Naked Men 2020 - Chapter II

As you can see, he is quite gorgeous and quite dongful. I don't think he's gay—but prove me wrong.

That really is a dong at which I'd love to sup.

But he's NOT naked OP.

You're right, r3. "Naked," I have learned, is a somewhat nebulous term as used on DL. It can mean naked. Or it can mean partially naked. In any case, the earlier Naked Men 2000 thread is where I found that original not naked, but shirtless, pic of Lance Parker.

Since that's where I found him, and "not naked" is the condition in which I found him and, since I could not post on that thread, I thought starting Naked Men 2020 - Chapter II would be a way of finding more pics and info. Apparently there's none to be had.

I'll post a few naked pics. I hate doing that usually, because someone always cunts about how a guy is ugly, or uncircumcised, or "mutilated," or some other nasty, cunty shit that makes posting nudes a thankless task.

[quote] Have we worshiped at the font of Lance Parker before?

No, but I’ve worshipped helvetica before.

Alex Grant

My fantasy is to walk into a bathroom and see something like at R7!

I don't need the naked right now, I just love OP's guy.

Handsome men, keep posting

Shay from dudetube, about 12 years ago. One of my favorite face / dong combos ever.

There's something slightly Julian Morris-esque about this guy.

Shouldn't OP start this thread with an actual naked man?

Sacré bleu. I just found this thread.

Ohmygawd, that guy at r16. That is a crazy big dick!

I have a nice one, but I'd love to experience what being hung like that was all about! I mean, I guess you'd only be able to date big sloppy hole bottoms who were ready for real action, huh?

[quote]"Naked," I have learned, is a somewhat nebulous term as used on DL. It can mean naked. Or it can mean partially naked.

No, what it means is "naked." Ideally showing penis.

Not naked but looks amazing.

Lance claims to be straight but pings hardcore in person. I’ve met him more than once. He’s pretty full of himself too.

He had a thread a year or two ago.

The Lance thread from last year

Some of you keep posting pics of men who have ongoing threads already

[quote]Some of you keep posting pics of men who have ongoing threads already

Some of you like to complain too much.

is r32 for real?

R39. You're welcome to post pics too.

It's a crime against humanity that R25 isn't naked. Looks like a towel dancer to me.

Very true. I don't know if R25 is a model or a porn actor or just a regular guy. I would love to see what he's packing.

So many hot guys!

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Does anyone know who r12 is?

Hot!

Hot!

r25 has a name. It is Alex Crockford. @alexcrockford

He was in Italy a few days ago.

Very nice

Mr. Sexy Tits

For me R9 is like the perfect cock and overall package.

Nice

R64. I agree...and he has that beautiful suckable foreskin.

A shot not often seen of the handsome Hal Rockland.

The Greeks

holy moly

bums

'70s-'80s superstars

...and more bums

Will fuck for love.

Stroke it.

Charles-Laurent Marchand

Black’s Beach, San Diego, California, USA

The way it should be: No urinal dividers.

HIs foreskin bulging.

Beautiful handsome men. Lovely to look

R112 pene grande 😋

[quote]Have we worshiped at the font of Lance Parker before?

OP, one worships at an altar. A font is a receptacle in a church for the water used in baptism, typically a freestanding stone structure. Still, we all get your drift.

I prefer men to fit pretty boys. This thread is for guys who lust after early twenty somethings who have nothing to do but workout and pose.

I prefer men to fit pretty boys = I'm fat and ugly and I like my hookups to be fat and ugly.

Is R97 from a film? If so, I'd LOVE to see it.

what a bum

good genes

standout

- Olé

piano

prick

R32 Damn, that thing’s fuck’n huge

R140 who doesn’t love a set of luscious full bodied cakes. Those be made for eating

Andrew Stark

Love Andrew Stark, handsome face, perfect body and a big hard cock!

[quote] Love Andrew Stark, handsome face, perfect body and a big hard cock!

