Fuck, Marry, Kill: Arthurian Knights
However does a Queen choose?
I’ll fuck Cai Hir (Sir Kay) for his sharp dirty tongue & giant Saxon body; marry Mordrawd (Mordred) for his ambition; and kill preening narc Lancelot and the other Franks, even knowing Galahad will rise again like his Prophet just to spite me.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 7 | January 31, 2020 1:35 PM
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Fuck Mordred, that's a real man. Kill Lancelot, he's that queen in the friend group who always has to start drama. Marry Gawain obviously. He's so reliable and trustworthy
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 24, 2020 12:11 AM
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I'd fuck Galahad, just so he'd stop being a holier-than-thou virgin.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 24, 2020 2:23 AM
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Have any of you read Mists of Avalon? It has the characterizations I most think of
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 24, 2020 2:42 AM
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R4 is that the one where Lancelot is a bisexual slut in love with Arthur, only Arthur is shagging his full-blood sister?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 24, 2020 9:11 AM
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Häxan Soren used to write NSFW webcomics based on a few lesser Knights.
My favorite is this one about Sir Lionel, who on an excursion gone awry is captured by Sir Turquin of Gannes and subjected by him to a flogging with some brambles (which it transpires turns Lionel on). Edging ensues.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 6 | January 24, 2020 7:15 PM
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The only Lancelot hot & interesting enough to fuck was Ioan Gruffudd’s version.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 7 | January 31, 2020 1:35 PM
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