are different kinds of bidets with dryers and automatic touch, but those are very high end. What is the social etiquette if you go do someones house and need to use the restroom and there is only one towel? Do people reuse those? Do they share them? gross? I know you just washed your ass so it "should" be clean but still, no one would share a cloth napkin at a restaurant for example.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 15, 2020 8:29 PM |
Clear Gatorade is good for one thing...colonoscopy! No not up your ass, you still drink it. You see, once you pass the age of 50, it is recommended that everyone get a check up in there for cancer. The prep is the worst part, you spend the day before going into the hospital drinking gallons of fluid flushing your system out. The stuff they make you drink tastes like salted lemonade. It's gross. No food is allowed except clear jello or clear liquids. Clear Gatorade is your friend. I think they make clear Coke now too.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 15, 2020 8:35 PM |
Relinquish the Charmin or I will have you EJECTED into SPACE!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 15, 2020 9:02 PM |
I was at the grocery store, and noticed that they were sold right out of three specific items:
1 Toilet paper 2 Canned beans 3 Frozen vegetables.
I guess that the hoarders want to eat lots of fiber, which means lots of poop, thus the toilet paper shortage.
What a bunch of ass wipes.
Literally.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 15, 2020 9:19 PM |
Trump has asked people not to hoard, so no doubt the stores will soon have plenty of toilet paper and everything else snatched up by panic buyers.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 15, 2020 10:27 PM |
I was able to find some toilet paper at local health food stores. There is a limit to one 4-pack per customer, but that's better than nothing, and keeps people from hoarding.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 15, 2020 10:39 PM |
Has Trump been rage tweeting lately?
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 15, 2020 10:41 PM |
It not like people are hoarding toilet paper and food. They are buying it for their families, hopefully. The schools have closed, so families are going to need more food, toilet paper and supplies to feed them. Families are also shopping for their elderly parents and relatives.
In my store, all the toilet paper was gone (but they do not have much anyways), all the mac and cheese, soup and frozen pizza. Obviously, it for the kids. I am sure most of the kids are having a hard time with this.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 15, 2020 10:55 PM |
[quote]It not like people are hoarding toilet paper and food. They are buying it for their families, hopefully.
Except for the ones hoarding toilet paper so they can sell it at 10 times its original price.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 15, 2020 11:22 PM |
I don’t give a shit about some frau’s snotty rug rats. They are on indefinite vacation and soon will be terrorizing the neighborhood.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 15, 2020 11:38 PM |
yeah, it is true. There are scumbags that are buying toilet paper at lower prices, then when it's stocked out will sell at 10x plus the price. Though, I think the vast majority of the people in the stores are families.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 15, 2020 11:58 PM |
R157, Hmm . . .
by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 16, 2020 12:05 AM |
R158, Do you think school children will organize into street gangs in the time they’re off?
by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 16, 2020 12:28 AM |
Sure, if they haven't already.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 16, 2020 12:32 AM |
[quote] Do you think school children will organize into street gangs in the time they’re off?
Like in West Side Story?
With singing and dancing and the like?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 16, 2020 1:01 AM |
Well, yes, the theater kids might…
by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 16, 2020 1:10 AM |
I went to the grocery store---Winco--and the lines to get in were around the storefront, WTF? Then went to Von's and all the paper products were sold out, hamburger meat, ready made salads. There were two packages of chicken left but plenty of roasts and lots of salmon. Why don't people buy roasts? Sure, it's $20 a package but it lasts you all week.
Luckily, I have a mega-roll of toilet paper and paper towels I bought at Costco a month ago. I will have to ration it since who knows how long this panic buying will last. I am using microfiber towels instead of paper towels to clean (much better for the environment). This is TMI, but I have hemorrhoids so will use hemorrhoid pads instead of toilet paper. At least you can order them online. Toilet paper is totally out of stock online, anywhere, everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 16, 2020 1:14 AM |
I don't have hemorrhoids, but thanks for that info r165. If I run out of tp, I'll remember that.