Oh yeah, and that cock, oh yeah

R153 R156 oh yeah

[quote]Love Andrew Stark, handsome face, perfect body and a big hard cock!

Love the way his hard dick looks in that photo.

I love R142 's bodytype.

R134 would also get it, repeatedly. What a sexy fucker.

[quote]I prefer men to fit pretty boys. This thread is for guys who lust after early twenty somethings who have nothing to do but workout and pose.

You mean to say if R7 was lying naked on a bed and wanted to have sex with you, you'd turn him down. I doubt that.

Damn R7s photo was taken down. I want to see who R169 is talking about.

Fuck R167 is hot. is it Guy Sterling? the "s' seems blocked out. Perfect body, perfect amount of hair. beautiful cock

R170, just click on the link at R7 or R169 and the photo is still there. It works for me.

Yes, it is Guy Sterling, R171. I really like that photo of him.

Yeah this photo of Sterlin is better than ones I googled.

What happened to Tumblr banning nudity?

R23 wins.

Too many foreskins! Reminds me of cat caves

There is never enough foreskin.

Jeremy Jordan and Jason Hawke

R182 someone has a sad, skinny weiner

No, R183. It's a normal non-erect penis and definitely more attractive than a short fat willy.

R185 ooph! Hot.

[quote]R185 ooph! Hot.

He is Courtney981 from chaturbate.

Is this thing for real?

Sorry, I need a MAN. Not someone who waxes his crack.

[quote] OP, one worships at an altar. A font is a receptacle in a church for the water used in baptism, typically a freestanding stone structure.

Thank you, Father, for that clarification.

What's with all uncut cocks?

R190 was an International Male model for several years and then a Playgirl centerfold.

I didn't realise Mark Kleckner was an International Male model. Thanks, R194. I'm glad he decided to bare it all.

R193 because the majority of the male world is intact. Note - we don’t use “uncut” any more.

Timothy Bullock

I'm waiting for someone to post Jeffrey Toobin.

Bruno Duarte from the shop "Below Deck" is now a Colt Studio model. And I am very happy about it.

Bruno again.

Mr. Ed Fury

R193. Because we are intact and civilized, not mutilated barbarians.

Oh God if only I'd knew what I had at 32 I wouldn't be in my basement now!!!

four skins

R211 handsome and beautiful

Oops. Had a gif of a guy slapping his dick and it didn't work.

r216 is gorgeous!

Thanks, R218. I believe his name is Ashton Summers.

Love that this guy casually has his finger in his ass.

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Black's Beach, San Diego, California

Weird how when you click on some of the pics, they change into an advertisement for www.gaycamshows.com

front

back

R242 is very cute.

r245 He is Czech gay porn star Tomas Salek.

Thanks R246. Do you know who R243 is?

R247. Ariel Vanean is the model shown in R243. Sexy, handsome man.

The airlines new marketing strategy to attract passengers:

Thank you for your service.

Who has pissed in a sink?

You show me yours.

[quote]You show me yours.

Oh my. How gay. Surely straight boys don't do this, but they will look if a guy is already naked in the shower, at the nude beach, etc.

R249 that looks more like the interior of a train/subway. Hot nonetheless!

Wow. Look at the veins in his forearm.

Mmmm. Hairy tits and abs.

For all you size queens.

Nah, that willy is photoshopped, R304.

R292 anyone have a name?

It looks like Dylan Carden, R307.

[quote]Mmmm. Hairy tits and abs.

But the shaved pubic region is bathetic.

[quote]But the shaved pubic region is bathetic.

Now that you mention it, it does look weird but I could easily overlook it if I had a chance with him.

r310 looks like former porn star Marc Dylan.

You're probably right, R314. He did look familiar. Thanks.

So tempting.

r339 Let it fly, my man. If your cock and balls get any bluer you'll really be in pain.

Furry

Beautiful man

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Fine dick and balls

Beautiful guy...

Legend Men's Trent Titus, one of my favorites.

