Janet Jackson Surprises 'The View'

No, she dosen't.

OP = Vadge

No OP, only the music artists whom you like have fans.

Well she must since her new tour is the #1 bestselling on Ticketmaster already and the tickets ain’t cheap, unlike Madge’s, the limping dyke that’s still giving them away the day of.

Was she there to drop some of her new Black Diarrhea?

Oh please, Jabba. THere is no place to search the top selling concerts on Ticketmaster that way. You're just lying like you always do.

Ummm.... Yes!

I mean aside from Jabba.

R8

Yass, R4!

The OP is just mad because she got read for filth in the Janet Black Diamond thread.

[quote]unlike Madge’s, the limping dyke

That's the face she makes while excavating her black diarrhea!

Why did she decide to dress up as Bigfoot for her View appearance?

That was sweet and she looks good, she's no Spring Chicken.

[quote]JABBA

Cunt

the lady at 0:49 in OP's video is insane

I love the gorilla fur Janet is wearing.

What's that? She's naked?

I usually stay out of these threads, but I have heard a lot of people talking about this tour and there seems to be excitement and buzz around it.

Sure, Jan

She looks great, and it was sweet of her to do that. God you queens are insufferable.

No, R21. We have good taste.

[quote]Why did she decide to dress up as Bigfoot for her View appearance?

They only have one fat cam and they were using it on Meghan.

The guy standing at 2:13 is J's gay Muslim ex husband- and father of her white child.

I think it has already been established, Janet has 2 fans, one of them being her mom.

Oh wow I thought OP’s pic was of Jack Nicholson in that Batman movie.

She does still have cheeks. My gawd...

No shade but I c any understand a fucking word in some of her songs!....and yes, I'm younger.

Why does every black guest act like Whoopi is their beloved Ont Karen? They don't even know her.

"I was just on my way to the recording studio to finish my album - in full hair, makeup, and wardrobe - when I made this completely unplanned and spontaneous decision to drop in on The View ladies."

She needs to shave all that hair on her shoulders.

Stay pressed, hunties!!!

Imagine being the sad, deformed, damaged human being that sits in her basement all day typing "Jabba!"

Eh, I'd rather not. I'm not a fan of dystopia or horror movies.

She looks enormous.

[quote]JABBA

Cunt

[quote] R35

Cunt!

I'm assuming most of that audience is just going to get the tickets to sell them online.

R37 That's a quick 75 cents!

DL swore Hillary would win, Trump wouldn’t run and Bernie Sanders stood no chance. It knows nothing and this includes how popular Janet is. The average age of DL is 65.

More a testament to how much of a hasbeen Janet is that even Datalounge knows she's a hasbeen.

[quote]DL swore Hillary would win, Trump wouldn’t run and Bernie Sanders stood no chance. It knows nothing and this includes how popular Janet is. The average age of DL is 65.

That's Janet's demo, honey.

Bet she doesn't show up for her show at 1:00am.

[quote] Bet she doesn't show up for her show at 1:00am.

That could be the new, "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

"If Janet Jackson doesn't turn up to her concert does anyone hear her backing track?"

Child, here are the facts about Miss Jackson. Next time LEARN before you speak:

Last five albums certified carbon fiber

FASTEST closing Vegas residency ever

Giggles can be heard on I Love Lucy laugh-track

As Queen of Pop she is head of state in sixteen countries

So dynamic when performing live insurance companies will not cover fire when she performs

Modern day eco-icon; has reused same dance moves for twenty-five years (Greta Thunberg lists her an inspiration)

Turned down role of Tootie on The Facts of Life

Flop Witchu Tour traversed seven continents

Immortalized as hologram on tour (garnering her best reviews ever)

Release groundbreaking social commentary album Rhythm Nation 1814; Berlin Fall fell and apartheid in South Africa ended soon after.

MTY Food Group (Baja Fresh parent) share price climbed more than 65% since 2013.

And STILL touring the world despite total lack of interest

Hagdonna who?

^That is lame, even for DL standards.

[quote]I usually stay out of these threads, but I have heard a lot of people talking about this tour and there seems to be excitement and buzz around it.

Yass! Posters advertising the tour are all over Times Square.

[quote]Imagine being the sad, deformed, damaged human being that sits in her basement all day typing "Jabba!"