Even baby wipes are sold out now.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 16, 2020 1:18 AM |
If the toilet paper shortage continues, some people are bound to use items that are not made to be flushed, resulting in expensive plumbing repairs.
"Facial tissues do not break down in water the same way toilet paper does. They should never be flushed down the toilet; flushed Kleenex can cause clogs and other serious plumbing issues."
by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 16, 2020 4:44 AM |
R168 you mean dial up! That shit is from 2001!
by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 16, 2020 4:51 AM |
There needs to be people who publicly shame others who appear to be shopping to hoard. DLers, who already monitor the shopping carts of other shoppers, would be really good at that.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 16, 2020 5:40 AM |
All this talk about toilet paper is giving me flashbacks. I remember years ago there used to be a health food store brand of toilet tissue made from cotton. It was the softest most amazing TP ever.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 16, 2020 6:06 AM |
[quote] Do you think school children will organize into street gangs in the time they’re off?
by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 16, 2020 7:38 AM |
most stores are limiting it.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 16, 2020 8:47 AM |
I was at my supermarket Wednesday evening and I saw two shoppers basically filling multiple carts with toilet paper. Selfish hoarders are what is causing the shortage.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 16, 2020 10:44 AM |
We were down to our last roll. Found the last pqck at a local Publix store.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 16, 2020 11:43 AM |
STORES ARE NOT CLEANING ANYMORE THAN USUAL. IVE BEEN TO A TARGET, A WALMART AND A CVS AND ALL WERE DISGUSTING!!!
The target and cvs are in a ritzy area. No excuse. DIRTY DOORS, FLOORS AND WINDOWS.
THE PARKING LOTS HAD WEEKS OF TRASH AND NOT BEEN CLEANED.
THE SCANNERS WERE CAKED WITH FILTH AND THE SCREENS COVERED IN FINGERPRINTS.
SUE THEM TO OBLIVION!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 16, 2020 12:21 PM |
Has anyone actually run out of TP?
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 16, 2020 1:35 PM |
R175 and what store was that? Most every store I've been to have set limits on the amount you can buy.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 16, 2020 1:37 PM |
R178, So far, Tori Spelling.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 16, 2020 1:39 PM |
Ethel Kennedy has been a fan of bidets for decades.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 16, 2020 1:41 PM |
R179, But, what's to stop a mother bringing along a couple of her kids and having them check out separately and going home with multiple packages?
by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 16, 2020 1:44 PM |
Why are you SCREAMING, r177?!
by Anonymous | reply 183 | March 16, 2020 2:04 PM |
I mean, these are the times. We just gotta deal with them and hope for more shipments. It's basically opening weekend for a blockbuster, and all the opening night showtimes are boooooooooked! wait for a week or two and crowds should hopefully die down. hope you've got at least ENOUGH for that amount of time, or can at least ration what you have. just be reasonable people.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 16, 2020 2:12 PM |
In Los Angeles the news is showing the hoarders and 80% are fat asses. One guy they interviewed said "I don't know what I'm buying."
by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 16, 2020 4:14 PM |
[quote]I was at my supermarket Wednesday evening and I saw two shoppers basically filling multiple carts with toilet paper. Selfish hoarders are what is causing the shortage.
With all the panic buying going on, no store should allow this.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 16, 2020 4:37 PM |
I had to go to the store last night as I hadn't been in 9 days. People are still hoarding here, one chick who had 4 cases of canned vegetables who was about to learn she was limited to 3 cans of each item, and another guy with a dozen boxes of cereal. Water was rationed at max 1 gal per person. There is no bread, or baking supplies, or pasta or beans or canned goods or animal food.
The store was trashed with mis-shelved shit everywhere, left behind by crazies who decided they didn't want to buy that last can of pork and beans after all. The only milk was the most expensive brand and my favorite. A friend in another city said that after about 36 hours of crazy, things were back to normal by Saturday. Not here. I called Walmart to bitch that they refused my disabled friend's Walmart Grocery online order [italic]twice[/italic], telling us the 2nd time that people in the store had priority. The nice phone lady explained that store managers are instructed to give priority to delivery and pickup orders. She sent my friend a $20 coupon for her trouble.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 16, 2020 4:48 PM |
I had to go to the store last night as I hadn't been in 9 days. People are still hoarding here, one chick who had 4 cases of canned vegetables who was about to learn she was limited to 3 cans of each item, and another guy with a dozen boxes of cereal. Water was rationed at max 1 gal per person. There is no bread, or baking supplies, or pasta or beans or canned goods or animal food.
