scat
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do _______
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 24, 2020 12:04 AM |
Scat is microscopic. Every time you touch a bathroom door handle, you've just fisted a bunch of people. Put your finger in your mouth afterwards- you've just rimmed them.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 19, 2020 2:17 AM |
...tap!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 19, 2020 2:35 AM |
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do—chat.
I hate hook up sites.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 19, 2020 2:45 AM |
Slaughter puppies on my patio.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 19, 2020 3:38 AM |
Republicans
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 19, 2020 3:56 AM |
A femme, fat, or Asian. 🤮
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 19, 2020 4:00 AM |
People who think bathroom humor is funny. If a guy deliberately farts in front of me I'm out.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 19, 2020 4:03 AM |
booze or dope, kiddo.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 19, 2020 4:03 AM |
“they”.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 19, 2020 4:03 AM |
Religion of any kind.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 19, 2020 4:06 AM |
#6 = Phillip Rucker
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 19, 2020 4:06 AM |
Picky Eaters. I can't love you if you have the palate of a six year old.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 19, 2020 4:07 AM |
an alcoholic who gambles and litters.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 19, 2020 4:12 AM |
Windows.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 19, 2020 4:17 AM |
Men who have diaper or panty fetishes.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 19, 2020 4:19 AM |
Economy or coach.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 19, 2020 4:23 AM |
Harlots.
Typed ransom notes.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 19, 2020 4:24 AM |
a non-Dickensian Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 19, 2020 4:28 AM |
Janet Jackson
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 19, 2020 4:29 AM |
co-sign an auto-loan.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 19, 2020 4:32 AM |
golden showers
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 19, 2020 4:33 AM |
anyone who isn't white, latin or middle eastern.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 19, 2020 6:27 AM |
Ethnicities.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 19, 2020 6:28 AM |
loan you money
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 19, 2020 1:20 PM |
Pussy
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 19, 2020 1:21 PM |
Stinkfish.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 19, 2020 3:20 PM |
Aaron Schock
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 19, 2020 3:54 PM |
Fat.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 19, 2020 3:56 PM |
Your chores. Hire a maid!!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 19, 2020 3:57 PM |
Lamest thread ever.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 19, 2020 3:58 PM |
Dishes....
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 19, 2020 3:58 PM |
R30.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 19, 2020 4:08 PM |
Women
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 19, 2020 4:09 PM |
Your Mom
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 19, 2020 4:58 PM |
A rag-head.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 19, 2020 5:13 PM |
Eat dirty ass
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 19, 2020 6:41 PM |
Eat a clean ass.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 19, 2020 7:50 PM |
Dwarf
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 19, 2020 8:31 PM |
Boy under the age of 17.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 19, 2020 8:32 PM |
Math.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 20, 2020 2:27 AM |
Listen to or attend the concert for Madame x
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 20, 2020 2:43 AM |
I never say never- ever. That said Republicans are vile people. I only deal with them professionally when necessary or in transactions. I walk away in social settings. I might make a scene otherwise.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 20, 2020 3:14 AM |
socialize with non-smokers.
Seriously, we’re different tribes and it’s easier for everyone if we don’t hang out.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 20, 2020 3:53 AM |
An open relationship, since they usually exist because of stunted emotional development and pathological inability to commit.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 20, 2020 4:21 AM |
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do—
Uncut.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 20, 2020 6:30 AM |
Miss Lindsey. I wouldn't fuck her for all the money in the world.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 20, 2020 5:48 PM |
... your fine washables.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 20, 2020 6:40 PM |
Scat with men over 80
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 22, 2020 11:42 PM |
Earrings
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 22, 2020 11:47 PM |
Caftans!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 22, 2020 11:47 PM |
The Bravo Channel and it's insipid lineup of "reality". God, how can he watch that stuff? He is so smart in every other way but his television choices suck balls. When he watches, I find something to do in the pool house.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 22, 2020 11:51 PM |
Surprise anal
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 22, 2020 11:51 PM |
support a man financially or downgrade socio-economically
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 22, 2020 11:54 PM |
Sooner or later you'll just be poopin' around, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 23, 2020 12:32 AM |
Meth and heroin
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 23, 2020 1:14 AM |
Log Cabin Republicans
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 23, 2020 1:15 AM |
Biarritz in the off season.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 23, 2020 11:31 PM |
Sex. I only want to be loved.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 24, 2020 12:04 AM |