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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Arthurian Knights

However does a Queen choose?

I’ll fuck Cai Hir (Sir Kay) for his sharp dirty tongue & giant Saxon body; marry Mordrawd (Mordred) for his ambition; and kill preening narc Lancelot and the other Franks, even knowing Galahad will rise again like his Prophet just to spite me.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 31, 2020 1:35 PM

Fuck Mordred, that's a real man. Kill Lancelot, he's that queen in the friend group who always has to start drama. Marry Gawain obviously. He's so reliable and trustworthy

by Anonymousreply 1January 24, 2020 12:11 AM

I’m fudging the rules.

Fuck Merlin

Kill Lancelot

Marry Galahad

by Anonymousreply 2January 24, 2020 12:41 AM

I'd fuck Galahad, just so he'd stop being a holier-than-thou virgin.

by Anonymousreply 3January 24, 2020 2:23 AM

Have any of you read Mists of Avalon? It has the characterizations I most think of

by Anonymousreply 4January 24, 2020 2:42 AM

R4 is that the one where Lancelot is a bisexual slut in love with Arthur, only Arthur is shagging his full-blood sister?

by Anonymousreply 5January 24, 2020 9:11 AM

Häxan Soren used to write NSFW webcomics based on a few lesser Knights.

My favorite is this one about Sir Lionel, who on an excursion gone awry is captured by Sir Turquin of Gannes and subjected by him to a flogging with some brambles (which it transpires turns Lionel on). Edging ensues.

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by Anonymousreply 6January 24, 2020 7:15 PM

The only Lancelot hot & interesting enough to fuck was Ioan Gruffudd’s version.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 31, 2020 1:35 PM
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