Let's be Meghan Markle's pitch for her latest project

People are sick of this topic. Move on.

People are sick of you, drink bleach.

Let’s be OP’s next pitch!

We'd like to, but every time we think it's over, Meghan puts up another press piece - what are we to do, OP?

Today, after we all hoped the dust was settling, Meghan got herself on the front pages again by circulating photographs of her doing charity work before she married Harry. Left out of the information: these were trips set up by an agency that specialises in helping celebrities build "humanitarian" profiles. Meghan brought her on photographers to these. These are not random photos taken by "paps" who were at the time these were taken, spectacularly uninterested in her, and wouldn't have returned her calls, let alone showed up to take these photo ops.

Also up on the front page: Meghan is going to give her first interview to Ellen, not Oprah or Gayle King, because "Ellen understands Meghan's pain and suffering" AND because Meghan and Ellen are the epitome of - wait for it . . . .

authenticity.

I ask you, OP - no one can turn his back on material like this and still call himself a real DLer.

Good lord, even HELLO has an article up that Meghan's "alleged" interview with Ellen will not happen.

How did we miss the first round of this?!

What is interesting is that in the HELLO piece, the wording is that ". . . the MailOnline had reported that the pair were in talks to do a sit-down interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, which has been in the "works for some time"."

And, yet, the headlines in both HELLO and the DM refer only to Meghan doing the interview - which gives one an unintended bird's eye view of how things are really going to be for Harry for the proverbial . . .

Despite the swift denial by PEOPLE and HELLO, the DM still has the original article up, with many quotes about the strong bond between Ellen and the Harkles and Ellen's over-sugared admiration of the two from "sources" . . . as well as the need for a "secret location" and it all being "hush-hush" - except that it's in the DM already.

Curiouser and curiouser. I wonder if the DM got wind of the interview that was supposed to be "hush-hush" and leaked it, forcing the Harkles' to withdraw and deny it through PEOPLE, one of Meghan's mouthpieces . . .

Megsy isn't even going to give us a chance to miss her.

Check our royal foibles for the author's take on the Sussexes "graceless exit" and what the word behind the scenes about Meghan was as soon as they got to know her.

I wonder if that NDA with Melissa Tabouti had a sunset clause . . .

The DM is doubling down on the Ellen interview story, stating that Ellen herself "appears to have confirmed" that an interview with Meghan (not Meghan and Harry) is in the works - when asked if she was "excited" about it, Ellen replied, "Of course I'm excited."

So, somewhere out there, deliberate obfuscation is taking place. Either Meghan's PR are playing fast and loose with both Ellen and PEOPLE, or Meghan keeps changing her mind, or the DM is doing its best to upend life and PR for Meghan.

Meghan's entry into the Hollywood A-list is going to be feeding DL soon from both channels: royals and celebrities.

Reports of the death of this topic have been greatly exaggerated.

Jesus OP, you're a disturbed person. Maybe you should get your own life back?

She can sell all her fucking Smutsex Disloyal junk from door to door for all I care. ‘Hi - I’m Meghan. Wanna buy a scented candle?’

It's called satire, R7, and considering the motherload of criticism coming the way of your idol worship, you and she better gird up. Satire is about as kind as it's gonna get.

Meghan's entry to the Hollywood A list. 😂😂😂😂😂

I am the fancy cat shelter in Calabasas Ca where Megan will be spokesperson during their Adopt a Pet week ...most of the cats are named after British Royalty. Camilla the Scottish fold mix shit on the bed of her former owner so alas, she ended up in the shelter. Megan will make a special pitch to get that girl home!

R6– Meghan would be beyond stupid to upset Oprah by doing her first interview on Ellen. This is the DM trying their best to ensure that the only ways she makes bank from her Royal life is starring as ‘The Duchess’ on a series of bukkake porn videos

I am the one of the latest Markle threads. I am a "Let's be" however no one seems to keep it on the subject. Everyone just uses me to bash Markle or various members of the royal family. I'd ask why, but I already know the answer. They are fucking nuts.

All right, R13, I'll bite so you can have your fun.

