Lindsay Lohan is Now on Cameo

Will she present the hole?

So is Cameo like OnlyFans but with no porn?

R1 Will she present Aaron Schock’s hole?

How does it work? Asking for a friend.

Just takes one video a day to buy her dinner.

For $600 she'll do it as the twins from Parent Trap.

Oh, if only this had been around when Mrs. Onassis was alive. No dented cans at the Fairway and shop clearance at Loehmann's.

She needs vitamin money.

She probably grown weary of the frequent UTIs and nightly ball-sweat face smearing by Mohammed bin Salman

Do you have to give the money up front? I wouldn’t trust that she would complete the job.

Here’s your one chance Lindsay don’t let me down....

Snoop Dog charged $500 and Ice-T charged $300 and they've both made over six figures on the app just making videos for people.

I don't see it as any different than doing an autograph convention you don't have to leave home for.

Funny thing is I don't think negatively about reality show stars or stars of yesteryear doing it.

Lindsay was a film star. That kind of makes it sad.

That bitch isn’t worth $3.

r12 Wow so Snoop Doggy Dog had at least 200 idiots to pay for his overrated one-note shtick. Good for him.

I want one from Muriel. How much?

Tom Arnold's rate is $125. I suppose for that he gives you a message he knows something bad about Trump, but you didn't pay enough to hear what it is.

I want her to quote her line from The Parent Trap... "I have class, and you don't."

For 10 million Corey F will pretend he has the names of big Hollywood pedos he will reveal to you—but will end up talking about himself and dragging his dead friend’s name even further through the mud instead.

I don't have any particular animosity towards her as many do but I don't understand this perception among many that she was this great squandered talent. I saw her in a few roles and she was decent and didn't embarrass herself but I saw nothing phenomenal.

I would pay $7 for Lindsay to use her nicotine stained Fingers to spread her red clown hole lips and make like her cunt can talk.

She is a druggie burnout hustling her remaining wares. Dime a dozen.

Has she run out of rich Arab cock to extract money from? They probably get tired of waking up with expensive things “missing”.

Rode hard, put away wet

I remember people complained that Dina Lohan's cameos weren't worth the money: she often mispronounced the names and got the dates she was supposed to mention in her vids wrong. I imagine LiLo's will be even worse. And paying her for these is almost like enabling her – you just know that money will go up her nose minutes after you make a deposit.

Dina's pedicures aren't going to pay for themselves.

Dina used to make such a big deal that she was Lindsay's manager, and tried her best to make "Momager" her trademark nickname.

Then Kris Jenner swooped in, stole the title, and earned billions in commission from her daughters.

Meanwhile, Lindsay's genetic makeup has morphed into 12% Irish, 82% Saudi semen 6% HPV, and Dina is getting finger-banged under the table at Nobu from random guys from Jersey City.

R26 Funny isn't it? Kris is what Dina dreams she could be. Why do some skanks thrive while others fail? I think some of it is work ethic. Those Kardashians are always busy with something.

Work ethic vs. Coke ethic

Here's a recent pic of Mama Lohan with three of her kids (and a scary random black midget). The saddest thing is that Dina actually looks better than her daughters do. Ali looks like Morticia Addams.

[quote]The saddest thing is that Dina actually looks better than her daughters do.

Cashing checks as a profession is a proven anti-aging formula.

I watched approx two episodes of Celebrity Big Brother when Jonathan Bennett, Dina and Ryan Lochte were on. Anyone remember what dumbass Ryan Lochte kept calling Dina because he couldn't remember her name? Jonathan would crack up every time. Debra?

Who is that black midget dyke person in the fam photo? I’m intrigued!

[Quote] Dina used to make such a big deal that she was Lindsay's manager, and tried her best to make "Momager" her trademark nickname.

She was going to be the white Oprah 😭

I wouldn’t spend more than $60 on such a novelty.

[quote]Funny isn't it? Kris is what Dina dreams she could be. Why do some skanks thrive while others fail?

Kris Jenner has turned out to be a genius businesswoman.

r9 more than likely she was released from her contract. I doubt he would even fuck her, but probably watched her fuck some nasty guys or other girls on his payroll. The Crown prince is likely sinking his meat into current A-listers. Lohan has been in that game so long that she'd be there for an extreme show, but a smart man wouldn't sleep with her.

Do you think she regrets throwing away her career? She was basically run out of Hollywood when she could have been a Jennifer Lawrence, living off a considerable fortune with husband number 1.

[Quote] She was basically run out of Hollywood when she could have been a Jennifer Lawrence, living off a considerable fortune with husband number 1.

Run out?? She was given multiple chances but kept fucking it up. And I guess this is up for debate, but I think JLaw is the better actress.

[quote]Do you think she regrets throwing away her career? She was basically run out of Hollywood when she could have been a Jennifer Lawrence

She loved the bottle more than she cared about her career.

r37 no debate. JLaw has an Oscar, Lindsey hasn't been nominated besides MTV Movie Awards and Teen Choice Awards. No amount fo sucking and fucking could have given Lindsey an Oscar based on her performances. JLaw at least turned out good enough performances to secure the stature and receive 2 nominations.

She was such a bitch on Ugly Betty that her story arc was cut short to get her off the show. No one liked her, not even America, who usually will find something nice to say about everyone.

I thought Ice T already had more money than god from doing that tv show. I wonder why he does this as well. It must be incredibly easy money.

How can she even play tennis with those big old fake titties bobbing up and down?

R40 any more Ugly Betty gossip?!

[Quote] It must be incredibly easy money.

Ding ding ding!

THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST

[quote]Kris Jenner has turned out to be a genius businesswoman.

So was I.

How did I miss this one?