It is pretty pathetic, isn’t it?

Not as pathetic as Janet's "career."

Janet's had plenty of career triumphs.

Just not in the last two decades.

Is that Janet Jackson or Mo’Nique?

With those cheekbone implants, she could end up being the black version of Madame.

[quote]Just not in the last two decades

Oh honey, you tried it.

The only reason her basic ass got in was because she had exhausted the number of voting attempts and became a shoo-in.

[quote] Yass! Posters advertising the tour are all over Times Square.

There are posters all over Times Square advertising Harley Quinn and that was a flop, too.

Y'all be laughing now but let's just see who gets the last laugh when Janet releases her hot, steaming BLACK DIARRHEA album!

The album cover just leaked!!

[quote]JABBA

Cunt

R57 just shit itself again, laughing at jokes only it thinks are funny.

[quote]R58

CUNT

[quote][R57] just shit itself again, laughing at jokes only it thinks are funny.

Indeed. I’m actually feeling some second hand embarrassment for the poor, stupid creature.

Black Diamond will be superior to Madame X-Lax, just as Unbreakable was superior to the godawful Rebel Fart (and sold more in the US).

That's a low bar. Doesn't mean anyone was interested in Black Plastic or Unsellable.

Black Plastic? BLACK PLASTIC? Plastique Noir?

Black plastic

[quote]Janbot

CUNT

When I hear Stop N Shop, I think of the Buy N Bag on Roseanne. So I think blue collar, dirty clientele.

After Unbreakable's disappointing lack of giggling around the studio (usually just to prove that she'd actually been there; God knows that Autotuned voice could belong to anyone who'd dare claim it) outtakes passed off as interludes, I hope BD is a return to form: no Janet album is complete without as many interludes as there are songs.

Huge Janet fan here!

Can anyone translate this song to English for me?

Everyone knows the reason Unbreakable had any "sales" at all is because the deal they made with Uber to give away CDs with every ride. The fact that Fatnet was allowed to count those as sales is shameful.

What deal is she coming up with for the next album? Are people going to open their box of Domino's pizza and find a Janet Jackson CD on top of it.

Why exactly did she have so many interludes?

It will probably be one of those Happy Meal toys, r70.

What a waste of plastic at a time when we should all be cutting down.

Unbreakable debuted at #1 the first week, well before anything having to do with Uber surfaced. That feat made her the only black artist to have a #1 album in each of the last four decades.

And you ALL will deal.

[quote]And you ALL will deal.

[quote]JABBA

Fucking retard

Unpleasant surprise (anal).

The Uber deal got her to #1. She GAVE IT AWAY and Billboard had to change its rules because of it.

What this tour be an EPIC fail. Like 2/3 of her career (oh I forgot, Les Moonves ruined it not the public not giving a shit).

[quote]The Uber deal got her to #1.

Again, you’re WRONG, troll. Unbreakable’s first week sales were based solely on digital and physical sales. The deluxe edition was exclusive to Target and sold rapidly. I would say Google is your friend but you’re too stupid to even attempt a search anyway. Then again, this is the same shit you repeat in every Janet thread and it’s STILL a lie.

Now sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

R78 LIE

Retard JABBA/R78 always blows these alleged "facts" out of her dimpled chapped ass and claims that an internet search will prove her lies but she NEVER provides the proof.

Giving away her album to uber and Billboard had to change the policy? The SHAME of it all! AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Hey, Janet has an extra ticket to her concert. JaNet Dubois won't be able to make it.

I kinda liked the interludes on her albums. They created atmosphere. Granted, things got much better with CDs and the ability to skip.

[quote]JaNet Dubois won't be able to make it.

There goes 10% of her audience.

Will Janet dedicate a song to her late TV mother?

I can't believe a true talent like Ja'net is dead and were still stuck with that fat whispercooing tub of untalented lard Jane Jacket.

Edit!

She looks amazing at R74!

[quote] She looks amazing at [R74]!

Don't be silly, she's only 53. She just LOOKS 74.

She’s young enough to be HAGdonna’s daughter.

I bet that daughter that she gave away is very happy she doesn't have untalented Janet as a mother.

The ratings came back. 77% of all televisions watching The View turned off when fat ass made her "surprise" appearance.