I was in a car accident
It is a snowy evening in Ohio. I was driving home tonight and a car slid through a stop sign and creamed my car. Luckily, it was a low-speed collision so no one was seriously injured, but my air bags deployed so my car might be totaled :(
Be safe out there everyone! This weather is no joke.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 9, 2020 11:05 PM
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at least you are okay. a car can be replaced.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 13, 2020 2:37 AM
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Maybe you’re dead and you don’t realize it.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 13, 2020 2:43 AM
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Ernst, was husbear with you? What did he have to say about this?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 13, 2020 3:00 AM
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He was not, R4. He was on his way home from work and came to the scene to pick me up when they hauled my car away. He’s working with the insurance for me, hopefully it all gets settled soon.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 13, 2020 3:14 AM
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I thought Ernst lived in Minneapolis?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 13, 2020 3:21 AM
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Glad you are ok. Love to you and husbear.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 13, 2020 3:21 AM
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Ernst, were you at my corner? I heard and walked out to see the exact scenario you described about 3 hours ago. A Wrangler was involved.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 13, 2020 3:24 AM
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Ernst and his husband moved to OH from MN last year.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 13, 2020 3:24 AM
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Ernst, I'm glad you're okay and your husband is there with you. I'm in Ohio, too, but on the other side of the state, and we won't have the"wintry mix" until later. Hopefully your insurance will be able to resolve your car issue.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 13, 2020 3:27 AM
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Thank you everyone. I’m incredibly sore this morning. They checked me for a concussion on site, but my head also really hurts. Husband told me if I don’t feel better in a couple of hours he’s going to bring my MIL (nurse practitioner) over and have her look at me.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 13, 2020 10:35 AM
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R11, so do I. There really wasn't much snow--it was mostly wet.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 13, 2020 11:16 AM
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Just happy you're okay. I leave the husbear jokes to others.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 13, 2020 11:20 AM
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Did it sound like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 13, 2020 11:29 AM
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I did some temp work. for an orthopedic surgeon. He told me the worst mistake people could make was not taking pain medicine right after an accident. He says it takes a few hours for all your muscles to show the whiplash symptoms. He used to recommend that as soon as you are able to take something like an Advil to keep the muscles as relaxed as possible for as long as possible. He told one of his employees after a small accident when she called him and told him she wouldn't be in that day (For reasons having to do with no car. She was not hurt.) she needed to wake up every 4 hours around the clock and take the maximum number of ibuprofen. She didn't listen to him because she wasn't hurt. PS, she was out for three weeks because after two days of no pain her body decided it was indeed very hurt.
So, even if you just feel a little pain, take the maximum that your body can tolerate around the Clock.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 13, 2020 12:03 PM
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Ernst you haven't answered the question in the other thread. Do you let your 6'6" husband breed you?
I hope you are feeling better now.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 13, 2020 4:24 PM
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R11/R14, I live just north of Columbus, we have about 4 inches of snow. It’s been a rough day all around. My local schools weren’t closed or delayed this morning, I heard there were some pretty bad accidents.
Thanks, R15.
R16, no. It was a lot of metal on metal contact noise. I can clearly recall it in my head, but I don’t know how to describe it.
R17, I got similar advice this morning from MIL. I’ve been in my lazy chair with the dog since getting home from the urgent care this morning. I have a mild concussion. I’ve been keeping my clock set so I can take my pills trying to ease some of the body pain.
Sorry, R18. I’ll get right on that.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 13, 2020 9:41 PM
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Ernst did husbear stay home and drive you? What’s the word on your car?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 13, 2020 10:24 PM
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Just saw this post and threads. Hope you're doing better. You can replace a car, can't replace you.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 13, 2020 10:28 PM
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R21, he cancelled some meetings today so he could drive me around.