Mexican actor Jorge Rivero

Not naked but he is beautiful.

Underwear for the modest man.

I don't care about your accent.

Those are some fine testicles.

One more try.

Oh my.

Stolen from another thread.

Promoting a strip club, I assume.

Magnificent

Erik Mendoza from Bel Ami

Mr. Hairy Tits Robert Zoppo

This would be Robert Zoppo

Totally authentic pic of Bieber

Check out me tits.

The yardman is here, and looking fine.

Intense

Alexander Skarsgard

the perfect man for me...

Very nice cock and balls, R441. Love the sexy body hair.

R445 yummy big PPs 🤤

Kurt Wild

Four fine cocks to suck, R446.

Fuck yeah R448.

R439, Did he sit on a Milk Dud?

Lol, R450.

It's a sexy bubble butt despite the mole. At least, I think it's a mole.

R460, Gorgeous pic.

R459 Good God, that meat is fuck’n ginormous

[quote]R460, Gorgeous pic.

JFK Jr. was so hot. Love the hairy chest. Too bad he played for the other team.

Then again, we travelled in slightly different social circles, so it's not like I ever really had a chance.

Yes, R472. If you got fucked by that guy, you'd definitely remember it.

Check out me tits.

Let's see if this photo is bigger.

Wtf!

Love the feeling of a cock pressed against the back of my head.

R485 lovely, just absolutely fuck’n lovely

Thanks, R490. Too bad you never see super hot guys like that at the nude beach.

Some form of public depravity

Not naked but yummy.

Perfect penis alert @ R517

make that R516

True, R521. Derrick Davenport was one incredibly sexy man. Don't know how old that photo is. I wonder what he looks like now.

Lol, R522. Maybe they grow a lot.

A classic.

r528 He looks a little like Bradley Cooper.

I guess there is a bit of a resemblance, R529. Pretty sure Cooper doesn't have that kind of body.

How embarrassing! My naked selfies keep winding up on the internet. I could just DIE.

You must be hot stuff, R554.

R559

That is 100% my type. Cute, fit, moderately furry chest, normal dick size, over 30.

He's exactly my type too, R560 --- a cute, very sexy young man but to me he looks 18 - 25, not over 30. I'm sure he regrets taking that selfie.

R561

I could say 25-30. He looks like a man, not a boy or a beast. Like the hot neighbor fantasy. I would say the one knowable detraction would be that he did post a nude selfie. It's hard for me to take anyone who does that seriously.

His foolishness means enjoyment for us.

Does anyone else think R559 photoboy looks like a young Aaron Eckhart?

True, R564. Or maybe a little bit like a young Bill Pullman.

Bill was definitely cute, but Aaron always seemed more like a bodice-ripping man. Oh dear, now I've gone an given myself the vapors.

Strippers

R567, R568

Are they Mormon?

Hahaha. Why would you say that, R569? I do like Mormon porn but I assume the performers are pretending to be Mormons.

One person in the comments section mentions the 801 Bourbon Bar in Key West.

R 570

Well they certainly have a lock on the repressed conservative look.

Exactly. You look at those guys, with their tattoos and those types of hairstyles, and you think very young Mitt Romneys.

He's showing his nipples. That's scandalous.

R574

He's giving me the vapors. Eula-Mae, quick, the smelling salts!

Lol R575.

R578

Ewwww. I hate sand in my crotch and pubes.

Yes R579 but their asses are a thing of beauty. A blanket would detract from the beauty of their bodies and the beauty of the landscape. Sometimes you have to put with some discomfort to take a good photo.

R582

Shoot that poison arrow through my heart!

R590 - "Presenting Hole: Bayou Edition"

Hot guy, though

Actually R592, R591 is a very good pic of him. He's not as handsome in other pics but his body is very sexy.

R593

Yup. Which is why it's always crucial to get multiple face pics on Grindr. One "perfect" shot can be very disappointing in person.

Hot fisherman

R599 - Now that's an angler I can reel in.