To his newly out gay son!
Let's be a straight dad trying to give the Birds and Bees talk
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 24, 2020 5:39 PM |
I'm the awkwardness around Dad trying to find out if Junior is a giver or receiver.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 23, 2020 10:27 PM |
“Toiletbaby, avoid broke bros; they’re already fucked. Rich bros need love, too”
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 23, 2020 10:29 PM |
Wash your damn stinky feet
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 23, 2020 10:32 PM |
“This one time, at Boy Scout Camp...”
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 23, 2020 10:38 PM |
You know, when I was your age, I had a buddy and I was a little curious too..
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 23, 2020 10:43 PM |
I’m the dry heaves taking over as the instructional conversation heads southward.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 23, 2020 11:15 PM |
“It’s when the man goes up in the man.”
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 23, 2020 11:17 PM |
I’m the screwdriver I give to junior for practice.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 23, 2020 11:18 PM |
I'm straight dad asking his gay brother-in-law to please give him this talk instead.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 23, 2020 11:36 PM |
“Pull back the skin and wash real good. Ain’t nobody like head cheese, son.”
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 24, 2020 12:27 AM |
I'm the father's shocked expression when the boy asks about rimming.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 24, 2020 7:02 AM |
You know, *mumble* *mumble* when, uh, a guy and ... uh, *mumble* *mumble* when, uh, two people really like each other *mumble* *mumble* *nervous hand wringing* *looking at the nearby clock* *wiping off sweat on forehead*
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 24, 2020 7:36 AM |
“It’s professional wrestling without the underpants and you stick to your age class”
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 24, 2020 5:12 PM |
R13, hilarious!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 24, 2020 5:16 PM |
I'm Dad's horror at seeing a jar of vaseline on Junior's nightstand.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 24, 2020 5:39 PM |