He was on the phone with the insurance company (aka his employer) and got most of it sorted out. We have to wait for an official adjuster’s statement, but Husband says since the airbags deployed It’s almost certainly going to be a total loss :(
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 14, 2020 12:32 AM
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Ernst what are you doing on Valentine's Day. Is your 6'6" husband going to send you another edible arrangement?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 14, 2020 3:36 AM
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No Edible Arrangements today, R24. He made us a reservation somewhere for dinner but hasn’t told me where. I haven’t been feeling up to much today, but I’m excited for tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 14, 2020 8:45 PM
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A shame you didn't fake die in this fake accident you EST.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 15, 2020 10:07 PM
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You deserve to be in a car accident just for living in Ohio.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 15, 2020 10:11 PM
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Parts of Toledo were cute, but so much of it has the stench of Youngstown, Erie, et al.
Not quite as bad as Gary, IN but not real spiffy, either.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 15, 2020 10:23 PM
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They say if your air bags open, your car is totaled. I had two slow accidents and my insurance company paid what I had paid for my car. My cars were both Honda.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 15, 2020 10:34 PM
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Husband/Husbear is the married, adult version of Joel, right?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 15, 2020 10:35 PM
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Ohio here as well. Glad you are okay, Ernst. Central Ohio drivers are the worst, even in fair weather conditions.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | February 15, 2020 10:42 PM
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R32 Toledo isn't in Central OH, though.
It's in a vast hellscape between Cleveland and Chicago, in the NW corner of Ohio.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 15, 2020 10:46 PM
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Yes, I know. He said he lived north of Columbus and figured the accident happened around the area.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 15, 2020 10:51 PM
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Totally agree with what R17 said; once the adrenaline wears off after an accident, the pain kicks in. Ohio in the winter - even a mild winter - is no joke. Glad you are okay. If your car was an older one, you might come out ahead with it being totaled - my Saturn (total shit cars) was totaled in an accident & it was the best thing for it!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 15, 2020 11:08 PM
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R26, I did. I was sent straight to hell but satan decided I am just so sweet so he sent me back into the loving embrace of my amazing storybook life.
R30/R35, the car has been officially totaled. It was a 2017, so it will be a loss overall. I’m really sad for two reasons. 1.) I really liked my car and enjoyed driving it, and 2.) now I have to car shop again and I find it incredibly boring (Husband is a can enthusiast, so he always has detailed questions I do not know how to answer.
R34 you are correct. I happened a few miles from our house, so no where near Toledo.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 16, 2020 2:13 AM
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Ernst have you changed your mind about not wanting kids? You know your husband will hate you and leave you if you don't right? He is a 6'6" big dick top so he can find someone to replace you very easily. A 5'7" bottom like you however will be invisible after 30. I'm just looking out for you.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 16, 2020 2:30 AM
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My apologies, I was confused re Toledo, because of the post at R11.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 16, 2020 3:47 AM
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R37, Believe it or not, some of us prefer shorties. My BF is a couple of inches shorter than me (he's about 5' 7", and I'm not tall). Anyway, I don't want to sound like I'm flirting with a married man, especially one who's only a little over 100 miles up I-71 from me.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 16, 2020 3:57 AM
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Ernst, are you still alive?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 18, 2020 12:50 AM
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You should be taking a sleigh! I’ll send you my card.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 18, 2020 3:39 AM
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^^^ Do you get razzed about your name much, Joni?
Or those hideous wigs of yours?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 18, 2020 3:07 PM
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Ernst where have you been? I miss you.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 20, 2020 4:23 PM
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Time to get a lawyer and sue the other party involved! Pain and suffering!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 20, 2020 4:35 PM
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This Real Jock ad on my phone is distracting. Bald guy is giving me an erection at work. I can't focus on Ernst's problems.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 20, 2020 4:45 PM
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I've creamed my jeans before, but never my car!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 20, 2020 4:59 PM
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Ernst, were you jacking-off at the time? I used to do that on highway driving, when I was under 30, say. Hormones!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 20, 2020 7:38 PM
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R46. Here I am. Safe and sound.
