Timmy is an ugly little rat

OP, are you an Incel, or just over 50?

Armie is a Jew

Timothee kisses him

Poor Matt Anscher alone, unloved and unwanted

Bedknobs and Broomsticks suck ass

That's patently unfair to ugly little rats.

Haven’t those Mexican street gangs found your ass in Salinas, Matt?

Soon.....very soon.

He looks like TIny Tim

THIS is an ugly greasy mentally deranged little rat

Hit hard with the ugly stick.

He'd be great starring in the remake of The Diary of Anne Frank.

Today's male heart throbs are not what they once were.

Also Adam Driver.

^ They sure as hell aren't!

I don't disparage Timmy, since he's obviously beloved by many people.

"To give ordinary people an ideal to strive towards, an example of nobility and duty to raise them in their wretched lives." ~Queen Mary

Well, now we know where “MARY!” comes from.

Thanks, R12.

It's just a bad picture.

He looks much better here.

Photo in OP's post was photoshopped by a very bitter and jealous Elizabeth Hammer.

r1 Why do you worship the ugliest little White creatures?

OP doesn't have to understand everything in the world as the world doesn't understand either why OP had to be born and born so fugly.

Satisfied, deathfat troll?

His fandom is absurd, what made him gain such a following?

R18 as a gay man, why do you care who women want? Many men also want him. He’s a good looking guy, with talent, personality, warmth. Why wouldn’t he be popular?

I have often wondered that myself, but clearly Timmee has a fan base. Maybe I’m not keen on him, because he played a douchebag in Lady Bird , the first movie I saw him in.

[quote] Armie is a Jew

Hammer is 1/8th or 1/16th Jewish-descent. Chalamet is more: half-Jewish descent.

[quote] His mother is Jewish (from a family of Russian-Jewish and Austrian-Jewish descent).

R20 only a simpleton conflates an actor acting and his real life.

Chalamet makes a twig like Lily-Rose Depp look fat by comparison.

Look at his legs/thighs vs hers.

She's known to be quite slim - but he's even more skeletal by comparison.

He's got rickets and manorexia. He looks like a young Princes Stephanie of Monaco. Pass oleenie.

No one thinks he is the slightest bit attractive, except for the one obsessed troll here. Who probably is his mother or him, himself

He's ugly inside and out.

Looks like Brad Pitt compared to the Stranger Things kids

He'll take home that Oscar for his performance in Rainy Days & Mondays.

I have no idea who this thing is.

Disney can hire him for a remake of [italic]Ratatouille[/italic] ... as the rat!

R28: Brad Pitt is overrated and boring; the male equivalent of a basic bitch.

Not much meat on her, but what's there is cherce.

I don't get it either. No sex appeal at all.

His body looks like what you end up with, when your mom gives you a mozzerlla cheese stick in your lunch but no cold pack, so the stick starts to sweat and break down so you can't bring yourself to eat it, only peel it into strands and bunch them into sad, little piles.

OP is a troll.

r36 Kill yourself

Jesus Christ, his thighs in R24 are frightening.

But he's such a fashion plate. That was the most gorgeous trash collector's uniform he wore at the Oscar's!

I think he's incredibly talented with a lot of emotional range for a young actor. But he does look like he needs to be force-fed cheeseburgers for a month to get to a healthy weight. If he looks that thin in pictures or on screen, I shudder to image what he must look like in person.

Bodyshaming on DL in full force. Shocking. If you saw his ancle you know Timothee always going look thin af

Putting him amongst the men of LITTLE WOMEN makes him look like a ventriloquist's dummy.

He looks like the pass-around bottom in that picture.

If the drugs don't get him, the anorexia will.

Excuse me?

Timootay is an Oscar-nominated ugly little rat.

Excuse me?

Timootay is an Oscar-nominated ugly little rat.

A stolen nomination if ever there was one.

he has great hair which frames his face well...that is it though

Everybody takes a bad picture once in awhile, including Timmy.

Looking great here.

If Tim had a jawbone transplant and gained 7 pounds - he might one day look as handsome as Princess Stephonkee of Monaco.

Cool boots!

r50 You can find a boy just like him in any middle school in America

He's gross. So skinny and nasty.

Timmy jogging.

Fashion statement.

[quote] Why do young White girls worship the ugliest little thing that gets pushed in their faces.?

This is true. My students think he is "so hot." I don't get it.

[quote][R50] You can find a boy just like him in any middle school in America

I'd rather wait until they're old enough to go to college.

R58 Unlike Timmy, they will have gone through puberty by then

Looking pensive here.