The store was trashed with mis-shelved shit everywhere, left behind by crazies who decided they didn't want to buy that last box of gluten-free tortellini after all. The only milk was the most expensive brand and my favorite. A friend in another city said that after about 36 hours of crazy, things were back to normal by Saturday. Not here. I called Walmart to bitch that they refused my disabled friend's Walmart Grocery Pickup online order [italic]twice[/italic], telling us the 2nd time that people in the store had priority. The nice phone lady explained that store managers are instructed to give priority to delivery and pickup orders. She sent my friend a $20 coupon for her trouble.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 16, 2020 4:50 PM |
So weird my post R187 didn't post after an hour so I re-wrote it, and here they both are. Muriel must be out buying toilet paper.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 16, 2020 4:53 PM |
She doesn’t need any. She has a stable of twinks for that.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 16, 2020 5:02 PM |
The Target on Westheimer in Houston has toilet paper.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 16, 2020 5:17 PM |
There are queues now to get inside the supermarket. And most everyone is wearing a mask. It feels like one of those movies like 28 Days Later or whatever the title was.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 16, 2020 5:26 PM |
The fraus are seething right now, since they can't graze at Panera.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 16, 2020 7:33 PM |
Solution for OP, get with the scat troll. He will lick it clean!!!
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 16, 2020 7:35 PM |
Is OP hot?
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 16, 2020 8:00 PM |
[quote] People are also buying up bottled water. Why don't they buy a water filter? It's not like they won't have running water?
Huge numbers of people have bad tasting water. Central FL is full of sulphur. Long Island water is often overchlorinated. Well water & river water can be contaminated with chemicals, pesticides, coal crap and anyone who was in an area where there was an E. coli outbreak will drink bottled water.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 16, 2020 9:06 PM |
I went to the bank this morning and a customer came in saying loudly that she had been to five places this morning and they were all out of toilet paper, and she didn’t get any. That was around 9am, so she must have started early.
I don’t know what was going on at the bank, but I wanted to close my account and they are being extremely cagey and don’t want to give me cash. I wonder if there’s been a run on the banks, or they’re afraid there’s about to be.
I’ve been trying to get my money out for a week, and it’s been one delay after another. Supposedly an employee “forgot” to put in an order for the money, then it was he was working at another branch. The teller at my bank called him and had an extremely long conversation with him. The whole time she was holding the phone close to her mouth and looking secretive. She was whispering, but mostly just listening to what he was saying. But they say nothing’s wrong.
Now they’re telling me I can have a small amount of cash tomorrow, and have to wait for part of the rest. And I had to make and appointment to get the money at the end of the week. That’s really odd, don’t you think? I’m not sure the banks will even be open in a week. This is a very large chain.
I’m guessing people are pulling cash out and they don’t want to say anything because they’re afraid of a run on the banks.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 16, 2020 9:29 PM |
R197 literally the only decent drinking water from the tap is in Hawaii.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 16, 2020 9:43 PM |
I went to three dollar stores today. All of them had four-packs of toilet paper. Still no hand sanitizer, antibacterial soap, or Lysol spray, though.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 16, 2020 10:35 PM |
Americans are selfish asshole cunts. It's been this way for DECADES! This is why assholes are destroying stores. Plus, there are many many many here who are tribal.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 16, 2020 11:10 PM |
Market Basket, a major New England grocery chain, had fully stocked shelves in a suburb north of Boston this afternoon.
