A friend is hiring naked man sushi for his 40th

What a waste. Just spend the money on a whore.

It doesn’t look like they’re actually naked.

Gross.

They must get cold? I mean sushi needs to be kept at cool temperatures. What if they have to piss?

Wouldn't the sushi get hot from the body heat? Yuck.

[quote]What if they have to piss?

Warm sake for the birthday geezer then. This looks yucky to me anyway. Skin diseases?

Which sushi roll lays on top of the cock?

R7, the dragon hand roll

It sounds fun.

Sounds gross and nasty.

I think your friend just wants to impress people

Yeah - the sushi would become warm due to the body temperature.

I've always thought this was stupid. That and fondant-shaped birthday cakes ('It's a Louis Vuitton purse cake, just like the one I have, see!!!").

It's tacky and not impressive. You should tell your friend.

Ugh. Not only warm sushi but what about body hair. Ack.

Is it all-you-can-eat?

R14 ...and ANYTHING you can eat??

If the women are rude or annoying can he let one rip?

Tell your friend he should also have all the guests come as their favorite 1980s character....your friend must be watching sex in the city reruns. This is so old

R11 Yep and that's just like him. He does love sushi and naked men though, so he would think combining both is some great 2 for 1

R16 BEAUTIFUL! Especially if it smells like old fish.

I bet they aren't even fully nude

^^I'd guess he covers his wiener but other than that ???

What if the guy is ugly? Is there a catalogue you can choose from?

Very decadent and borderline Satanic.

R22 I just found out and have as many questions as you all. But guess I'll find out next weekend!

how boring

He might get an erection! I dare you to tickle his thighs!

I've been to a hollywood party and the guy hosting had this sushi gimmick. I thought it was gross. It was two asian girls lying on tables. Their lady bits were tastefully covered. By the smell, I thought the sushi was rotten, then I realized the fish smell was coming from the smelly pussies!!!

OP, save me a Butthair Roll. Yummers!

I think we've found a potential career for DL fave Brandon Cody! Or would this be too intellectually challenging for him?

How do you like them eggrolls, Mr. Goldstone?

I prefer cream of Sum Yung Gai

Sounds like your "friend" has watched too much CSI:Miami.

Tell him his idea is [italic]simplement trop cliché.[/italic]

2002 called. It wants its idea back.

They did this on THE SURREAL LJFE as a reward for the celebrities winning a challenge or something.

They had a naked female. All the male celebrity contestants on the show had a huge problem with it and refused to eat, causing a huge drama; except for Vince Neil, who sat laughing with the female celebrity contestants and chowed down.

Corey Feldman in particular made an utter ass of himself over the whole thing, crying and whining that his absent girlfriend wouldn’t like it and that he found it offensive because he was a vegan.

Stinkfish!

Stupid. What a waste of sushi. Just hire a porn star and pass him around.

I've heard that the naked sushi person comes with the instruction "DO NOT TALK TO YOUR SUSHI MODEL, they need to concentrate on holding absolutely still".

Honestly, that doesn't sound like much fun.

R33 My friend never left 2002 or its style and fashion, so that sounds about right

I would be wary of eating this sushi.

If the man under the sushi isn't Japanese, is it cultural appropriation?

R40, most American sushi isn't *really* sushi , so it's all a bit muddled..

Foul feet and sushi - no thanks

It might be just me, but is that even sanitary?

From the photo, R43, it looks like leaves are placed on the models, and the food is placed on those, so the food never touches the person's body. Still, I don't what the appeal of this is. It sounds like a really stupid idea, decadent for decadent's sake. It is tacky to objectify a person like that.

Spread some wasabi on his balls and see how he reacts.

I hope the guests all know how to use chopsticks especially the ones eating the sushi around his wiener.

Does friend need naked lady? I am available!

I would be the PERFECT naked sushi model. I’m 6 feet tall and 270 lbs, so I could probably serve 45-60 people!

I have never in my life understood what the point of this is? To make the sushi sexy? To make the naked person fishy and ricey? Why would you want naked ass around raw fish?

Idiotic.

FFS, tell your friend to hire a naked butler. At least you're able to speak to and interact with them!

[quote]If the women are rude or annoying can he let one rip?

It never fails. DL will go sexist even when it's clear the OP made clear this was a male friend.

Apparently, the Japanese term for eating sushi off of a naked man is nantaimori.

Hopefully the naked model doesn’t fart too much

could I get a side order of takoyaki?

I hate sushi. It is disgusting.

Can I instead get a naked man peckered all over in cream puffs and napoleons and cannolis?

OP I hope your friend hires someone sexier than that nothing in your photo!

I prefer banana splits, R55.

forget the sushi, just hire the naked man!