I am the airbrushed out of its mind logo for the brand, i.e., Meghan's face with her eyes cast faintly upward in saintly contemplation, more hair than an English sheepdog, and in the background, an out of focus image of a balding ginge with scraggly teeth and beady, close-set eyes.

In black and white, of course . . .

B U M P *cackle*

I am Archie, crammed into a loathsome jumper in stylish neutrals instead of the cheerful red that I like, that is two sizes too small for me, about to be taken out and "papped" in it so Mum can sell it on SussexRoyal but without actually using me to advertise it ON the fucking website, which I'd pay some Russian experts to hack and destroy.

Just as soon as Grandad is raptured and leaves me my trust fund. Hang in there, Ivan! Da, we have a deal!

I'm her fat ass....I hate her

There were actually TWO primetime specials about Meghan (and Harry) tonight on two different major networks. There was a special on the Fox network at 8. That special had the feel of a tabloid report, complete with talking-head segments from Piers Morgan. Then, CBS ran a special at 10; this one appeared to have a bit more serious tone, and it had Omid Scobie as an expert. It compared Harry's goodbye speech side by side, line by line, with Diana's step-back speech.

So much time dedicated to spoiled brats. I'd rather see documentaries about people who have achieved something other than grasping for fame and money.

Omid Scobie lmfao. Marcus Anderson ex boyfriend and self proclaimed royal reporter that no one ever heard of before Harry met Meghan.

I'm a Canadian banana she signs for a mental health campaign for Bell Canada, announced on their instagram: "You R Not Mad" "My Mom My Merch" "Follow Your Wife" "R U Okay?"

R20 for the win.

I'm Sarah Latham. Does anyone remember me?

I'm the weaves Meghan has had attached to what is left of her natural hair for the last two years.

Help me! Help me! Help me!

I am the ASMR videos Meghan will be doing on YT.

I am Jessica Mulroney, in my zeal to do my BFF's dirty work in shading Kate, I will probably end by hastening the removal of said BFF's title and style for real.

I am Walt Disney, looking down in horror at the brand I built so carefully being sullied by the shit being peddled by that darkie and her race and class traitor husband.

She wouldn't understand the meaning of the word "Princess" if it fell on her from a great height.

I'm the Canadian taxpayer and I'm fucking damned if I'll pay for those twats' security.

I'm a new hiphop/Wagnerian rock musical being pitched at the Oscar by Prince Harry to Lin-Manuel Miranda about the controversial affair between Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings, entitled: "Sally Hemings, Shackle of Love in the Shadow of Monticello" to mark the very much anticipated comeback of the biracial royal sexpot Meghan the Duchess of Sussex. Elton John will contribute the 100th revised version of his hit song, retitled as "Cotton in the Wind/Goodbye Virginian Rose."

R28 for the win.

I'm the P.A. to the CEO of the major Hollywood studio running of ways to tell Meghan Markle that the CEO isn't available to discuss her "project".

I'm sorry, he's away from his desk.

I'm sorry, he's in conference.

I'm sorry, he's travelling today.

I'm sorry, he went to pick up his kids from school.

I'm sorry, he went to pick up his new Alfa Romeo.

I'm sorry, he's talking to the other coast.

I'm sorry, he had a death in the family.

I'm sorry, he's looking at screen tests right now.

I'm sorry, he's doing his afternoon mindfulness meditation right now.

I'm sorry, he's fucking his secretary from the back on his desk right now.

Certainly, Mrs Sussex (is that two "s"s and one "x" or two of each?), of course I'll give him your message about this globally important project.

I

^*running out of ways

B U M P

This project really speaks to the synergies of the global consciousness with the individual responsibility. We can create the rubric of the subjective criteria of the intersectionality synergistic fruition and mindfulness. We will rise up and channel the elimination of race consciousness and funnel it to the chakras of positivity and goddess state.

My fee is $500 million payable to my offshore LLC. My accountant Murray will give you the routing number.

BS hon, they just want to hear me invoke Mum's name over and over again...and since she's dead, I have to talk about that and how it still 'affects' me so much 25 years later.

Murray, re-route half of that $500 mil please, to my own account.

Get over it OP. There are plenty of other threads you've started you could post in.

R35 how about you get over it. MM is a dross, banal and vénal fly attracting moron.