The funny thing about Kris Jenner is that she always seems so breezy and relaxed. When she's interviewed at her desk, she's very organized and almost as if it's all set dec.

Managing Kim alone would be an all-consuming job, then throwing in zillionaire Kylie and Kendall's modeling career, and it seems overwhelming to stay on top of it all. Khloe and Kourtney are probably pretty manageable, however.

It's baffling she actually had the interest and found the time to shoot her own talk show a couple years ago.

[Quote] The funny thing about Kris Jenner is that she always seems so breezy and relaxed.

I'm sure that's what she wants us to think. But I don't buy it for a second.

R48 Mama Jenner is a shallow bitch on wheels but I always got the sense that she is fairly intelligent.

Wasn't America Ferrera supposed to be a bit of a diva herself? They say the overnight success of Ugly Betty got into her head pretty fast.

Well each of her daughters have their own teams. It's just like JLO's Benny Medina, he manages her and other clients. Kris is a known hustler, but the trick to her trade is taking on the other daughters to her deals when appropriate, while allowing them to build their own brands. The Kardashians really only work because everyone of the girls treat their careers like a job and avoid being drugged out messes. We should give a little credit to this klan because the actual family always has their shit together. Their husbands, baby daddies, and boyfriends are trouble, but that's always good for ratings.

Kris is like the sun that keeps things moving, but each daughter has a team of assistants that similarly look for potential deals that are run up the chain to the principle daughter(s) and Kris.

Just realized the last dozen or so responses have been about the Kardashians, not La Lohan. Lindsay can't even be a star in her own thread anymore.

[quote]Mama Jenner is a shallow bitch on wheels but I always got the sense that she is fairly intelligent.

I also think that Kris is pretty intelligent. I wonder why the K kids all turned out so dumb? Their father was a successful attorney.

[Quote] and avoid being drugged out messes.

Not sure about that being true with Kylie and Kendall.

[Quote] Their husbands, baby daddies, and boyfriends are trouble, but that's always good for ratings.

That's a fucked up mentality to have. Especially if you plan on having children with them.

Smart hos save they money. I know a woman who escorted discretely for years and was able to buy a beautiful home and retire. Lol. Half the real estate agents in LA are like this. If LiLo saved up instead of spending she’d be a wealthy women now. Poor fire crotch.

^their

Her crotch is on fire due to herpes and crabs. 🔥

Kris Jenner is street smart. She’s not winning at “Jeopardy”, but she’s cunning.

Lohan is prey AND predator.

[quote]Wasn't America Ferrera supposed to be a bit of a diva herself? They say the overnight success of Ugly Betty got into her head pretty fast.

She was only a diva with ABC executives who kept giving the show notes and asking for changes to content and the characters. She wanted it to be more like the original Spanish version, but ABC wanted a Cinderella story. At one point they even wanted to drop the rest of the family from the series.

But she did think Rachel Nichols was a moron.

Jennifer Lawrence owes much of her success to Harvey Weinstein and a hard working PR team. Where is she now that Weinstein is pretty much over with? For an actress who scored four Oscar nomination in the last decade, there's no reason why she shouldn't be getting quality work a la Saosaire, Margot Robbie, Amy Adams and Michelle Williams.

Lindsay may have become a drugged out whorish mess later on, but she gravitated to stardom based on her own charm.

r29 - It's too bad Ali didn't end up the Louise/Gypsy of the group.

R62, I think you’re right. She’ll revive her career when she needs money. I don’t think she is as greedy for fame or public adoration as some of these actresses. I think Lohan is a bottomless pit of need.

r64 JLaw has a ton of money thanks to the Hunger Games and X-Men. Her Mystique character was even killed in the last movie, saving her the embarrassment of Disney scrapping that X-Men revival. Give JLaw some credit for knowing when to bow out of the public eye. Taylor Swift did the same thing. Her career did derail after Harvey's demise, but she can sincerely do a come back. She's not hated and was always nice and showed up on time to get her work done.

JLaw is from KY, during Christmas or Thanksgiving she will often go back and make a visit to a hospital to pep up the staff. It may sound like a self-absorbed act, but the hospitals love to see a celeb come to visit on a rather hard day of work.

[Quote] She's not hated

Well she is on here.

Her cameo clips are up now. I'm actually surprised how good she looks in them. That natural makeup actually does wonders for her.

Now I know what to do with my COVID bucks; a Lindsay, Ice T, Snoop Dog Trifecta! Is there like a shopping list as I would prefer others. Chris Meloni, William Shatner, Morgan Fairchild? Those might actually be worth it.

She’s charging $300 when most are like $25.

Henna ain't cheap, R69.

How was this not the end of her "career"?

Has anybody asked for a Tijuana donkey show?

R71 don't fuck with Pakistan.

Leslie Jordan- 100$

Bethenny Frankel- 275$

Phil LaMarr- 50$

Andy Dick- 99$

Tomi "asshole" Lahren- 80$

Simon Red- 59$

Lisa Loeb- 50$

Kevin Sorbo- 40$

Christopher Sean- 30$

In the video at R71, out of curiosity, which drugs would Lindsay have been on? Or was she drunk?

God, what I wouldn't give for an interviewer to ask about that video. How could she ever even begin to explain it?

Her videos are all about ten seconds long, and other than saying the persons name, are completely generic and interchangeable.

If you can't be bothered, then you surely shouldn't charge three hundred dollars to make one. There are many other celebrities on there who take a lot more effort into doing them and charge far less.

I like Leslie Jordan but the list R74 posted reads like a veritable "Who's That?" of entertainment industry. And Lindsay truly belongs there.

She seems sweet tbh

She’s now $350 a clip! I can’t believe some of the people on there charging $25 a clip. How desperate are you????

😆 r77

R79 look at each of the names listed in r74 you can practically smell the desperation.