You nasty boys!

Average man farts about 15 times a day....

I can’t with this..

It certainly doesn't seem very sanitary. You would there there would be Health Department regulations prohibiting this sort of thing.

^^ . . . you would think there would be . . . ^^

r62 the sushi person would have to be super attractive and have great skin - the kind of person that makes you forget about hygiene, drop your pants and bend over.

My fantasy is to do this at an orgy where we hire Collin Hart Vorrias (Corbin Fisher's Connor) to be the "platter." He has such clean-looking skin!!!!!

r65 I agree, he'd be a good platter!

[quote] It certainly doesn't seem very sanitary.

honey, if you’re that squeamish you shouldn’t eat sushi in the first place.

Japan started this shit over 30 years ago. Except it was men (of course) eating sushi off a naked woman.

Who places the sushi on the "model"?

Eel, obvs, R7.

I doubt it is really that unsanitary. I'm sure the models wipe down with anti-bacterial wipes before.

With the OP though. Waste of money and sushi.

I don't think it's unsanitary, it just seems weird and uncomfortable. I've never gotten the attraction to stuff like this, treating people like furniture or inanimate objects. It seems like it'd be awkward.

[quote] I'm sure the models wipe down with anti-bacterial wipes before.

Oh, you're sure of that, are you? You have no reason to be. If you can also see into the future and find out incipient winning lottery numbers, your magic powers would be better put to use there.

And here's the thing - they're supposed to lie there comatose while everyone makes comments about them and picks things off their body.

You know people will say comments that will make them laugh or make them embarrassed. And then - whoops - there goes the sushi.

I can't imagine wasting money on this - you could use that money to make a really great party.

I feel bad for these people. I guess we all have to make a living, though.

Well at least you are putting your powers of snarkiness and assholery to good use R73.

I'd rather hire a stripper.

I can't believe this is still a thing.

Where does one hire a naked sushi man? Any links? I'm curious about the cost.

Leave it to the Japanese to come up with something so bizarre.

Inspired by this thread, I’m doing naked man sushi tonight. I ordered sushi via Uber eats. Gonna eat it naked.

It looks like the guy in OP's pic has a little hand trying to slowly come out of his body - look at his underarm area below his nip

It strikes me as something rich people do just because they can.

Rich people with vulgar tastes, perhaps.

Where and in which orientation on him does she place the shrimp?

She?

The models body heat will make the bacteria in the sushi grow if it isn't consumed immediately, no thanks.

My naked President covered in sushi.

Yum, dining delight!

Your naked President covered in chitlins and collards and hush puppies.

So gauche and passé.

[quote]It doesn’t look like they’re actually naked.

So you want nothing resembling sanitary. No barrier whatsoever

Do none of you have eyes?

In the photos OP posted, the sushi is sitting on top of something that looks like a banana leaf (but it likely made of plastic)

Not on the actual ho's skin

I would leave that party and take my gift with me.

R92, some of us HAVE eyes. In my case, I was just commenting as to the ridiculousness of wanting the person to be completely naked and have your food eaten right off of a perfect stranger. I don't give a fuck how hot he is, I don't want to eat anything *directly* off of someone I don't know well enough to know their hygiene habits, so that better be on some banana leaves.

What a crass and stupid idea. What ever happened to Tupperware parties?

Who wants to be aroused and eat sushi at the same time?

R91/R94

Chairbottom of the Datalounge Maiden Aunt Brigade's Committee To Ensure Proper Hygiene And Development Of Signature Scents

Can I eat wasabi off his toes ?

Looks like more bachelorette party strip-tease BS where everybody tee-hee-hees at how naughty they're being, except in this case, the stripper's the one being humiliated.

It reminds me of the New Orleans brothel mentioned by Truman Capote whose specialty was a confection of brandy, cherries and cream served in the vagina of a beautiful octoroon.

As others have mentioned, what the hell is the point? Stripclubs, geishas and nude waiters make more sense because there's actually interaction with them.

Not only are the sushi models not actually naked, but you can't talk (to or about them) or touch them at all. You can't even directly pick the sushi off them with your fingers, you're required to use chopsticks as the model just lays there with their eyes closed like a corpse.

Plus the whole issue with the sushi getting gross and warm from their body heat. The stupid gimmick probably lasts 45 minutes at most?

Yeah I don't really get my friend's desire for this whole idea. For all I know he probably saw it on an episode of QAF and wanted to do it ever since.

You just know some drunken queen is going to try to use their chopsticks to remove the barrier covering his cock.

