My Crazy Gay Neighbors

The nerve! If they’re going to be loud, they should have the decency to be so only when fucking.

I suppose you could speak to the gay guy and just say that you can hear everything. It is a horrible situation you are in though, because they sound crazy and will probably be belligerent about everything and in the end say that you are 'transphobic'.

I honestly thought it was a murder-suicide when I heard the tranny screaming. I didn’t know whether to call the police or not. I’ve never been in that situation. Turns out he was screaming in the house by himself. He is just such a drama queen but also quite frightening. I don’t know why the gay guy puts up with it. I wish I didn’t have to hear this shit and could go about my business, but they’re just so loud. The tranny goes on about his affluent background and how hard society is in him. The dude is such a narcissistic fuck. I wanna slap him myself. He sounds like a 5 year old complaining and throwing a temper tantrum.

This never happens

This is only interesting, OP, when you tell us where you live, what type of building it is, what you do for a living, the ages involve, and does mother charge you rent? Or pay it?

The tranny is probably on Section 8, report him to the local office and get him evicted

"Borderline" -- riiiigggghhhttt.

I used to live downstairs from a crazy tranny and her boyfriend. She was tall skinny, hair and makeup like Souixsie, but messy. She talked a lot about her psyche meds - I think she was bipolar. Boyfriend was short and fat - he looked like a ball.

Sometimes she was nice, and one night she hung out and we got drunk together. Most of the time she was screaming at me for being to noisy. One night, late at night, I was lying in bed reading, no tv, no music playing, and she started pounding on the floor and screaming for me to shut the fuck up. I'm like, what? Am I turning the pages too loud?

I was so happy when she moved out.

I had this annoying queen who used to move around his pots and furniture on his balcony above my bedroom at 1 in the morning.

He'd also rock in his chair and knock the wall in the middle of the night.

I complained but he didn't bother to respond.

So one night I BLASTED HIM with ROCK MUSIC in the middle of the night for about 30 minutes. BLASTED HIM.

He never bothered me again.

I decided to open up Grindr and see if they were on - both are and the wannabe tranny has down “single”. These two are such drama queens.

And BTW, the “tranny” literally looks like this guy.

I heard the boyfriend say “I think I’m poly something”. lmao. They don’t even know the terminology and label themselves as such some things. Total hipster posers. I heard the tranny talking about all the polyamorous friends he has. The tranny is BPD + professional victim.

[quote]both are and the wannabe tranny has down “single”.

LOL

Every lesbian dating app is overrun with terrible thirsty dudes LARPing as women. They're like soooo gay, y'all! Let's go shopping for striped knee socks and dildos! Uh, no.

Next time call the cops.

OP, what city are you in?

The Gayborhood in Philadelphia

The boyfriend sings showtunes at the top of his lungs all friggin night.

They moved next door to me a year ago. The tranny wasn’t originally living there.

Is your place a rental? I would’ve moved out a year ago.

R13 is right. I had neighbors like this once - they were a hetero couple; it was all drama all the time. He was a jealous asshole but he had reason to be since his girlfriend was a drunken whore.

My landlord told me to just call the police the next time they fought. He must have said something to them about it because from then on they whisper-screamed at each other. I could still hear it but it wasn’t so bad.

First of all, you only have one Crazy Gay Neighbor, dear.

Second of all, you need to move to a better, more soundproof apartment.

Third of all...well, there is no third of all. Just GO!

Take a page out of Scooby Doo and make it seem like their apartment is haunted!

Then, they’ll move.

But watch out for nosy kids.