R50...no. I was driving in the snow.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 21, 2020 12:42 AM
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Katie Holmes is from Toledo.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 21, 2020 1:42 AM
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R51 Have you ever given your 6'6" husband road head?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 21, 2020 5:46 AM
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R53, I have once or twice. Or more.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 21, 2020 8:21 PM
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Ernst why aren't you posting these days? Do you have the Corona?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 2, 2020 3:57 PM
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Well, good thing you were in that car Ernst! If you had been on foot, you would be dead!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 2, 2020 4:02 PM
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r11 born and raised in Toledo Oh. Is it still a suck fest?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 2, 2020 4:48 PM
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wait you live north of columbus but not Cleveland? What are you in Powel/Sunbury?Polaris area or more north than that?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 2, 2020 4:52 PM
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R56, people seem to dislike when I post. Or they think I’m a fake, so I’ve just been quietly observing lately.
R59, yes. That’s the spot! I wouldn’t want to go much more north from here, it gets questionable quickly.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 3, 2020 1:03 AM
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R60 You can turn some of your haters into fans by posting a photo of your 6'6" husband's erect cock. Keep posting. We need to know everything in your life, including how your husband fucked you last night or whether you get bullied by the fraus at work.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 3, 2020 2:28 AM
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I love when you post, Ernst. Please ignore the haters.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 3, 2020 2:30 AM
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Ernst, I'm in Ohio, too, and I'm a registered member, but I never use my name. I'll use it now, just to prove a point. But don't feel that you need to identify yourself when you post. I'm a nice gay guy from Ohio, and there are more of us here.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 3, 2020 2:33 AM
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I live in the middle of nowhere Ohio. It's a toss-up which city I'm closest to between Dayton and Columbus. Does the DL ever do meet-ups? (As friends! I am not the author of the "How Far Would You Drive for a Hook Up? " post.)
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 3, 2020 2:59 AM
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R64 Ernst and his 6'6" husband are not interested in a threesome, especially not with someone 30 years older than them.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 3, 2020 10:00 AM
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For any Ohioan who feels adventurous, consider the Great Black Swamp!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 66 | March 3, 2020 11:44 AM
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R65, you are correct. Interestingly enough, however, I recently learned that my husband has done a threesome. It was kind of weird, but I found it kind of sexy when he was telling me about it!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 4, 2020 3:07 AM
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Ernst would you mind telling us about your dick size? I keep wondering if you have a puny cocklet. Sorry for the personal question. Love you.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 4, 2020 3:49 AM
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r67 drive right through there a few times a month!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 4, 2020 12:51 PM
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R67 Did your 6'6" husband bottom in the threesome? Also who brought up the topic? If it's him then he 's trying to tell you he is getting bored of the sex life since you only want to get fucked missionary. You need to spice things up a little if you want to keep your man. Not to mention he desperately wants kids but you don't. I am worried about your future Ernst.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 5, 2020 12:54 PM
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The importance of being Ernst. And ALIVE!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 5, 2020 12:58 PM
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R70, He was not the bottom as it was with two ladies, back in his frat boy days.
I kind of brought it up. We were watching a shit movie and the idea of a threesome was mentioned. I said to Husband that I would find that to be incredibly strange as I kind of like just having sex with him. He told me it isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and then tried to go back to just watching the movie, but I persisted.
We proceeded from there to “spice things up.” There was some missionary involved, but lots of other good stuff as well.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 6, 2020 3:36 AM
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Does anybody in Central or West Central Ohio have any info on the coronavirus? Last I heard, 4 people were tested in the state, and maybe it was just wishful thinking, but I thought they were in the Northeastern part of the state. Not panicking, just wondering.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 6, 2020 4:48 PM
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Oh, and Ernst, hope you and your man are staying safe and healthy!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 6, 2020 4:50 PM
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[quote] You can turn some of your haters into fans by posting a photo of your 6'6" husband's erect cock.
