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My boss made me stop playing “Working Bitch” (Kegan’s fav song) at work and threatened me

I love Kegan Keller so much. Ever since I heard this on one of his shows I can’t stop listening to it! I fucking love it!

I was at work and started playing it while working and my boss made me shut it off! I was livid. Later I played it again and he fucking threatened me! Fucking bitch. I hate him.

I need to thank Kegan for introducing me to this BOP.

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by Anonymousreply 39Last Thursday at 10:56 PM

Ever hear of earplugs, Zoomer?

by Anonymousreply 102/24/2020

He pulled me in the office again today for playing music again! I told him get off my back and he said he is going to write me up if I keep acting up!

I am so sick of this Nazi mofo picking on me! I am about to take it to higher management.

by Anonymousreply 202/25/2020

Oh, Zoomer brat. If only you could actually endure torture from a Nazi.

by Anonymousreply 302/25/2020

Your boss has better taste in music that you I imagine, despite being a pill.

by Anonymousreply 402/25/2020

What kind of career do you have that you can blast music at work?

by Anonymousreply 502/25/2020

I work in an office r5

by Anonymousreply 602/25/2020

Is everyone going to copy Lil Nas X now?

by Anonymousreply 702/25/2020

One of the more interesting trolls. Perhaps he'll hate fuck u. Love u OP.

by Anonymousreply 802/25/2020

R8 I hate him. I wouldn’t let him near me. And not trolling. Fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 902/25/2020

You heard this song on the whore’s cam Show but I am the one that told you the name and artist!! Give me some fucking credit!!

by Anonymousreply 1002/25/2020

Who is JK?

by Anonymousreply 1102/25/2020

I'd tell you to that shit off and threaten to come in your cubical and break your sound machine.

by Anonymousreply 1202/25/2020

This song is utter garbage!!! That bitch is fucking RAPPING, and is so talentless, that they STILL had to add AUTO-TUNE!!!

And OP, if you do get fired, which I hope and pray YOU DO, just remember, there are Subway Sandwich Shops in every shopping center, so your highly sought after job skills won't go to waste.

by Anonymousreply 1302/25/2020

Why can't you use headphones?

by Anonymousreply 1402/25/2020

At least her lungs will be rotting out soon.

by Anonymousreply 1502/25/2020

R11 At 85, why are you not retired gramps?

by Anonymousreply 1602/25/2020

This is actually very catchy, if Ashnikko was a black woman with a gigantic black ass or a tranny instead of a homely white woman this probably would not be flopping.

by Anonymousreply 1702/25/2020

I could not allow this travesty to be perpetrated by our former employee, and must set the record straight.

Yes, Ms. Jablonski has been released from employment here at ABC Plumbing. She did not mention that, I notice.

When she first applied for the position of Customer Service Intake Representative, Level 1, the then Reuben Jablonski seemed a good fit for the job. We are an enlightened and community-oriented company, and assured her that her transition to Crystal Jablonski would present no obstacles to her job or our respect for her.

However, from there matters deteriorated. She began attempting to set up social engagements with customers with clogged stacks, harassing our Roto-Rooters techs, and generally making a spectacle of herself as she insisted on "empowering her voice" by wearing undergarments to work and "singing" loudly while other employees tried to work with customers. When people call us for solutions to their clogs, back-ups and fecal explosions, it is not time to hear a person shouting, "Gimme in me pussy pussy put it up there gimme some there make me c*m" while fingering her still-healing nether regions and backside as if she were preparing to roll a bowling ball into a 7-10 split. Very distracting and disrespectful to our clients here in Wichita.

Please do not encourage this person and please understand that Brad Hornbacher, our CS Day Manager, did everything right in handling the situation. Crystal's actions do not warrant sympathy or acknowledgement. We at ABC thank you.

Sincerely,

Chet Hubbard General Manager ABC Plumbing Wichita, Kansas

PS And if she continues to play that "music" in our parking lot with the doors of her Yugo hanging open, I'm calling the police for peace disturbance and obtaining a restraining order.

PPS We love our Asian community and support LGBTQPSR+++ rights in all ways. This is a matter of sanity, judgment and musical taste, not self-expression.

by Anonymousreply 1802/25/2020

PPPS

This is Ms. Crystal Jablonski, as she dressed for work today. At least that is what she had on when we had security escort her from the premises.

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by Anonymousreply 1902/25/2020

If you think this is appropriate music to listen to in an office environment, I wonder what you wear to work.

by Anonymousreply 2002/25/2020

"This is actually very catchy"

So am I.

by Anonymousreply 2102/25/2020

I can’t stop listening.

by Anonymousreply 2202/27/2020

OP types like a cum dumpster on fire

by Anonymousreply 2302/27/2020

On repeat

by Anonymousreply 2403/05/2020

This has to be an EST because there is no way anyone who works in an office environment who isn't borderline retarded would consider this appropriate to play at work.

by Anonymousreply 2503/05/2020

I love this song though.

by Anonymousreply 2603/05/2020

I think I love you Chet @ r18. OP, if you really are playing that shit in a communal workspace, it's YOU who's the douchebag here.

by Anonymousreply 2703/05/2020

WTF?

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by Anonymousreply 2805/25/2020

R28 yes, he made a TT. Is there an issue?

by Anonymousreply 2905/25/2020

Anybody that uses the word "Bop" that's not Cyndi lauper in 1984 deserves to be punched in the throat.

by Anonymousreply 3005/25/2020

He made a TikTok about anilingus!

by Anonymousreply 3105/25/2020

What happened to the thread discussing Kegan’s religious conversion and leaving the whoring life behind?

by Anonymousreply 3209/16/2020

What kind of psycho creates several threads about the same nobody?

by Anonymousreply 3309/16/2020

Adam Ant and L'il Kim had a daughter?

by Anonymousreply 3409/16/2020

I'm team boss.

by Anonymousreply 3509/16/2020

It's clear you had no other choice R18.

I enjoyed your post.

by Anonymousreply 3609/16/2020

Omg I forgot about this thread ❤️❤️❤️

by Anonymousreply 3709/16/2020

It's been seven months, is it still Kegan's fav song?

by Anonymousreply 38Last Thursday at 6:46 PM

It's still around, R32.

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by Anonymousreply 39Last Thursday at 10:56 PM
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