any others have minor shitty mishaps during anal?

Douche, I fuck’n love that word

Psyllium husk, twice daily.

No, this never happened to anyone else.

R2 I do this and yet still...accidents happen!

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Same here. Realized it’s because I have colitis. My digestive system just doesn’t work. It’s gotten worse as I got older.

Add Pepto Bismol or Kaopectate (6-12 hours before) to your regimen to slow down your innards. Fiber con works differently from Metamucil, so consider that, instead. Also, you may be overdoing it with your douche-a-thons. Getting water too far up there starts things moving.

The ass isn't made for fucking. Just ask Farrah Fawcett.

I've never experienced full chili dog. Just the leaking coca-cola.

If you put your cock where shit comes from, don't be that surprised if you encounter shit at some point.

Stop douching with so much water. You are forcing too much up into the upper colon and it's bringing things down. If you just use a squeeze drink bottle with the cap taken off I find it better than a douche which extends too far in.

OP = Shitty little Ann

OP after you douche take an Imodium instant. Wait 10 mins, repeat douche and then take another Imodium.

You’ll be fine for up to 6 hrs of fucking.

BUY FIBRE TABLETS they will change your life.

After I douche (which takes about 3-4 rounds, but not too much water each time) I take an anti-diarrheal. That keeps anything from descending and dries up any excess water. Works like a charm. Of course, if you're getting fucked by a 9 inch dick, you have to do a deep clean which is a lot more work and much more difficult.

Nobody gets perfectly clean every time, and tops who expect that are douchebags.

Your tops should be glad you try to douche out at all. They have to deal with a LOT of messy bottoms and bottoms who are against enemas.

This thread is grossing me out.

I may never bottom, ever again.

A) It's too much fucking work.

B) Thinking about douching, makes me ill.

Agree R17, anal sex is just too much work. Can be pleasurable - but takes way too many pieces coming together in perfect alignment to work. I envy the guys from the 70s who could it’s do it without worrying about a little mess.

I had a boyfriend who refused to clean so my condom-ed cock was always shit smeared. He was such an enthusiastic bottom so I didn’t want to complain overmuch.

E R N A

Was this thread started by Shitty Little Ann?

This is why sex should be preceded by a copious amount of alcohol. It reduces the inhibitions between strangers.

[quote] This is why sex should be preceded by a copious amount of alcohol. It reduces the inhibitions between strangers.

It also reduces the "ick" factor.

Poops are people too

We've had a few versions of this same thread recently. What sad troll is obsession about shit and anal sex?

You're supposed to lay on your left (If you lay down to douche) so that no water gets in the Sigmoid Colon. If it gets trapped there the vigor of fucking can cause it leak back down into the rectum. Enter said "Chile". There was a guy Xtube who had a tutorial in douching. It was very informative. Check there for any vids and get some pointers.

I've also learned you should wait an hour to fuck after douching so any excess water gets absorbed.

Erna R25.

Thank you R26. R25 some of us don’t lurk on here daily

[quote] What sad troll is obsession about shit and anal sex?

Sounds like the work of Shitty Little Ann.

I use an enema bulb in the shower - works every time, never had an issue. No muss no fuss no chemicals. BTW I'm versatile, top and bottom. I was with a guy once that mid fuck the Niagara Falls started out his ass. He got embarrassed but it didn't bother me. At least I knew he took the time to clean out. Once he dried off, the fun continued.

Dr Sigmoid Friend is back at R26

I just don't understand all this acceptance of messy bottoms. I must be the douchey top then as I don't put up with it and haven't had to

[quote] I was with a guy once that mid fuck the Niagara Falls started out his ass

Dear lord R30, I'm never bottoming again. That was just WAAAAAY too much information.

And I'm surprised that the both of you weren't completely mortified, and just ran in opposite directions.

If I was in that situation, the "date" would be over.

All of this toilet talk is making me verklempt

[quote]And I'm surprised that the both of you weren't completely mortified, and just ran in opposite directions.

With Niagara Falls spewing out of his ass? It would have looked like the Bundy Drive of shit.

To R32. LOL it was clear water and maybe I exaggerate a little for effect about Niagara Falls. I guess he douched himself out just a bit too thoroughly and there was still water in his upper colon. I was fucking him on his side and suddenly noticed the sheets were wet. He brought it to my attention at the same time. It was not a big deal, just unexpected.

Maybe his "water broke," R35.

He could have been pregnant.. lol.

I remember seeing an interview done with pornstar Bo Garrett. They asked him to describe the worst experience ever on a porn set and he said it was the day some guy he was fucking, who obviously hadn't or didn't know how to clean himself out properly, shat all over him. Then they asked him why he'd taken a hiatus from porn and he said "well, I had to go away for 3 to 5, if you get my drift". LOL