The paper products aisle had plenty of toilet paper, paper towels and facial tissue, only it was all their store brand.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 16, 2020 11:12 PM |
Los Angeles is infested with selfish assholes of all economic backgrounds.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 16, 2020 11:17 PM |
The Costco in Charlottesville, VA was restocked with toilet paper this morning (although the limit is one package per customer). Clorox wipes and rubbing alcohol were still out of stock.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 17, 2020 12:44 AM |
Toilet paper, paper towels, cleaning supplies, meat and poultry all out of stock. This is all over. Everyone I know is saying the same thing.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 17, 2020 3:20 AM |
How did South Korea handle it? Did they have mobs at the stores buying up toilet paper?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | March 17, 2020 5:25 AM |
Switch to diapers.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 17, 2020 5:28 AM |
R206 the people there just kill themselves before the corona does.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 17, 2020 5:31 AM |
In 2007, singer Sheryl Crow was made to be a laughing stock when, in an open letter on Huffington Post, she suggested a way to slow climate change was to use only one square of toilet paper after going potty.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 17, 2020 6:27 AM |
Sheryl Crow also made herself a laughing stock when she criticized other female musicians for using their sexuality to sell music.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | March 17, 2020 6:32 AM |
And then there was this . . .
Sheryl Crow witnessed Lance Armstrong receive an illicit blood transfusion while they were dating in 2004, according to a soon to be released book about the disgraced cyclist’s extensive doping program.
In an excerpt from ”Wheelmen: Lance Armstrong, the Tour de France, and the Greatest Sports Conspiracy Ever” obtained by The New York Daily News, Wall Street Journal reporters Reed Albergotti and Vanessa O’Connell revealed that the Grammy Award-winning musician spoke with a Food and Drug Administration criminal investigator about her knowledge of Armstrong’s doping routine.
“Rather than try to hide the transfusion from her, Armstrong was completely open about it,” Albergotti and O’Connell wrote, according to the Daily News. “He trusted that Crow would have no desire to tell the press or anyone else about the team’s doping program. He explained that it was simply part of the sport – that all cyclists were doing the same thing.”
Crow and Armstrong began dating in 2003. They were engaged in 2005 but split in 2006.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 17, 2020 6:41 AM |
You can only buy so much stuff on an average income. These Fraus are going to run out of money and space for all that junk food and TP. Sooner or later things will calm down. There is no shortage. They were just slammed by the entire country decided on the same weekend to do a massive panic shopping. Give it a week or two and I bet grocery stores will be having sales. You can only be in panic mode for so long and American Fraus are too lazy to keep it up long term.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 17, 2020 7:10 AM |
Times are tough...but your toilet paper doesn’t have to be.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 17, 2020 7:32 AM |
[quote] The paper products aisle had plenty of toilet paper, paper towels and facial tissue, only it was all their store brand.
Store brand toilet paper? Oh, how positively common and revolting.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | March 17, 2020 1:14 PM |
Here in Italy, the land of the bidet, no such problems. People are buying toilet paper more than usual but they don't actually run out. Just bought my usual small pack yesterday and didn't feel the need to hoard and deny others.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | March 17, 2020 1:20 PM |
[quote]I spent TWO HOURS looking for toilet paper tonight...
Did you check under the bathroom sink?
by Anonymous | reply 216 | March 17, 2020 1:22 PM |
Napkins are pretty cheap and available if you're ok using something that you shouldn't flush.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 17, 2020 1:33 PM |
The toilet paper aisle was empty but they still had adult diapers. Hm-m-m-m-m-m.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | March 17, 2020 6:01 PM |
The problem isn’t WHERE to shit, it’s cleaning up after.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 17, 2020 6:05 PM |
Why are humans the only species that has to wipe after doing their business? Animals poop in a much more tidy way with little residue left behind. How did humans evolve so that they leave such a poopy mess between their buttcheeks?
by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 17, 2020 6:16 PM |
Predictably, this has turned into a scat thread.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | March 17, 2020 6:23 PM |
[quote]The toilet paper aisle was empty but they still had adult diapers.
The thought just occurred to me that you could tear up an adult diaper and use that as toilet paper. Better than nothing!
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 17, 2020 6:41 PM |
[quote] Predictably, this has turned into a scat thread.
