Who Dis?

Titties maloy

Meh.

The torso is good. But her face isn't all that, and she needs to rethink that hair.

Next.

Goals

Nice titties but put a bag over her head.

Stupid fucking hair.

R5 read my mind... I came here to say exactly that.

I don’t care if he has a bouffant.

Can’t you read? It’s FAB49-DDE-B10-B-42-AA-BE05-B51-AABECF2-A9

Pretty sure it is Mario Hervas. You people must be kidding with the comments that he’s not good looking.

He’s stunning

It’s only another KWEEEEEEEN!

Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and hide your junk behind it.

Who dis troll is annoying and blocked. Nobody cares who the rando muscle guy is that you’ll never have.

He’s a very popular fitness model

Chiseled face, great shape.

BUT. . . like ears that stick out too much (Russell Tovey), an outie navel is distracting. Yes, I'm a picky bitch.

R15, you’re picky. So, do you actually get hot dudes?

OP is either the guy in pic or his publicist. Don’t fall for this crap. Haven’t you seen Don’t Fuck With Cats? Pathologically narcissistic gays like this are the new evil.

Mario has 383,000 followers on IG. I seriously doubt he’d be looking for additional ones on DL. Ditto for his publicist. We’re just not that big of a deal.

R16, I've had my share. Problem is, they're hookups. I often feel like a piece of meat afterwards. Mary! But what can I expect if I go for surface appearance? Maybe if I was a natural whore I would feel differently and it would just be another notch. Anyway, I've become more guarded, which makes it harder to cultivate a substantial relationship. It's my fault, really. Shallow attracts shallow. I should focus on personality and character.

How do you meet them? Gym?

Not at the gym, mostly in college and bars. I should clarify: these guys aren't fitness models or muscle bros. They aren't built as well as Mario above. They aren't overweight schlubs, either. I go for handsome faces. Handsome faces don't always mean handsome personalities, of course.

Yeah

His body is fucking incredible.

That body is amazing. I bet he doesn't sit around eating Oreos like I do.

For sure

Gay?

Naw

Better hair

Thirst

So what does he do on Onlyfans????

Damn!!

[quote]Who dis?

Stricken.

That hair is très tragique.

That face with that hair just screams "punch me repeatedly". It's like some kind Goth outcast found a wishing ring and wished for that body. Of course, he'll ruin it with ink soon enough.

His squinty eyes make him a male version of Renee Zellweger.

Mario Hervás is beautiful.

Jealously is a nasty thing. He’s incredibly attractive and is a model because so msny people recognize that

nudes?