1. Fat Billy Barr’s Daddy assaults girls with Jeffrey Epstein in the 70s, as asshole Donald is being groomed in the Art of Litigious Confusion by Cockgobbler Roy Cohn.
2. Jeffery Epstein and Trump become acquaintances in the 80s, as Trump is digging financial holes on a trajectory to bankruptcies and Epstein uses his contacts to setup a secretive Pedo ring. Fat Billy is working on his Iran-Contra scandal.
3. 90s: later on Trump and Epstein are accused of raping a 13yo... case dismissed after accuser is allegedly threatened. Trump no longer viable for US lenders and turns to Russia. Presidential aspirations thrown around. The KGB is watching.
4. 2000s: Trump still in with the Clintons & Hollywood. He is mainstream’d to the American people with ‘The Apprentice’. Hard financial times again for Dump, much more Russian money.
5. 2010s: Obama 2nd term. Trump visits Russia, peepee. Putin decides to destroy America through Redneck’s mental weakness. Trump and Fat Billy agree to hide their kompromat and Trump family is about to face severe legal issues.
What am I missing?