Still waiting!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 6, 2020 4:54 PM
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R73, I haven’t heard anything, but the school district my nieces and nephews attend (and I have subbed at in the past) posted a letter in their system talking about contingency plans in case of “long term closure.” There must be some suspicion.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 7, 2020 2:22 AM
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We love you, Ernst, and hope you are well. And that you stay well.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 7, 2020 2:24 AM
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Ernst, what car did you end up having picked for you? Do you have it yet? What color is it?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 7, 2020 2:32 AM
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R72 Is your 6'6" husband a total top? Does he give attention to your puny cocklet or does he pretend it's just the clit? Does he allow you to go anywhere near his hole? So many questions...Please answer them all Ernst.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 7, 2020 4:51 AM
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Thanks, R77.
R78, it is a Subaru Legacy. My old one was a legacy too, but this one is pretty different. I am told they made changes to the new 2020 models that led to this difference. Husband was in a total bromance with the salesperson, but I guess he got a good deal on it, so I’m not mad. We picked it up last Saturday. They made me drive it and then asked a million questions and I basically kept saying it was good. They apparently wanted me to comment on all of the cool features, but I didn’t.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 7, 2020 11:49 AM
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I'm going to absentee vote today and Gym Jordan is my congressman. I want to vote for the Democratic challenger who has the best chance of defeating him come November, but I honestly haven't researched it very much. Any opinions on who might be the best? ( I know that due to gerrymandering he probably isn't anyone else's in this thread, but just thought I'd ask.)
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 7, 2020 2:43 PM
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R73, as of Tuesday, I believe there were under 10 suspected case. People were tested at one of the hospitals in the area, but I am unsure of the results.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 7, 2020 3:23 PM
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Thanks R82. What area we talking about? I keep seeing Cleveland; is that correct?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 7, 2020 3:26 PM
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I have the coronavirus but I am not going into quarantine I have to go to Easton Town Center and Polaris mall to use all the drinking fountains.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 7, 2020 3:36 PM
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Thanks R86. Maybe we can all meet you there and have a "Chicken Pox Party"?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 7, 2020 3:49 PM
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Ohio's governor has already said it's not a matter of if, but when coronavirus shows up in Ohio.
Hope you're doing well, Ernst.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 88 | March 7, 2020 4:20 PM
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I'm sad you didn't answer my questions at R79 Ernst. I thought we were friends. I'm going to kill myself now.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 8, 2020 2:01 PM
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Stop being a rabid bitchcunt from hell, r89.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 8, 2020 2:03 PM
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R90, you can go to hell and die! We need to know every detail of their most intimate of moments. I applaud R79/R89 for asking the tough questions.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 8, 2020 2:17 PM
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R91, please go to r79 / r89 and assist each other in mutual suicide. Grease fire not required. You "puny cocklet" cunts need to die or go away.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 8, 2020 2:19 PM
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R91 Thanks for your support. I'm glad that I'm not the only person who is interested in Ernst's fascinating life.
Why are you so angry R90/R92. What's your problem with small penises? I think Ernst's personality and his puny cocklet are a adorable combo. His 6'6" husband is so lucky.
Ernst please don't be shy. We love you.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 8, 2020 6:50 PM
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I talk about my BF here on DL, but I respect him too much to discuss our sex life here.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 8, 2020 11:31 PM
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I'm determined to turn this into a Columbus subreddit so here goes: I was reading the thread on places you used to eat as a kid, and I remembered eating at The York Steakhouse at a mall in NJ. I read that there was one lone York left in Columbus. Has anybody eaten there? Is it worth the nostalgia for me to drive the hour to get there?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 9, 2020 12:43 AM
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So we are up to 3 people in Ohio with the Coronavirus, all from the Cleveland area.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 9, 2020 11:05 PM
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