So Sweeeeeeettt!!!
BA-baaaa-dweet-doobie-doobie-dah!
by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 17, 2020 7:18 PM |
I got the last 6-pack of Charmin today at a Dollar General in a less-known location, after going to five other stores beforehand.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | March 17, 2020 7:25 PM |
I can understand people stockpiling water and toilet paper but what's with people hoarding paper plates?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | March 17, 2020 7:28 PM |
The crowds are getting out of control. They really should limit the amount of shoppers in the grocery store to minimize risk. Someone said that they went to the grocery store early and the truck that was unloading was surrounded by shoppers. There were also fights breaking out between shoppers. There needs to be order so I think the stores need to hire Security guards or police or government get involved in managing the crowds and the hoarding. People end up with no food!
or better yet, encourage people to order online and they get priority.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 17, 2020 7:45 PM |
I'm a little surprised at your stories, R226. Most groceries and big box stores have loading areas in the back, far away from shoppers.
Online ordering has cratered due to excessive demand. I can't get a delivery from Safeway, Kroger, Amazon Fresh or Walmart here. They say that there are no dates available.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | March 17, 2020 8:59 PM |
r227, I lines at least where I live are wrapped around stores including the stores loading areas. People are everywhere hoarding. Most are selfish fat asses.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | March 17, 2020 9:03 PM |
My friend told me that toilet paper was back on shelves this afternoon, usually they are gone by that time.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | March 17, 2020 9:07 PM |
I cannot find potatoes anywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | March 17, 2020 9:08 PM |
I very recently went to TJ Maxx and Marshalls and picked up a ton of those microfiber towels . I got like 10 for $6. I bought them to replace paper towels, because have you seen the price of paper towels lately? Who owns Brawny paper towels? Koch brothers. They artificially raise the price and all the other brands follow, why wouldn't they?
Anyways, I filled the drawers with these and don't miss my paper towels at all.
In a pinch, I would use these microfiber towels in place of PT in a heartbeat. It's just common sense.
I highly recommend dumping the paper towels to everyone who has a washer/dryer in their residence. Screw the Kochs. Also, I picked up a couple extra to clean the bathroom at the Dollar Tree, 4 towels for $1.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | March 17, 2020 9:13 PM |
Some stores are making their first-hour of the day seniors-only.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | March 17, 2020 9:42 PM |
That seems right and fair, R233.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | March 17, 2020 9:57 PM |
There's a small supermarket in my D.C. neighborhood that has has had an ample supply of four-packs of toilet paper both times I've gone there this week,. It also has a sign: "Limit of one per customer." Gee, what a novel idea. Maybe the stores who allow people to load up multiple shopping carts with toilet paper should try it.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 18, 2020 12:35 AM |
. . . the stores THAT allow . . .
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 18, 2020 12:37 AM |
Every store I've been to in the past week and a half or so have had limits on water, toilet paper, and other staples. I'm surprised there are any stores that haven't implemented this already.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 18, 2020 12:38 AM |
I stopped into the supermarket Thursday & there was no fresh meat, but other groceries were ok. I went tonight to get wet cat food.....none. Bread, eggs, milk, cheese, yogurt .... gone. . I noticed the Entenmann’s shelf was nearly bare. The cakes, doughnuts were sold out. Only the boxes containing wrapped items, like pre wrapped cinnamon buns, were left. I guess either they arent getting deliveries or everyone went batshit over the weekend
by Anonymous | reply 238 | March 18, 2020 1:18 AM |
Honestly, you should just use your hands plus soap and water to wash your ass. It sounds gross but it is actually significantly less irritating than toilet paper. And you want have to hunt down toilet paper.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | March 18, 2020 1:25 AM |
That’s fucking undignified, r239.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | March 18, 2020 1:37 AM |
[quote]Honestly, you should just use your hands plus soap and water to wash your ass.
