Wes Anderson’s new film, The French Dispatch, might feature Timothée Chalamet’s penis

Bet he has a wild Bush

I'd bet my last unused condom that the actor who presents dong here will be Mathieu Amalric. MEH!

It looks like another weirdly disconnected Steve Zissou.

Elizabeth Moss’s “ugly” facial features fits in to his cast well.

Oh how exciting, Wes Anderson makes another “Wes Anderson movie.” Also, ugh, Adrien Brody.

umm let's be real here, the nudity will be Lea Seydoux, she's going to be the object of del Toro's painting that causes a riot. She's already done lots of graphic nudity in the past. It won't be Timothee, though we can dream.

Like I care. Yawn.

This looks particularly insufferable, even by Wes Anderson standards.

Ugh. Can't stand Wes Anderson movies? They look great but, Jesus, the ennui.

Ha! And I just read the description: "set in the fictional French city of Ennui-sur-Blasé" -- for fuck's sake.

Meh. I've seen his penis. It's not that spectacular.

This looks incredible. Can’t wait for to worship at the altar of the Chalamet cock.

I hope he's not mutilated, but his mother is, well, you know.

R9, sure, that's why you're 'dickmatized'

If I see Timmy’s dick I will be the happiest gay alive.

No. Just no. Timotay's cock is of no interest at all. He is revolting.

If there is really God, they should make Timmy present dong for us megafans.

He is fugly.

How does this thread have so few replies? We should be up to 600 talking about Timmy dong.

Love Timmy and I wank to his crotch shot in CMBYN every night. AAaahhhhhhhb....

I don’t care, I loved “The Royal Tenenbaums”. And “Rushmore”.

Timothée is facially good-looking (and quite charming of course), but his body is nothing to gawk over. He was nude for a split second in CMBYN, and he just looked like a skinny kid. I doubt he's housing some giant thang in his pants.

I haven't seen a WA flick in a long time. The presence of Tim O'Tay, penis or not, means I'll see this one.

R18 is pathetic.

R22 is bitter she can't get her 69-year-old micro dong up anymore.

Given the rather indifferent response to this thread, it appears that DL's obsession with Timmie has disappeared. Perhaps a lot of the previous ravers over Call Me have passed away by now. Or perhaps it is because Timmy is painfully thin and unattractive and that this has now been acknowledged.

I have it on good authority that Timmy has a thick 7-incher.

O Wes! O the divine artifice of it all!

Gag me with a spoon.

[quote] previous ravers over Call Me

They were pedo guys.

R20 CMBYN was made 3 or 4 years ago. Kids grow a lot in that time

So gross.

OMG, the dream of so many trolls on this thread.

Let's hope this quiets the Timee stans, as they jerk off mindlessly for the next 5 years to some Mr. Man cap of Timee's blurry dick.

R20 Timmy's smooth body makes me want to cum just thinking about it. I bet, like a lot of skinny thinks his cock is long and just the right thickness. You often see it crawling down his pants legs.

Screen shot from the movie

I doubt a Wes Anderson Film will have full male nudity. I hope so but I doubt it. Once again Timmy was20 whenhe made Call Me. Don’t make me call you a troll.

Graphic nudity means either peen or vag. Here’s hoping for Timmy dong.

Someone said it might be female nude models. Sorry.

R35 nobody knows. Nobody has seen it. But Wes is dropping hints in the trailer and the poster that it's Timmy related. Timmy was prepared to show his penis in CMBYN only changing his mind when Armie declined.

R34 vag? They would never show that on film. That's for porn

Dong O'Tay

"I bet, like a lot of skinny thinks his cock is long and just the right thickness. You often see it crawling down his pants legs."

His dick crawls, R31? Like my skin when I read these creepy obsessives going on about their love for this creature.

R37, now you tell me.

Not something I'd be a bit interested in seeing.

R40, that wasn't a vagina that was a mons pubis of her vulva.

[quote] The vulva is the outer part of the female genitals. The vulva includes the opening of the vagina (sometimes called the vestibule), the labia majora (outer lips), the labia minora (inner lips), and the clitoris. Around the opening of the vagina, there are 2 sets of skin folds.

If only because your mother brought you into the world through the opening of the vagina, you should at least know what it is, and where it is. We are all connected to women's vulvas, whether we like it or not, R41.

Thanks for that, R42. That's so heavy.

Can’t we just agree that “vag” means crotch-level lady parts we don’t want to see?

R44, don't you understand? You can't see it

Another art thing from the teeming brain of Wes Anderson and his many pals. And with the possibility--tee-hee!--of a glimpse of Timmy Dick! Such fun.

Timee's outlandish clothing styles hint at sizemeat. He's long and skinny so I bet his dick is, too.

He’s gross and has tiny nipples. Who cares!

"Timee's outlandish clothing styles hint at sizemeat."

MARY, R47!!!

R48 oh yes, he's absolutely disgusting

Not disgusting. If you like aging twinks, he's fine.

Those who say Timmy is disgusting must have never looked at themselves in the mirror. DUH!

Love my Timmy so much always forever until he's 30 then.....

Or when he marries some woman and has crotch fruit. Then the luster will be off him!

R53 or IF he marries some woman....

Times are changing, Tim is young and it is possible that in 10 year's time he will not have to pretend to like women — if he doesn't

He's not pretending, honey, R54.

Sorry ****10 years' time**********

R55 = Brian Swardstrom

This song is so Tim to a T

Please, Muriel, some fresh FFs.

I want Timmy's cock in my mouth. Hope we get to see it.

R60 and his lusty thoughts.

@R60

I want his huge cock up my ass, please sir.

Surely someone must have the dirt on Timmy’s dong.

R64 sadly I think you'd have to ask the girls about that one. Unfortunately.

R65 - too bad I'm not a kiss-and-tell slut.

R65 = Brian Swardstrom

So do we get see his meaty cock, in this?

I'd Timootay had mega meat like ATJ, I'd ignore the rat face