My boss made me stop playing “Working Bitch” (Kegan’s fav song) at work and threatened me

Ever hear of earplugs, Zoomer?

He pulled me in the office again today for playing music again! I told him get off my back and he said he is going to write me up if I keep acting up!

I am so sick of this Nazi mofo picking on me! I am about to take it to higher management.

Oh, Zoomer brat. If only you could actually endure torture from a Nazi.

Your boss has better taste in music that you I imagine, despite being a pill.

What kind of career do you have that you can blast music at work?

I work in an office r5

Is everyone going to copy Lil Nas X now?

One of the more interesting trolls. Perhaps he'll hate fuck u. Love u OP.

R8 I hate him. I wouldn’t let him near me. And not trolling. Fuck him.

You heard this song on the whore’s cam Show but I am the one that told you the name and artist!! Give me some fucking credit!!

Who is JK?

I'd tell you to that shit off and threaten to come in your cubical and break your sound machine.

This song is utter garbage!!! That bitch is fucking RAPPING, and is so talentless, that they STILL had to add AUTO-TUNE!!!

And OP, if you do get fired, which I hope and pray YOU DO, just remember, there are Subway Sandwich Shops in every shopping center, so your highly sought after job skills won't go to waste.

Why can't you use headphones?

At least her lungs will be rotting out soon.

R11 At 85, why are you not retired gramps?

This is actually very catchy, if Ashnikko was a black woman with a gigantic black ass or a tranny instead of a homely white woman this probably would not be flopping.

I could not allow this travesty to be perpetrated by our former employee, and must set the record straight.

Yes, Ms. Jablonski has been released from employment here at ABC Plumbing. She did not mention that, I notice.

When she first applied for the position of Customer Service Intake Representative, Level 1, the then Reuben Jablonski seemed a good fit for the job. We are an enlightened and community-oriented company, and assured her that her transition to Crystal Jablonski would present no obstacles to her job or our respect for her.

However, from there matters deteriorated. She began attempting to set up social engagements with customers with clogged stacks, harassing our Roto-Rooters techs, and generally making a spectacle of herself as she insisted on "empowering her voice" by wearing undergarments to work and "singing" loudly while other employees tried to work with customers. When people call us for solutions to their clogs, back-ups and fecal explosions, it is not time to hear a person shouting, "Gimme in me pussy pussy put it up there gimme some there make me c*m" while fingering her still-healing nether regions and backside as if she were preparing to roll a bowling ball into a 7-10 split. Very distracting and disrespectful to our clients here in Wichita.

Please do not encourage this person and please understand that Brad Hornbacher, our CS Day Manager, did everything right in handling the situation. Crystal's actions do not warrant sympathy or acknowledgement. We at ABC thank you.

Sincerely,

Chet Hubbard General Manager ABC Plumbing Wichita, Kansas

PS And if she continues to play that "music" in our parking lot with the doors of her Yugo hanging open, I'm calling the police for peace disturbance and obtaining a restraining order.

PPS We love our Asian community and support LGBTQPSR+++ rights in all ways. This is a matter of sanity, judgment and musical taste, not self-expression.

PPPS

This is Ms. Crystal Jablonski, as she dressed for work today. At least that is what she had on when we had security escort her from the premises.

If you think this is appropriate music to listen to in an office environment, I wonder what you wear to work.

"This is actually very catchy"

So am I.

I can’t stop listening.

OP types like a cum dumpster on fire

On repeat

This has to be an EST because there is no way anyone who works in an office environment who isn't borderline retarded would consider this appropriate to play at work.

I love this song though.

I think I love you Chet @ r18. OP, if you really are playing that shit in a communal workspace, it's YOU who's the douchebag here.

WTF?

R28 yes, he made a TT. Is there an issue?

Anybody that uses the word "Bop" that's not Cyndi lauper in 1984 deserves to be punched in the throat.

He made a TikTok about anilingus!

What happened to the thread discussing Kegan’s religious conversion and leaving the whoring life behind?

What kind of psycho creates several threads about the same nobody?

Adam Ant and L'il Kim had a daughter?

I'm team boss.

It's clear you had no other choice R18.

I enjoyed your post.

Omg I forgot about this thread ❤️❤️❤️

It's been seven months, is it still Kegan's fav song?

It's still around, R32.