This isn't the Third World.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | March 18, 2020 1:41 AM |
And if you wash in the shower like R239 says, you can dig up your asshole and get the water up there, two knuckles clean at least. Can't do that with toilet paper.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | March 18, 2020 1:52 AM |
What's the big fucking deal about washing your ass in the shower after you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper? It's not difficult at all.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | March 18, 2020 2:20 AM |
We've already heard about that technique in this thread, R239, and we were horrified enough the first time.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | March 18, 2020 2:22 AM |
r244 some of you are actually "horrified" by washing your ass with your hands, in the shower? What kind of freaks are you?
by Anonymous | reply 245 | March 18, 2020 2:24 AM |
I have a feeling OP is in this somewhere.
Reddit link, couldn't figure out how to post the video directly.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | March 18, 2020 2:26 AM |
You would think people spent half their day on the toilet with the amount of tp they're buying.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | March 18, 2020 2:32 AM |
R247, Haven't you seen the commercials for Colitis and Crohn's Disease?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | March 18, 2020 5:03 AM |
[quote] What kind of freaks are you?
Oh, honey! How much time do you have?
by Anonymous | reply 249 | March 18, 2020 11:52 AM |
Just go into a large hotel use their public restroom and walk out with a roll.
Hotels don't have many guests now, they have lots.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | March 18, 2020 11:59 AM |
I think that there's another issue contributing to the shortages on store shelves. A neighbor is a civilian employee on a military base. At work, she was issued a bottle of Purell, a bottle of clorox sanitizer, and a can of Lysol spray. Is the gov't buying these items directly from the manufacturers, preventing the replenishing of supermarket shelves?
by Anonymous | reply 251 | March 19, 2020 4:04 PM |
You don't need hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol. All you need is soap and water. Dr David Agus said the water doesn't even need to be hot. You just need the soap and you need to scrub.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | March 28, 2020 3:07 PM |
Has the tp situation improved for any of you? I haven’t seen it on big store shelves in three weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | March 28, 2020 3:13 PM |
My local pharmacy chain gets toilet paper in almost every day, but it tends to go pretty fast.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | March 28, 2020 3:15 PM |
They’re only letting old people in (excuse me, “seniors”) for the first hour in most of the stores where I live. They deplete the stock of toilet paper whenever it is on shelves. How is this fair?
by Anonymous | reply 255 | March 28, 2020 3:18 PM |
Out of stock online everywhere with the exception of a few sites who are price gouging.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | March 28, 2020 3:21 PM |
I scored a 12-pack of Angel Soft this morning at 6:00 AM in a suburban Boston supermarket after a week long search.
They only had six packages on the shelf, I took one.
Admittedly, being 68 allowed me to enter the store that early and find what I needed.
Finally, being over 60 worked in my favor.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | March 28, 2020 3:29 PM |
My local Walmart got in a few cases of generic TP. It was still going pretty fast.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | March 28, 2020 3:38 PM |
[quote] Finally, being over 60 worked in my favor.
Enjoy it, cause it never will again.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | March 28, 2020 3:58 PM |
Same problems here. Cannot get it anywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | March 28, 2020 3:58 PM |
Cannot find Clorox wipes or hand sanitizers anywhere.
They must be giving all to hospitals.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | March 28, 2020 4:00 PM |
I've been finding TP lately (in stores that limit it to one package per customer) but still can't find paper towels
by Anonymous | reply 262 | March 28, 2020 4:13 PM |
We're going to be wiping our asses with leaves like cavemen pretty soon.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | March 28, 2020 4:34 PM |
Most stores are limiting one pack of paper per customer
by Anonymous | reply 264 | March 28, 2020 5:37 PM |
That’s a start, r264, but if it’s not on the shelves and available you could limit it to 1/2 pack and it still won’t make a difference.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | March 28, 2020 5:39 PM |
Most of the stores around me have TP (limit 1 per person) until around 900AM and then it all gets sold out.