R7 Is that a fat Michael Bolton on crack?

You mean looking more like someone about to bid farewell to his penis.

Young girls tend to be attracted to feminine, slight guys. When I think of the teen heartthrobs of my youth, such as Kirk Cameron, they had sweet baby faces and skinny bodies.

I imagine it's because these guys are nonthreatening. You can't imagine them throwing a hard fuck. You can, however, easily fantasize them listening to your feelings while holding hands. Totally respecting your wishes to not give a blow job in the backseat of the car while his parents are up front driving you home* (which is the reality of the chumps trying to date them in real life).

It's easing into female/male attraction in a safe way.

*Actual story from my female BFF when she was 14. She was scared and went through with it, with his jacket covering her head. First time she interacted with a penis. No wonder they want sissy boys to moon over.

He pulled this look off quite well.

[quote] When I think of the teen heartthrobs of my youth, such as Kirk Cameron, they had sweet baby faces

So did Rosemary's Baby.

Well, hairy sweaty guy parts are gross. So pretty boys with thin bodies and lots of head hair have always appealed to teenage girls who don't have sex. This is not news. Or hard to understand. Teen girls who have sex tend to go for a more developed but equally smooth body type. #MeToo.

Why some gay men lust after Timotot is easy to explain too. Unkind and sometimes illegal.

In new movie “French Dispatch” 👍

Did I awaken some kind of psychotic Timmy Stan? Seek help you twat

[quote] Bodyshaming on DL in full force. Shocking. If you saw his ancle you know Timothee always going look thin af

Oh dear! What's this about his "ancle"? Does Chalamet have cankles?

I don't think people are attracted to Timmy bc they think he's some innocent angel. people know him from fucking a peach. he's actually got hairy legs and what appears a huge cock. his face is angelic, sure. but, he looks like he could manage pretty spectacularly between the sheets just from what we've seen in cmbyn. I know all kinds who want to fuck him. from teen girls to senior citizens.

LSA blatantly stole my thread! I see you, fucking whore.

[QUOTE]what appears a huge cock

Citation needed

The pedos LOVE this nasty rat faced cunt fuck because they pretend he’s a 10 year old boy.

R10 You are so right! And I can't stand looking at Timmy the little turd. I don't get it.

He's sexually "non-threatening" which is why teen girls and boys are so into him. A guy like that isn't going to ravage you in the bedroom.

[quote] Why some gay men lust after Timotot is easy to explain too. Unkind and sometimes illegal.

[quote] The pedos LOVE this nasty rat faced cunt fuck because they pretend he’s a 10 year old boy.

Women generally look just as neotenous as Timmy well into their 30s, so I guess all straight men are closet pedos.

Gee I thought this was about Tebow.

All the jealous crack heads on this thread. Lol. It's funny.

R78 Your comment makes no sense. Maybe you're the crackhead.

why some gay dudes here are so insecure that every month they create yet another thread about how Timothee is ugly? You do not like him? Well, others do so move on. He is booked, well fucked and busy. And your tired threads arent gonna change it, honey. So stay pressed

why is it in usa culture to body-shame people? I mean why grown-ups do this? This thread and LSA once - are you over 12? Then why do you post it? I can not understand. SO immature and shallow

This is who Timmy is dating. He has a much better body.

Timmy's fucking Cudi. Are you clueless?

R83 is one of those disgusting Larrie type tinhats who goes round pretending to be all clever and cynical, swearing away when she's some ugly 400lb 77 year old eating chips as she types.

Timothée est une œuvre d'art

R81 = Celine Dion.

R63, in other words, real mean are creeps and rapists

I just came out of a screening of "Little Women", and now the title of this thread is even more absurd to me than before.

He's a dreamy little rat.

[quote]why some gay dudes here are so insecure

Why do you assume a "gay dude" posted this?

@R89, aahhhggghhhhh....Christian Bale is a creep

I cannot stand Christian Bale...sorry!

Apology accepted R92

Timmy is in a throuple with these two twinks from Berlin.

These guys are hot, but I don't understand their relevance to Timmy or this thread, r94.

I know people on this thread like skinny twinks so thought I'd post them

R95, well, apparently there is a common denominator, they are all twinks

I take OFFENSE at that statement

He will age like Leif Garrett

[quote] Why do young White girls worship the ugliest little thing that gets pushed in their faces.?

Fuck you. I'm the Batman now. If that movie ever gets done.

Give me more little rats like that!!

[quote] All the jealous crack heads on this thread. Lol. It's funny.

You're right. No one can ever hope to obtain a figure as crackheadesque as Timmy's.