A friend of a friend used to "body sushi" model several years ago and, because the restaurant was close to my grad school, I ended up at a couple of these events. The truth is, body sushi is not nearly as sexual or glamorous as most people (primarily Americans) think. The models are not truly naked, but rather have decorative bikini-esque garments (albeit very skimpy) around the nipples and genitalia. In the Sex/City pic above, there's nothing accurate about that set-up, at least not for high-end commercialized presentations. The food never touches the skin, and patrons are not allowed (or at least strongly discouraged) from interacting with the model. In the restaurant this was strictly enforced, and diners could actually be ejected for inappropriate contact with the model. My friend basically just laid there completely still staring straight up (they weren't allowed to actually close their eyes aside from blinking to avoid a "dead" lady look) avoiding all contact. Their heads were also pointed in a direction that limited patrons coming too close to the models' heads. The models also had to breath in a highly-controlled manner, because forceful breathing would knock the food off the body.

The other thing that is interesting is that a model only holds around 6-10 pieces of sushi, so like 2-5 servings. So a model is rarely out in the dining area for much longer than ten minutes at a time because diners scarf it up very quickly. In my friend's case, they were prepared in a hidden back room (not the kitchen) and pushed out on wheeled tables. The restaurant always used at least two models up to 10 for larger groups) and they would basically alternate, while one was out in the dining room, the other was being prepped in the back. And eventually, as the dinner winds down, they did away with the body-sushi presentation and went to traditional chilled serving trays. A model can't just lay out indefinitely waiting for all the food to be eaten. And the food was never out long enough to get warm as some have suggested. Again, this was all in a very classy, high-end, and well-managed sushi restaurant. We aren't talking about some frat party where the guys order a hooker and eat food off of her.

The other thing that's interesting is that bodies look very different laying on a table than they do standing up. And the result is not always that beautiful. For example my friend had a very nice flat stomach standing up with nice feminine definition in the torso. But laying down, it sunk in and kinda looked weird and sickly. Also, women with bigger bust sizes tend to flatten and the breasts slide to the sides. Thus, it wasn't always super sexy. Also, most high-end restaurants who do this don't actually use male models (Japanese tradition is female bodies). The restaurant my friend worked for did have a few male models on call but they were rarely requested. I saw one used once and, although the dude was very sexy and muscular, the look just wasn't appetizing or appealing physically when laying down on a table. And no, his dong was not visible whatsoever haha.

[quote]The truth is, body sushi is not nearly as sexual or glamorous as most people (primarily Americans) think.

Of all the words I might use to describe it, "glamorous" would not be one of them.

the models have to shave all over and wash with a strong disinfectant. This is old hat but I still think it has an erotic appeal.

[quote]It reminds me of the New Orleans brothel mentioned by Truman Capote whose specialty was a confection of brandy, cherries and cream served in the vagina of a beautiful octoroon.

Because brandy, cherries, and cream go so well with fish.

R105, glamorous is not the correct word. But done in the right setting with the right ambience, it is actually quite beautiful and striking, which is what a lot of body sushi presentations go for in modern times. For example, the restaurant I mentioned above had a truly spectacular upstairs private room with great lighting, nice city views, and a lovely chandelier which hovered over the model. In that room, it was really quite beautiful. Part of it had to do with the fact that the model wasn't actually the focal point but rather part of an entire dining production, so the look wasn't as sexual or tacky. However, there was also a larger banquet-style room for larger groups (which I dined in with my model friend as the platter), which was akin to something out of a mid-priced hotel. That was not only very unglamorous, but really cheap and seedy looking and really showcased the models as centerpieces, which came across as really trashy (which I think is how a lot of American body sushi is done). The picture in R1 is reminiscent of that, albeit, not that trashy looking. That pic seriously looks like it was hosted in a Holiday Inn.

Wow, but the old aunties are out in force for this thread. They won't eat sushi off a beautiful young naked man, but they will go suck off drivers at any truck stop.

I don't care for sushi, but a naked young man is a welcome addition to any party, something that should be perfectly obvious to anyone likely to be posting on Data Lounge.

Where does he hold the sushi cones?

Thanks for bringing it back down to earth, r109.

I would never pay for this myself, but thanks to this thread, if I were ever invited to experience this as a novelty, I'd go.

I don’t think I could avoid offending the model by insulting his penis with chopstick jokes.

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Oh, please. If you're lying naked on a table at a social event, you're a whore and everyone is MORE THAN entitled to touch you.

R115 = straight incel

Okay, today's my birthday. I've turned 57, and this is the last thing I would want for my birthday. I can imagine any number of things I'd like to do with an attractive, well-built, young man, whether he's naked, semi-naked, or fully clothed. I draw the line at eating raw tuna that is nestled in his pubic hair.

Blech!!

Happy birthday!