Utah Jazz player Rudy Gobert has tested positive for COVID-19

Once again, China fucks the NBA

I am so hyped right now. I can't wait to see more big names have it. The next few weeks are gonna be exciting.

You want to hit America where it lives? Hit its shitty sports

Rudy was making fun of the virus hype the other night and made sure to touch every reporter's mic or phone to be funny or some shit. Now he tests positive. What a fucking asshole.

The NBA has cancelled the season.

I am very concerned.

Yeah, the guy is a fucking idiot. Can't blame him for getting the virus, but being a dick about the whole situation. Well now you're NBA Patient Zero.

If only karma worked that way for certain politicians.

7’1. Even with Coronavirus, you boys know you want to climb him like a mountain.

This is such bullshit. Tom Hanks can be a survivor spokesman in 14 days.

[quote]Even with Coronavirus, you boys know you want to climb him like a mountain.

Lucky is the nurse who gets a glimpse of his giant meat!

So how were these people exposed? Does this imply it is everywhere already?

R5 literally didn’t read the OP. It was a short post and he still didn’t read it. What an idiot.

[quote] Rudy was making fun of the virus hype the other night and made sure to touch every reporter's mic or phone to be funny or some shit.

As my partner said, the French are known for their personal hygiene.

Utah Jazz player Donavan Mitchell was infected with the virus

Karma hit this guy hard

This is sad. I have a fetish for basketball players.

I'd rather nuzzle Steph Curry's wonderfully hairy armpits.

[quote] Utah Jazz player Donavan Mitchell was infected with the virus

Utah Jazz player Donavan Mitchell was purposely infected with the virus by teammate Rudy Gobert

Is that true R4??

If so he should be fined.

It's on video.

To be fair, Gobert was contrite and posted an apology on his instagram.

He can shove his apology up his abnormally long asshole.

It's been said in the press that Rudy Gobert got the virus and spread the virus to his teamate because he was doing some inappropriate touching in the locker room . Now I'm intrigued.......

[quote] To be fair, Gobert was contrite and posted an apology on his instagram

To be fair, he purposely gave it to a teammate who probably gave it to other people. This fucker should be fired

In an effort to save his reputation, he has donated $500,000 to the arena staff to use while they are laid off.

A third NBA player has tested positive

Asian massage parlors (with happy ending) are probably hotbeds of the virus.

I didn’t know they listened to a lot of jazz in Utah.

He’s hot!!!!

He looks just like the type to ruin it for everyone else.

Detroit Piston's Christian Wood has tested positive.

What an a-hole!

There's belief that Wood got it from Gobert as they played Utah a half week before.

Gobert is donating 500k to relief efforts. Of course, it has nothing to do with the intensely negative reaction he's engendered.

[quote] I didn’t know they listened to a lot of jazz in Utah.

Not sure if serious but the team used to be in New Orleans.

Is there an echo in here, R34?

Rudy is a putz. Basketball height of hubris.

So is Rudy the NBA's Typhoid Mary now?

News is Rudy and Donavan Mitchell are undetectable for Covid 19 now.

Who amongst us gives a fuck about big sports events? I hope they never come back.

He had long legs, but he couldn't live forever.

R40, many of us do. Get real dude

I mean really r40. You don't like sports, leave. Simple as that.

And Rudy Gobert apologized to Donavan Mitchell for being reckless.

How is he doing?

They're both supposedly free from the virus

R44, he had to apologize for fear of having the entire locker room jump him in.