Clorox Wipes are impossible to find, however, if you have some bleach and paper towels (if anyone can find those anywhere any more), you can easily make your own.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | March 28, 2020 7:27 PM |
Yep r255. Usually the toilet paper they get in for the day is gone by the time the senior only shopping is done.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | March 28, 2020 7:37 PM |
Every time I see TP, I grab a pack. Scott’s, 7th generation, IDC...Up to 12 rolls stashed away (we use about 2 roll per week)
by Anonymous | reply 268 | March 28, 2020 7:40 PM |
R267, Let my people wipe!
by Anonymous | reply 269 | March 28, 2020 7:45 PM |
For the first time in three weeks, I finally saw some toilet paper on the shelf at my store of choice. There were only about half a dozen 4-packs of some off-brand, but it was TWO-PLY, so it was like gold as far as I'm concerned. They limit it to one package per person, but that's okay. I'm four rolls better off than I was. So there is hope, people.
(Also, I was there at around 7:30 PM, so I didn't have to line up at the crack of dawn with the oldsters to get it, either.)
by Anonymous | reply 270 | March 29, 2020 9:08 AM |
Shelves were bare of toilet paper when my nearest supermarket opened on Saturday morning.
There was a sealed pallet in the middle of the aisle with one case of toilet paper lodged in the middle.
Another shopper and I broke the seal, carefully pulled out the case and went home with what we came for.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | March 29, 2020 9:45 AM |
[quote] so I didn't have to line up at the crack of dawn
When this whole thing is over I can’t wait to line up at the crack of Dan.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | March 29, 2020 11:22 AM |
Does your butt itch, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 273 | March 29, 2020 12:12 PM |
OP's post is more than two weeks old. I imagine it's pretty damn itchy if he's still out there looking for toilet paper.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | March 29, 2020 3:25 PM |
Certain stores will be putting out TP at various times, usually 2-3 mornings a week. Hoarders will clear the shelves in under an hour unless the store has a strict limit per customer.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | March 29, 2020 6:55 PM |
Are any of you encountering stores that aren't setting limits?
by Anonymous | reply 276 | March 29, 2020 7:00 PM |
Foodlion^
by Anonymous | reply 277 | March 29, 2020 7:09 PM |
R277 have you tried calling and asking them to set limits?
by Anonymous | reply 278 | March 29, 2020 7:10 PM |
The strangest thing - I used to order from Target.com once a week until recently because I always got a 10 pack of tuna filets for my cats. (Target.com stopped carrying them). In January I needed Clorox wipes, so I ordered a 3 pack from Target. I remember thinking “they’re awfully expensive these days” and when I got them, it turned out I had accidentally ordered a 3 pack of giant cylinders. My husband was like “Do we even have shelf space big enough for those things?” I accidentally bought months & months worth of them.
When I ordered, I wanted a box of individually wrapped Wet Ones, but Target.com wouldn’t deliver a box - I’d have to pick them up at the store. So I said fuck it, I went to amazon & found I could only order 6 boxes of them. So I said “What the hell, I’ll buy a year’s supply of them.” So when the shit hit the fan I had plenty of them & now stuff my pockets with them when I go out.
I also asked my husband to buy a bottle of Clorox bleach spray in January when he went to a supermarket. The bottle I keep beside my kitchen sink was getting low. He came home and said, “Look - you had me buy this Clorox spray bleach & there’s a whole unopened bottle under the sink.”
So I have plenty of disinfectant spray to last me for months.
I accidentally stocked up for coronavirus before I needed to,
by Anonymous | reply 279 | March 29, 2020 9:08 PM |
R278 I spoke to the Assistant Manager about it last week while there. He said that may happen but it hasn't been ordered to be done yet. I don't know if other stores in the franchise are functioning the same. This is a relatively small town with only two supermarkets. The other, an independent operator, gets depleted of certain products quickly as well.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | March 29, 2020 10:00 PM |
i just spent $10 on toilet paper. 10 DOLLARS.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | March 31, 2020 4:22 AM |
For anyone looking for toilet paper - check the bottom of Donald Trump's shoe.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | March 31, 2020 4:34 AM |
[R281] Candy Darling!! You're alive!!!
by Anonymous | reply 283 | March 31, 2020 4:35 AM |
Geez, R281 you could have bought a whole banana for that much.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | March 31, 2020 6:45 AM |